>Be American >Have DataCap >Can't download more

>How do Americans even play video games?
We generally take breaks between fucking your mother to go play Timesplitters 2

Your mom loves her "bangers and mash", pip pip and a bong chong you fucking fairy.

>Be American
>Have DataCap
Nah
Also not video games, you dumb faggot

>>377850196
I am honestly more worried about how Americans can even have functional hardware since they have been documented to just have flat out worse hardware quality. Their iphones have half the lifetime of a scandinavian iphone and it is the same for the rest of their mass produced hardware including game consoles.

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>>377850196
I live in a rural area so my only options are satellite and 4g with an outdoor antenna. I have both. I while the satellite has a small data cap, I still get around 10-15mbps when throttled. 20-30mbps when under cap or during the "free zone" between 3-6am. Plenty to download and patch vidya. I also have a 4g connection, also with a small data cap and pretty much unuseable after cap. I just use the 4g when I'm playing multiplayer shit. Even with multiplayer game + discord + voice chat + random low quality jewtube vids, I stay under the 60gb cap every month and I play around 20-60 hours a week. In total, I end up paying around $120/mo for both satellite and 4g. Small price to pay to not live around niggers and be comfy.

>>377850196
>Be American
>Have DataCap
???????

If I do it is so obscenely high that I have never reached it with any amount of downloading shit.

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>>377851307
>120 a month for low-speed datacapped internet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How can you even live in such a 3rd-world shithole

Meanwhile I'm over here paying €40 a month for 150 down/20 up

>>377850196
>Micowave my water for a warm drink
is this real? its not cartoon joke? what the hell

>>377851691
Enjoy being fucked by Muslims

>>377851307
>$120/mo
>for datacap
are you reta
>anime pic
oh

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>>377851691
>yuropoor thinks he isn't in the 3rd world
How's them mudslimes doing? You wouldn't last a week, let alone a month if you lost power. You'd be dead. :^)

you'd be surprise how little data you use if you use if you aren't pirating shit or watching 1080p videosI've used 100gb in the past 30 days and 70gb is just from downloading games

>>377851691
Wow Canada, Australia, and the US are western countries with poor internet, wonder what the pattern is.

hint:enjoy NO ROOM, faggot

>>377851691
Well of course your internet is better.

Britain needs a good selling point between all the room running out and bombings every other week.

>>377852271
>€

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>>377850196
>Be European
>Enter Citizen ID code for proper identification at game stop
>Pay the equivalent of $80 burgerdollars for a brand new video game
>Get run over 8 times by trucks before getting home
>Greeted by new mandatory refugee roommates that berate me for the pork products in my fridge
>Open my hole in apology
>Play my new game three hours later
>All blood is censored and anyone shot sits down and shakes their head while slowly disappearing
>Danke Mama Merkel
>Alarm sounds
>EU special forces breaks through window and arrests me
>Didn't have the proper gun licensing to view simulated weapons

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>Be AMERICAN

>>377851914
>>377852002
>le all 44 European countries are Germany/Sweden meme

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>be British
>Get bombed at a concert

>>377852950
What's wrong with being American?

>>377853140
It's true.

>>377853327
That got my sides.

>>377851914
>>377852002
>f-fuck you enjoy your muslims

How long does it take you to load this image, my loose-boweled friend?

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>>377852950
>unironically being Am*rican

>>377853698
>Trying to act smug about being blown up
Haha.

I'm American and don't have a datacap what are you guys even talking about

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>>377853380
>mfw an American wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a poor mans rugby that involves neither feet nor balls football, called a pavement a sidewalk, sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was "only" 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called Thanksgiving as an excuse to eat more, called sandwiches bread diapers, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like caitlin or goober, was banned from a restaurant for leaving an insufficient tip, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said “howdy” to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, and drove on the wrong side of the road near me

>European Level
>Truck music starts playing

>>377850442
This

>>377853905
>thanksgiving was a genocide
the actual holiday itself wasn't. You're thinking of columbus day.

>>377854019
Different genocide.

>>377852537
>Get fined for illegal viewing of guns without a permit
>they find out I skipped out on one session of state mandatory unconscious bias training in the last year and get sent to jail
>They where tipped off by the single mother next door
>three weeks later at trial, prosecutor points out that I haven't made at least 3 financial donations of over 2k dollars to the Islamic Enrichment Foundation, or to local Mosques or Madrasas
>get charged of Islamophobia after anonymous tip that I made negative remarks about female genital mutilation
> get sentenced to 10 years in prison with compulsory tolerance classes
>guards let the prison Imam get away with beating me and getting his congregation to beat me at will
>get fed up with this shit
>convert to Islam
>I now have persecuted minority status
>Go back home
>rape neighbor's young daughter
>she attempts to stop me
>she gets sent to jail due to Islamophobia
>I can finally get back at this broken world

>>377853905
>sat down and ate at a sports game

What's wrong with buying food a sporting event?

