ITT: We guess metacritic score for the worst spin off Mario game

7/100

>>377835282
75%
metacritics don't like tactical games unless it's calle final Fantasy.

>>377835282
>20 hrs
Could be worse. Still looks like trash though.

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why guess? Super paper mario already has a metacritic score

>>377835791
95 out of 100

+ Nintendo Game
+ Switch
+ Rabbids
+ Cool Graphics
+ Fun Characters
+ Nintendo

- No Micro transactions

85, game will be praised for it being fun to play and extremely re-playable thanks to the variety of characters

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98/100

Actual score 50/100
Score after nintendo bonus: 70/100
Score after switch exclusive bonus: 80/100

>>377835282
300k~ lifetime sales, 72~80 on Metacritic

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>>377835282
They're actually going to show this off at E3 and then show it off again in July, they really believe in this for some reason. Maybe the mid 70s?

>>377836069
bullshit because it's ubisoft developing.

prob gonna be a 77

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>>377836118

>>377836118
>rabbids beats out botw for game of the year

What a time to be alive.

This is fake. I would say obviously but clearly it's not obvious to the 14 year olds who just started summer vacation

>turtle shelves

>>377836002
That sounds horrible, it probably means 15 hours for anyone that isn't a retard and that's too short for an RPG at $60.

Nintendo is in charge of quality control so above 90.

>>377836870
>Calling things fake
You have a bad personnnality

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>>377836892

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Last 2 digits in my post are the metacritic score

>>377837013
please i beg you delete this

>>377837107
Ayy lmao

>>377837107
Original score 7 + 20 points for paid review +25 points for Mario + 30 for exclusive =82

Sounds right.

>>377835282
64%

>>377837013
If you have friends this can be a good drinking game since girls are drawn into it easily.
We've had some really good nights playing Animal crossing: monopoly party.

>>377837768
If you have girls at your house with alcohol nothing else really matters.

>mario is missing

>>377837871
B-b-but they think my amiibo's are cute...

>>377837107
>Cowboys fan
>Frogposter

Not suprised in the slightest.

If Ubisoft's offices were hit by a terrorist attack tomorrow, I wouldnt miss them

They can do this shit and not make a Sonic crossover? Fuck this.

90 because we already know Ubisoft and probably Nintendo plans to pay for good reviews

User score will be about 50 yeah

>>377836118
>99/100

>>377835282
Game will be good enough to earn a 8/10, but because rabbids it's going to get 6.5/10

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>>377837768
>i-it's fun with friends

>>377838207
but it's also mario, which can bring it back up to 10

>God of War 4 nu Males
>99/100
>Very progressive
>But Kratos should have been trans

>>377838327
problem?

>>377835282
78-83

/v/ will hate it simply for its premise and that it exists but it will be inoffensive and a decent albeit forgettable game.

>worst spin off Mario game of all time

That's not Mario is Missing.

>walking and memorization simulator

>>377836008
I refuse to believe anyone can have taste this bad

>>377837107
lel

>Turns out to be surprisingly fun
>Gets good reviews
>Sells millions of copies to the casual market
>Becomes a multi-game franchise with several games on each Nintendo console
>Pikmin franchise replaced with Rabbids
>Metroid sequel with Rabbid-Samus
>Next Mario Kart roster full of Rabbids
>Rabbid Movie announced

Coming soon to a dystopia near you

>>377841541
No

>Rabbids have a bigger chance of getting in Smash bros then Bomberman now.

>>377841541
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>377837768
Fuck off cody