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I've seen Nintendo's presentation for E3 2017. Not

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I've seen Nintendo's presentation for E3 2017. Not only should you prepare for disappointment, but you should prepare to feel severe buyers' remorse for your Switch.

>no Metroid
>no Pokemon
>no new IPs
>Mario/Rabbids was supposed to be the big surprise reveal to close out the presentation and we all know it got leaked
>most of the presentation is about Mario Odyssey which looks painfully mediocre, and that's me being quite generous (in fact, many industry insiders I know who also saw the presentation laughed their asses off at how bad it looks - seriously, expect it to be just as bad as, if not worse than Breath of the Wild)
>the rest of the presentation is about indie titles and ports of five-year-old games that nobody gives a fuck about

Seriously, this makes the Wii Music reveal in 2008 look like a godsend.
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>>377866629
what indie titles
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>just as bad if not worse than breath of the wild
What kind of shitposting is this, retard?
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I love how all these "leaks" are happening to just as the Rabbids thing leaks.
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Try harder.
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>>377866629
Got any proof anon? A pic? Some leaked file? The sweaty asshole where you pulled this leak out of?
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Sooomebody hates the Big N. Typical MicroSoftDicks.
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RemindMe! 1 month
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>>377866978
I don't have any visual proof but I can assure you that I'm just bullshitting, of course I didn't see the presentation, how could I have? I'm actually a huge Nintendo fan and this thread was just a defense mechanism with me pre-emptively not getting my expectations too high. I obviously don't think it will be that bad but I
want to temper my expectations, posting the worst possible scenario so I know it won't be that bad.
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>>377866629
>if not worse than Breath of the Wild
could've made the post, believable anon. at least try.
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>>377866629
>Buyer's remorse

Kek, wii u taught me well. No heavy hitters, no buy, and if they do so, it has to have soul, not what those souless wii u games delivered.
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Reggie here. Can confirm. Nintendo is fucking finished lol
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>>377866869
>>377867772
>breath of the wild
>good
This meme needs to end. Shitty button mashing combat with an empty world and the only real content is 100 puzzle rooms that all look aesthetically the same. It's Ubisoft-tier game design. People only love it because muh-nostalgia.
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>>377868238
>People only love it because muh-nostalgia.
If that was the case, then Skyward Sword would have gotten high-praises, Mr. Ruseman.
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>>377868238
LOL
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>Mario/Rabbids was supposed to be the big surprise reveal to close out the presentation and we all know it got leaked
Bullshit, Nintendo would have to be completely blind if they didn't know that hardcore gamers hate Rabbids.
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>most of the presentation is about Mario Odyssey which looks painfully mediocre, and that's me being quite generous (in fact, many industry insiders I know who also saw the presentation laughed their asses off at how bad it looks - seriously, expect it to be just as bad as, if not worse than Breath of the Wild)
You had me until there industry guys sucked Zelda's dick hard. They are not shitting on Nintendo because they've been around so much and put out so many classics weather you like it or not it's the Disney effect and they will always get 10/10 reviews
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>>377868238
LOL have a (You)
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>>377868648
They filled half a digital event with Starfox Zero and Miyamoto going around a temple talking about unrelated shit, they can and probably will fuck up again
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>>377867772
Since when have anti-Nintendo shitposters ever tried?
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>>377868238
literally this

nintenbros are the most deluded fucks on this board
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>>377866629
>thinks breath of the wild is bad

Thanks for giving me hope OP.
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>>377868238
It's not about the game being good or not retard (and it's very much a good game) it's that you claim you're among industry insiders but literally everyone and their mother loves the game.
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>>377868370
>If that was the case, then Skyward Sword would have gotten high-praises, Mr. Ruseman.
You haven't seen the metacritic score, have you? It DID get high-praise.
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>>377869037
Long Asssucker
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>>377868795
And that was the E3 where they knew the Wii U was doomed.

At the very least they're going to announce Smash for Switch and show of the Splatoon Squids and another third party guest.
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>>377866629
>just as bad as BoTW
Even if you didn't like it the industry did so your statement doesn't make a whole lot of sense
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>>377868238
This.
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>>377868238
>>377868842
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>>377866629
>Mario Odyssey which looks painfully mediocre
compared to what
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>>377867103
The Scorpio reveal is going to destroy both switch and ps4
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>expect it to be just as bad as, if not worse than Breath of the Wild)
What a relief. I was terrified this post might have been serious
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>>377869475
Knack 2 BABYYY

Please buy it
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>>377869494
>Microsoft doing anything right
Hahahahahahahaha
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>>377869241
>and another third party guest.

Yeah, the Rabbids
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>>377869494
Microsoft gave up the moment they committed to porting all their games (all 2 of them) to PC. You would have to be a retard to even consider MS still part of the console race. Put a fork in them, it's over
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>>377869037
Nasty Tit Smasher
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>>377869037
Erect Titfucker
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>>377866629
Dont listen to OP, he's full of shit. I got the real goods right here.

>Odyssey details, gameplay and vague November release
>Metroid game for Switch, Metroid game for 3DS
>Breath of the Wild DLC, prequel story mode where you play as Ganondorf
>Kirby AirRide 2 coming to Switch and 3DS, will feature
>Pokemon Stars
>Animal Crossing (working title)
>Fire Emblem Warriors, most characters are from Awakening and Fates
>Bayonetta 2 port
>Indie ports
>Mario & Rabbids (the big surprise reveal)
>Virtual Console
>GameCube VC
>ARMS amiibo confirmed
>Mortal Kombat XL, Tekken 7, and Dark Souls 3 for Switch
>Super Smash Bros. for Switch, Inkling trailer
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>>377866629
>expect it to be just as bad as, if not worse than Breath of the Wild
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>>377869849
Real game designers and people in the industry think Breath of the Wild is a fucking joke. I was out to lunch with Peter Molyneux last week and when I asked him what he thought of Breath of the Wild he literally had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
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>>377870407
Yeah well last Thursday when I was at the weekly gamedev orgy GabeN told me he fucking loved BoTW right before I finished on his face.
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>>377869838
>Kirby AirRide 2 coming to Switch and 3DS, will feature

This alone would save Nintendo's E3 presentation for me personally.
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>>377870407
YOUR A FUCKIGN FAGGOT
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>>377867559
You're a fucking idiot, anon. Even if you "temper your expectations," you'll still be disappointed by their presentation if it's not everything you wanted, and being this pessimistic before it's even happened is only going to make you miserable the entire time you're waiting. If you're this convinced it's going to be terrible, then ignore E3, pretend it doesn't exist, and perhaps leave /v/ for a while so you stop having your opinions influenced by constant, unending negativity.
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>>377869838
>mortal kombat xl instead of injustice 2
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>>most of the presentation is about Mario Odyssey which looks painfully mediocre, and that's me being quite generous (in fact, many industry insiders I know who also saw the presentation laughed their asses off at how bad it looks - seriously, expect it to be just as bad as, if not worse than Breath of the Wild)

Hmmmm I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>377872283
Todd Howard?
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>>377869037
Top Schlong Man
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>>377869037
Dank Anus Deliverer
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