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>mfw I always give American tourists the wrong directions when they ask me

>>377850818
>Their iphones have half the lifetime of a scandinavian iphone

Nice try, asshole. All of Apple's iPhones are made in Chinese sweatshops and there is no special assembly line for the Scandinavian market. Shouldn't you be picking up your wife's son in Little Mogadishu?

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>Be Brazilian
What more is there to say?

>>377851691
>live in LA
>my only options are piss poor AT&T with 10down/3up or Time Warner whos awful and has zero stars

>>377853140
When you think of Europe, what countries come to mind? Ok, what would normies most likely to say? France? Germany?
Ok, now try America. What states come in mind? California? New York? Texas? Florida?
Yeah, Europe and America have shitty places. It's like when faggots think of Mexico and they suddenly think a barren 3rd world shithole. That would be like if the first thing when you think of about America are shitty places with niggers like Detroit or Cleveland.
The difference between you and I is that America is huge. Lots of empty space around if you're not retarded enough to lock yourself down in an urban area filled with niggers, spics, inbred retards. That's why America has shit Internet outside of urban (mostly liberal) shitholes. I would rather deal with niggers, spics, etc and be armed than live around mudslime "immigrants". Extremists. Like I said, small price to pay for living rural. Only reason why I pay more for shittier Internet. Internet that works fine for all my needs, unless I'm trying to stream or hosting something, which I'm not ever going to. Seems like the only argument I've seen for not living in a comfy rural area is that you're poor.

>>377854702
I thought Time Warner was good though?

>>377854702
>living in LA

How's your 1x1 house for 100k a month?

>>377850196
>Data Cap
>in North America

>>377850196
O B S E S S E D

>>377851691
Mountainous areas can sometimes only get 4g for internet plans, costing $150 for 10up 2 down and a 10gb cap

ITT: American children

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>Be American
>Don't have DataCap
>Have had broadband in different 3 states and never had a data cap.

where are these poor data capped murrican bastards?

>>377854806
When time Warner got bought out in my city and was rebranded as spectrum, my download speed went from 3 to 20 for the same price. I nearly came when I watched games download at the speed of light. Time Warner is ass

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>3rd world countries have better internet than NA
toppest of the keks.
Nice freedom you got there, burgers.

>>377854758
>Calling the Great Kingdom of Bavaria in Germany a shitty place

Why would you do that

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>>377850442
>We generally take breaks between fucking your mother to go play Timesplitters 2

>not dataclap

>>377854758
German reporting in and seriously not trolling.
I just played the other day table tennis with a 9yo child from eritrea.
Would you be able to do that with a black boy in a ghetto in america? Serious question

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>>377854395
You're supposed toss food at the opposing team/fans like any good englishman would, not eat it.

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>datacaps
>on something that isn't a handheld
but why

>>377855253
>Be European
>country invests a ton of money into infrastructure for the internet
>struggle to keep shitty economies from collapsing due to Greece
>at the same time brown people keep flooding in and blowing shit up
Man, Brussels sure has their shit together

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>>377855024
stop false flagging faggot, even all 4 major carriers (sprint, tmobile, at&t & verizon) offer (((unlimited))) data plans at around $50-70. Hell, you may even find a 3rd party seller selling it for cheaper with higher caps. They throttle you after around 30-60gb, depending on carrier. Of course they hide it in fine print. But that's where a decent satellite provider comes in. Exede is pretty good. No reason to pay more than the 10gb plan on exede because they throttle you down to around 10-15mbps, which is good enough for 90% of shit. 4g is only worth if you want ~100 latency, since satellite has 600+ latency. Hence the 2 lines.

>>377855464
I've played basketball with some little black kid in a ghetto once. was pretty cool and I ended up giving him a few bucks cause I felt bad for him

>>377850196
Go back to /pol/

>>377850196
>Cheers!
>*Bing bing*
>Wahoo!
>*1 UP*
>Bob's me uncle!

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>>377855646
>tipping the basketball kid
>americans

>>377854812
I pay 150 a month at grandmas, shes been here over 50 years.

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>>377850196
>>377855169
>>377852950
>>377851691
>Be literally anywhere other than America
>Shitpost about how it sucks living in america
>A country more developed in 200 years than a most countries had had centuries to accomplish
>A country that has literally won every war it has been in
>And wasted a bunch of Brit's tea
Third world my ass

>BTFO an Amerifat
>Their only reply is always "MUH WHITE RACE, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ABLOOBLOOBLOO"
Pathetic.

>>377855464
Yes. In an area that would have a ping pong table? Like a community center? Absolutely. I grew up poor and around niggers. I blend in nicely and can diffuse a situation 90% of the time. Niggers are like animals, if they think you're weak and especially if you're alone, they will probably try to fuck with you.

