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Prove you don't ride Gaben's cock and post your top

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Prove you don't ride Gaben's cock and post your top 8 under 'playtime' without a Valve title in it.
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>>377700319
That list isn't really winning you any points, man.

I think the only Valve game I've bought is Portal, and that's not a long game.
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>tfw
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>Minecraft clone
>A bunch of Early Access Survival titles
>Buy more sharkcards goy

Even Pcbros have better tastes than you
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>>377700319
I'd rather ride Gaben's cock than play all that garbage holy shit
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>>377700319
Your 1,2,3,5 are cancer. Seriously you would be better off riding some cock.
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>>377700319
>hundreds of hours in early access open world survival crafting shitware
>not a cocksucker
This is gotta a bait thread.
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>>377700319
Factorio is the fidget spinner of gaming.
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>>377700319
>Autism: The List
One coupon for one free dolphin therapy session was sent to your hone address.
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Please no bully
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Top time played.
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>>377700843
Recent games.
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>>377700319
>PAYDAY 2 on that list
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I hate threads like these.
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What is wrong with sucking Gaben's dick?
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who the fuck plays valve games?
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>>377701159
How does someone spend 70 hours in Wildlife Park?
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>>377701320
I let the game run for a few of the achievements.
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>>377700319
you're the worst person on /v/, fuck off
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>>377700319
so this is the face of valve haters
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>>377701791
those games...
my nigga
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Am I doing this right?
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>>377702165
What's your Steam anon? It would be nice to make friends with similar tastes.
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>>377700319
Is this bait?
>garbage
>early access trash
>literal shite
>shit
>survival crafting #2012959
This one is good I'll give you that
>sharkcards and grinding
>shit
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why not post least played for a change
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>>377700319
Why do PCbroolds have such terrible taste in games?
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>>377700784
I have euro truck sim but I don't get it, what do you find fun about it?
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>>377700319
MGE me, casual.
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>>377702430
>>377702491
I like to farm resources and build things. This isn't a shitty thing to enjoy.
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>>377700843
post play time of classes
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>>377701791
casual
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>tfw not one person in the thread has a higher playtime than me
>im a girl
wtf lol boys are such casuals
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>>377702786
ok
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>>377702767
But there are so many other better ones that you could be playing
7 days to die is one of the worst gather games ever and Fortresscraft is a shitty version of modded minecraft or space engineers
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turned based rpgs are a hell of a drug
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>>377700319
>you don't ride Gaben's cock
you re already doing that by using steam pc gaming is a fucking joke no more physical relases whith that drm cuckold system
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I really like Magic Duels. A lot.
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>>377702512
Not him but it's very comfy to drive and deliver trailers especially at night when it's raining. I find it very Immersive.
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>>377700480
>>377701247
im glad im not the only one who wasted a shitton of hours on that retarded spacefarmer sim
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>>377703031
Fortresscraft has come a long way from even 6 months ago. Very much more in-depth than a year+ ago. With the FF DLC: coolest fucking game I've ever played.
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>>377703201
i still play it, but as a side game to my other slightly-less-shitty time sink games instead of sinking billions of hours in for no pay off
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>>377700319
honestly i havent touched tf2 or bl2 in a long ass time
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>Inb4 doturd
It is genuinely the best team-based multiplayer game currently available on Steam
Prove me wrong
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>>377700710
How do you get your number 2 to go above 15 FPS on choppy settings? I fucking built a 2400 dollar PC and it still only manages 40 in uncrowded areas.
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>>377703673
rocket league
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my hips are moving on their own, gaben-kun
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>>377703673
There's no need to prove mobatards wrong. It's an axiom: if they're playing mobas they're wrong.
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>>377700319
>top 3 played games all crafting memes
Whats it like being underage?
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>>377700319
But L4D2 is a best?
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>>377703420
>using the term cock carousel
>shit taste
checks out
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^_^
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>>377700902
>I desperately want to fit in: the post
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>>377700480
god tier taste my nigger
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I wouldn't even have steam if it wasn't because of some games being "steam only"
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>>377700319
easy, only quality here.
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waiting for the "why do u play TF2 ded game" hate train
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>>377702512
Comfy, nice for audiobooks-and lessons and relaxing
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>>377702439
Do you have ADHD or do you just buy games to farm cards?
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>>377706380
bundle games, demos, steam not recording when offline etc.
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>>377702726
>mains solly and scout
>thinks he's decent at the game
kek
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>>377700319
My most played game is Guild Wars but it has two Counter-Strike's beneath it.
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>>377700319
>I only play shitty early access open world survival crafting games
>Look at my superior taste!
fuck off lmao
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Forgot pic because I'm a braindead loser
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>>377701791
>that TiTS time

