Shitposting aside, what would make this a good game for you?

>>377863159
if its fun

>>377863159
You can't make the video game equivalent of Minions a good game. Fucking dumbass Nintendo devs I swear.

>>377863159
not existing, the man who thought of this should have slapped in the face for thinking it and they go and make actual games. that's what should have happened to this shit.

>>377863289
Rabbits Gone home was good

>>377863159
Fun gameplay

>>377863159
Cancelling this shitty abortion.

>>377863420
Iliked the first raving rabbids the second one and everything that followed was meh.

>>377863289
but it's not nintendo, you mentally deficient cock holster.

>>377863289
end this meme

>>377863159
No Rabbids and this being a new IP would be a good start
Next step would be other developer than Ubisoft

>>377863289
>Nintendo devs
luckily they aren't the ones making it

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hey there lads. I hope you haven't forgot about me, the Nintendo Switch (tm)

>>377863289
well actually what happened is they made a movie equivalent of Rabbids, and it was highly successful

>>377863159
>Genre: Crazy combat adventure

That's not a genre.

>>377863574
Fine a shitty exclusive game approved by Nintendo. This is exactly what we wanted.

>>377863159
Absolutly nothing. I hate rabbids they were retarded then and they're retarded now.

>>377863159
>2 player, co-op options

Nice

>>377863159

It's already perfect. Ubisoft makes great games.

G-force was a cinematic master piece

>>377863839
Getting better. Now, substantiate that the game is not fake.

>>377863839
>shitty exclusive game

But this isn't a Sony exclusive so there is hope

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>>377863159
>Crazy Combat Action

>>377864020
It's basically XCOM, don't get your hopes up

>>377864005
/V/ really is Nintendogaf

>>377863159
Let me control the characters, and make the action real-time. Also, over-the-shoulder TPS camera, none of this top-down shit.

>>377863159
Splatoon gameplay with gyro aiming, unique power for each character, 4 player co-op monhon Boss hunting campaign, 8 player PvP minigames/arena.

>>377863159
I mean.. if it's fun?
I don't outright hate the rabbids though I'm not very fond of them.

But if the gameplay is solid and fun then whatever, give it to me.

>>377864082
Anon, i fear for you. It seems you got a heavy case of the tards.

>>377863159
Another competent Mario RPG.

The Switch so far has been aimed at the generation who grew up with Nintendo mainly the N64 era. Rabbids are what 2 generations after that? It won't work out.

>>377864249
The Switch isn't aimed at anything. It's for everyone.

>>377864249
>N64 era
Zelda BOTW is the 3D equivalent of a SNES game. The only n64-esque title is Bomberman.

>>377864220
Hey I didn't buy the switch so I must be at least +10 intelligent.

>>377864353
>SNES
Shit, I meant NES.

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>>377864082
Wait, Sony exclusives sell well now?

>>377864347
>>377864353

Their advertisements for the most part have all been orientated towards the early tp mid age 20s crowd.

>>377864347
Most people don't give a shit about it though.

>>377864538
More than switch, yes.

>>377864380
Yet you are losing your finite time shitposting about it. gee, i guess you truly are a retard.

>>377864637
Is that why it's still selling out almost instantly over 2 months after launch in most parts of the world?

>>377864658
But that's wrong?

BOTW already outsold horizon, and it'll double/triple it by the holidays.

Jesus niggah, what are you doing

>>377864538
They are often better than Nintendo games honestly. I would choose Bloodborne, Gravity Rush 2, Yakuza 0, and Spiderman over pretty much all Switch shit.

>>377863159
>what would make this a good game for you?

If it's fun and reasonably priced.

>>377863159

Rayman confirmed fot Smash Switch!!!

>>377864721
Oh you mean with the 2-4 units it gets per shipment per store? Wow impressive.I wonder when it will catch up to the PS4.

>>377863159
remember when Nintendo had standards?

>>377863751
WAckY

>>377864784
>I would

Guess that makes you the minority because none of those games are selling well.

>>377864658
>"i.. if we force people to buy them in bundles it counts!"

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>>377864784
This. Cucktch is about to be home to some of the most worthless turds of the 2010s and nintendies will still lap it up.

>>377864862
What did you expect from Wii U 2.0? This is the console that will bankrupt them, guaranteed.

>>377865038
And the cucktch is?

>soon 3 months
>Zelda BOTW is STILL the best game of this year, and probably sevaral years
>Sony ponies are STILL this upset

>>377865038
Why would I care how the games sell? That doesnt determine their quality or how much I enjoy them. Are you so far up Nintendo's ass that you watch the stock market hoping they get more money for nothing?

You truly are pathetic.

>>377865210
It was honestly the worst new release I played this year. Even Prey was better.

>>377865214

The irony is rich.

>>377865072
Why are you so obsessed with the switch that you need to post in every single thread?

>>377865293
Good thing there are millions upon millions of people with better taste than you.

>>377863420
The first four games were good. The time traveling one was bad and the devs rarely stick to the original formula otherwise (Rabbids Go Home being the only experiment that worked).

>>377863159
The removal of the Rabbids. That's literally it. If I can play this without acknowledging them, this'll be a fine game.

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>>377865072
>Horizon Zero Sales

Thank god I dodged that generic RPG trash two weekends ago. What a meme game.

>>377865439
Raving Rabids was the worst party game I've played and I'm surprised to find anyone saying anything positive about it at all.

>>377865395
I'm sorry but tens of reviewers aren't millions.