>>377855741
Kid was super poor and seemed nice, what's wrong with that?

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>>377855768
>>A country that has literally won every war it has been in
???

>>377853327
Source on that pic?

>>377855893
Are you too retarded to understand? Or did muhib give you brain damage with his recent suicide bombing.

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>>377855768
>this post

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>>377855768
>every war
>that one against the Vietnamese farmers doesn't count

>>377855646
Same guy from above.
Glad to hear that there are normal people out there

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>Be black

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>>377855893
>A country more developed in 200 years than a most countries had had centuries to accomplish
>A country that has literally won every war it has been in
Is that what they teach you in school?

>be human
>happily wastes life away being angry about everything and shitposts on 4chan

Who /TWCbutnowSpectrum/ here?

>>377855768
I really really like this post.

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>>377856260
same, posting on /r/4chan right now! xD

>>377856231
meant for >>377855768

Why do yurosmells have such an inferiority complex?

>>377856231
Give me one (1) reason why America isn't the most developed country.

>>377856240
>Be Robot
>outwork human fleshbag
>shitpost exclusively better than human's could ever hope

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US and A is the most cucked country in the world

prove me wrong

>>377853327
>be American
>Get shot at school

>>377850196
Don't you have a mosque to be praying at right now Mohamed

>>377856475
a lot of our roads and bridges are shit and most people have shit internet

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>>377856497
Australia
Name literally 1(one) good thing about living in the Devil's Desert

>>377856497
No one can.

>>377852537
>>377854287

Ok I fuckin' KEK'D

>>377856585
I think the road thing is mainly due to it's sheer size and the internet thing is due to capitalism.

Learn from this eurotards, this is how you refute an argument without using 'le ebin' reaction images.

>>377856645
It's not America

>>377856585
>a lot of our roads and bridges are shit
Speaking of that, is it true that Germany's roads are god-tier? Here in the US our roads are really THICC.

>>377856475
While that's also debatable I was laughing more at the fact that you think your society started from 0 and in 200 years got to what it is today.

>>377856831
In America you will not get assaulted by dinosaur birds and Spider's the size of a frying pan and have to fend off Kangaroo pugilists before going to work

>>377856876
Americans are not known for their intelligence

>>377856585
>shit internet
Not an argument you kiddo. Sorry that you don't know life before the Internet. I can assure you that you can live without the Internet. Now, power. That's another thing. That's essential. If the power goes out, you're fucked. No running water. No sewage. No HVAC. Etc. Oh, and the riots that are going to happen around you. One of the reasons why I moved out the city and got myself 10 acres of COMFY, for CHEAP. Hope you're prepped. There's a reason why the MSM has tried to make fun of preppers. It doesn't cost a lot to have an emergency supply of shit for 6-12 months. And it can save your life one day.
>roads and bridges are shit
I agree. American infrastructure is shit. Hopefully Trump lives up to his promise and gets Americans to work. Jobs, remember?

>>377856831
Enjoy your fire tornados, over whelming population of snakes, scorpions, and inflated prices.

>>377856894
You'll be assaulted by niggers and muslims and cucks instead :)

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>Be American
>Get attacked by another country
>Blow the fuckers into the stone age.
>Sip on my ice cold coke, look up at the moon and remember we own it.
>Disregard what shit skins have to say

My my what a fine day for video games

>>377851691
And you're also paying the housing cost for Mahmud and his family of 12.

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>Living in the boonies
Don't you have meth to do?
No wait, that's us.

>>377856979
Enjoy your third world healthcare and enjoy your niggers and muslims I guess?

>Be American
>Have an Apple ][
>Want to play a game
>Don't have any
>Hook the cassette port to my modern PC
>Download a couple.WAV files
>Play games for free
Meanwhile....
>Be Eurotrash
>Want to play an Apple II game
>Hook cassette port to modern PC
>Door gets kicked in by Special Forces
>Download a couple .WAV files
>"Oi, get on the ground fucko, you're under arrest for copyright violation"
>Get sent to jail for 20 years because the game I wanted to play required ProDOS (Copyright 1983, Apple Computer, Inc.)

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>Be in America
>Board a plane
>Get told to get off the plane despite having paid for the ticket
>Refuse to leave
>Get mauled and dragged off the plane

>>377850521
>he doesn't know

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>>377856113
Adventure Time Porno from Woodrocket

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>be fatmerican
>your toilet is in the same room as the shower

56% _ _ _ _ _

>>377856876
I'm mostly talking about infrastructure than culture. I know our culture is weird as shit, but if a braindead retard can walk into a job office and say, 'i need a job's and get one the next day digging ditches, I would say that's pretty good deal for everyone.

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>>377857068
I WILL!

