NASA Speedruns

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>>377807927
SCHEDULE:

https://nasamarathon.com/schedule/

>You need to kill yourself
What the fuck? How do I contact Uyama to report this shit?

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>no castlevania

why does niggerleria hate castlevania so much?

>omg 2 hard

Also why doesn't he grow his hair long again it looked awesome. His voices squeaks a lot still even at like 25 or whatevz. Balls havent dropped yet coz no castlevania.

>>377807845
siglemic isn't even top 10 anymore lmao

sig was never that good. he just didn't have any real competition.

Where did all the fun speedrunners go? Did GDQ scare them off or were they always normies looking for the next big thing?

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>>377808036

>>377809009
>fun speedrunners
why do you faggots even watch this shit?

you clearly don't care about speedrunning, so that means the only reason you're watching is for the """personalities"""". but you can find better personalities pretty much anywhere. listen to basically any comedy podcast and you'll instantly be listening more entertaining people than speedrunners.

so what's the point? why do you waste your time on this?

you can call speedrunners autistic all day, but at least they're actually engaging with their hobby and not sitting there drooling watching streams that they hate. you faggots are 10x more autistic.

>>377809363
>Geting upset people would rather hear an engaging voice rather than Um... uh.... so.... um....
Aren't you in the middle of running a game? Do you really have time to be posting on 4chan?

>>377808831
wow

hows cosmo doing. Is he still with adriana.

>>377809476
he's stuck in the middle of an autoscrolling section right now

>>377809476
what in the fuck kind of neurological disorder do you have that made you take that away from what i said?

>>377809009
my 'fun' speedrunners were the 2013 crew

romscout - staff now, still pretty cool, still holding his own with times
pj - full time lets player, anytime i go to his stream i see no timer and leave
mecharichter - still same old dude, still running shitty games
kmac - still only has like default 3 sub emotes, doesnt give a fuck, vaping now at least
cosmo - tranny attention whore
siglemic - maybe killed himself, no idea

>>377809363
>why do you faggots even watch this shit?
for fun
duh

>>377809727
>siglemic
>a fun speedrunner
clearly you're new. the guy didn't even use a mic 90% of the time.

>>377809727
siglemic still streams you can google his name

>>377809727
forgot with kmac, he broke castlevania down to 11:32, games probably done. I think it had fast bones and fights, stopwatch etc just a slightly bad drac fight (still 1 crit which i think is max for this route).

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>>377809727
WHAT HAPPENED TO BLUEGLASS

Does Trihex still run or nothing but mario maker?

Is Werster still forever banned for being a madman?

These are the questions that need answers.

>>377809797
>>377809849

trying to cover some other folks, i never watched him. If i only say kmac and furious paul etc i just get zero yous and whats the point.

>>377809881
I THINK Blueglass was at the last one but was never on camera.

>>377809881
bluegrass never opened a twitch account that he admitted to my knowledge

trihex just fails yoshis island runs for 10k p month and mario maker

werster must be doing some actual job now, im guessing he moved out (ausfag here, going by the culture), i dont think he got enough donation wise to just shit out a pokemon stream once a week and live off it lmao just sayin

What the fuck guys, you told me this was supposed to be good. Limit Break was more entertaining than this.

>>377810140
>werster
he has a mrs these days

Reminder, do not speedrun lego racers

>>377810313
and?

she cucked him yet?

you brought it up.

>>377808036
Please use better schedule

https://horaro.org/nasa2017marathon/schedule

>>377810280
>Limit Break was more entertaining than this.

have you considered a career in standup

LB is good for fall asleep at the start of a run and waking up to the final boss

>>377810389
one would assume hes working somewhere since he hasn't streamed recently and his twitter updates are old. his youtube is still up to date

Why do I always return just as shit runs are starting

>get home

>2 hour glitchless pokemon red

yaaaaaaaay

>>377810280
The few hours long RPG runs at these events are bad enough I don't know if I could be assed with an entire marathon of that.

>>377810489
like a typical mainlander probably still living at home with mummy.

>>377809363
im pretty sure even the people speedrunning don't like speedrunning that much anymore

its more of a meetup

>>377810127
they put him on staff if i remember correctly.

I like that i dont have to hear about greetings from germany from NASA but god damn their schedules are ratshit. Really gotta dig through it to find 2 or 3 decent runs.

>>377810997
yeah cleaning the toilet

>>377811040
>Really gotta dig through it to find 2 or 3 decent runs.
you've done runs of all the other games before to be able to know that they're shit?

>starts off with super metroid

great, only decent run and already missed it

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>>377811104
they have to keep him safe from uyama sama somewhere

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>>377811379
>Uyama throws fumos around and laughs to the bank

How the fuck can we stop him?

>>377811558
mono, give it more time

>click on stream
>decide to give it a fair chance
>a good game just got done
>UP NEXT, RPG FOR 3 HOURS!!!

AH CAHMMMN AHNNN DOOD!!!!

