Why are elves always the physically weakest race in games? They

Balance.

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Better question is why are bow's portrayed as a weak person's/elf's weapon? Constantly bending and pulling that shit would destroy someone who isn't used to that sort of thing.

>>377900942
Vegetarian diet

>>377900942
that ginger elf deserves my mediterranean seed

>>377901168
this

>>377900942
Because elves are made for breeding not fighting

>>377900942
Yeah they can take gigantic Orc dick without splitting in half. They are strong in many ways alright.

Because they're the scum of the earth and can only survive through trickery and deceit.
They're like parasites leeching off the strength of the other races.
Thou shalt not suffer an Elf to live, and so on...

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>>377900942
>They are pretty strong!
They're pretty DEAD! FUCK elves!
FUCK 'EM

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Because unfortunately not all of them are night elves.

>>377901330
Woah ... Elves are basically Jews ...

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>>377901330

>>377901197
>constant pulling and bending

A weak person can't draw a proper bow.
That's because the bows used in movies are low poundage. So people think that those are real bows, when those ones can't even shoot a fucking arrow.

>>377900942

Source?

>>377900942
You just wanted to post that pic, right. This thread won't be about video games, right?

>>377900942
I want to cum into her armpits

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>>377900942

>>377901631
Are those freckles real? Pretty cute.

>>377901393
>thinks hes a dwarf
>is actually more like a hobbit

>>377901631
>>377900942
WHO

>>377901732
No. She's that one Asuka cosplayer that is posted regularly

>>377901197
>females portrayed easily using longbows
>they have a hard time lifting a 4lb longsword

is that a trap

>>377901819
jesus, she looks much better with short hair

>>377901631
i want to cover her freckles with my semen

elves are a cancerous race in most fantasy settings and i can't fucking stand them
they're always beautiful snobby cunts who excel at everything because they live for ages
ah yes the elves, well known for their agile and masterful swordsmanship
ah yes the elves, well known for their rapid and accurate bowmanship
ah yes the elves, well known for their mastery of the arcane arts
ah yes the elves, well known for their powerful bonds with nature
ah yes the elves, well known for their beauty
ah yes the elves, well known for their slender yet toned physiques
ah yes the elves, well known for their stupid fucking mary sue tendencies worst race remove now REMOVE NOW

>>377901393
>Fuck eleves
Great idea!

>>377901732
They dont look real

>>377901819
Even nicer.

>>377901808
Some suicidal girl(female)

>>377901898
This is what half orcs believe

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Games need less elves and more brown elves

>>377901631
>>377900942
please post more or sauce

>>377900942
I want to lick his fucking armpits so bad

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Good video game thread. Deletion when?

>>377901938
Even better, name?

>>377902035
As soon as OP posts source.

Agi based rogue elves > every other elf

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in FFXI the elvaan have the highest base strength/mind stat in the game, second highest vitality and the second lowest MP, so they changed it up a bit. Not sure if the elezan in FFXIV are similar, though. I know that the base stats in FFXIV don't amount to anything, however.

>>377902034
>hate armpits licking fetish
>see OPs pick
>want to lick her armpits
I can't help it

https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/?hl=en

>>377900942
Tolkien described them as such though he also claims they were strong enough to fight 20 ft demon gods.

>>377901808
CARES

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>treefuckers

>>377902164
AWESOME
thread can be deleted now

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>>377901393
This. Dorfs are superior and are always bros.

>>377901808
>>377902036
>>377902057

Not OP but this is acidjazzsingers check out their tumbler.

>>377902164
>https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/?hl=en
> she's in fact way average

wew colour me surprised

I hope the new janitors will be better.

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>>377900942
Elves are like rats and rats need to be purged from the Lords holy land.

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They know they want it.

>>377902164
>>377902345
There we go thread can go now mods.

>>377901197
I think people think that drawing a bowstring is like pulling on a clothesline.

>>377902417
I want to rape Asuna

>>377902413
But these are not elves. Also the armor is completely anachronistic.

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>>377902423
>>377902295

>>377900942
Is it bad that I want to lick her armpit?

>>377901393
I am fourteen times triggered by that left axe. Jesus Chriminy Christ. No real dwarf would ever touch an axe with its blade WELDED to the shaft.