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>>377850196
>>Be American
>>Have DataCap
I'm going to stop you right there because I torrent a lot and I don't even know if I have a datacap whatsoever

>>377850196
>Can't change internet provider because no competition
This one hurts me. I don't know why I'm stuck with garbage AT&T internet that's painfully slow when it's not constantly dropping out, meanwhile the next town over is getting fucking Google Fiber.

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>he's from Earth

>>377857217
Thanks m8, never would have guessed

>>377857068
Enjoy playing any game your nanny state hasn't banned yet for being to "violent"

>>377857217
Yea, I'm gonna show you my "Woodrocket."

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>>377857425
>He's from Pluto

>>377857440
I wouldn't of either tbqh

It's alright

>>377855768
>>A country that has literally won every war it has been in
Careful, this triggers the europoor because they know it's true

>>377856475
>shit infrastructure
>shit rails
>shit internet
>shit food
>nutritional labels are optional
>paper houses
>high costs of rents
>etc.

And i could continue. I just wrote these because i remembered them in 2seconds.

>>377851978
In America, there are few places where there is actual competition for internet. That means you get one provider. If you have multiple providers, chances are only one of them is cable and the rest are DSL/dial up. And the companies know this, so they put data caps on their shit and charge you extra for going over. And you either pay or go without internet.

>>377851691
sorry to burst your bubble but here in romania i pay 47 ron aka 11 euro for 1000mb internet. Unlike your piece of shit sorry of an excuse western country, Romanian government and private firms care about updating infrastructure every 2-3 years.

>>377857414
>I don't know why I'm stuck with garbage AT&T internet that's painfully slow when it's not constantly dropping out, meanwhile the next town over is getting fucking Google Fiber.

Because breaking ground to lay cables is expensive and requires huge subsidies that lobbyists from AT&T, Time Warner, Camcast etc colluded to deny Google. That's why Google is not expanding its fiber services anymore.

>>377856164
Vietnam was technically a win. The north vietcong surrendered to the US and signed a treaty. They just immediately ignored it after we pulled out but that was after the war was over

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>>377850196
Where the fuck is this "American's have datacap" meme coming from? I have the Optimum internet service and I can attest to not having a datacap.

Is this another attempt at euroniggers trying to get rid of a stigma about themselves by desperately making into a meme by lying and brushing it along Americans?

>>377856842
nigga how can you going compare Germany, not even the size of Texas, to the entirety of the United States. Of course they're going to have better roads.

>>377857469
You fucking stupid? Please name banned games that affect me in any way. Grasping at straws m8.

>>377857469

He can still pirate that game. You can't pirate good healthcare. You lose fuccboi.

>>377851307
Tacoland here

I get these for 300 pesos
- 15mb download
- 1mb upload
- no data cap.

Reminder that America lost the war against itself.

>>377857710
Not him, but germany bans anything with nazi imagery in it for some reason

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>americans dont have electric kettles
truly a strange and wild land

>>377857710
South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
Doom
Wolfenstein

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>>377857642
>Vietnam was technically a win.

>>377857705
ISPs are beginning to include data caps. I have Comcast and they have a TB data cap. I never go over but its Comcast and they are megajews so they will keep pushing their luck and when their luck runs out they will buy more luck with their big money dicks and lobbyists.

>>377857854
It's true though, memes won't change that.

>>377857840
Pirating is hard

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>>377857425
>>377857492
They're from the Galphaxonx System

>>377857798
Sometimes you have to beat your own ass to move forward

>>377857928
This. American ISPs are run by criminals and they have no reservations about abusing their power to squeeze an extra cent out of their customers. And regional monopolies ensure that no one ever stops them.

>>377857928
Not to mention they are putting these datacaps with the future in mind. All my normie friends think the current values are really generous but they don't understand that data usage goes up overtime as games and movies become larger and larger but I doubt comcast will raise the cap.

>>377857837
Just boil water and our tea bags in it

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>mfw paying 70 dollars for Gigabit internet, no data cap, <5ms ping in Austin, TX
>mfw people pay double that for a fraction of the speed in the rest of the country

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>>377850442
>bangers and mush

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>>377852950
>Be

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>be American
>pay telecom companies $200 billion in taxpayer money to connect the entire country with fiber
>got cucked

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>>377858332
>

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>people that add teabags to the water while it's still boiling on the stove
subhuman

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>>377858358

Seriously why are internet and cellular network services so fucked up in the US? Outside of major cities it's literally third world tier.

You're the richest country in the world, get your shit together Fatbros

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>>377858358
>Be telecom company
>Government gives us billions and billions of dollars
>"P-please use this money for upgrading infrastructure..."
>Fuck you
>Put money into profits
>Keep lobbying for more money and paying off politicians to keep the money flowing
Get bent, niggers. We own this town.

