> best """""rpg"""""

>>377800485
At least you can do that to Syanna tho. I have no regrets of telling her that she's a big cunt and a manipulative snake.

>>377800485
I dont get why i hate this bitch so much, i feel my blood boil everytime i see that stupid smug face.

>>377800828
>I dont get why i love this women so much, i feel my heart throb everytime i see that lovely smug face

>>377800485
>can't tell tries that you'll finish what the battle of sodden did to her if she keeps trying to get her crusty puss fucked
you're right shit game

>>377800485
Post yen lewds of gtfo

>>377800485
Found the homosexual

> best """""rpg""""" of the century OMG 12/10
>can't have Geralt put his mouth all over Yen's body
OP is onto something here.

>>377800485
you're not playing as a 18 year old boy
you're ROLEPLAYING as another person

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>>377800485
OP is both a pleb and a fag

>>377801368
OP aint 18

>>377800691
>not fucking Syanna's brains out before you dump her dumb ass back onto her sister

I tried Witcher 2 and I didn't get very far, I just made it to the jailbreak past the first tutorial. I think the battle system just wasn't that interesting to me

What are the chances I can jump right into Witcher 3 and enjoy it? Is it a copy of 2 or does it feel like its own game?

>>377801436
>there are anon who think /v/ is younger than the permitted rules allow
I mean there might be a few fags like that but they usually end up getting banned for being obviously underage

>>377801505
it feels significantly different to witcher 2 but the basics are roughly the same.

>>377800485
Wouldn't call it terrible. More like slightly above mediocre. But here on /v/ those are fighting words

>>377801368
I like how you are creating big words to describe shit content

what game?

>>377801368
>roleplaying as a person made up by a writer
why the fuck do i get to make any choices then, obviously only one of them are canon to the character

either let me make any choices i want or dont let me make any choices, this middle of the road shit is infuriating and even worse than the "take away control from the player" segments in first person shooters

honestly desu yen is perfect and i want her to stomp on my cock and balls with her perfect heels. is that wrong? is that depraved? no it's what i deserve

>>377800828
I feel the exact same way about Triss. CDPR are the masters of waifus I think.

>>377802418
Mass Effect 2

>>377801528
bet you were 18 when you played those newground games right?

Reminder that Yen has neither tits nor ass.

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>>377800485
> tfw can't tell Trish to get fucking slammed on a cross everytime she opens her fucking cock hole for making the right decision for her.

They should force every dev at Bioware play 2 hours of Mass Effect Andromeda, then play Witcher 3.
Hopefully the shame that overcomes them either makes them commit suicide, or inspire them to make a good game

>>377804226
lmao your shit taste is speaking

you couldnt tell the good game to save your life because you are trash
witcher3 is objectively overrated piece of shit garbage get that in your skull inbred

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>/v/ unironically plays and likes casual normieshit now

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>not provoking her in Kaer Morhen

>>377804051
Don't do all of the girls, except Ciri and old women, have the same fucking body model?

And if we are talking about overall canon, citiation needed.

>>377805246
>game out for 2 years and is constantly shitposted to death here
>now
>unironically saying casual normieshit
No wonder you are a dirty weeb fedora trash, kys faggot

>Hurr why wouldn't the dude that still gets stutters like a 14 year old virgin from a bitch that put him off but also out several different times, say anything mean to her?

Their banter is the most you'll get, Geralt is pudding in that womans hands.

>>377800485
Geralt wants her snatch and can handle the banter, unlike you.

>tfw no Shani ending for B&W
Best love interest desu

>>377805246

/v/ was unashamedly enjoying "casual normieshit" games for long before you retards who unironically use the terms "normie" and "casual" had ever even heard of 4chan.

>>377805246
>now
>posting VNshit

You are extra new. Fuck off to /a/ you filthy low IQ casual.

>>377802431
You aren't playing your selfinsert or your own made up character, you are playing as the Geralt, whats so hard to get?
All your decisions are within the bounds of his personality, it never pretends to do anything else, if you don't like it fuck off and play Bethesta or WotC games or something.

>>377800828
Is jealousy anon. Jealousy that you'll never be able to get a woman as sexuality active and attractive as her. It's one of those I can't have her so she must be a birch thing.

>>377806521
why the fuck should I want to roleplay scripted pre-made character? you see how this doesnt make any sense? fuck youra dumb makes sense you like the witcher3

>>377807257
>Don't like things I don't like
>I have to selfinsert otherwise I can't be immersed

Fuck off

>its a the witcher thread
>ppl aren't posting lewds

What the fuck guys? You literally have one job

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>>377807257

Just stop anon you autism is showing

>>377805553
It changes nothing.

>>377808935
More like his subhuman, the way he types.

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>>377800485
i dont get why people like her so much honestly "shes purrrrrrty" yeah and a terrible person ethically,mentally and even to geralt? also barren wombspace

>can't fuck best girl

Yup, shit game.

>>377800485
>can't tell yenn "you stupid venomous bitch gtfo of my sight" every time you see her
Blame the Djinn magic. You would have known this if you played the fucking game.

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>>377801528
>mfw using 4chan since I was 12 and never got banned for underage

>>377805246
>being this new
embarrassing, lurk moar

>>377802431
>let me make any choices i want
name one game that does this, dorf fort doesn't count

>>377801528
>but they usually end up getting banned for being obviously underage
"no"

>>377800485
wow
wow
wow

You just don't speak about my wife like that Triss!

>forced sex scenes with Yen
This game could have been a masterpiece..

>Witcher 2
>manipulative lying bitch who fucked you over multiple times
>can make her fucking explode in a shower of gibs

>Witcher 3
>manipulative lying bitch who fucked you over multiple times
>can't do a thing to her because "MUH WAIFU"

>>377810174
brb need to buy a PS3 AND the witcher 2

>>377810174
>>377810380
That was Phillipa and not Yen you retards.

You don't even see Yen in 2, just Geralt asking everyone and everything if they know about her and what happened to her even if he fucked them five minutes ago.

>>377809395
If you played game yourself, you'd know that you can lift the curse

>>377810797
> That was Phillipa
you meant Sheala ofc

>>377810797
My point still stands you retard

Why is Triss so unbearably perfect?

>>377812473
Because she's not 500 years old ugly dwarf.

>>377805246
None likes Dragon Age