*Kicks down your door* So I heard you plan to skip the Bethesda

I am pretty sure I locked my door, Todd.
How did you get in?

Todd, I have work. I need to pay the bills.

convince me todd. My asshole is ready

>>377684185
Hate newspapers

Todd please leave I'm trying to get some sleep

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>>377684185
Todd, what are you even standing on?

>>377684185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPHJgkdEgUM

S-sorry Todd, I spent all my money on Bethesda games.

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>>377684185
>"kicks down your door"

>>377684239
>"How did you get in?"

Gee, I have no fucking idea.

I'm sorry, Toddy. I haven't slept yet because when i was almost sleeping i opened my eyes and saw a black spider rotating in the air. Of course, the spider wasn't real. It was just another hallucination.

I'll see your conference, Todd. You have been a good friend and you deserve all my attention.

>>377684354
his pile of sales commision money

>>377684542
I hate when this happens.

would you fuck off already? i'm not buying skyrim again.

>>377684185
>American "doors"

Because I want to watch it later on YouTube, multiple times, in glorious HD, as all quality Bethesda titles ought to be played.

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>>377684465

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I already bought Fallout 4 and Skyrim SE used, so you won't see any of the money to get your heightening surgery, you stupid manlet, so I don't need to come, as I'll know anyway about the next game you're making which I will buy used as well, as any of the new games are found in used games within the first week of release

>>377684185
>TFW Doom 2016 was amazing
>TFW Dishonored 2 was amazing
>TFW Prey was amazing
>TFW Fallout 4 was a major disappointment even by Bethesda game standards and is still an unloved husk of a game

Pete needs to have some words with you, Todd. Zenimax is knocking it out of the park as a publisher but you're dropping the ball as a developer.

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>>377684354
>tfw you're taller than Kojima

>>377684185
Can someone answer me this question?

Is Todd Howard aware of his unintentional meme about him? I wonder what he thinks about it?

>>377685140
>implying Todd himself isn't behind most of the Toddposting

>>377684185

Nah it's cool Todd I just pirate the games as they come out

>>377685140
>unintentional meme
Todd has transcended his biological body and is capable of entering the Internet so he can come to 4chan to convince anons to buy his game
He needs the money to build an android of his original body, but taller.

>>377684185
Please Todd I've bought every Bethesda tm release since you joined the company... what else must I do?

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>>377685123
>tfw Todd is just the moneyman
>he will never be allowed to make the game of his dreams because he's too good at appealing to normies

>>377684185
Im just hide somewhere ladder access is required, then they Bethesda cant get to me

>>377685374
They may be true, because Dishonored 2 and Prey both look like they sold pretty poorly, and Doom might've been a fluke given how many people shitpost it now. They'll need Todd to take one for the team and release some garbage that sells well. We always thought Todd was the dreamboy rapist, but it turns out he was the dreamboy all along.

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Show me your receipt, nice and easy.

>>377686172
I-I digitally downloaded it

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>>377685234


Then I'll just pirate.. your LIFE!!

>>377684185
If only you show us TESVI

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>>377686646


Let me see your total hours played in Skyrim and then we will talk.

Better be over 200 hours.

>>377687385
Probably 2k hours on pirate seas but 20hrs after super sales on steam.

I have never played an elder scrolls or fallout game and have no intent to do so

>>377686380
I'll pirate your height, Manlytears's son

Todd please, I've bought over 200 copies of Skyrim and FO4. Every day you tell me to buy more. When will you be satisfied.

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>>377685125
>Taller than a jap
>Proud

>>377684185
Yeah, using that time to pirate Skyrim

Fuck off toddyboi

>>377684185
>Kicks down my door
>Door is still clearly attached to the hinges
Do his lies know no limits?

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>>377684354
F U S I O N

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get the fuck out of my god damned house

but Todd, I don't even like any Bethesda games and the conference is at 3 am.

>>377687902
Behold! The ultimate hack!

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Buy them, mortals.

hey todd I can't wait for the conference buddy also will you ever release a morrowind remake and use a better engine thanks todd hope you had a good day,,

>>377684239
You see that dumbfuck's living room, off in the distance?

You can go there.

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That's a legitimate copy I'm seeing right?

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Stranger danger, stab the intruder!

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>>377689870
Calm down Anon, open the door and I can show you where to buy my game

>>377684185
>todd
>kicking down anything

don't think so tim

>>377684185
dear mister todde,

MORROWIND

sincerelu regards,
fug

>>377689982
Stop yanking the dogflap, you'll break it.

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>>377684185
Come and get me Todd, I'm only at the top of this ladder.

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>>377690109
Don't make me ask twice anon I just want to know if you bought my games

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>>377690138
Be careful goy, you could fall and break your neck.

>>377690291
Louder, I can't bend down because of my regal circumference.

>>377690507
Good job, fatty.

>>377690607
What, thank you. Look for more Steam sales in the future!

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>>377690507
SHOW ME YOUR STEAM LIBRARY FATTY IF YOU CAN AFFORD KFC YOU CAN AFFORD MY GAMES

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>>377685140
He is a busy man, there isn't any time for me to browse memes

*visits 4chan*
*clicks /b/*
*lands on /v/ somehow*
*accepts that fact*
*sees this thread*
*laughs about the originality in the OP*
*applauds*
*clicks thread*
*burps*

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sup nerds, heard somebody around here pirated Fallout® 4, who was it?

