>all these vidya bars popping up Is it finally acceptable

no, theme bars live on fads

this >>377699802
>tfw no Grape Escape drink, based on Ape Escape

Gaming has been mainstream for a long time now.

>>377699630

>go to vidya bar
>see cute girl sitting alone playing mariokart
>buy her a drink and play with her
>she's pretty bad but let her win
>keep buying her drinks
>dude comes up
>okay babe it's time to go
>thanks for the drinks, anon
>she kisses the guy and they leave together

I fucking hate women

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>>377699979
Never happened. Good story though.

>Go to vidya bar
>See cute girl sitting alone
>MMMHHHHH, she must be le cute, shy gmmr gurrrll
>Mmmmrrr, my kawaii virgin fantasy waifu has come to life
>Approach the lass
>Hello, are you le virgin gamer gurrrlll who wishes to play vidya with the only guy who could possibly understand you, my timid sugar plum who needs some man to acknowledge her nerdy habit in order to feel validated
>Her boyfriend comes over and kisses her
>YOU FUCKING SLUT! How dare you lead me on like that?! I was the one for you! We were destined to be together, bound by the red string of fate.
>I am a fat, virgin beta male who lives with my mother while you are a cute gammmrrraaa girl who likes playing Pokemon. I know we are destined for each other because we are both genuine nerds, adherents to geek culture!

>alien: inebriation
okay thats worth a chuckle

>>377699630
Embarrassing

>>377699630
I hope not

>>377699979
Yeah, damn women not offering you a blowjob for the cost of a drink. What a whore.

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>>377699979
Did he look like this?

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which dota would you drink?

>hid powerlevel since childhood because I didn't want to be seen as a permavirgin nerd
>hide powerlevel now because I don't want to be seen as a fucking faggot
funny how times change

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>>377699979
>buying women drinks

>>377700357
When you get to highschool let us know. Until then stay off 4chan.

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>>377700439
>>hid powerlevel since childhood because I didn't want to be seen as a permavirgin nerd
>>hide powerlevel now because I don't want to be seen as a fucking faggot
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Its always been acceptable to be a gamer if you are semi attractive and have the absolutely minimum of social skills. That counts the vast majority of /v/ out though. Just go to a regular bar goddamn not everything has to be about your hobbies

>>377699979
>go to vidya bar
>see cute girl sitting alone
>don't approach her because I already anticipate this kind of disappointing situation
Who /avoidant/ here

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The barcade where I live boasts itself as one of the largest in the country
It's a great place to chill with friends and meet more friends

>>377699630
>wanting to be a normie
It's like you actually want to be cucked.

>>377700540
The only way you're going to get laid is at knife point.

reminder gamer girls still like chads

>>377700357
I'm sure those drinks are overpriced, probably almost 20 a drink. If she wanted her own she should've brought them herself.
Buying someone a drink definitely implies they're interested.

>>377699630
I would rather just go to a normal bar and endure the normies than go to one of these places and be surrounded by personified autism.

>>377699630
>drinking in bars when I can get fucked up three times with a less than 15 USD vodka bottle
It's like you don't value money.

>>377700731
If someone gives you a drink it's not a social contract. You sound like a rapist. "She wanted me to fuck her, she drank two beers!"

>>377699630
Vidya bars in my area are mainly e-sports based. I wish there were more regular arcades.

>>377699630
Yes, but your understand of the word gamer is probably different from what normies think.

>>377700795
Why would you accept the drink if you didn't intended to follow through?

That makes you a cunt.

Metal Gear... Salad?

>>377700797
I've been to a bar with one of those arcade tables. Me and my friends sat around for hours drinking and playing the 20-30 or so games on there. Blew so much money though

>>377699630
me and my brother went to a barcade in chicago.
played some contra, tmnt, off road. had a few "hey i remember this game! it's... not very fun is it." moments, and left.

Any Ausfags remember the Manabar?
Fucking normie pit.

>>377700849
>Why would you accept the drink
Maybe she saw the dudes fedora figured he was "nice guy" like they all claim to be and not some weird creeper.

>>377700286
Savage.

