Is there a person stronger than Todd Howard? And I'm not

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Is there a person stronger than Todd Howard?

And I'm not talking about Todd Howard asking you politely buy his game. I'm not talking about Todd Howard in a police uniform asking to see your Skyrim receipts either. Hell I'm not even talking about Todd Howard holding a grenade after hearing you never upgraded to the Special Edition of Skyrim, you never played Fallout 4, and you think Daggerfall is the best Elder Scrolls game. I'm talking about Todd Howard who is 6'2 and has a grenade, a shotgun, several handguns (all weapons in which he is flawlessly trained),
several perfect disguises (each capable of convincing you to buy his game unseen), access to your phone number (which allows
him to make phone calls that can't be rejected), full knowledge of your address, can turn bright red with glowing eyes and shout really loudly, can fill his head with enough rage such that it is massive enough to threaten earth with a global extinction event and has just heard that you won't buy his game, you pirated Skyrim (and never played it), you think Fallout 4 is shit, you've never been to nor watched a Bethesda conference, you're convincing your friends not to buy TES IV, you have fewer than 200 hours in Bethesda games, and you just called him a manlet after posting pics where he appears to have wet himself.