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>>377865214
>bring up exclusive sales
>yeah but I prefer these generic RPGs
>but those aren't selling well
>WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MY BRINGING UP SALES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377865323
I dont think you know what irony means.

>>377863159
It being can-
>no
Fine. Removing any and all aspects of the Rabbids language, personalities, attitudes, and actions. Or just remove the Rabbids entirely. Isn't it a bit bullshit to pretty much ONLY get a new turn based Mario RPG because it has Rabbids in it? Hell, imagine if Nintendo made a Smash style RPG with ALL of their franchises in a single world? People would buy that shit up hella fast.

>>377863159
If the rabbids aren't overly annoying I could see myself Co-oping it with a friend. I'm craving another mario rpg and I hope this can live up to the M&L series.

>>377865776
Not a single one of those games are an RPG. Just goes to show how moronic Nintendo fanboys are. I bet you can't even hold eye contact you a

>>377865750
>Not knowing that it already sold millions and is almost universally praised
I wonder what it looks like in your empty head.

>>377865897
Anti-social fuck*

>>377865904
Sales don't determine quality.
The game is mediocre anon.

>>377865829
but i do.

what's the actual genre because "crazy combat adventure" isn't anything to work with

could be fine for all i know

>>377865973
Than explain the irony.

>>377865971
i agree, Uncharted 4 is pretty shit.

But why did you bring it when we are talkign about the GOTY, BOTW?

Do you have brain problems?

>>377866071
I haven't even mentioned Uncharted 4.
I own BOTW.
It was the worst new release I've played this year easily. It's an extremely flawed game that's boring as fuck and isnt even Switch exclusive. Hell, it isn't even the best Zelda game.

>>377864249
You don't actually believe this do you?
>Bu-but the reveal trailer has 20 somethings in it!

It's still a kids toy, get over it dumbfuck.

>>377865897
>Not a single one of those games are an RPG
>Bloodborne, action role playing
>gravity rush 2, action role playing
>all four ate single player games

It's like you let your lack of social life dictate your taste in games

>>377864862
It gets around 10-15 units per shipment, usually twice a week. Stay mad, faggot.

>>377866176
If you keep crying, i'm sure another sony pony shitskin will agreee with you.

>>377866370
Oh yeah? Show me the stock logs of 6 stores in your area.

>>377866361
So Zelda is an RPG too then?
I have more of a social life than you can ever dream of. Nintendo faggots are pathetic.

>>377865293
Can't make this shit up.

>>377866534
Because it isnt made up. It's the truth.
I'm sorry Nintendo is so far a secondary console you have to have a PC and/or a PS4 to even play relevant and great games.

>Don't care about console wars, but have only ever had nintendo consoles because they usually make games I like
>Get a ps4 a few weeks ago because persona and gravity rush seem fun
>They are fun
>Going to get a switch when mario comes out
Why can you not stand people who like different things? I know it's /v/ and all but I've been here for 8 or so years and this mentality has never made sense to me.

>>377863159
it failing so Nintendo doesn't get stupid ideas like this ever again

>>377863159
If it erases itself from my memory.

>>377866639
I agree,really like Nintendo®™©,but since the Wii era,they are the best secondary option.But damn nigga,Prey is horseshit.

>>377866639
Man, must be pretty hard to live life with such shit taste.

>>377866524
>Zelda BotW, action adventure

Ok, roach

>>377866846
Is prey that bad? I saw a few hours of it and it seemed ok.

"Mario? In a fucking go-kart? That's fucking stupid."
"A Mario board game with minigames? Yeah like that'll fucking take off."
"A game about the green dinosaur from Super Mario World? What are they smoking? WEED?!"

How about we wait for some fucking gameplay before shitting all over the game?

>>377864623
True. However that's the crowd that seems to be heaviest into video games lately, and the one that everyone says nintendo lost. So they've been advertising to them trying to show them that this shit would be "fun" for them.

>>377866664
Mentally ill gamers

>>377866664
console warriors, to nobody's surprise, are mostly people who can only afford one system because they have no job and just bum around all day. If they could afford multiple systems, they'd have no reason to shill their company of choice so hard, they have to justify their year's worth of spent pocket money after all.

>>377866915
>"A Mario board game with minigames? Yeah like that'll fucking take off."
i miss mario party, they took out the minigames

>>377866915
Where do you think you are?

>>377867049
mario party was never good to be honest

>>377866846
Prey is great though. Its literally a better Bioshock, and akin to a System Shock game.

>>377866854
I dunno, you should ask your mom when she decided to keep you. She might know shit taste a lot better.

>>377866898
By your own definition, its an RPG. And a shit one at that.

>>377866907
Saw =/= played.It's boring and quiet for my taste,the 30 fps on consoles makes it even shittier,the PC Port is a lot better but still boring.

>>377866915
You know where we are nigga

>>377867115
It was a good party/hate your friends game, and I used to play singleplayer a lot too because they had some decent support for that for a while.

>>377867136
I liked Bioshock most than Prey.

>>377863159
remove rabbids

>>377867136

>when you got shit taste so bad you wish death on others.

waow, you really take your shit taste personally

>>377867136
>By your own definition, its an RPG

How cute that you think this.

>>377867345
Lmao, sensitive little faggot?
Let's mic on discord. I'm curious what autism sounds like.

>>377867404
I don't chat with minors,

>>377863159
Opening up an exploit that leads to the Switch being hacked.