Which one would you take as your wife, /v/? Who would make

>>377992421
Both

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The one who manages to shoot down at least 5 enemy planes and become an ace

>>377992421
you don't keep whores as mothers.

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Probably Zero. Sure she's possessed by an eldritch abomination/parasite and technically dead kinda but at least she's a complete human.

Kaine is best.

Two

>>377992421
Four

>>377992421
A2

One was a dirty whore and is dead. The other is dead.

I want Zero to give me a breastfeeding handjob!

>>377992825
Why does she wear the flower?

>>377992825
Suppose that's true

the one that doesn't have a plant growing out of her eye

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>>377993148
I just told you.

>>377993148
The flower's wearing her tho

>>377992421
Zero's mom left her for dead which forced her to become a prostitute to survive, and she's just a fucking cunt all around. Kaine, dick and all, is immediately a better wife/mom because she at least had a motherly figure who teached her everything, and is shown to have a great deal of compassion given how she treats Emil.

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I choose Four!

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>>377992421
I want to make both them mothers and watch as they become gentle and caring.

>>377992421
THICK

>>377993779
The only poor choice I see here is that earring.

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>>377992763
This

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Kaine would be easier to maintain a positive relationship with. She might be on edge and hard to crack but she's a bit more grounded in sanity than Zero is.

However regardless of that, Zero is the one I care about more. I would absolutely pick her regardless of any danger that might put me in. I'd want to try and give her something, anything positive. Lord knows she needs it.

>>377992763
>Five enemy planes.

And a dragon. Don't forget the dragon.

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>>377994149
Of course, how silly of me

>>377992421
How hard would it be to get them to wear more common clothing.

>>377993980
Bitch that earring has her number on it, how could she not wear it.

>>377992421
the one with the biggest hips, ass and thighs. i'd get a measuring tape out for sure

>>377994253
That's not a number/numeral, that's a cross from the look of it.

And the globe is still an ugly shape.

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>both cuss like a sailor on high sea
>one is a whore and would probably chase after dicks
>the other has a dick and rapes the corpses the dead
I don't think anyone in this franchise is fit to be a mom

>>377993824
This is fake, right? The source is reversed, right?

>>377992421
The one that's not a dead whore, please.

>>377994398
Yonah probably turned out proper.

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I want Zero to peg me with the longest dildo possible and call me names while doing it

How do I get the ending of the dlc in Nier tomato?
I got an email telling to to head below the amusement park
but when I go there as anyone there's nothing there.

>>377994247
For Kaine, her outfit is made to better pronounce her feminine features. Zero is an actual prostitute.

>>377994493
Yes, it's reversed edit.

>>377994873
I want to hire Zero

>>377994873
So reasonably difficult for Kaine, and Zero would need incentive outside of convincing.

>>377992421
both are memes

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>>377994948
She's probably not very expensive.

>Nobodys pointed out that Kaines a tranny yet

>>377995232
She's a futa, not a tranny. She has a real vagina.

>>377995232
She's intersex, not a tranny. She was made with a vag, but also gained a dick due to a system glitch

>>377995357
>>377995398
>She has a real vagina.

Nah, according to the story in Grimoire Nier she has a big pulsing dick where a vagina is supposed to be, which is why the hippie was freaked out.

She's the type of futa with dick, balls, and tits.

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zero. by far. she has housewife experience

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>>377995464
>doesn't know what a futa is

>>377994781
Intelligent chris poster

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>>377993071
>ywn see this

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>>377995232
Even with the penis she's still more feminine than Zero.

>>377995496
In what context does she have housewife experience?

You either mean her time working in a brothel or when she was travelling with that guy who tried to kill her. Neither really qualify as "housewife experience".

>>377995713
STOP

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>>377995713
>no A2 gf

>>377995518
>it's another episode of faggots act like futa isn't a catch-all phrase so they can lie to themselves about not being gay

Newhalfs are considered futa too. Same with shemales. Traps. Dickgirls. Girls with dicks and cunts. If it has mismatch parts the Japs call it a futa.

>Replicant
>Mother

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>>377996223
>he's offering her the bigger half of the popsicle

Don't know why but that got me.

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>>377996672
Woah, I hadn't noticed that

>>377994398
>I don't think anyone in this franchise is fit to be a mom
>forgetting about Arioch

>>377997076
If she was a good mom her children would be alive

>>377997129
delet

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>>377996223
this makes me sad for some reason..

>>377997989
>>377996223
>2B already has a lollipop
>9S gives her his bigger share of his popsicle

>>377995464
The priestess says she's "of both sexes," which I think implies she's got both sausage and taco

You could give her a reacharound while you impregnate her from behind

>>377993824
>tattoo still barely visible out of shorts
It's the little things that give me true respect for a dedicated shopper.