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>>377699979
>see cute girl sitting alone playing mariokart
>she blue shells me
>stand and walk away autistically angry
>she says loudly "get gud faggot"
>people start laughing
>I go back to the car
>I start crying

I fucking hate women

>>377700997
>standard human courtship
>"weird creeper"
BEEP BOOP AM ROBOT
IF WANT SEX YOU BAD

>>377700997
There is a socially accepted connotation in accepting drinks from someone.

She abused his trust, betrayed the tacit social contract and behaved like a deep whore.
And I'm sure she was fucking wet from being that much of a cunt.

>>377699630

>All those pretentious, faggy cocktails

Not even sucking cocks can make you that gay.

>>377700990
You went to the manabar?

Why

>>377701084
>standard human courtship
>getting called a robot by a sperglord.

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>>377700716
reminder women in general still like chads

Arcade bars are superior. They're just regular bars except they have Galaga and shit.

There's a small bar with video and board games that popped up last year in my city. The video game events are mostly competitive Smash Bros, but whatever. It has the old Sega and Nintendo consoles, up to N64. It's not an arcade, so all the games are free. Though I wouldn't mind if they got and took coins for a couple classic arcade games, like Metal Slug or Silent Scope.

>>377700849

>anon, do you want free money with no strings attached?
>sure, I love free money!
>here you go
>thanks, anon, you're such a nice guy
>no problem, but please let me fuck you now
>no thanks, plus you never mentioned that you were looking for sex
>REEEEEEEEEEE, I GAVE YOU SOMETHING FOR FREE SO YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH ME

Fuck off, retard

>>377701162
Any with Time Crisis?

>>377701206
It's a tacit agreement well established within collective conscience.

She knew it.
Yet she accepted the drinks.

Making her a slut.

>>377701206
No food in the analogy: -1

>>377699630
>all shitty cocktails
Ew no, I'll just stick to my beer.

>>377701121
Went once with "friends", I remember as it was also when Duke Nukem Forever got released.
It was tiny as fuck, the drinks all tasted like goon and the beers they had were artisan poofter piss.
I don't stay for too long because there was no where to fucking stand or sit.

>>377701301
>go to subway
>give the artist a 10 dollar tip
>"Wow thanks"
>"Now make me a sandwhich"
>"No, this was a tip, not a purchase"
>"MAKE ME A SANDWICH REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
this is what you sound like

>>377700849
It makes you a bigger dumbass to offer free stuff to people demanding anything in return.

>go to vidya bar
>cute girl sitting alone
>she's looking at the menu wondering if every gaming bar has to have a drink menu that lists all the ingredients and has a portion map of the amounts
>looks over at the games from the 80's-90's
>half of them actually still work
>she has played none of them before and has no real interest in trying any now
>finishes her $7 "craft" beer
>her girlfriend comes back from the bathroom/"vape" break
>they leave and have hot lesbian sex at home

>>377701390
I'd buy the movie option for this

no
"gamer identity" is fucking stupid

>>377701389
>be american
>get shot
>lose consciousness
>an ER picks me up
>the hospital patches me up
>gives me food
>as I check out, they give me a bill
>LOL, I WON'T PAY FOR IT, UR BAD FOR NOT ASKIN FOR ANYTHING BEFORE GIVIN ME FREE STUFF, SUCKERS

This is literally you right now.

>>377701289

>guy pays the admission fee for talking to you at a bar
>accept and talk to him
>even though you have a bf, anon might be an upgrade
>after talking for a bit, realize he's a loser and stick with your bf

Pretty simple retard. The whole point of chatting someone up or going on a date is to see if both are romantically interested in each other. There's no guarantee that both parties want to continue

>>377701527
its just as fucking stupid as building your identity around your sexuality

>>377699979
>Not asking if she's there with someone in advance
You're a retard and she used you like a tool for free stuff. Yeah she's a cunt but you put yourself in this position.

>>377701530
>treating an "american" without first figuring out their insurance details
You're Canadian aren't ya?

