>nintendo ever allowing swear words near their family-friendly

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>Mario finally gets that gun that Miyamoto always wanted to give him

oh god
oh god
OH GOD

WHAT IF THIS IS A FPS

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>>377832731
It could be real.

Iwata is turning in his grave

>turtle shelves


um

>self mockery
>badass princess is not a cliche

This is the most out of touch made up by suits shit Ive seen in my life

People get paid to come up with this garbage

Wow

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>>377832731
Stop making these threads you fucking moron.

>>377833078
Iwata is the one who greenlit this.

>turtle shelves

????

>>377832970
it's a turn based RPG

>>377833001
could be a rejected pitch.
All those screens so far are a selling power point, not a game.

Mario games have always been so serious

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>Turtle shelves
How do you fuck up that hard

>>377833001
The game might very well be real, but these texts will not appear anywhere close to the final product.

>>377833918
It's some sort of pitch, the kind you show to investors, but this one looks amateurish, like a student project.

>turtle shelves
>1st
>self-defense kick-ass
It's so painfully obvious that this was written by a thirteen-year-old Brazilian. No official press release, or even a professionally-made internal presentation, would be so poorly written.

what are turtle shelves

>metacritic score 52/100

>>377834284
Is it suppose to say 1th?

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What the fuck is a turtle shelf
Do they mean Turtle Shells?>>377834798

>>377834986
Didn't mean to quote

>>377834284
Italian if the "Milan" part is right. A retarded Italian wrote that.

>>377834986
Yes

Apparently Ubisoft only hires dyslexic people

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>>377832731
>turtle shelves
?????

>>377833526
Pictures already showed that Luigi picked different guns and changed stats.
They mixed Mario kart parts changing to influence stats for a race but this time it is for a shooter.

>>377833178
>implying this is one guy
This is a /v/ shitposter's fucking dream. Every wannabe Ruggarell on this board is racing to spam "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" threads at this very moment.

>>377834284
This is ubisoft, do you honestly expect profesionalism from them?

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>>377835136
maybe its referring to this? its sorta like a shelve

>>377833621
It probably got retooled into something else. I mean, any people from Nintendo that saw this pathetic 'presentation' would have been pissed.

>>377834113
Looks like what an intern would create in 5 minutes in powerpoint, honestly.

>>377832731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edry0kuy8bo

>>377832731
Twilight Princess' Nintendo Power coverage called one of the mini-bosses a "Badass baboon" or something on those lines.

It's not new, just uncommon.

>>377832731
>Weapons for the first time
What are hammers

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>>377832731
>weapons for the 1st time

#babby#nofilter

>>377832731
>stage 1:denial

>>377836356
You're fucking retarded and delusional if you truly believe this to be real
I'm not saying Nintendo wouldn't do this, but from what has been leaked, it all points to this being fake

No shit.

>>377836532
I wouldn't say its all fake, the images itself are probably real, the text is probably a ruse.

>>377836034
tools

>>377834916
no, it's supposed to say "first"

>>377834284
>japanese company translates for the NoA to preview
>butcher it

who would of ever guessssed

>people think it's an spelling error
um no sweetie try again
>https://www.google.com/search?q=turtle+shelves&rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS706US706&oq=turtle+shelves&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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>>377832731
>A conservative universe

>>377837929

>Japanese company retranslates a pitch written by a French company back into English so a company that has no say in what NoJ does can look at it.

>>377837929
Do you have literally anything to back up these assertions

>>377838345
what

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>>377838527
>implying that its so NoA can have a say, and not just to be ready/understand what sort of angle NoJ is going with the game for advertising/interview/press release purposes
>no see what really happens is NoJ releases a game outta the fucking blue and NoA has to scramble their shit together because they have no idea what it is, and thats how a good business runs

>>377838541
well for one, its in english
and for two, its the type of english you get when you badly translate something

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>>377832731

>"distressed princess? so cliche!"
>right next to a picture of a rabbid acting like a cliche social media obssesed girl

>>377838941

>Nintendo of Japan takes a document that was written by English speakers and translated from English to Japanese and translates it back to English for Nintendo of America to look at.

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>>377839121
>NoA makes NoJ`s marketing presentations
>English speakers wrote a document with shelves for turtle shells

>>377839375

>NoJ writes Ubisoft's marketing presentations.

>>377832731
I think a 'kick-ass' princess is just as cliche as a distressed princess, if not more so in this day and age.

>>377839448
>hey NoJ we know more about your own game and how you want your characters presented then you, so, lol, dont send us a presentation
>shells? nah, we are native english speakers, clearly the japs got it wrong. its shelves lol

>>377836356
I'm somewhere between Stage 2 and 3, Anger and Bargaining

>>377839670
Why do you think NoJ had any say in this series of pictures? They're clearly only meant for the internal staff at Ubisoft.

>>377832731
>conservative
>kick ass
>guns

battleborn 2?

>>377839670

>your own game
>game is entirely designed by Ubisoft.

>>377839752
I am stuck at 2.
I was so fucking sure this was fake. I mean, shit, it was leaked before January I think?
Why the fuck would they still try to keep it a secret? Just come out and reveal it. What's the point of waiting for E3? It's not like this is some big game either.

>>377839870
because its badly translated

>>377832731
Damn, Peach looking really hot.

>>377839980
ubisoft owns mario? so if ubisoft decided to make mario a gangster NoJ has no say?

>>377840030
It's not translated. It's English written by Frogs for Frogs. Or by Spaghettis for Spaghettis. Or both.

>>377840115

NoJ would have a say, but they wouldn't right a fucking presentation for another company's game.

>Turtle shelves

>>377840115
Ubisoft owns this game, retard.

>>377832731
What the fuck is this? Princess Peach's eyes look even more dumb. And MegaManrio? What a load of croc.

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>>377832731
My wife's son works at Bioware and xe can confirm this is real.

>one of the bosses is a Rabbid version of Donald Trump, named "Rumpf"
>there's a super secret fidget spinner weapon
>characters can perform special taunts that can be triggered by dabbing while holding the Joycons
>Koopalings make a comeback as boss characters and they speak exclusively in ebonics
>Release date is April 20, 2019

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>>377832731
>Turtle Shelves.
Who fucking wrote this ?

>>377841354
some french cuck.

>>377842697
Tuttorio would be (bad) Italian

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>>377842805
or the name of the robot on the cover?

they refer to tuttorio as someone you control so it could easily be a name.

>>377843145
>crazy combat adventure

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>>377832731
>that peach rabbid

>>377832731
>le strong wyman /v/ hates
>nintendo so its okay

>>377834284
dont forget the atrocious font

>>377832731
>americans think ass is a swear word
so cute

>>377843145
>they refer to tuttorio as someone you control
I read it as they say the tutorials aren't controlled by the players so they are part of the 35% no-battle related content

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This thing is fake. It's obvious if you look at all the details. Regardless, the renders are lower quality than the Wii-era. No way Nintendo would approve of this art.

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????

>>377832731
Will this, dare I say, be the next hotel mario ?

I'll buy it if there's a shouting match between a Rabbit's DAAAAAAH and Waluigi's WAAAAAAH

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>>377843781
>not this one

>>377832970
It looks like Mega Man's arm canon

>>377843702
Wait what the fuck since when did that Magikoopa have lipstick? Is it like that in-game?

>>377846368

yes