so i died to the first boss the twin blades on the bridge and

>>377905112
I just came here to laugh at you. Lol.

>>377905112
I bet you played on normal faggot

>>377905112
Can't clear the tutorial? Now that's just embarrassing.

>>377905263
how the fuck am i gonna avoid the blades when they BOTH place horizontal to the ground and there is fucking NOWHERE safe for me to go?
the actual fuck am i fucking supposed to do?

>>377905378
Press the right Trigger?

>>377905420
and dash WHERE when they occupy the entire width of the bridge?
stupid mother fucker

>>377905378

Do you not know how to dodge?

Git gud

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>>377905487

Oh lawdy you don't actually know how to dodge

Hint, it's not the dash, just uses the same input

/v/ overhyped this game, it's ok but it's not great. They just shill because of 2bs ass

ALT F4
unistall game
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fuck this shit

>>377905487

Damn you're right, it's impossible. Everyone who got the game is stuck there too.

ITT mad cuz bad

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>>377905598

nice blog tell us more

>>377905554
the blades caught me inbetween them and literally grinded me to death
i couldnt even fucking see my character anymore while she was getting grinded
i pressed all the fucking buttons and nothing happened
screen turned black and white and thats it

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>>377905112
>dying at the tutorial

Wow how can you be so bad? Look for the nearest rope and hang yourself

OP is correct, the game was WAY too short for full price. I'm not paying £40 for 40 mins of entertainment. NG+ doesn't even add anything, it's literally the same thing again and again.

>>377905378
>>377905112
>change difficulty to easy
>equip auto-evade, auto-attack, and auto-shoot chips

this is the only way to beat that boss, don't get trolled by any other replies

>>377905575
another trash garbage jap game overhyped because of fapbait character
holy shit this is the last time im ever gonna buy something japanese and/or that is being shilled on /v/

>>377905725

Then you aren't dodging

you have to time the input just as the attack lands, you'll get iframed out of attack and get to counter immediately.

also don't play the tutorial on hard, it's utter bullshit without late game chips

THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYES CALLS OFF YOUR BLUFF

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>>377905772

weak b8 m8 0/8

>>377905725
You do know that as long as you keep pressing dodge you literally become immortal right?

>>377905772
Try harded next time

>>377905112
I died too, nothing to complain about. Dying is a good thing.

The shmup parts are insufferable though, and the story is contrived and boring.

>>377905821
how the fuck am i supposed to know that?
trial and error and dying and restarting and doing everything all over again?
im sorry i dont have 20 hours a day to waste on this stupid game, i have a job and a life

>>377906003
>how the fuck am i supposed to know that?

You never played any games before right?

>>377905112
Google cheat enging, and get the Nier table. It makes the game 100% more fun. There's even a inf double jump, and inf glide :)

>>377906003

The game tells you this like, 3 times during the first few fights.

Hell I have no idea how you're even getting to boss without it, did you just think that you had to chug potions?

Serious question here.
Would you recommend the game to someone who generally isn't into Nip games or character action games?
I didn't like Bayonetta for example.
New Nier does look kinda interesting, if mostly for it's story and gameplay variations (from hack & slash to shoot em up to bullet hell, that sort of thing).

>>377906060

Whats even the point of cheatengine in Automata?

Money isn't an issue, plugin chips aren't an issue, none of the fights are particularly hard

I could kinda accept duplicating weapon materials for the secret ending but that's about it

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so is dodging when 2B becomes transparent with white outline?

>>377906337
The combat is pretty different from bayonetta but the real meat is the story and the way the side quests supplement the story.

If you have any interest in tragic/bittersweet stories wrapped up in fantastic dynamic music i'd give it a try. There's a lot more but I think this game should be experienced as blind as possible.

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>>377906574
>this game should be experienced as blind as possible.

I see what you did there

>>377906523
Isn't it obvious man? Can you see your health dropping after doing this move? No? Then you probably dodged.

lol i beat that on hard, its simple actually desu

>>377906691
nigga if I had time to look at my health bar maybe I wouldn't die

>>377906745
There's a sound effect being played and your screen gets distorted for half a second when you're hit. It's really easy to know when you fucked up.

Seriously though, this game is piss easy on normal. The only time I had to drink potions was during boss fights in A route, and at the B route I had such a ridiculous health regen that potions might have disappeard from the game and I wouldn't notice.

>>377907110
>The only time I had to drink potions

on normal it auto chugs

Nier automata is the ultimate pleb filter

>>377907182
How does that change anything? You still drink potions but you're not pressing any buttons for it.

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oh i realized I'm using a controller with analog trigger

so the evade button is a trigger and I waste time with its travel

>>377907182
There's a chip for that mate, it can be disabled and I think it is after you finish the prologue.
>>377907331
Higher levels of that chip grants higher healing. For example at like level 4 a small heal will work the same as a medium heal when it's auto used.