>>377902164
Lovely.

Elves are pretty strong
They have amazing endurance with taking so many cocks

>>377902164
What a total cutie, holy shit.

>>377902368
>women don't look like goddesses without makeup
wow shocking revelation

still tho, who thought it was a good idea create IRL photoshop

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>>377902417
Why is she breaking the 4th wall like this? Also it's a disgusting non-human and non-humans are to be set on wooden pikes.

Deletion when?

>>377902164
>ru
yeah nah

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>>377902613
Don't be like that.

>>377902368
>average-ish slav
>still looks much better than most white, black and asian women

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>>377902413
>not playing the game where the elves are the holy warriors
pleb

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>>377902721
>slav
>not white

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Im a sexually submissive dude. But whenever I jerk it to elves, instead of fantasizing about them pinning me down and kissing me, sitting on my face, etc, I'm having fantasies where I fuck the ABSOLUTE hell out of them and leave them as a pile of pleasured mush.

Its exclusively the pointy ears. I've tried petite girls and nope, I was submissive again.
Even THICC or otherwise not diminutive elves turn me into a raging fuckbeast.

How weird would a girl find it if I told them I can be a switch, but only if she wears fake elf ears?

>>377901819
which one

>>377902613
This. Suffer not the alien to live.

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>>377902756
>slav
>white

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anyone who desires relations with an elf shall be beaten publicly

>>377902756
>slav
>white

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Might as well.

>>377901568
>>377902034
>>377902143
>>377902525
Fucking weirdos, neck yourselves.

>>377901393
once again proving that Dwarf fans are ugly-ass neckbearded manlets butthurt about 6 ft elves

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>>377902732
A nonhuman cannot be a warrior of thr Lord you fucking heretic.

>>377902864
no, neck yourself

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>>377902925
Only if the thread necks itself.

>>377902096
The Elezen in FFXIV have high dexterity and intelligence, medium vitality, and lower everything else for the most part. However, there's basically a magic-oriented and combat-oriented subrace for each race and the racial stat differences are so small that they're pretty much meaningless outside of fastidious minmaxing.

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don't halflings tend to be the weakest race? They're my favorite though, maximum comfy

>>377902756
slavs, mediterraneans and finns are not white

white = anglos / germanics

>>377902887
I'll find your waifu, I'll tie her to a pole, I'll wait for her armpit hair to grow out and then I'll lick her armpits and cum onto them.

>>377902965
I'm sorry anon I meant to quote this anon >>377902887

will you forgive me

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>>377903047
It's alright.

>>377902756
t. Ivan

>>377903067
<3

>>377903014
>t. Eternal anglo
>being retarded
How dare you call our Slav bretheren not white when they have been fighting off the Kebabs for thousands of years?

>>377903147

>>377903067
This non-human sure looks ugly, ugly in knife ear standards.

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Post beautiful anime elves. Now, I give you guys one chance to guess: is this a girl or a boy?

>>377903014
White = western europe some parts of middle east

Orc > Elf

Elf slut always trying to steal the green man seed. Degenerates

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guys leave aleksandra alone, she was jus recently in the mental hostipal (and posted on instagram about it and then deleted the post)

speculations on her mental disorder?

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>>377903359
>speculations on her mental disorder?

being female

>>377903365
>>377903257
>>377903186
Would enslave this knife ear as a healer and relentlessly bully her about how ugly she is.

>>377903359
The fuck is that on her throat?

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>97 posts in
>Not one mention of the THICC, french fry loving Erufu-san manga

>>377903359
>speculations on her mental disorder?
I'd say she has a bad case of cuteness

>>377902894
Once again proving that elf faggots are spunk garglers who spend their day knitting and sucking cock.

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can someone redpill me on lavellan from dragon age inquisition? didnt play that game

didnt play the game

>>377902526
Why?
Is that bad?

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>>377903515

>>377903359
I think thats the faustian bargain you have to take to be suck a dead ringer for Asuka.

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>>377903359
>adorable and mentally unstable

im in love

>>377903515
I knew there was a reason i recognized this art style and why I was disappointed that it never turned into a eromanga

>>377903561
yes it would probably break on the weld the first time you hit something.

for all the things ripping off Tolkien, none of them have managed to make elves actually likeable like he did in the Simarillion

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>>377903725
Stop posting this ugly she-elf.