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>Be American
>bend over for corporations any chance I can get
>sign away the Internet to them so they can charge me 3x what they currently do while providing even worse service
>shout about STIFLING INNOVASHUN MUH FREE MARKET every time someone calls me an idiot

>>377858550
That picture looks like someone from Russia wrote it.

Fucking cronies.

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>>377850196
>be Britanstani
>get bombed

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>>377858259
>lives in Austin
>getting raped by high rent/property tax
>b-but at least I g-got good Internet
I bet you're a transplant too. Faggot.
tfw was born in raised in Austin, moved 30 miles east to buy 20 acres with a nice home for the same price that I would have paid to rent a shitty apartmentgood thing faggots are spreading out, I expect to sell in 10 years.

>>377855768
>>A country that has literally won every war it has been in
Yeah probably because you spend so much on military that you have to charge your citizens $5000 dollars for a fucking bandaid.

>>377857707
AUTOBAHN du Hurensohn. Enjoy your 85mph on bumpy roads,needing 30l per 100km while I'm driving my BMW 6er legally at 300km/h

>>377858784
>>getting raped by high rent/property tax

Yeah, places that have a lot to offer in terms of infrastructure and other amenities tend to expensive because a lot of people want to live there. If you live in a really cheap place that's because it's the only thing it has going for itself.

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>be eurotrash
>have censored internet
>can't download torrents
>tip habib for delivering your curry
>microwave my turkish tea for a warm drink
>play my Fifa while ingesting hotdogs using nothing but my anus
>have your women sold to refugees
>can't say anything because would get jailed
>get charged $50 for a dental visit so let teeth rot
>can't afford to move to a 1st world country
How do Europeans even play video games?

>>377858550
Because the companies involved are really awful and they hold too much power. Its impossible to enter the market, too. Google tried but they got cockblocked every step of the way. They couldnt even lay down their lines in a timely fashion due to some laws involving utility poles.

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>>377858259
>Austin
>the least liked city in fucking TEXAS
Every time I go to Austin it looks like one of those surreal military experiments gone wrong that is just laying there with nobody talking about it. Take a bunch of hipsters and clone them indefinitely and see how their society runs until it collapses and you have Austin. Parking lots full of homeless people, mazes of under construction buildings with no u turn streets, and shit food. Literally only good for Austin City Limits.

>>377858784
transplants need to go and fucking stay go transplants are all shit tier faggots but the only places living in "Austin" area the super high end rich suburbs surrounding Austin not true Austin I mean so many of those places are utter fucking shitholes

>>377859023
>Americucks have to literally make shit up from whole cloth to even attempt to weakly banter with anyone
lmaoing at ur life m8

>Live in town of <500
>Still got 70mb internet for $30
Beauty of the country while enjoying fine Internet.
Bought my own house as well, feels nice to own something.

>>377859284
If US you might have been lucky and in a town they had to lay a line near to reach another hub or city

>>377859284
I wouldn't mind living in a small town unless it was one of those situations where you're literally miles away from anyone in any direction fuck that

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>>377859209
>Belligerent 3rd world inbred refusing to acknowledge reality
lmao at ur pathetic attempt to hold on to what little self worth you have left m8

>>377859087
Hopefully more companies turn to wireless.
There's a startup in my town who does wireless, beat the local competitor by 40mb while being cheaper and I honestly have never had a dropped connection.

>>377859197
Lol, you see how bad Round Rock and Pflugerville is now compared to ... 7 years ago? Lol, all the natvies, mostly poorfags, are getting pushed out. The richfags have always lived west of Austin, they're mostly all going north or east. I went east, as Bastrop was still cheap. My properly value is going up every year, more taxes, yeah, but it's not Travis County.

Sucks though. I didn't choose to be born in Austin. Austin seemed comfy until the mid 00's and It's only been getting worse since. It's like you see in other shitholes like Portland or Seattle. The worst part is that you keep having transplant faggots coming over to FUCKING TEXAS and try to change shit to the same liberal shithole they came from. They're fucking trash. It's why Austin is a blue dot in a sea of red. Literally have marxist antifa fags LARPing on the streets. Fuckers should be mowed down.

>>377859509

By wireless you mean radio? Because those small companies usually just buy the link from Comcast or whatever, split it and beam it to you. That's not really competition.

Most of these companies are downright owned by one of the bigger telcos anyway.

>>377859507
>WAAAAAH EYAAAAAAAAH WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAH *frrt*

That's you. That's literally you right now. You're a crying screaming shitting baby.

>>377855464
uh yeah, I've volunteered many a time at a community center in a ghetto. Are eurofags this delusional about the US?

>>377859690
Holy fuck, someone so autistic that they're still using the 'no u' reply in 2017.

>>377858784
I've been here 9 years, faggot. BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

>>377859658
Cant they also fuck you if you try to use radio by preventing you from using certain frequencies or something like that?

