OH SHIT you accidentally erased John Wick's Persona 5 save data and he's coming to kill you! Only the main character of the last vidya you played can help you kill him. How fucked are you?!
i want to die
The last character i played as was a car. So im ok.
>paper mario
uh
>>378062442
Same, I'm not going to do anything. Please take my life.
suck his cock
>>378062358
So Joker(P5) vs John Wick. Talk about salt in the wound...
I'll be aight.
>>378062358
IT WAS JUST A FUCKING SAVE FI
ASHEN ONE? John wick is gonna need his dodge build to even have a chance of killing me.
High charisma, int and wisdom TNO
I'm fine
>>378062358
how was the second movie?
>>378062358
John Wick vs Batman
Would be a good fight but my money's on Batman. Especially since we know Wick is coming, so Bats has prep time. 10/10 Batman wrecks.
>>378062932
Can't I just show him the wonders of Sony's PlayStation™ Plus™ service? Which features automatic backups of his saves thus preventing me being executed? I bet he'd game there
And my last character was the dude from Disegaea 5 so I'm probs hecked he'd be arsing around taking turns while John just walks in, shoots and leaves
How is he so handsome, bros? Isn't he like 55+ years old?
That magikarp smartphone game. Probably pretty fucked, unless John Wick is impressed with some sick 40M jumps.
>>378062932
well he's in payday 2 and considering how dodge builds work there....
>>378063120
Darn, the dude looks pretty happy now, remember him looking depressed all the time.
I do not think I've ever seen this man smile until I've witnessed this .gif
Doom marine
>crazy roidraging near superhuman that even the devil fears
John Whick
>calm succinct badass who is most likely the most feared assassin on the planet
Do I have time to get snacks?
>>378062358
>Joker from Persona 5
Ooh, he gone be mad.
>>378063238
>dodge
>bullets
Yeah right
>>378063460
N-no...
>>378062790
Never mind I don't want the cookie
>>378062969
Not as good as the first, but, is still leagues ahead of most Hollywood action movies. The first was so good because nobody expected it to be.
>>378062358
ummm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4ozF0GWjY
I think I'll have enough time to getaway.
>>378062358
Steve from minecraft with like a billion mods. If I give Steve enough time he'll get something OP. Lets hope that fucker hurrys up
I'll be fine.
>>378063120
Keanu is my husbando
>MHGEN, adept SnS
I'll be fine.
>>378063645
>copy john wick fighting style
>put it in anime
ayylmao
>>378063541
That's why dodge builds simply see if you'll take damage or not.
>>378062969
It's a fun action flick just like the first one, I prefer it over the first one but that's mainly because theytrumped the club scene from the first one
>>378063256
Yeah, I'm happy for him. Keanu's one of the only actors I genuinely like.
>>378062969
it's great, pure action kino
>>378062358
>Artyom
No idea. Better than nothing I guess
>>378063885
>Leon S. fucking Kennedy
>anime John Wick
kys
>>378062358
Literally immortal
It would be pretty cool to be killed desu
>>378063724
HEY NIKKY SHOW ME SOME OF THAT SOME RED ARMY SHIT
>>378062358
Come at me
>>378063645
i played as the us army so does that mean i am gonna be safe??
Played the demo on Switch. I dunno if this is good enough.
>>378064812
Guy is a planet buster so you're fine
i-im.. im fine .. i hope r-right g-guys...?
>Max Payne
I'd pay good money to see this
>>378064656
Is this Disgaea 5?
>>378063724
Wick has a lot of experience killing Slavs. I wouldn't be so sure.
>>378062358
>the fucking abzu swimmer
Oh well...
>>378062358
But the last character I played as was John Wick, OP. What now?
>>378062358
>Last played Cassia in Heroes of the Storm
Walk and shine, walk and shine.
I will be super fine
>>378065030
Yes
>>378062358
Nanashi who just killed all of his friends and became a true Godslayer.
>>378062358
>doctormeme
im good
>>378065167
Ayyy, so far I'm liking it. It's the first one I've ever played.
>Teresa from DQH2
I don't know. Probably? Not sure how health bars translate over into the real world. Wick is pretty good with headshots though. She could probably kill him from a distance with a spell.
