You're at your local Gamestop browsing the games when you

>>377855297
get very close to him. He'll kill himself with the grenade too, and if he dies, then I've done the world a service.

>>377855297
I passed on Skyrim because I've already preordered it for the Switch, Todd.

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>>377855416
As you do that, you hear a *click* sound behind you.

You slowly turn your heard, only to see pic related.

What do you do now?

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>>377855416

>implying he can die from mere high explosives

>>377855297
>Crouch to engage stealth mode
>Crabwalk out like nothing happened

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>>377855606
>"not so fast, buddy. I swear I'm not afraid to send you to Flavortown"

>>377855297
Todd, Todd... please
I bought all your games, full price with all dlcs and season pass. If you kill me, I'll never be able to buy the next wonderful games you'll give to the world :-(

>>377855606
I pull him in so Todd kills all three of us.

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>>377855989

"Sometimes anon we have to make an example out of the little people"

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>>377855297
I don't think that tall and handsome gentleman would do something like that

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>>377856098

It's ok Todd I...i lied I pirated them all

>>377855297
1. Grab Skyrim and cover my actual purchase by placing it on top.

2. Walk towards the counter making sure to hide it from his view.

3. Purchase game you want and leave quickly. Cover what you're actually purchasing by stuttering and being unclear about what you want.

4. Run home and don't look back. Make a ton of posts praising Skyrim and Fallout to throw him off. Build a Dragonborn helmet and place it near the door.

>>377855297
>Pirates gaems

>>377856243
>Do that
>reach home
>Open the door only to find him standing behind it

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>gives you this look
Well anon?

>>377855297
I didn't want to give Gamestop a cut Todd! I only order high quality games such as Skyrim straight from the source!

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>>377855297
>>>377856098
>
>It's ok Todd I...i lied I pirated them all

>>377856418
Start yelling Dragonborn shouts while you attempt to converse with him using stuff that'd be on a Dialogue Wheel to appease him.

Run and grab purifying salt and a sawn off shotgun. Bunker down in an dilapidated church. Set tin can traps and live your life on the run.

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>going to Gamestop
>not buying games online
> buying Betesda games

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>>377856418

>todd teleports behind you
>"its nothing personal boy"
>steals my wallet
>appears lord gaben
>"no in my guard todd, the money its only for me"
>now i watch a battler among todd cell and son-gaben ss4 (sayayin steam 4)

>>377857517

>buying games online

what a retard do this?

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>>377855297
>>377857991

Not So Fast, Peasants.

>>377858106
I guess nobody because you dont even buy the games, you just get a license to play them :^)

>>377858157
>False promises your path

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>>377858157
What Is Thy Bidding, My Master?

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>>377855297
>>377857991
>>377858157
No.... no...

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Haha, when did you get this lock anon, it's kind of funny. Let me in.

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I SAID LET ME IN

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A wild Biodrone appears!

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I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND LET ME IN

I HAVE A NICE GIFT FOR YOU

>new glorious Bethesda's release
>it's a MOBA
>fail because other mobas
>now every game is a moba
You know it's time Todd.

>>377858947
>>377859031
>>377859153
>Grabs Metal bat.
>Throws out the Dragonborn shaped Jelly Rolls.
>Runs to nearest phonebooth.

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>>377855297
>>377857991
>>377858157
>>377858624
>>377859076

What the fuck is happening in this Gamestop ? Listen, I'm just here to preorder my FarCry 5 deluxe edition, ok ?

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>>377859153
Todd please I'm dying of cancer and AIDs
The only cure to my horrible ailment is if you gave me Fallout 4 and the Season Pass for Fallout 4 for free

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>>377859153
Nope, you're definitely the guy in this picture. I don't know if I believe you. I'm not letting you into my house. Get off my property before I call the police

>>377859076
Save us Todd. Hamburger Helper is going to convert us into SJWs unless you give us your greatest RPG!

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>>377859215
>>377859278
ANON STOP
I'M TRYING TO BE REAL NICE AND GIVE YOU A NICE GIFT
STOP IGNORING ME AND GIVING ME THREATS
>>377859271
JUST LET ME IN AND I CAN HELP

>>377859267
>What the fuck is happening in this Gamestop ?

