>be me >buy Overwatch >Tracer is a lesbo in canon >Symmetra

Soldier 76

Anyone but them.

Tracer and POO aren't even really good heroes anyway.

You shouldn't be playing this shitty game if you want to avoid faggotry or retardation in the first place.

>>378058976
3pbp

Junkrat and Roadhog are a gay couple.
Soldier 76 and Reaper are a gay couple.
Pharah and Mercy are a gay couple.
Tracer is gay.
Zarya is a bull dyke.

Deal with it.

>>378058863
who cares

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>>378058863
Best girl

Reinmhardt

>Who should I play to avoid faggotry or retardation?
Definitely not yourself.

>>378058863
>>be me
Dropped.

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>>378058863
Mei / Ana / Tracer / Pharah / Genji / Dva are my go-to bitches when I am in the mood for winning.

Just depends on the rest of my team, I try to compliment their picks.

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>>378059532
>Dropped
>replies anyway

What did he meme by this?

>>378058863
>>378058863
But none of these come up ingame at all. You're stupid

>>378058863
>DIE DIE DIE

What did he mean by this?

>>378059298
She's a fucking weeaboo. If there were a video of a fat chinese autist doing this dance at some anime con everyone would be making fun of this shit. You ugly virgins romanticize fictional characters and it's honestly sad. No one will even think about you a month after you kill yourself

This game just won't die will it? Blizzard knew their autistic followers and console retards would eat up a shit game like Overwatch. Its genius really.

Zenyatta.

Whoever is needed for a teamcomp.
Learn Reinhardt, DVa, Mercy, Junkrat and Soldier.

awesomenauts

>>378058863
>buy Overwatch

You goofed

>>378058863
>being this worried about encountering "faggotry"
>avoids playing hero's in a multiplayer game because of the lore behind them

you're insanely insecure OP. who gives a fuck if tracer is gay when it has nothing to do with the actual game?

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>>378059983

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>>378058863
play TF2, if you want TF2 with waifus that badly just install the girl mods.

>>378058863
>Tracer is a lesbo in canon
>Symmetra is autistic in canon

Neither of these are actually in the game at all and the people you're playing with are the gayest gamers ever to exist.

>>378058863
OP, you being you means you're already too deep in both to be able to avoid them.

>>378058863
It is ok, OP. Nobody is going to judge you for sucking cocks.

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>>378059983
>IMPLYING
I don't care who does the dance, as long as they're having fun.

>>378059983
Stop being an edgy faggot who hates fun

>>378058863
Symmetra is merely a bundle of data, but your autism is very real

>>378058863
Roadhog

>>378059983
What the fuck is that post?

>>378058863
>Soldier
>straight but over it
>Tracer
>gay but doesn't care, some hetero tendencies
>reaper
>was straight and homophobic, murder now replaces sex
>genii
>lmaonopenis, pre-cyborg had some gay bottom/trap tendencies but repressed them
>mccree
>straight, kinda grossed out by gays but keeps it to himself
>pharah
>slowly coming to terms with her gayness. Has dated dudes and tried to like it but couldn't

>hanzo
>100% gay bottom but repressed and homophobic
>widow
>mostly straight but more into things like BDSM, blood play, knife play etc than sex. Some lesbian tendencies towards younger women.
>Junkers
>mostly straight
>torb
>doesn't care, fucks boys and women like the ancient Greeks
>bastion
>is a robot

>>378065905
>widow
>mostly straight

The worst thing about Tracer's canon girlfriend is it ruined all the Tracer/Widowmaker shipping

>>378058863
>Roadhog
>100% gay top
>Reinhardt
>age has claimed his dick, in his youth he had some homosexual urges but never acted on them
>Zarya
>saving herself for a man who can see her inner vulnerability, also has a giant futa cock
>D.va
>mostly straight, virgin, pro masturbator, heavy exhibitionist fantasies but too scared to act on them
>Winston
>gorillasexual
>Orisa
>is a robot

>Ana
>mostly straight, occasionally fantasises about her daughter which she hates
>Mercy
>mostly gay, slight BDSM tendencies, into mother/child roleplay, wants to be impregnated and have kids
>Lucio
>straight, into drugs with sex
>Symmetra
>straight, doesn't understand sex, secretly wishes for a handsome prince to sweep her off her feet
>Zenyatta
>is a robot beep boop

>>378065905
>>378066743
OH SHIT I FORGOT
>mei
>straight, higher than average libido, into gangbangs and facial

>>378066949
sombra tho

>>378067127
Fuck me
She's mexican idk

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>>378059174
junkrat and roadhog are not gay you fucking retard
76 and reaper would be plausible if 76 wasn't the epitome of straight white male
pharah and mercy is literally just shipping the most boring characters in the game
tracer actually is gay, congrats
Zarya likes to bully my dick
>>378058863
Zenyatta and Winston is patrician taste

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>the best, most effective and team-oriented offense hero has the simplest and most boring kit and gameplay

Why, Blizzard, why?

>>378058863
The faggotry and retardation won't go away because you're playing as them, it wouldn't matter who you switch to.

>>378058863

Genji.

>>378067868
True story.

>>378067264
Fine, I'll do it myself

>Sombra
>lesbian and predatory. mild pedo tendencies? Heavily closeted because Mexican Machismo is not kind to homogays.

>>378067964
>wanting a silver-ranked teenager to try convince you he's better at genji than you the entire game and that you should switch off

>>378068172
(y)

>>378067964
I NEED HEALING

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>>378058863
>being so bothered by a fictional characters sexuality that you refuse to play them

>>378067964
>genji in your game
>fucks around near enemy team doing minor damage giving their healer ult charges
>gets only a few kills very rarely when he manages to last hit enemy that his teammates got low
>constantly spams "I need healing" while in the middle of enemy team, leaves line of sight of healers when they actually try to heal
>uses ult to get kills at the wrong time and on wrong targets
>blames rest of the team when you lose the game

This is how 95% of Genji are. Only about 5% actually do something meaningful to carry the team.

>>378067868
>most effective
>simplest and most boring

There. That's why.

Imagine if you had to use 5 button combos in order to deal damage, but it was the most damage in the game. Now imagine you can do the same amount of damage by standing still and pushing one button 5 times. One of these is interesting and one is boring and effective.

>>378068791
>genji on the enemy team
>swift strike always available, reflects every ult, can outsnipe anyone, impossible to hit, and steals your girlfriend
>genji on your team
>can't even climb walls, can't aim for shit, uses Dragonblade to try to kill someone while on low health, always needs healing

>>378068791
>constantly spams "I need healing" while in the middle of enemy team, leaves line of sight of healers when they actually try to heal

This the shit makes me not heal Genjis at all just out of principle

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WINston

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8NAfF8NGYc
>Mei doing the Haruhi dance
>reinhardt not dancing to David Hasselhoff
>Dva not having the same dance as she does in Heroes of the Storm
oterwhise I like it

>started playing couple weeks ago
>so far my anniversary legendary drops were 500gold and a FUCKING DUPLICATE of an old skin (I only have 4 lego skins)
free boxes are fucking rigged

>>378069767
I honestly love Sombra's dance. It's cute