Frank Castle
I got master chef covering my back ggg
>Mordheim
Uh, Reiklander Captain I guess?
I'm fucked, flintlock pistols and a sword are nothing compared to Wick's kit.
>Chun-Li
I'd probably be pretty fucked.
>>378063010
John wick is batsman but without the morals so he wins.
>>378065079
You fucked up, anon.Now TWO John Wicks are after you
Can John Wick be seduced or did his wife die to recently
>>378065337
Is John Wicks so good that he can beat someone from Street Fighter?
>>378064916
Depends entirely on if John is going to let Soldier charge that aimbot. Maybe if Soldier had goons to cover for him while he waits for it to charge, he might stick long enough to pop John from a distance - but we all know Soldier prefers to go solo and doesn't rely on backup. John is not a man who will waste time, and depending on weaponry John will most likely have heavy artillery and a car to trash. This could very well be down to a coin flip but I could definitely see you being fucked my dude.
>>378063120
Hapa genes
>>378065229
Well glad you enjoy it and you should give the others a try. Play the hand held versions of 1 - 4as they are the best versions(or 1 - 2 on pc same as the psp versions)
Have fun
>>378065415
I don't think that Street Fighter characters are immune to bullets
>>378062358
When did John Wick become a meme?
>>378063120
>>378063256
There is something so great in seeing him happy, after the shit life thrown at him. He's lost his wife and his upcoming kid, and but now gets his fulfillement from his craft.
I'm good to go.
>>378062358
Villager from Animal Crossing.
>>378065895
They can survive grenades and fireballs like they're fucking nothing, bullets aren't too much of a stretch.
>>378065685
Yeah to be honest I've mostly played Fire Emblem games. I tried out Tactics Ogre and even some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. I didn't beat them though, I just tried the games out.
After I finish D5 and Fire Emblem Echoes, I'll play the others,
You tell me, but I think Max has an edge.
>>378066008
Keanu is already a meme so it wasn't that hard
>>378065079
kys and find a less casual game
>>378066503
>tfw John Wick is a better Max Payne movie than the real Max Payne movie
>>378062830
my man
thought I was the only one who played this
Hopefully, I plucked enough guitar strings for the dark ones to help me out.
>>378062358
>Starbound Novakid
YEE HAW
>>378062358
isn't he like 60? lmao just throw some prune juice a him gg
Bring it fagit
>>378062358
>my Bloodborne hunter
I am shit outta luck and jolly well fucked.
>>378066503
Yeah...honestky bullet time would be so broken in real life.
>>378062358
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E is playing in the background
>wick is fighting doom marine in a full nightclub
I may be just fine, depending on the circumstances
Bring that shit
zero from Megaman X4. have fun john wick.
I'll be fine because Wick understands Persona trash is fucking cancer of cancers.
I'm good.
I want to die, and this is a cool way out. Hopefully he kills me with a swift shot to the head. Not with a pencil or some shit.
>>378063460
>>378065298
He can be quite savage.
>>378067916
>>378068112
Dang that Alfa is spooked
>>378062358
>Joker from P5
Well that's ironic
>>378062358
>Red Dead Redemption
Wick has training, Marston has grit. It's a damn good encounter either way.
ez
>>378062358
>Sam Gideon
I'm fine.
Kiryu and Majima vs John Wickwhy isn't this a video game yet?
>mfw i'm about to watch Chapter 2
>>378062358
Dragon commander. I'm safe.
>>378070084
Someone PLEASE get this man astream.
>>378062358
>Joker from P5, ironically.
I might have a fair shot.
JW2 was pretty good, nothing really reached the club scene from the first one, but overall great movie.
>>378063010
>would be a good fight
lol what, batman wouldnt even break a sweat
Is it gay if pooping gives me a boner?
>>378070084
Enjoy it, anon!
>>378070630
Be gay if you want anon, chances are you don't have much longer left to live with that prostate cancer.
>>378070257
Same actually, and to quote "Joker, you got this." John is a monster but joker is literally magic with god's at his side as weapons. Plus he's a fan, he'd probably stop in sheer wtfitude.
>>378070630
itd be gay if it didnt.
A tetris block
>>378070574
Have you seen John Wick? Half of either movie looks like that one scene from Kill Bill where Mamba hacks up the 108 Stars, his spacial awareness and perceptive abilities are inhuman.