>>377905112
They literally made the game so that you can spam dodge and never get hit (at least in 1v1).

If you to not spam just get used to worst hitboxes in history of vidya and pretend everything is 20% bigger.

>>377907435
Oh yeah I forgot about that sorry.

>>377905112
>game tells you at the start that it doesn't autosave
>"WTF DO I HAVE TO REDO EVERYTHING?"

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>>377905725

>>377905725
l-lewd

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>>377905112
>game looks like absolute garbage, much worse than witcher3, which was released in 2015
>invisible walls fucking EVERYWHERE
>counterintuitive saving and fast travel system
>completely empty open world
The level designs and bosses were cool, but this game is far from being the goty that /v/ made it out to be.

>>377905112
happened the same to me, posted here and they laught at me, keep triying and advance for hours, but the game is fucking shit, here they lie to you , is shit, i unistalled it

can we agree that op needs to git gud and that making the player start from the very beginning is tedious and obnoxious?

>>377909684

I'll bite, what's counterintuitive" about the saving system?

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>>377909684
Witcher 3 was made over 3 years by a small army of devs in a country with very low living expenses.

This game just not have that high of a budget but I still think it's the best thing SE has put out in 10 years.

>>377909804
First area is not hard if you play on normal I do hope you are playing with a controller.


>>377909878
I tried playing the first area for over 2 hours and just switched to normal and breezed through it, the boss should of had a check point or something.

>>377906337
>I didn't like Bayonetta for example.

Shit taste. Stop playing video games.

>>377909684
Everyone knows it's not a GOTY.

>>377910035

To be fair way too cutscenes n that game. Becomes irritating fast.

>>377906337
>I didn't like Bayonetta for example.

Depends on why you didn't like Bayonetta.

I hated Bayonetta and loved Nier:Automata but the reason was mainly that I hated Bayonetta as a character.

>>377910386
It is though.

>>377909684
>>invisible walls fucking EVERYWHERE

Only place where invisible walls are a problem is the tutorial level, and the tutorial level has to be super linear because it's the tutorial.

Game is amazing. Best soundtrack, best character designs, extremely interesting story and doesn't feel stale or overdesigned like 99% of games feel these days. It's just a bunch of people doing whatever they want and not giving a fuck if it's calculated optimal for the market segment. The way all games should be made. Taro is the anti-Blizzard.

>>377910008
>Witcher 3 was made over 3 years by a small army of devs in a country with very low living expenses.
Thats not true tho. Dev team was bigger that dev team from ME Andromeda.

> being so shit at games you cant even get past the tutorial
People need to bring back the easy modo meme to make fun of dumbasses like OP

>>377911048

You know that "small army" means "lots", right?

Anyone else thinks that 2B's ass is actually underwhelming?
I am seeing better, bigger asses everyday, butt 2B's butt got hyped to infinity for being perfection incarnate while it isn't.
Really 2B's butt is the most disappointing thing about this game, the rest is great.

>>377911554
whatever titsguy

>>377911592
I prefer asses over tits all the way, that is why I was curious about the hype surrounding said ass.

>>377909684
>counterintuitive saving and fast travel system
You save at save points and also fast travel between them, easy.

>>377910979
>Only place where invisible walls are a problem is the tutorial level
No. In the city area, while trying to move around, you cannot enter holes in and between buildings. In the amusement park area there are staircases that are inaccessible because of invisible walls for some reason. It's fucking annoying. This isn't 2007 anymore, devs have means to design these areas in such a way that they don't have to resort to invis walls.

>>377905112
Wow it's another wahhh /v/ why am I so bad at video games thread. Kill yourself looser

>devs throw Pcfags a bone and give them one game to play this year
>spit in their faces, pirate it and call it shit because they can't handle a game where you have to do more than click on something
lol

>>377905821
Am I the only person who didn't have a problem with the tutorial?

>>377906003

>w-what is wrong with this game? I'm too busy having SEX to enjoy it

who are you trying to convince dude

>>377909684
The tragedy is that it has a ton of GOAT moments interspersed in an otherwise 7.5/10 reviewer scale game.

It has some bits where its melodrama is sold perfectly, music sync, and gameplay elements really do enhance the story. There's some bits in the story where it feels like its being too subversive and twisty for its own good, but maybe I'm just retarded and didn't see the hints that 9S was gonna get a murderboner to THAT extent.

If it got an enhanced edition with A2, Adam & Even, a few hints at stuff like the memory cage then the story would be perfect.

>>377906003
nigga I never played a Platinum game before this one and even I could figure out how to dodge that shit from my first 30 mins

i still died right at the end of the tutorial on normal when I was on top of the Engels for my first playthrough though

>>377906670
>he didn't cosplay while playing
it's like you're not even a fan