Either you're a real speedy fucker or quit as the game was heating up.
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>>377700319
Riding Gaben's cock may not even be that bad, desu. It's like sitting on a big warm bean bag with something going in your butt. I mean this in the straightest way possible, but I think I would enjoy riding Gabe's dick.
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>>377700906
it's been ok-ish 2 years ago
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>>377700319
>steam
You ride gaben's cock
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Exposed for the autist I truly am.
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>>377700319
I mostly play story games on Steam. Multiplayer games are either on console with friends, or with another platform due to the company who made it.
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Console pleb here. When I do play PC games...
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>>377705781
I thought /v/ipsters hated newly released games.
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Most hours are from way back, I play other games nowcurrently playing mount & blade warband and dungeon keeper 1fallout 4 IS SHIT
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since noone else does, i'll be the shitbag and rate everything
>>377700319
6/8
Too much Craft&survive

>>377700480
4/8
I wanted to give you more for DaS, but anything over 700h is autistic af. Especially in F2P games

>>377700710
7/8
solid, comfy and you have 1 or 2 friends you always play with

>>377700784
6/10
relaxing games, buddy

>>377700843
7/8
Immersive

>>377700902
2/3
propably 68 screens of 2B's ass

>>377701159
5/7
Wildlife park is hot shit

>>377701184
5/8
Not a Mount&Blade fan desu

>>377701247
8/9
Balanced, a little bit of everything

>>377701279
7/8
masochist, bonus points for planet coaster

>>377701791
Waifu/8
nothing else to say

>>377702272
8/8
are you artist or smth? very creative games

>>377702439
literally what/10

>>377703078
idk/1
propably good tho

>>377703109
2/3
is it really this good?

>>377703291
Gaben/7


>>377703616
7/8
>honestly i havent touched bl2 in a long ass time
5/8 fuck you

>>377703673
8/10
weird combo of indie and Wahammer

>>377703420
7/9
thefuck is smnc?

>>377705453
War sim/8

this is annoying i'll stop here
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>>377709019
Thank (You)!
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>>377700319
is factorio worth it? asking b/c its 'only $20 and considering getting it with sale stuff

>>377700902
pathetic.
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>>377700319
>First 5 are early access

You are so much worse than valvefags.
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>Dota 2
Played it lots back in 2013 and 2014, probably spent less than 100 hours in the past year
>TF2
Most of the playtime came from around 2012
>Payday 2
Played mostly around launch and before crimeshit
>F:NV
Technically spent around 200 hours offline
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>>377709258
>FortressCraft is EA
>Dungeon Defenders is EA

K.
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>>377709478
>Implying I care what your shitty tower defense and autism spinoffs are
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Can't do it. I put a thousand hours into TF2 and now I can never top that.
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>>377709194
That's rich coming from a literal autist.
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>>377709194
Factorio at $20 is us ripping them off. Game is awesome. Overwhelmingly Positive tells no lies.
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There we go lads, worst of all my account is over 10 years old, and that's all I have to show for it.
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>>377709615
Go back to /r/gaming, kiddo. Your flavor of the week games are old news.
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Do your worst
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>>377709802
4/10 games being decent beats a good chunk of this thread imo
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>>377710046
Garbage taste, never play video games on my planet again.
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>>377709850
How about you follow your own advice and go back to your fellow autistic retards on reddit instead?
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>>377710115
>yfw I'm playing video games RIGHT NOW
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>>377703691
I don't

I haven't played ToS in a while, all those hours are pre release and maybe a couple months after launch. Went into FFXIV and never looked back.
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>>377700319
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>>377709019
>SMNC
SMNC is one of the best games that is no more. It was release TF2 quality.
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Bully my taste
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>>377707354
I'm still playing it
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>>377710401
You fags and your Dark Souls bullshit.