Batman might get the drop on him but Bruce is at least walking away with one of his own batarangs jammed in his liver
John Wick would probably fuck Geralt up
Prey protagonist. Probably fucked since mine went for no powers play through.
I'm fine I suppose.
Im fine
>>378062358
>Flynn from SMT IV
he'll convince John Wick that Persona is for babies and mainline SMT is superior. John will thank me for deleting his P5 save and will start playing Nocturne instead.
>>378071338
*teleports behind u*
>>378063120
Immortality is a hell of a drug
>>378062358
>Joker
>Phantom Thieves clean up Wick's heart, and possibly the entire Payday crew as well
>Payday crew and Bain turns themselves in to the police
>they go behind bars
>Washington and the rest of the world is safe from their thievery
>>378071338
they should've kept this outfit in d2,also dunwall>karnaca
>>378062358
>implying JW would play that thrash
>inb4 not liking weeb games
Oh I love nip games, I'm saying that one sucks anal fistulas.
Demi-fiend. I'm cool.
>>378062358
>Asari sentinel
>Backlash
I think i'd have a chance
>>378062358
>Joshua Fireseed
I'm safer than my virginity.
>>378062358
>nidus from warframe
Im fine, the rest of the world isn't.
>>378063120
Immortality genes
>>378065407
His wife is dead.
>>378067916
>John Wick enters room
>sees you standing there awaiting death
>aim gun and fires
>*click*
>out of bullets
>...
>looks around
>sees box of thumb tacks
>your face when
>>378063910
Stop using the T word.
>>378062358
Probably gonna get game overed. Depends on how well John Wick handles taking pressurized ink to the face.
>>378071998
>implying he doesn't mentally keep track of every single bullet
>>378062358
John Wick is dead
Odds dont look too good.
>>378062358
I think Jean Grey could handle him with the Phoenix's help.
>lackadaisical counter terrorist operator with shitty aim
probably fucked.
>>378069181
Fucking this. Is nobody playing rocket knees PC port? The M+KB make it from okay fun to tons of fun. Don't you want to make sure you are protected from John Wick by the best fucking sentai?Vanquish sam is more handsome than MGR:R sam
I think I'm good.
>>378062358
>MGS2 Raiden
Umm...?
>>378071195
Batman even beats Superman with prep time. The old meme is true, Batman + prep time beats anything and everything.
>>378063120
>Isn't he like 55+ years old?
He's 1700 years old, actually.
>>378062358
Kill myself to save him the trouble, erasing someone's data is the worst sin imaginable.
>>378067916
>Suicidal kids know about John Wick
>They use him as an effective and quick way to die
>They annoy him in every possible way like putting hot sauce on this breakfast or kancho him while he's taking a walk
>He ends up killing himself
This is probably the only way to kill him
>>378063724
>Professionally trained indestructible killing machine vs. some filthy inbred russian reject.
If by you being fine you mean you'll be dead, then yea, you'll be fine.
>Max payne
I'll be playing some rainbow six while he does the hard work, John is fucked.
>>378066769
>find a less casual game
Sorry kid, your mom was bussy.
>>378065030
>>378064656
>Disgaea 5 is coming to PC
fuck yeah
>>378072595
there was one scene when he had seven bullets where he forgot how many he had
>>378062358
I'll be just fine
>>378071550
>no null gun
>>378069181
This. Keanu is fucked.
>>378062358
>NuDOOM Marine at endgame gear and shit
Fuckin' A-OK
>>378062358
>Bayonetta
okay
>>378062969
>Doesn't go the traditional route of being bigger than the original, has a very personal story for Wick.
>Delves deeper into the world of assassins, the world feels more interesting.
>Action is pretty much the same, only complaint is that some of the cinematography could be spruced up, lots of enemies come from behind the camera.
>Ending is a real twist that nobody saw coming, sets up the third movie well.
>>378062358
>Dragon ball fusions
Offworlder speed type using kid buu super move for massive damage.
welp fampai
>>378076457
>the doglives
>>378076697>Yeah John, just walk away
>>378062358
doom guy
nigga is fucked
>>378062358
it was just a fuck'n sav