Don't mind me, just """pirating"""

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Shit waifu m8

>>378069148
Just as I pirated that piece of shit game. I thank God every day that I didn't pay anything to experience it other than my time which I could've used to do something more productive, like sticking a fork in my eye.

>>378069148
Isabella was always the one companion in DA2 I truly hated. Didn't like Anders or Fenris either, but Isabella always just straight pissed me off. It's a shame you can never flat out kill her.

>>378069148
isn't she the hooker you can gangbang in Origins?

Don't mine me, just hiding this shit thread. [-]

>>378069148
Worst character in one of the worst games

>>378070076
Yep

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>>378069575

If you didnt Rival romance merill you are shit


Also sell Fenris back into slavery with her in your party as payback for shit talking her 24/7

>>378070124
Don't mind me, just subscribing to your blog.

>>378069575

a literal slave and criminal mage

>>378070124

reported for not contributing anything in this thread and shitposting.

enjoy your ban

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>>378070806
I'd rival romance Merrill if rivalry didn't equate to also being a dick to companions, and the mirror storyline actually branched with the choice of not giving her the tool she needs to fix the Eluvian.

>>378072626
Your companions are such faggots they deserve to have an asshole Hawke as their leader

>>378069575
Dumb bitch who killed her entire village isn't any better.
At least Isabella will fuck you and not summon a demon with her virginity blood after.

The best girl was Varric though.

>>378072626

but I really hated the mirror story line if you actually let Merill continue using blood magic especially the end with her village.

>>378073256
>>378071932


Merill practiced Blood Magic in Dunwall for 5 years and on top of being an elf she was never caught.

>>378073517
The whole village might have been slaughtered but it was done in the name of science so it's ok

>>378073623
Isn't it mostly because of Varric and Aveline?

Enchantment?

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>>378073517

Shes a good person and actually one of the few elves I like but she needed to be disciplined on the mirror

Besides you kiss and make up

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>>378073517
To be fair you don't have to slaughter the whole village if you made the right dialogue choice to them.

Which I found kind of arbitrary, but the option's there.

>>378074643
Biowares humor is lower than Gearbox tier.

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>People trying to have a serious DA2 thread

kill yourselves you tasteless faggots.

>>378074797
Say what you will about Andromeda, but there older games had some good banter.

>>378074797
I like Zaeed.

>>378069148
Don't mind me, just handing you over to the Qunari.

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>>378074797

Fem Hawke is the greatest female protagonist ever

>>378075114
No they didn't, because those older games weren't theres. Modern Bioware is Bioware in name only.

>>378075281
ME2/DA2 still had some of old BioWare.

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best girl was Fenris

>>378069148
>>378069575
It would be great if Bioware would add another straight/bi female elf romance in DA:4. Preferably not as hideous as Sera.

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>>378069575
oh, that crack whore

>>378069575

Congratulations. You're into lolis and are likely a pedophile.

>>378077036
Isabella is an actual whore.

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Gonna buy the Dragon age 2 dlc.

What am I in for?

>>378077271
>Gonna buy the Dragon age 2 dlc.
>buy
Regret.

>>378074643

God I forgot how disgusting DA's elves are.

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>>378077640
this is your date tonight

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>>378077271
I actually thought the story ones were pretty good all things considered. Not amazing, but worth a shot.

I like that they took the extra effort to give all the squadmates new banter and the like for it.

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>>378077271
>The Exiled Prince
Decent quests, decent party member, it's a good way to make extra money I guess. Sebastian's best moments are with the other characters, he makes a nice addition to the group even if he isn't the best companion.
>Mark of the Assassin
Comfy adventuring, some nice fun and delicious banter/sarcastic Hawke hilarity. Only downside is that you can only bring two party members with you and most of them (especially Bethany, Varric, Isabella and Merrill) have fantastic dialogue. Bring Bethany with you!
>Legacy
Best banters in the entire game, bar none. Some more fun, old-fashioned adventuring, a couple of fun bosses, and delicious, delicious lore. You get to bring a full party this time, and they have fantastic banter, so definitely bring your sibling and love interest.

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perfection

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>>378077640
>>378077795
>>378077891
Say that to my face, shem, not in the Fade and see what happens

>>378078309

Next time wear shoes and maybe id let you walk in my house

>>378077271
wyvern shit

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>>378078460
>not liking barefoot nature-loving qts
remove shem

>>378077271
Just pirate it or something, anon. Hell, I can give you the fucking files if you want. Just don't give them money.
Please.