>>377856992

its not 1960 anymore grandpa

>>377857089
no one will get these refernces except me

>>377860000

Not sure what you mean. Frequency bands are regulated so that companies don't overlap and interfere with each other. That's why you never have more than four cellular carriers operating at the same place in any country in the world.

>>377851691
/thread ameritards are that pathetic and that get used to 3rd world internet that they don't even understand that all they are saying is typical symptoms of Stockholm syndrome

>>377859902
And I've been here 29 years, so what? My only regret is not buying property back in 2010-2012 when I was making decent money. I could have flipped houses and be rich. Fuck. Or go back in time and tell my recently divorced parents to not sell my childhood home because it's value would tipple in a few years. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Not as bad as me losing my bitcoin wallet when bitcoin was a cheap meme. Why me?

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>>377860546
>29 years old and still browsing /v/

no wonder you're a loser

>America
>Europe
lel

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>>377860878

>>377850196

Geeze brother, did an American piss in your cereal this morning or something? Lose to one in a game?

>>377857145
same with ISPs, it's because of no competition.

>>377850196
Obsessed euro. What else is new?

>>377860878
where do you think we are?

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>be American
>ISP nags you if you pirate games or shit

>>377852271
>literally the first bombing we've had in 10 years

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>be American
>have your kids shot dead at school

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>mfw American
>chilling out and playing vidya, no datacaps, doing well enough for myself
>still a bit of a robot, but I'm a /v/diot after all
>never once have anything to say about europeans unless the thread is about regional behaviour like how crazy Germans are and stuff
>mfw watching euros shitposting all day about how much they hate America, how stupid America is, muh burgers, euro superiority
>mfw they're even madder after they realize I don't care

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>>377861330
>be yuropoor
>get run over

>>377857089
you got it backwards lad, murricans are the ones with the DMCA gay law

>188 / 60 / 88 / 1
>not vidya
m-mods?

>>377861443
don't you know those are all false flags, and all those parents are just crisis actors
wake up sheeple, they're trying to take your freedums.

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>>377861476
>be adult
>become liberal

>>377861476
LOL
http://nypost.com/2017/05/19/shocking-video-of-times-square-carnage-shows-pedestrians-running-for-their-lives/

>>377861570
>faggot thinks he has any significance here after lurking for less than a year

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>Be american in a good city
>have google fiber
>pirate movies and games at lightning speed
>play netplay melee with like 4 ping
>vpn for all other times so it's harder to get my info
>laugh at the relative data dark ages the rest of the world lives in

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>>377861617
>only 1 person died

>>377861779
>google fiber
>pirating
Hope you like federal prison.

>>377861845
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies

>>377861476

Even with the terrorist attacks, you're still more likely to die being run by a truck in the US than Europe.

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>>377862176
>kill 69 kids
>get a fully furnished apartment and videogames
>sue the state for inhumane treatment

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>>377850196
$157.43/month for this w/ cable. Gotta love the rural parts of the bible belt.

>>377862340
I'd pay $200 if I could get ANY landline with 24 ping. Regardless of speed. As long as it's at least 1MBps with 24 ping, that's great. I just want to play vidya. I could care less about streaming HD video.

>>377862530
The ping is extremely finnicky unfortunately. I just happened to catch that speed test at a decent time. It bounces pretty erratically some days to the point where I cant watch Youtube video in 480p. It also often flairs up when im playing League or Siege to make it where the game is completely inaccesible.

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I like America, but the "we got no unified culture, we literally a melting pot" mentality is going to bite you in the ass sooner or later.

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>live in SoCal
>tfw 250Mb/s connection

It's nice downloading a 50GB game in less than an hour.

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>>377853905
>got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower
>tfw harvested to make wrinkle cream for rich women
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377858081
sounds like a great example of libertarianism

>>377865105
The end result of libertarianism is feudalism. This cannot be refuted.

>>377865071
Disgusting desu senpai.

>>377865105
>governments giving local monopolies to ISPs
>ISP lobbyists writing restrictive laws to cut out competition that get signed into law
>libertarian

>>377866818
>No regulation at all
>Corporations use every underhanded trick in the book to destroy any and all competition
Monopoly is always the goal. Corporations are not your friend.

>>377867118
I never said that they were, but using government regulations to stifle competition is not libertarian.

I'm for net neutrality and against data caps, but I think that it would be ideal if the infrastructure was decoupled from the service. The '96 telecommunications act paid US ISPs with tax breaks to roll out fiber across the country, and they basically just pocketed the money.

>all this blind nationalism
jesus just admit your own country has flaws and move on. what do you gain from winning an internet argument that you live in a 'superior' country?

>>377867858
>admit your own country has flaws
Make me faget.

>>377867858
>admit your own country has flaws
Why would you make me lie on the internet?

>>377867489
I just wish we could put those bastards in prison for literally taking the money and running.

>>377867858
>admit your own country has flaws
First day on the internet, son?