>>377903801
>break on the weld
The weld is usually the strongest part. Anon proves again that he has no knowledge about anything but underage panty shots in video games.

>>377900942
Know alot of them do ya?

>>377903697
hey, lewd is lewd. it's still good for light arousal, prepares the palate before you go off to exhen, n, e-, etc.

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>>377900942
He is hot as fuck! I would fuck him till his dick fell off!

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Elves are good, I tend to play them if it's possible.

>>377903005
Hobbits make good sneakthiefs. Not much good for anything else besides their Shepherd's Pies.

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>character select screen
>can't select chocolate elf

what's the point then?

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>>377904031
that's true, though for D&D purposes you can make other stuff work depending on the powerlevel of the threats you face

I like playing a halfling monk that just dodges shit and beats shit up with tiny hairy fists

>>377904171
Damn those hobbits are scary as fuck. They need to genocided asap.

>>377901989
They are called dark elves or drows

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>>377904031
Gandalf was a min maxer

Elfs are fun when they're legit übermenschen.
It makes them both interesting to fight as antagonists since defeating them becomes all the more satisfying if that is the case. As well as interesting to play as player characters if they're a legit power trip with awesome powers and abilities.

And yet they're just dull all around when they're reduced to being nothing but tree hugging slightly taller humans.

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Fuck dorfs

>>377904358
this, Elder Scrolls did it right by having the Altmer be super smug ambitious assholes, and how cool the Dunmer are

Bosmer are just 'there' I guess

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>game features elves
>females are all skinny

this shouldn't be allowed

>>377903443
Tracheotomy

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>>377901898

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>>377902773

>>377903359
>speculations on her mental disorder?
I'm diagnosing her with a brutal case of attention whore

>>377904589
But that's how elves are. Most of the time but not really in Tolkiens works Why would you even like elves if you don't skinny?

>>377904031
>>377904171
If you're going to have hobbits/halflings in your fantasy setting then you might as well make them a subset of gnomes or vice versa.

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>>377904171
>halflings do not shoot to wound

Elves are for _______ !

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>>377904774
When the odds are stacked against you, you gotta go for the kill bro.

>>377904775
Me!

>>377900942
Elves are gay.

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Best elf.

>>377900942
I'd rape that elf

AROUND ELVES STEEL YOURSELVES

>>377904927
>ears flapping

I want and edit where its just her head flying around.

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>>377904927
>implying

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>>377904775
being tragic friends with as you become gnarled and wizened and they barely age, staying just as beautiful as when you first met them. You rest you head on their lap, or they hold your hand on your deathbed as they mourn yet another human friend and make friends with your now middle-aged children to embark on a quest to slay more evil

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Dunmer are best elves

>>377904749
Gnomes are shit tier.

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Let's get back on topic.
Left or right?

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>>377905062
>This place was only open for like a fucking WEEK

>>377905127
Why not both?

>>377905097
BADA BING BADA BOOM
Get that swamp elf outta my room!

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>>377903414

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>>377904280
Not exactly. Drow are black, not brown.

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>>377905283
No mortal man has the stamina to handle both.

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>>377905097

>>377905127
Is there an option in-between?

>>377904665
pls respond i need help

>>377905392
Sauce pretty please ?

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>>377904775
Submitting to.

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>>377905468
Dungeon Meshi.

>>377905127
Left. Anyone who says otherwise will be reported to the FBI and their nearest planned parenthood for chemical castration.

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>>377900942
Elves are good for only one thing.

>>377902441
It sorta is, but after a centimeter or two you reached the end of that, and you now get into using the tension of bow deformation to store power, and people don't understand that.

>>377901898
All of it, is fine, except for the last one.
I blame D&D for not increasing elf starting character level to 4-10 instead of 1.

>>377905127
Is this game actually worth playing?

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>>377904748
indeed, but a busty one among 10 thinn elves wouldn't hurt

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>>377905637
Depends on what you value.