>>377811705
yeah turns out srg doesn't speedrun anything but memes. who would have guessed :^)

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>4 hour speedrun soon

>>377811920
srg are dead, even to naegleria etc

every post is

>thanks for the late response
>lol squid or whatever
>narci (for the yous from people who ctrl+f)
>lol grindmonkey

nigleria has matured, i dare say even cybergaydemon has too

the schedule isnt THAT bad, just so many games ive never even heard of. If ive never heard of it how am i meant to know if ur fast.

>>377812212
>If ive never heard of it how am i meant to know if ur fast.
by listening to the commentary and learning about the game?

you're like the faggot who only goes to a concert to hear the hits.

>>377812212
srg has been dead ever since the marathons started turning into low effort trainwrecks and everyone just starting hanging out at events instead. it makes sense but i did really enjoy srg back in the day

>>377812212
srg went to shit when speedrunning went to shit generally because it attracted all the retard redditors that just try to make "epic" shitposts

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>VtM:B Nos run tomorrow

>>377812636
That's more just this site as a whole going to shit.

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Misty!

>>377813081
that's true

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Misty is stronk.

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>>377813103
>>377813241
HG/SS Misty > Vanilla Misty.

>>377813389
Who was she on a date with?

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>it's a "speedrunning event featuring tons of games with 2h+ speedruns" episode

WAKE ME UP

you guys cry like babies a lot.

>>377813491
Me

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>speedrunning pokemon

this is not a speedrun, this is a let's play where the player is knowledgable of the game therefore he's faster than the average joe going in blind. it's not about special tactics or tricks, it's just a regular pokemon playthrough, holy fuck why would anyone do this?

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>>377813389
My nigga. Both are still pretty good though.

>>377813740
Ummmm excuse me speedruns aren't about being technically impressive, ummm, they are like about going as fast as possible, which he does, so like go back to /v/?

>>377813840
yeah but speedrunning pokemon makes as much sense as speedrunning a visual novel, it's literally press A the game E S P E C I A L L Y if he is only going to use one single pokemon all game long

>>377813740
>planned out to get through criminally underleveled
>exact pokemon and route laid out
>specific sections of RNG manipulation

>hurr durr there's no glitches it's not a speedrun
Kill yourself.

>>377813917
I'm sorry you can't handle a real speedrun

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>>377813970
>criminally underleveled
u kno he uses one pkmn only right

>>377813740
>the player is knowledgable of the game therefore he's faster than the average joe going in blind
that's what a speedrun is tho

>>377813494
Go back to sgdq nigger, I'm tired of "game nobody know: any% 20 min, we're using glitchs so you're going to see 20 min of wall glitchs" why

>>377814312
name one (1) interesting run of this year's NASA then

>>377814408
the dkc3 103% was really good, the smrpg was really good, the sm3dw run was fun to watch.

>>377814408
metroid

>>377814537
>>377814550

thanks bros I'll check them out. since NASA hates europoors they show interesting titles at 2 am, but I can't blame them, it's North American Speedrunner Assembly after all

>>377814408
Grabbed by the ghoulies

>>377814537
but those are MEME games anon. i can't even get within 10 minutes of the world record myself, but i know for a FACT that they're MEME games cuz i deduced it with my big brain!

>>377814685
Ninja Pizza Girl was pretty legit

>watching other people play videogames

Please have sex

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>>377814874

>>377814874
I'd rather watch people have sex

>>377814630
Its the same way for us when ESA is on.
>Oh hey I really wanna see thi
>5am

>>377814981
I want to fuck that corporate symbol

What's the next good run?

Uyama killed it

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boring trash

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At least Sonic games will be cool, right?

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>>377817775
it really is.
>>377807927
Stop shilling this shit. It sucks.

>>377818413
thanks for the bump

Damn and I thought AGDQ was the gayest gathering of dweebs on the planet.

>>377818585
No that would be a /v/ meet up.

>>377818585
no that would be you looking in the mirror

We just need some charismatic runners, but at the same time GDQs autism spoiled you all.

Some of these runs are genuinely great but since theres no memes you all get mad

>>377818658
>>377818746


>t. speedrunner

>>377818867
Charismatic runners would be nice, but some people on the couch who actually talked would be the best addition. Old GDQs pretty often just had randos on the couch in dull runs, asking shit that got even the non-charismatic runners to actually explain shit.

I'm enjoying it though, some of these runs are great, as you say.

>>377818867
>>377819213

How are you supposed to get charismatic runners if the hobby is, by definition, for autistic people only?

So, zelda randomizer coming up in 3 hours. I'm not at the event but know a lot about what's going to happen, so if you want to know the fuck they're going against, I'm here.

>>377819375
go on i'm curious

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>easy mode

>talking to an empty room

???

>>377820017
He's talking to twich chat

>/v/ was praising this walking simulator as the best RE in ten years

Wew

>>377819375
>maelstrom flags
>isn't shapes
>isn't blackout

Seriously is this speed running event for casuals only?