>>377868491
no i just visit places that aren't /pol/ where people have some self awareness rather than a constant circlejerk of their own countrymen

>America is several times larger than any third world country
>third world wonder why American businesses are fucking lazy and don't want to update

>>377868618
The rest of the first world is wondering, too.

We have the resources to improve things, but the whole country's grown complacent in misery.

>>377850196
None of this is true.

>>377867489
>using government regulations to stifle competition is not libertarian

Can you actually point out which regulations are specifically stiffling competition? I'm tired of the regulation boogeyman being used in this quasi metaphysical sense without any actual examples.

You don't have competition among ISPs in the US because Comcast and Time Warner have colluded to divide the country between the two of them so that they never have to compete with each other. Regulation has nothing to do with this.

This is actually funny because in the US you guys actually had laws that broke up companies when they got too big to prevent monopolies from building up, but you had to get rid of it because muh big government and muh regulation. Talk about irony.

>>377850196
>be europoor
>wake up and smile at CCTV cameras
>walk downstairs and pick up spoon for breakfast
>get arrested for possession of a deadly weapon
>on the way to prison, watch as migrant savages riot in the streets and rape your wife and daughter

>>377856521
>be british
>get stabbed at a school because you dont even have the right to freedom
>its a 3 inch plastic spork and even thats on the next ban list
>have to lie that i got fucked to death in a gaybar because atleast its less lame sounding

>be austrailian
>lose a war against birds

>be british
>stash bike wheel in park in case shit goes down

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>>377850196
>be american

feels gud. glad you are triggered op. ur a fagget

>>377850196
Have you tried not living in the middle of nowhere?

who here /hatestheirowncountry/?
i hate america but i dont know where else to go.
been thinking about moving to Finland

>>377869765
ISPs pay local governments to be the sole provider of internet service, and keep exclusive rights to telephone poles and underground conduits.

Tennessee has regulations against local governments starting their own ISP, which stopped some cities from rolling out their own fiber when the incumbent ISPs wouldn't.

Ive always wondered, are there british hunters? Are you allowed to have rifles for like fox hunting or whatever you do over there?

>>377870113

Depending on what makes you hate the US, Finland is going to be hell for you.

>>377870113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU

>paying 70 ausbux a month for 1.4mbit down 700 up
>7pm to 9pm congestion is so bad that vidya no longer werks

All I know is suffering

>>377870338
>Finland is going to be hell for you.
Why is that

I actually had to buy the unlimited plan since I download so much porn tbqh

kinda sucks

>>377870414
Bait

>>377850442
Holy fuck, OP BTFO

>>377853905
>called their kids names like Caitlin or goober

My fucking sides

>>377869781
>>377869842
Amerilards will never think up new material because their brains are stunted.

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>>377854470
Wow that's so fucking badass
They come up to you and say "I'm an American can you give me directions to find where has your shitty country has gone" and then you say "haha idk" followed by whispers on how much of a burger they are

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I've never met anyone here with a datacap except once and it was a relative that lived in the boonies and had to pay for satellite. The only people I've met with DataCaps were Aussies.

>>377870379

If you hate high taxes, multiculturalism, nanny states, the whole lot, none of the nordic countries are for you.

>>377870635
>IMG_0528.png
dont act like you have an opinion

>>377870276
>ISPs pay local governments

This isn't the fault of regulations, it's more of a problem with your political system as a whole.

>>377870785
i dont mind those, the only real thing holding me back is the language i dont know a whole lot of finnish and apparently its one of the hardest languages to learn

>>377870814
Please post the green frog again
Really made me KEK out loud and gave me the assumption that you're a 4channer

>>377850196
i'm american and i just got uncapped 1gbs internet its the best and i dont even live in a major city.

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>>377871142
wasnt even me fag

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>>377870113
There is nowhere to escape goyim, we own this planet.

>>377871343
Please post the le jew meme again
Really made me KEK out loud and gave me the assumption that you're a 4channer

>>377871343

>>377865071

>>377870605
at least my country isn't on the verge of total collapse

>>377850196
>datacap
I live in the Midwest in a fairly large city and have never had one of these nor heard of any of my friends or families scattered throughout the Midwest that do. Is this an East/West coast Jewish scheme to drive up the cost of living for a 50 square foot apartment for $3000/month or something?

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>>377871405

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>>377871286
>dont act like you have an opinion
Take your own advice window licker

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>>377871458
>President is a bumbling idiot who's about to fall into the worst legal trouble of his life
>Most of the executive branch is chock full of toadies who can't do their own job
>More than half of the legislative branch is actively working to make everyone's life worse
>The whole thing could fall in on itself at any moment
WHO'S close to collapse, again?

What are some good European games that will really blow me away? Something intense that hits you like a truck.

