>Mario has guns
It's played for laughs, no one cares, it's going to be a fun game they said
>Sonic has guns
Everyone freaks the fuck out and bitches non-fucking-stop like the whining pieces of shits they are
Why is this?
>>377850527
Cartoon gun =/ Deagle
kys.
>it's going to be a fun game they said
No sane person would ever say this.
>>377851102
But it does sound fun. I'll still reserve my final judgement for the gameplay reveal.
What the fuck is this shit. I´m living under a rock, someone fill me in.
>>377851247
>turn-based
Oldtimers' opinions don't count.
>>377850527
Those aren't guns, those are cartoonish laser cannons.
>>377850527
>Sonic is in a "real life" environment with cars, guns, animals, humans and anime girls
the fuck is this? this ain't sonic! shit game!
>Mario is in a "real life" environment with cars, guns, animals and humans
WOW! I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS! THIS GUN BE GOOD! ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT!
>>377851489
>>377851715
the assblasted sonygers are out in full force today
>>377851363
Regardless, it's still a fire arm.
>>377851715
The only explanation is that sonic is always bad.
THIS IS SOME MONKEY'S PAW SHIT
>>377851840
Is this what booty blasted nintenbros say to make themselves feel better? I can't even afford a ps4 you cunt. I'm just a watching onlooker that's absolutely flabbergasted at the double standards people on /v/ hold
>>377850527
>>377851715
>Sonic does something new
Wow so cool. Lets see how this goes
>Games turn out to be shit
Ok, in the future, if we see *new thing*, we'll know it's a shitty game
>Mario gets guns and real levels
Wow so cool. Lets see how this goes
>Games haven't been out yet
/thread
>>377851843
Nuh-uh!
Firearms require fire to burn the propellant and launch the projectile
Lasers don't have fire, ergo, not a FIREarm
>>377850527
Why are you comparing cartoony lazer guns (this game) to fucking assault rifles (Shadow's game)?
>>377850527
Because sonic is incredibly edgy and try hard with it. While Mario is still Mario just with a gun
>Shadow the Hedgehog has real guns, death, metal soundtrack
>Mario has laser cannons, cartoonish graphics, and BWAAAAAHHHHHH
>>377851992
I wish they would put something else than fucking toad as coop character
c-could it be bros? could this be the FIRST bad mario game?
>>377853172
>What is Mario is Missing
>What is Mario's Time Machine
>What is Hotel Mario
And you know what? They're all made by third parties, just like This one
>>377850527
Mario got his wall jump.
And now his arm cannon.
Just give the dash/air dash and Mario is the new Megaman X.
>>377853330
> Not liking Hotel Mario
Please don't tell me this is actually real.
So wait this is supposed to be a turn-based RPG right?
How does hand cannons fit into that? That just makes it look like an F/TPS
>>377851715
>>Mario is in a "real life" environment with cars, guns, animals and humans
>the fuck is this? this ain't mario! shit game!
FTFY, because you clearly weren't here for January and the onslaught of "Mario 06" shitposting.
People really need to just accept that Sonic is more akin to shonen type anime and Mario is for gay braindead nintenbabbies.
Mario has had cartoony guns before. It's not like he's holding a fucking walter.
>>377854180
Sonic is more akin to a canadian flash cartoon to be frank. Except that those shows have an audience while Sonic is dying.
Shadow took itself seriously
It's another fighting game, who cares
>>377851715
You're talking to Nintendo fans these people buy a literal EMPTY BOX with Nintendo printed on it. They eat Nintendo shit quite literally and thus will never admit a game of theirs looks bad.
>>377850527
>cartoon lazers
>same as realistic guns
>>377850527
They had bullet bills since the first mario game
Presentation is definitely a bigger deal when it comes to introducing weapons.
People complained about guns in Shadow the Hedgehog because they took the franchise in an edgy direction including throwing in curse words to try to appeal to a teenager audience.
Shadow the Hedgehog had just as many alien laser guns and joke weapons as it did realistic looking guns. It was also a spinoff with a character already considered the anti-hero.
Mario has used a gun before.
>>377855354
this
>>377855354
What's your point? Because there's laser guns the game isn't fucking retarded?
>>377856045
I see no problem with this
>>377856045
What's retarded about it specifically other than that he pumps a submachine gun?
>but it's Sonic!
It's not.
>>377855374
That's not a gun, that's a bazooka.
>>377854523
>>377850527
Mario has a bullet-bill blaster.
Sonic had a fucking MP5 and a Deagle.
Final boss leaked
>>377851715
>guns
There are guns in Super Mario Odyssey? Can you show me?
>>377850527
I unironically liked StH.
Sure the story is shit and has way too much edge but I liked shooting things in a Sonic game. I liked the other types of creative weapons they put in it besides just generic SMGs and Pistols.
AlsoWHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD
>>377851715
I like nentendo, but this shit looks gay as fuck. Rabbits ruined Rayman which I loved.
>>377856045
This would have been cool if it wasn't FUCKING PUMP ACTION HOLY SHIT SEGA
Because Shadow was shit, we know this. And if Shadow was made with some self-awareness and was played up for the laughs like this game, then it could have been different? What what did you get? Usual 00s post-GTA, post-Jak 2 garbage, remember Ratchet & Clank Deadlocked too?
>>377856785
Real talk I'd be down for this.
>>377851324
A mario and rabbids crossover was predicted before the switch came out, nobody believed it, but now it's actually real and everyone is butthurt to hell and back
>>377851992
Who possibly wish for this?
>>377856639
>>377851324
Why does my DA keep leaking into /v/?
>>377854523
>>377857119
I actually wanted this to be real just because of how stupid it sounds. The existence of this game justifies my switch purchase ten times over.
>>377856639
>>377857123
this is like watching a cripple fight
>>377857084
Ratchet Deadlocked was fantastic though and had just as much humour as the other games.
>>377856785
>not a rabbid version of Donald Trump
If they're going to pander to normie trends like selfies and hashtags, they might as well go all the way.
>>377857084
Deadlocked was solid though, had a lot of fun with that game.
>>377853741
>Entermage Flame Eater
YAAASSSS IMA ENTERTAINA
>>377850527
>>Sonic has guns
Yeah, a realistic M16, that he pumps up like a shotgun
>A fucking Machine Gun
>Compared to a funny looking arm-cannon
What.
Poor mayro...
>>377857819
>realistic M16
Yeah that's totally an M16 dude
i like how luigi has a poltergust gun
>>377857998
i've learn about guns in the mainstream media
>op hasn't seen the internet's reaction
>>377858612
But I have
>>377854523
It's not even Nintendo fans but rather the mariofags that would defend whatever games they pull off their ass.
>>377857119
me. feels good man
>>377850527
The wrong company left the console market. Nobody likes nintendo consoles they just like the games and buy them for that. They would rake in so much more money going 3rd party. Meanwhile sega consoles are renowned even the less successful ones.