>strike, strike, dodge-roll, dodge-roll, strike

I will never understand.
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I'm phoneposting so I can't post a screenshot with 8 games in it but I'll list them because I have nothing better to do.
>Warframe, 1,644hrs
>Skyrim, 420hrs
>Dead Rising 3, 123hrs
>Killing Floor, 102hrs
>Marvel Heroes 2016, 93hrs
>Team Fortress 2, 66hrs
>Saints Row: The Third, 65hrs
>Rocket League, 39hrs

Witcher 3 should be up there, probably above Dead Rising 3, but since I played it through the library sharing thing it doesn't show up.
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>>377705874
what about it is even god tier? it's definitely not the worst fallout of the series or assfaggots.
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So what is Trails in the Sky? I tend to ignore whatever /v/ memes about, but it looks like it might be good taste.
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>>377710738
>>Killing Floor, 102hrs
>Skyrim, 420hrs
I feel like you and I would be good friends
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top/bottom 8
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meh
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>>377709019
>8/8
>are you artist or smth? very creative games
Thanks bb
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>>377710985
Killing Floor is fucking great, I'd have more hours in it but my friend I played with got too busy. I'm not even real good at it it's just fun to play.
I can't even explain Skyrim, 420 seems high but at the same time somehow believable.

Post your Steam, we'll play KF
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>>377711074
who cares about bottom
>moba
into the trassh it goes, assfaggot normie
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>>377700319
>Ark survival devolved
>352 hours
remove yourself.
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shit
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>>377711383

1v1 me in lethal league i will destroy you
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I like rpgs
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>>377711291
>adding retards from steam
Nah fuck you. Go die
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>>377700319
>Prove you don't ride Gaben's cock
>still use Steam

Pick one fag.
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>>377711291
I have KF1 and all of it's dlc on another account, I only have the standard version on this accounthttp://steamcommunity.com/id/Mrcookiejar
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>>377711517
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>>377711074
Lethal League is stupid good
You should give it a shot
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Top 6
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>>377711669
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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>tfw 2
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>>377706082
state of degay is a piece of shit, please kys
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>>377712028
0/9
kobayashi-san is shit
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I haven't played BoI or TF2 in years but they still dominate my list unfortunately.
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>>377712248
its better than people give it credit for desu, i just started it and im liking it so far
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I have New Vegas as well but the hours don't apply in offline mode
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>>377700319
Ur a faggot, tf2 was fine before f2p.
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>>377712621
oh shit.
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>>377711517
I've seen some absurd hours in-game, usually multiplayer, but . . . you have something going on there in your brain that the mightiest of psychologists would shrug at.
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>>377700480
>dota
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>>377710818
It's a JRPG series that has a very slow pace. Lots of emphasis on character development and worldbuilding. Very charming series, has great atmosphere and ludicrous amounts of detail and flavor text. Only real problem is the slow pace and that the first game has lousy combat. The combat was improved a lot in later games but the series is so heavy on continuity that you can't skip games without missing a huge amount of the appeal.

It's a niche series but for a certain subset of people it's insanely good.
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>>377705874
>lol dude you played dark souls!? I'm a hardcore gamer too!
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>Prove you don't ride Gaben's cock and post your top 8 under 'playtime' without a Valve title in it

Most of the thread has valve titles in position 1 and not any game but the shitty ones. You should be ashamed.
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>>377713657
Most people who've had a steam account for longer than a year or two originally got it to play a valve game. I have TF2 at the top of my list because I used to love that game before it went F2P, then it turned to utter trash. Actually I'd argue it became trash at the scout update but it became completely unplayable after F2P
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I have riden his cock too much
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>>377713657
They should all be ashamed.
>over 40 hours in Dota: shame
>over 80 in TF2: guilt
>Spent $4+ on CSGO skins: kys.
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>>377713657
>Steam wasn't originally a drm scheme/marketplace for VALVE games.
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>>377700319
I played Valve games when they were cool.
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Not really a multiplayer kind of guy
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>>377701279
NL is that you?
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>>377700319
I actually play a lot on Origin and uPlay.
Also play a lot on consoles and portable consoles.
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>>377715715
So many wrong things in that pic and in that sentence, brb throwing up
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Guess Im just a filthy normie then.

I stopped playing TF2 2 years ago tho.
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Even tho i have 225$ knife i just pirate games cuz i aint spending 1/5 of my salary on a single game lol...
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>>377718256
You dont mind wasting your whole salary in a single knife tho, apparently.
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>>377715715
Classic Brazilian
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>>377718256
300 dollars a pay period? Man poor people are so pathetic
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>>377700319
Didn't quite make it. Played too much TF2.

Don't regret a minute spent on anything on my list except Warframe. That game is an MMO-tier timesink. Still fun though.

>tfw you miss old TF2
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>>377702439
Not counting the 60% of my library I haven't played.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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