>>377701530
>women accepting drinks is the same as emergency medical care
How about ugly, autistic anons don't assume they get free pussy just because they give someone a drink?

do people around you not play videogames? I mean sure /my/ parents dont, but all my siblings do (even though its normalfag trash like cod/fifa).
heck even my (trans)gf's parents play vidya.

I never had to hide that stuff, though I guess i've always had a good read on what kind of stuff to talk about with another person. Also, >current fucking year >still caring about what other people think of you

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>>377701206
social implications are a thing tho
would be fine if the girl went back home with you but it turns out she just she needs a place to sleep?

Insert Coins was a fucking sausage fest where you have to practically pay women to step foot in that place.

they also charge retardedly dumb dumb prices for a booth and guess what, the booth is the only way women will enjoy that place because everything is stand at an arcade machine or stand at the bar.

god fuck bars and fuck society. i hate these human games.

>>377701630
>How about ugly, autistic anons don't assume they get free pussy just because they give someone a drink?
It's not free pussy if I pay drinks to the cunt.

>>377701628
>"Hey, unconscious guy- what's your plan?"

Those drink names are painful to read.

>>377701657
>everything in life should be done for women
If you go to a barcade with the intention of finding anything but more chill male friends, you're retarded
It'd be like women going to the nail salon to meet men

>>377701656
You dump her ass on the curb in that situation. If they refuse to leave it becomes criminal trespass by which time your autistic screeching will have convinced her that sleeping under an overpass will be safer.

>>377701628
>treating an "american" without first figuring out their insurance details
Remember, I was shot by a nigger, so he took my wallet, therefore the hospital cannot figure out my insurance details.

>>377701701
>constantly referring to the woman as a cunt
Other than the woman already being taken, this right here is why you'll never get laid, anon
Fuck off back to /r9k/ where more socially inept virgins may sympathize with you

>>377701828
Let's be honest here, when you try to pick up women at a bar, you're looking for a cunt (and its bearer, since it doesn't come separately), not a woman.

>>377701770
Not having all relevant personal information tattooed on your ass to make it easier for Law Enforcement Officals and similar to figure out who you are.

You really are a fucking leaf.

>>377700357
Nice of you to project what you think that poster was actually thinking. Not everyone approaches someone expecting to fuck without question.

It's already annoying enough dealing with the attitude and entitlement of most people.

>>377701897
Keep on proving you won't get laid with your posts, anon
It's funny looking at such a train wreck of a human being make an even bigger fool of himself with each new sentence

>>377701740
what is a barcade? i thought i was going to a bar. not everyone knows everything and can predict the future like you can.
and your analogy is fucking horrible, why do retards respond to me?!??!! FUCK OFF.

>>377701965
Not an argument.

>cute new coworker at work
>talk to her
>she's really cool
>hang out with her
>uh-oh, she has a boyfriend
>fuck it, I'll show her how a real man treats a lady
>take her out a bunch of times paying for her
>buy her gifts
>one day she breaks up with her bf
>time to move in for the kill
>confess my love for her and ask her to be my gf
>she friendzones
>realize she used me
>demand she gives my gifts back and pay me back for all the times I took her out
>she refuses and spreads lies about me at work making me look like the bad guy
>become redpilled

Women are nothing but whores who will drain you for everything you have.

>>377700581
Not all of us fit in everywhere. Everything mostly caters to normie mainstream culture of nigger music, sportsball and UFC.

Can't even get a metal bar near me that isn't full of emo fags from highschool that seemed to never grow up.

>>377701975
>bar called "Insert Coins"
>I thought it was a normal bar!?!?
What?

>>377702052
Obviously fake, but I'll bite.

Trying to steal a woman from another man is low, anon.
I hope you get shanked by a meth-addict hobo and get AIDS.

>>377702052
Top falseflag, gimboid. You made it too obvious.

>>377702052
you sounds like a bitch ofc she friendzoned you

Women at gamer bars-
>50-60% - lesbian
>30% - already have boyfriend
>5-10% - flat out married
>0% - want anything to do with some random schmuck that walks up to them

>>377702052
You're being overly sensitive and unreasonable but you are correct women aren't worth time and you should look into a test tube baby if you want to rear a child.

