Let's play a game /v/.
Which would you prefer? unlimited supply of video games? or....
The Box
Jeez. Anything could be in the box, even an unlimited supply of video games. Sounds like a sure bet to me. Going for the box.
>>377839642
The box, video games are shit.
>>377839642
The box. Video games are shit
Choosing the box = reddit
>>377839642
I am not autistic, give me the vidya.
>>377839642
>already have an unlimited supply of video games
>still terribly unhappy
>he chooses the box
plebs, all of you
inb4 mystery boxes full of mystery boxes full of mystery boxes etc etc
>>377839697
>>377839729
>>377839741
Nintenbros in a nutshell.
The box THE BOX!!
I can buy all the games I want, so box.
>>377839729
>>377839741
whad is habbening :DDDD
>unlimited supply of video games
>get crushed to death by all the unsold copies of battleborn
I'll take the box
I chose the boxImplying an 'unlimited supply of video games' isn't a genie wish in which you get some garbage FtP game for eternity
>>377839642
>choosing the box=T R V E P A T R I C I A N
>>377839642
How can you be so sure you have a unlimited supply of video games?
What if the box has the unlimited supply of video games?
Are both choices the same Mr. Burns?!
>>377839642
Video game supply. I could flood the market and drive down prices, leading to another industry crash. Then maybe 10 years from now we'd start getting good games again.
most of you chose the box. inside it is a button, the offer has changed.
Would you press the button? or have unlimited supply of video games AND a gf that plays with you. she's not bitchy and will do anything for you
what will it be?
>>377839984
>video game crash would somehow save video games
Oh I'm having a laugh at your expense.
>>377840053
Depends, what does she look like and age?
>>377840053
Can it be a boyfriend instead if you're a fag?
>>377840103
>what does she look like and age?Brown loli
>>377840053
What are the chances that the button nukes the French?
>>377840053
Press the button! Infinite videogames and a GF of unknown age and race might be some sort of horrible genie trick.
This is obviously a Monkey's Paw. By unlimited video games, it's probably the landfill of recycled copies of the ET game from Atari. I'll take the box.
>>377840053
The button, women are shit.
>>377840087
It got us a temporary reprieve last time, faggot. That's all I want now.
>>377840053
I press the button, I can't trust women for one second
>>377840145
Button.
>>377840053
You press the button, inside the button is Bethesda's REAL financial report. You can give it to the IRS, or get a good gf, unlimited Vidya AND the ability to make good OC everytime on 4chan.
>>377840053
>No details regarding the woman and the games
It may be an infinite amount of Mass Effect:Andromeda copies and a tranny. Press the button.
Most of you chose the button. a door opens near you. you enter it and the room is empty, except for that mirror
that mirror reveals your deepest desires, and you enter that desire in another world
but the offer has changed for the last time. the offer is a game. a single game.
yes it's just one Video game, but it is the best video you have ever played, no matter how contrarian you are
which is it /v/?
You press the button. Nothing seems to happen.
Faintly, you hear a plane in the distance. You look outside and a box on a parachute comes down with a note stapled too it.
You can either have unlimited video games, a gf to play them with you, and you'll get your own house you don't have to pay rent on, or you can open the box.
>>377840594
>>377840676
NANI?!?!?!?!
>>377840594
>Choosing between some gay ass mirror or mountain amounts of battleborn
I'll go with battleborn
>>377840676
FYI this is not me
>>377840594
>You see in the mirror a reflection, not of yourself, but of Todd. He is smiling, all 5'7 feet of him radiating warmth and friendliness. He reaches out through the mirror, do you take his hand?
>>377840594
Video game, fuck the mirror im a sick fuck
The box is the only option
>>377840594
But Half Life 3 will never exist
>>377840594
wait fuck it go back i'll take the games and the gf
>>377840594
I have pretty shit taste when it comes to vidya, so I step through the mirror
>>377839642
Box is the only rational option.
>>377840594
>see desire
>its a noose
video game it is
Turn 360 and walk out
>>377840853
>5'7
Kek
>>377840853
>You stretch your hand outwards, only to suddenly wake up in your room sweating. You see something placed on your shelf. It s a copy of Fallout 4 ™ for your console of choice. Somehow, you get the feeling someone just winked at you through the window
>>377840594
I'll take the video game
I dont even play the games i already have. Box pls
>>377840594
so I either get a game that wont make me kill myself, or get a mirror that lets me kill myself
really makes me think
>>377840594
Most of you chose the video game. you denied unlimited amounts of video games, a perfect woman, and the chance to fulfill your deepest desires.
here's the best video game you so wantedfor only $59.99 plus tax now FUCKING BUY IT
>>377841147
>As you prepare to throw it in the trash you see it is signed in a flowery golden handwriting. It is some form of Dragonborn language. You can barely make it out...
>>377840594
what if my deepest darkest desire is to play the best video game I have ever played?
>>377840853
>As you reach out to gently take his hand, he suddenly grabs your wrist with an iron grip and forcefully pulls you closer. You're now mere inches away from his face, but something isn't right. His eyes seem dark and devoid of life.
You try to free yourself, but he yanks you back and tries to pull you through the mirror. He opens his mouth, and all you see is a dark maw filled with filed fangs. He gently whispers in your ear :"Never should have come here"
>>377840053
The button, if it's similar to the box it will make things more interesting.
>>377840594
man thank god i didnt hit the button
>>377840594
>one game vs life in the 2D world with my waifu
I'd take the mirror in an instant.
>>377839872
Underrated post.