Haven't you heard? Gamestop's new corporate policy is to encourage gladiator matches in order to attract spectators.

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LET ME THE FUCK IN!
THIS IS YOUR GIFT!!
SEE IT?
DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY IT!?
FUCKING LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

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>>377859340
I said for free Todd, not paying for it
I would give you no money for it, that is the only cure
Are you sure you won't kill me if I open the door?

>>377855297
You are obsessed with this man.

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>>377859278

THE POLICE CAN'T HELP YOU NOW BOY

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>>377859340
Alright Todd, I guess you can come in.

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>>377858947
>>377859031
>>377859153
>>377859340
>>377859514

>>377859626
For a moment, I thought the filename was the noise the door was supposed to make, then I realised it was kinda weird

>>377859583
>Todd-1000
God I love this website sometimes

>>377859715
sorry dude, your meme made with Paint is kinda lame

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>>377859626
Thanks anon, now I have something to ask you

>>377855297
>-I will buy your game, Todd
>-We do not negotiate with liars
>-Give me the grenade and nobody gets hurt
>-Whatever

>>377859784
Yes Todd-sama?

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>>377859784
>>377859626
>>377859848
DID YOU BUY MY GAME

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Hey anon, check out my manga.

>>377859863

I bought my computer but pirated your game. But it's all the same thing right?

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>>377859939
JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377859863
>>377859863
No Todd. No I didn't.

Cause your game fucking SUCKS. See that mountain? You can't climb it.

See my dick? You can suck it.

>>377859863
yes fallout new vegas is a masterpiece i don't regret buying it full price with all DLC.

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>>377860053
WHY DONT YOU SUCK MY DICK YOU INSIGNIFICANT GRAIN OF SAND
I SLAVED OVER THAT GAME SO YOU COULD BUY IT
SO JUST FUCKING BUY IT ALREADY

Todd posting is fun, don't much care for the games though.

>>377859910
Fuck, my PC just used my stored credit card info to buy every single Bethesda game ever made +DLCs!

Oh shit
I think it's repeating the process and sending gifts to all my contacts
what the fuck did you do
help

>presto gravy immediately hands over leadership role to the first white man he meets
Todd is racist

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>>377860128
Heh... sorry Todd... but it looks like I win this one... try again next time, old friend...

*opens a rift in space-time and walks through into alternate dimension*

i call him a liar, causing him to vanish from existence.

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>>377860053

A-anon, I'm dying a-and my family is *cough cough* so poor, please buy my game

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>>377860296
sorry, [Mountain Climber] already took that credit card.

I already have Fallout 4 Todd, when is the Season Pass going to go on sale on PSN

>>377855297
I'd bend the knee and swear to never pirate any of his games

>>377860795
>bend the knee
lol who fucking says this

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>>377860320
FOOLISH SAMURAI
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME, AKU TODD THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF LIES!??

>>377860891
people who say things like that are a dime a dozen out there

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>Paying money for an ES game

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>>377861040
i cant tell if you meant to say that wrong as a joke or not

>>377861185
>being this new
it's a dog doggy world here buddy, be careful

>>377861265

>trying so hard to meme

Nubs like you are a diamond dozen

>>377861265
this is why >>377861536

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Greetings, mortal. Are you ready to buy?

>>377855297
"P-please Mr. Howard, I already own t-those games!"

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>>377855297
I buy all the Skryms i can afford.

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>>377862236

BUY THEM AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

>>377855297
Quickly explain to the gentleman that I already own the collectors eddition for both and the remastered for skyrim. As well As the collectors addition to fallout 3 but not new Vegas.
that's all true unfortunately. New Vegas is my favorite game by far. Not a day goes by that I don't regret not purchasing the collectors edition for it.

>>377860320
*it was a hologram*

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>>377855297
....Where the FUCK is Ariana?!

>>377863209
right here *unzips*

>>377855297
suck his dick

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>>377863360

TOO LATE!!