>>377692491
Me

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>>377692508
PREPARE TO GET FUCKING DESTROYED KID
YOU'RE DEAD

>>377687385
What if I have 10 hr sessions from 20 different copies I purchased?

aren't all doors in USA made out of cardboard? lol

Oh don't worry Todd I bought Fallout NV

>>377691741
>toddposting
>originality

>>377691293
WHAT, PIRACY? SURE, LEMME JUST PULL THIS LEVEL TO START UP MY ARRAY OF 2056 DIAL-UP MODEMS

LISTEN TO THAT NOISE IT IS THE WHALE SONG OF FREEDOM BEING UPLOADED

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>>377684185
DAAAAD GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING BREATH OF THE WILD

>get into quake closed beta
>bethesda has its own launcher

WTF

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>>377693045

>>377692748
wat

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>Player freedom remains our absolute number one goal.
What did he mean by this?

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>>377684185
Having a nice time on your camping holiday?
Good for you! But I should warn you about this little bug problem in the area. Best head on over to the Bethesda conference, or who knows what might happen!

>>377695092
that he doesn't wanna make movies like Square (nowadays) or Gay Dick Projekt Cuck but GAMES focucsing on GAMEPLAY and not loud ass cutscenes.

>>377695275
Don't worry Todd, I've played skyrim so I have a lot of experience with bugs

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Sorry to pull you over sir, but our records show you still haven't upgraded to Skyrim: Enhanced Edition.

Just show us your Steam key and you can be on your way

>>377685123
>Morrowind was great
>Oblivion was great
>Skyrim was great
>Fallout 3 was great
>Fallout 4 was meh

Todd's got a pretty good track record as a developer. I'll be interested in seeing what he does with Starfield

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>>377695698
Starfield isn't officially ours. Remov this

>>377695092
Giving them the freedom to make a better game by making the biggest, saddest and buggiest mess they can without much effort or financial investment, first and foremost.

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Answer the phone anon

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>>377695407

>>377695698
>Todd's got a pretty good track record as a developer.
In _your_ opinion; but a lot of people have divergent ones, and they deviate more and more then further you go down that list.

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uh GAbe Newell here, massive discounts on Fallout 4 right now even if there wasnt you should buy it anyway its the Half-Life 3 you deserve!

>>377696018
Thanks santa

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>>377696018
Already bought it.
I pirated all the dlc tho

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>>377684185
>implying todd knows shit about doors

Why is there only fps garbage on the catalog?
What happened?

>>377696437
Habeeb it

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>>377695092
Freedom to play more great Bethesda games

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>>377684185
"Kicking down people's door Todd?" "If you keep this up no one going to your conference."

I fucking love Todd posting. My daily dose of snicker.

>>377684185
I wouldnt do that Todd, I got 'Bad Ass' Randy Pitchford in here with a gun on me because I didnt buy his overwatch clone.

>>377685140
He probably does. Pete Hines mentioned the escalatinly angry Todd meme at a conference.

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Ok you pieces of shit, i got enough, you give me a reason why you don't own Skyrim or ill blow this Board to kingdom come

>>377697005
Do it, Todd. This board is shit anyway.
And so is your game

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>>377697083
D-Don't tempt me anon! I'll do it! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!! JUST BUY MY GAME!

>>377685140
You fags can't keep your shit to yourselves, so probably. I bet someone from here emails him a new Todd meme every day.

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>>377697005
>>377697156
JUST DO IT

If /pol/ memed his guy to president, do you think we can meme Todd into being a Senator? He is good at speech after fall.

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>>377697156
What >>377697083 said Todd, fire away.

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>>377697431
>>377697345
JUST FUCKING BUY IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You're next, kid.

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Ring
Ring

Is there anyone out there that can stop this man???

>>377684185
I am looking forward to Skyrim 2 Dovahkin Bogaloo. So no reason to worry Todd. I'll pirate it when it will be properly moddable.

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>>377698191
boop.

>>377684185
i'm going to watch it in a few months when some of the bugs are fixed in a fan mod

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>>377684185
Sorry, i'm too busy playing the game that you and everyone else copied.

Todd, mate. I can't afford to go to E3 this year. I already bought DOOM with all the DLC last week. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to miss out on this one big guy.

>>377698764
thanks doc

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>>377684185
I work at a grocery store in South East Minnesota, i support my child and my parents at $9.00 how in the heck am I supposed to make it to whatever game conference you're blabbering about? Get outta my face before I call the cops you midget.

>>377696890
>Pete Hines mentioned the escalatinly angry Todd meme at a conference.

Are you serious?

>>377692491
>todd kamoshida

Yo wtf Todd
How I'm gonna buy your games if I have to fix the door?

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>>377699216
I-I'll fix it, I promise! Just please, god, buy my fucking game.

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>>377684185
get the fuck out of my house

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>>377699138

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So you think they'll reveal TES VI at E3 this year?

how disappointing will it be?

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WHY DIDN"T YOU BUY GAME ANON

>>377699138
You don't NEED that kid anon

>>377684185
>*action*
Fuck off reddit.

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>>377684354

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>>377699756
Maybe he was busy exploring an infinite number of completely unique planets anon.

>>377699863
*Pats your head*
You'll learn one day son

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>>377691293
s-see i bought them!

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>>377700991


>Not installed

>>377684185
Goddamnit Todd I'm trying to sleep and you're paying for the door you fucking goblin.

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>>377684185
Funny you should show up, I just happen to be installing Fallout 4!

It's a pirated version with every single DLC.

>>377699863
-grabs him by the throat-
back the fuck off?!?!!?

>>377698553
heh
your loss kiddo

>>377701050
B-but i have only 200h in New Vegas and 400h in F4, plz mercy toddsan

>>377687806
>Being proud of height like it's a personal accomplishment
Lmao lankies

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>>377700991
and the DLCs anon. I don't want to do this