Doesn't Randy Pitchfork has one? I saw him shill it on twitter

>>377702115
is there where you pretend you know what occurred in my life and then start goal post moving?

i was told i was going to a bar. the end.

What kind of extrovert casual meets people at a bar?

Fucking normies, get out.

>>377699630
its just on par with japan's logic, so many shit locations they need to spice it up/ make it look different and stand out from the rest

its the equivelant of the tumblr princess dying her hair purple to let everyone know what a unique snowflake she is

truth is that its just a shit bar, like that woman is just so average she needs to resort to drastic measures to get attention

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>>377701758
but that could make you look bad just like the drink scenario
>wow this creep decided that I have to fuck him just because I wanted to hangout, and then he kicked me out, shaking rn

I still chuckle from "Peach on the Beach" in the local Pad-Bar.

>>377700421
>Order 20 eclipses and clarity potions
>Start a selemene cult before the finals begin

Would totally do that

>high school
>I had to get a job to save up for a shitty car and have money to hang out and buy vidya
>had to go to college to get a good job just yo have a chance at getting a woman
>have to keep working hard to make enough to keep my gf happy
>my sister was pretty hot
>got free rides and had her boyfriends buy her stuff
>went to college
>interned at a hospital
>met and married a doctor
>she drops out and doesn't have to work

It's not fucking fair. I want to be a girl.

>>377702364
>that could make you look bad
To who? My neighbours or some random chick that I doubtless won't ever see again. Oh no, my life is in shambles now.

>>377702506
go trap or go home

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>>377702052
>muh resources
quality greentext tho

>>377702506
>I want to be a girl.
Being a girl is easy mode in today's society.
No wonder men do 80% of the suicides.

But yeah, tough luck, you're XY.

>>377701206
>no strings attached
Ruined your shitty analogy in the first sentence.

>>377702506
>I want to be a girl.
why just be a girl when you can be a little girl?

>>377702506
If you want hot girl, you need cash.
5/10 shy cutie that loves games would suck your dick if you are kind and at least 6/10

>>377700421
Why are American cocktails so fucking weak

>>377703187
Cause the majority of Americans have no alcohol tolerance.

>>377703187
because everything alcohol that tastes good is catered to women

>>377703187
Because you're basing this fact on a list of 6 girly drinks on the menu for a Video Game championship?

god "game related bars" are so boring... either have an arcade with fighting games and good games (with drinks) or just don't have anything.. idk, it's just dumb imo

>>377703413
why appeal to nerds when you can cater to normies who think theyre nerds and make more shekels?

>>377700357
they should tho

does this bitch think im buying her drinks becuase she's interesting? nah, i wanna shove my fuckpipe in her meatholes and if shes not down for the struggle then get the fuck out my face

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>blackcurrent ops
>blackberry jam

>>377703484
i mean yeah that's the deal, but idk why they wouldn't just go to a normal bar then lol..

like, i remember going to a "barcraft" for sc2 back in like 2010 which was basically just a bar with themed drinks during a starcraft tourny for people to watch the games.. which was actually PACKED with people who are "gamers" (i would assume you wouldn't find normies watching sc2), but they still had themed drinks like that.. "baneling bomb" instead of jagerbomb etc

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>>377703187
>obsessing
I know you guys claim to not be obsessed, but it's hard to believe that when there was a thread a week ago where Euros were literally arguing over American toilets.

>>377700412
underrated

>>377703615
>i mean yeah that's the deal, but idk why they wouldn't just go to a normal bar then lol..
because being a gamer is "hip" now
give it a few years to die like the cancer it is

look at gangam style or harlem shake

>>377703187
Euro cocktails aren't anything to write home about.
t. aussie who went to the uk for a trip

>>377703764
Irish cocktails are nice. It's just a potato in a glass of Guinness. You get a drink and a meal in one.

>>377700286
an thus a new copy pasta was born

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>>377701378
>artist

>>377703701
i'm 25 and i don't know a single non-asian girl that plays games (mostly from gamer friends that have gfs)

>>377703649
>has a collage of shit about europe
>talks about other people being obsessed
lmao

>>377701594
Correct. Or almost any other singular facet of your personality. Did you think this was some witty comeback?