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>>377905097

>>377904589
That's an Orc

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>>377900942
>it's not enough just being immortal pure magical and agile Mary Sues they now also want to be the strongest

Angry about elves! They should just stick to being the best cumdumpsters in all of Fantasy

>>377900942
The only strong muscles they have are their tongues, cheeks and from kegels

>>377905764
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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>>377905984
Ask vague questions, get vague answers.

>>377903359
borderline personality disorded like every fucked up whore out there
its like they took cartoon evil and turned it into a mental illness

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Elves are for losers.

Goblins are the patricians' choice.

>>377906163
why does it seem like every cosplayer has borderline PD

>>377906075
>shota
Shit game

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So this has been pretty much an elf appreciation thread that's vaguely video game related?

>>377905984
The art is decent, and the actual gameplay is above your average 2D H-game.

It revolves around an elf set out to have as many children as possible, by fucking as many men as she possibly can. Whit that said, there's A LOT of pregnancy shit, even though the can turn the actual birth scenes off.

Personally, it's pretty hit or miss, some parts of the game is top notch, but others get pretty off-putting.

>>377902525
>babby's first fetish

>>377906383
Is it possible to do a virgin run?

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>>377906305
She does it with everyone as long as it has a dick.
Animals, zombies, girls, ugly fat men.

>>377906286
They want to justify being horrible people. They take their character flaws and turn them into being victims.

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>>377903014

>>377903359
Asukaitis
She was probably found in a bathtub.

>>377906478
I'm short of an answer for that one. I'm almost 100% sure she starts as a non-virgin, but I think you can go without having sex at all, but ask 2dhgg on /vg/ if you really want to know.

>>377906075
Wait a second I don't remember seeing this in the game

>>377906543
thats clearly pinkish. not white.

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>>377904775
atom smashers

>>377906478
No since she already has fucked thousands of men before you even start the game.
I mean she IS an elf after all.

>>377905097
dunmeriboos should be considered honorary elves

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>>377906650
Because it's not from the game but commissioned art.
This is from the upcoming game.

>>377903014
Yeah especially recently. Getting whiter and whiter by the minute LMAO.

either janitor or mod is in love with aleksandra

i can't blame him

>>377906383
>Personally, it's pretty hit or miss, some parts of the game is top notch, but others get pretty off-putting.
you mean like when she rims a gross ass dude or when she lets a convict abort her unborn fetus

>>377900942
I literally dated this girl.

She works as a stripp-... exotic dancer now.

>>377903547
There is nothing to redpill, that's just her mc.

>>377906792
what game is this exactly?

>>377906862
Stuff like that yeah, and too frequently.

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>>377904589
Until you get their pants off. there should be no way to differentiate male elves from female.

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>>377907229

>>377906875
>I literally dated this girl.
She's seems like an insufferable cunt who thinks it's above everyone else.

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>>377907352
No.

>>377907414
What are these erefus from?

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>>377907441
Dungeon Meshi.

>>377907484
Thanks, anon.

Reminder that Tolkien elves are like 7 feet tall and swole as fuck

>>377907706
They are also superior to humans in every field.

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>>377907205

>>377903005
Hobbits are surprisingly durable compared to other Arda races.

>>377907706
They're also sore losers

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>>377903359
She wanted to be like her animus because Chad wouldn't give her dick.

>>377900942
I want to cum on her armpits and lick them clean

>>377902887
Neck yours-elves

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You killed the thread, Dungeon Meshi poster. You killed it.

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>>377909891
No posts for 20 minutes but you decide to post the moment I do.

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>>377909918
Apparently I didn't.

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>>377902518
>>377901631
>>377900942
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

>>377906490
well then I'm gonna need source on that game

>>377900942
There's a whole gallery of this somewhere, right?

'Cause like, this shit is doing weird things to my heart.

>>377903868
Why don't you go and deus vault yourself off a cliff and stop bullying this cute elf?

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I would just like to say for the record, that Dungeon Meshi isn't vidya, and while that elf chick is cute, she's too thicc.

>>377911124
>that Dungeon Meshi isn't vidya
And so is OP and 90% of this thread.

>>377905538
Thanks.

>>377903014
>white = anglos / germanics

>Healthy food = Carrots / vegetables

?

>>377911593
Wouldnt be a /v/ thread without a dumb food analogy.

>>377903515
That's not Bobobo!