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>>377855768
Developed because it has no borders with a bunch of countries, not much to spend on border guard save for mexico
>"Won" world wars by doing absolutely nothing but jewing other countries out of their money with military equipment and provisions, only really joining at the end, after most of the shit's already passed
>Had britain and the UN do most of the job in korea before actually pulling their weigh, and still managed to be BTFO by chinks (that war had no victors and is still ongoing, by the way)
>Had their soldiers slaughtered by straw hats in the jungle, """political""" victory which didn't actually make vietnam surrender anyway
>Meanwhile the CIA sabotages other emerging countries for their own benefit, and still do today, toppling governments and breaking economies
>"Efforts" in the middle east only worsened insurgency and terrorism
>To this day they're controlled by jews and the military industry, which leeches taxpayer's money as much as it wants
The US literally niggered the rest of the world. Worst british colony ever conceived.

>>377871458
>at least my country isn't on the verge of total collapse

The Trump administration is already working to remove all financial market regulations to prevent the 2008 crash from happening again while your economy hasn't even recovered completely from it yet.

What's ultimately preventing your economy from collapsing is the size of your welfare bills that the government is now bent on your slashing.

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>>377871657
>IMG_0455.gif
seriously go fuck around on instagram or something

>>377857705
You're softcapped and can be throttled to some extent. It's in your ToS. Most of the ISPs in bigger cities cap, too. Supposedly it's about network congestion but I'm 100% that's an actual non-issue and ISPs simply don't want to upgrade their hardware to maintain the illusion of huge profit margins while people can't affect them since they either pick a shitty DSL line or their cable provider.

>>377857705
Comcast has a 1 TB data cap. i have 2 roommates and we all download a lot of shit and we've never reached it. basically just to stop you from websites on your home line i guess.

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>>377850442
>pip pip and a bong chong
FPBP, suck a fat wiener OP

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>>377870605
>call those responses to "be american, go to school, get shot" "unoriginal"

>>377871909
I'll just add another tally to my list on internet fights won
I just need to go get a sharpie

>>377871909
>actually downloading images to your harddrive so people can reverse search because your filename stays the same
>mfw this fags been posting this image since feb

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>>377850442
https://youtu.be/ySuixFGIfbE

>>377872025
Data isn't a finite resource though, bandwidth is. There is no reason to have a cap, except to extort people.

>>377860261
He means spectrum ownership, Comcast buys out 1/3 of the local spectrum while AT&T and Verizon buy out the other 2/3s and divvy it up amongst "competitors" Comcast would lease some of their spectrum to ISPs and AT&T and Verizon would lease theirs to NET10 and similar.

>>377854470
>Live in big city with lots of visitors from UK for both business and tourism
>Always give them directions when their Qibla breaks because I'm a nice guy

>>377872637
>There is no reason to have a cap

ISPs plan their infrastructure to handle a certain amount of traffic according to statistical data regarding usage and habits. The problem is that streaming services ballooned so much they outpaced the growth of their infrasctruture. Data caps exist almost exclusively to fuck with Netflix, Hulu, etc because fuck investing into better services.

>>377872637
Bandwidth would cut into their 'blazing fast *XXMb/s Internet advertising meme'. Consumers are too dumb to know their average Internet usage so to them 1TB is plenty. Also it's because theyre kikes and their long term plan is to tier the Internet by doing scummy shit like 'anything you stream from our affiliates doesn't count against your data cap'

>>377850196
we prefer cold water and personally no data cap here but the rest is spot on

>>377873368
>their long term plan is to tier the Internet by doing scummy shit like 'anything you stream from our affiliates doesn't count against your data cap'
There are people who will defend this, too.
The battle to teach the public about what a truly free internet means is a terribly uphill one.

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>>377850196
At least we keep our shitskins in line.

>>377850196
>be British
>still have no dentists in area
>still upset about 1776
Just give it back to us already

>>377850196
>microwave water just to warm it
Who propagated this dumb meme? I've just started seeing it recently. No one microwaves fucking water, you use a fucking stove.

>>377873650
Not suprising because most consumers have a value mindset and to a consumer they're basically not getting charged for a service they were already planning on using. You have to know how absolutely scummy, greedy and lazy ISPs are (as well as a history of walled gardens on the internet) to understand how awful this is.

>>377850196
>>Play my Call of Duty while eating a burger
Literally nothing wrong with that as long as you find a way of eating it without getting your fingers greasy.
I feel so sorry for yuropoors sometimes, unable to enjoy some of the simpler things of life.

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$49.99 a month for this.

am I a cuck, bros?

>>377874534
Yes.
Considering I pay $60 for >>377857021

>>377850442
Damn, this was 5 hours ago and I STILL feel OP's anus shattering into the void

>>377874534
I feel so cheated, bro.

Hold me.

>>377874534
I pay 32 dollaridoos for 700KBps max, and that's when it actually works. Not american though