>>377703764
brits couldn't make a decent drink to save their lives

>>377702183
Women at gamer bars-
>100% desperate landwhales who know that a gamer bar is the only place they'll find men with low enough standards

>>377703943
Their title is "Sandwich Artist" it would be rude to not refer to them as such

>>377700795
>>377700997
>>377701389
how do you not know that? girls who take drinks from strangers are whores, even if they don't fuck those dudes everybody will think you are such a cheap whore anyway.

>>377699630
>Assassin's Mead
>contains no mead or honey

>BlackCurrent Ops
>contains no black current

>Metal Gear Salad
>is a drink

>>377701206
It's more like offering someone dinner, them accepting, only for them to be picked up by their boyfriend afterwards. It's not like she owes you anything, but she's still clearly taking advantage of someone who wanted more than just friendship. She should have just said, right off the bat, "Oh, yeah, I'm here with my boyfriend."

>>377699979
>approached girl at a bar
>didn't ask if she was single
>got mad when she wasn't

It's your fault, don't get mad at a woman for taking your offer on drinks and playing Mario kart with you.

Not like it never happened anyway.

>>377699979
>ask a girl "what are you drinking"?
>what are you buying
>so you're an abstinent then, peculiar choice of a venue
>buys me a drink instead
Try not to be a beta fag

>>377703764
Went to weak places of Europe then. In Croatia and Montenegro I was getting cocktails with 4-6 shots for like 5AUD

Was pretty gr8 m8

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>>377704126
>he actually thinks this

>>377703649
Why is Stephen Fry there, as if he's a bad thing?

>>377699630

No, gamers are just another consumer base.

>>377699630
it should've been Fan-TEA-sy

>>377704268
>>377704298
Women are never single. Past 14 there's no such thing as a single woman. If they are single it's because not only are they unpleasant to be around (which all women are once your virginal attitude wears off of how "cool" it is to get to spend time with a girl), but they aren't even worth it to fake enjoying time with them to put your penis in.

>>377699979
even if this were true that's what you get for beta orbiting you faggot

>>377704323
i don't think he's wrong

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>>377704323
>weeb with his imaginary generic animu women
As if you know any better than that anon

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>>377704589
>if any woman is single past 14 it's because they're ugly and gross
>says the ugly, gross virgin at age 25+ calling women whores

>>377704639
then you've obviously never been to one

>>377704993
If you've been to one, then that certainly means you're qualified to talk about what kind of women show up i suppose.

However, it also lets everyone in this thread know that you're an immense faggot

>>377704781
He's not entirely wrong though

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>>377704993
>ugh have you ever SEEN the women there?
>such ugly and desperate landwhales, I tell ya
>an alpha male such as myself would never touch those gross walking vaginas

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>>377705158

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>>377705059
If you say so.
>>377705158
My point was basically the complete opposite.

>>377700286
>>377700357
>>377701206
day of the rape soon

>>377699630
what boring, lame cocktails. is the bar staffed by a high schooler?

>>377700849
>Why would you accept the drink if you didn't intended to follow through?
Because I want a drink? Jesus Christ. There's a popular Soviet saying: "When they offer - take. When they beat - run away". Fuck off with your double standards, ancap faggot.

>>377706904
She knew why she was getting offered drinks.
The polite thing to say is "yeah sure but you do know I have a BF, right?" and if the dudes still wants to follow through, sure.

But no, she lied by omission.
She knew why he paid her drinks.
Yet she pretended to not understand, taking the gifts and being a total whore.

>>377700716
Reminder that gamer girls are a myth, while girls that occasionally play videogames are quite common.

>>377707310
>The polite thing to say is "I know the only reason you'd buy a drink for someone is to get sex in return so don't get your hopes up you loser".
That's not polite, it's assuming the worst about someone.

>>377707352
How stupid are you?
You do know there is real gamer girls, but waaay less common than dudes. That's all.

>>377707310
>total whore.
Can you formulate a non-emotional argument, or is that beyond the scope of your cognitive abilities? I can make up unwritten rules on the go, too.

>>377700412
YES