>>377819504
The zelda 1 randomizer is a really cool piece of coding that can shuffle almost anything in the game. With the flag set they're going to be using in the race, the following will be messed with:

>Underworld is shuffled. Each cave in the overworld will lead to a random screen. What's normally a shop could be money, a door repair, or even a dungeon.
>Blowing the whistle will lead to the location of the new dungeons instead of the old ones.
>The wood sword will not be on the start screen. It will instead be in one of the open caves in the game that requires no items to get to (there's 16 of them, including one up on death mountain. Good luck.)
>The "Take any road you want" caves are shuffled, instead of being under the power bracelet blocks. This allows for faster travel, but also means the PB might be required to get into a dungeon.
>The start screen is shuffled. Any screen that has a cave can be a legal start screen.

>Shop items will be shuffled. Each item in the shop has its price set randomly with up to 20 rupess difference from base. (Items can't cost less than 1 or more than 255 rupees)
>Each of the "take a heart container or potion" caves, as well as the wood sword cave, will have a blue candle as another option to take.
>The White Sword Item does not require 5 hearts to get, but rather 4 through 6. The magical sword requires anywhere from 10-14 hearts to pick up, instead of 12 as normal.
>The money making game winnings and/or losses can be shuffled.
>Bomb upgrades can have their price altered by 25 rupees either way and now give anywhere from 2 to 6 bombs.
>The power Bracelet item that you normally find under an armos statue is now shuffled, and the armos statue with the item is moved to one of 5 screens that otherwise have a cave.

1/2?

>>377820379
It's maelstrom + shapes + life or money

>>377818867
>>377819213
>>377819269
Speedrunning marathons are for speedrunners to watch.

What you guys are looking for are comedy podcasts.

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>>377820665
I was just going by the flags from the randomizer, didn't see on the schedule it was going to also be shapes.

>>377820718
But I like watching competition and impressive gameplay as well. Wanting humour on top of something else doesn't mean you only want humour.

If you really just cared about speedrunning you'd just watch regular twitch speedruns instead of caring about the marathons.

>>377820908
Yeah, the two runners agreed to add a little spice to it, because at the time shapes was still very much in beta.

>>377821032
>But I like watching competition and impressive gameplay as well.
then watch the world record VOD while listening to a comedy podcast.

>>377821032
>If you really just cared about speedrunning you'd just watch regular twitch speedruns instead of caring about the marathons.
I do both. Speedrunning and FGC shit is literally the only stuff I watch on twitch.

This run really shows off how scripted this game is. Can't believe people still praise it

>>377821597
And I consume other form of media which have comedy.

I'm just saying that the argument "if you want x you should only watch things that are purely x" is retarded.

>>377821720
When does he go out of bounds?

>>377821720
The runs pretty neat though.
Probably partially just because you don't see runs of these sorts of games too often.

>>377822458
I would never watch a speedrunning stream expecting it to be "funny" and have no idea why anyone would. To me it just seems like you're watching this stream expecting something to happen that has been demonstrated again and again to almost never happen on a stream like this. Even the """"fun"""" pre-2014 GDQs were dead most of the time.

Nobody goes to a model train show to have a fun experience. They go to see model trains.

>>377820908
For anyone interested in what any of those options mean, ask. In addition to the ones checked, the options "Randomize Dungeon Shapes", "Add Money or Life Rooms", and "Change the "Leave Your..." Rooms" have also been checked.

In addition, another randomizer player (Adirondack Rick) has vetted the seed that the racers will play. Neither racer knows anything about the seed, just that it's been checked to ensure that it won't go horribly over estimate (and if the game is a dick it very easily can!)

>>377822980
I'm not one of the fags expecting everything to be some sort of EPIC MEME XD HAHA SO FUNNY, I'm just saying that wanting some speedrunning that is also entertaining, especially at something that is an "event" like this isn't that ridiculous of an ask.

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>FAPPY

the writing in this game is so bad

>>377823701
theres three and a half days left of runs though. not every run is going to be amazing either, they had to fill up 5 entire days with people who know they aren't going to get any promotion for their twitch channel or whatever.

>>377824723
>writing
who cares, all the contextual sync animations are the real cancer

>>377824723
The voice acting is fucking great though. Jack and Lucas especially.
>ZOEEEE
>GET YOUR ASS
>BACK TO THE HOUSE
>I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LAYTA

>>377825170
don't see how that's great voice acting but whatever

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>>377825080
>contextual sync animations

what are these

>>377825597
Memeword by youtubers like ludonarrative dissonance

He means unskippable cutscenes

>>377825597
for example when the game prompts you to press something "F to pay respects"
sync animations are just animations with synchronised actors/props etc taken out of the players control

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Im actually quite enjoying this run

>>377827273
those are big tiddies

>>377827273
Shame the game sucks

Every girl is ugly, and it pretends swearwords and little kids are scary (they are not)

>>377827273
same desu

shame it's just meme game now

>>377827273
jaysus

Wow this all sounds really boring.

>>377827273
nice bobs

ded event is ded.

>page 9

LMAO

GDQ wins

Grove Street?

Is there a tranny betting pool, because I want to put 20 on this guy becoming one in the next few years.