You seem to be very skilled in the shitposting arts. Your bait

>I want you to tell me only the important details.

>...And then I went to the batting cages and then I ate a big hamburger and then I went to the flower shop and I met this pretty lady and assembled her bouquet and then I went home and made some coffee and stopped by the laundromat and called my homeroom teacher over and we spooned

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>>377676752
>Sae doesn't charge Kawakami with staturory rape despite Joker going into detail about their relationship

>>377676839
>Sae doesn't get jealous that he fucked all the other cakes but not her and starts coming on to him in the interrogation room

>>377676409
>Warns you that she doesn't have long to interrogate you
>Proceeds to sit there and interrogate Joker for 70 hours straight

>>377677234
Why did Atlus made the best cake unromanceable
I want to turn this careerwoman into a loving mother

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>>377677702
But they did make the best one romanceable.

I hope P6 is all cakes.

>"we don't have much time so tell me quickly"
>if you take out all the time of just running around dungeons, Joker is still talking for like 40 hours nonstop

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>>377676409

>When she assumes you had to have known a fucking fortune teller

>>377677840
>>377676839
>>377676752
>>377677412
He's not telling her every single detail you spergs.

Do you also think he's using the real names of the people he's with?

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>>377676409
Despite being constantly on the move as Phantom Thieves - and being their leader, at that - you seem very well-rested. TELL ME, WHO PUT YOU TO BED!?

>>377678080

IIRC it's a bit better than that, she says you seem to have gotten very lucky though the cases, but luck won't help you now.

>>377677702

She's clearly lusting for you by the end of the game, which is pretty funny if you're dating Makoto. Still, I refuse to believe a Harem!Joker wouldn't have taken her to bed after the story ends.

>Unf... your... oh... your anal technique is... exquisite... who taught you?!

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>>377677778
>when you realise it's not a smug smile, it's a wayward hair

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>>377678169

>So after Becky came over, I got some drugs from Plague and helped out No-Good talk to some people before getting marksmanahip lessons from Smoked-kun.

reminder that all protagonists are psychopaths who only want bonus exp

>>377678814
I keep mistaking it for a mustache

>>377678814
fuck

>>377678894
P4 MC was a legit player
P3 MC was explicitly a depressed loner that made friends because Igor told him to

>>377678894
>calling miss positivity a psychopath

>>377679570
Don't you know, anon? Persona started at 3, just like Fallout.

>>377676409
Surely, to succeed as you did, you must have uncovered many written clues in various media.

Let me cut to the chase--who taught you how to read?!

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>>377680230

>Let me change the question

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>>377680454
>You can't have expected to end your exploits after a single year. You likely planned to pass on your knowledge to an heir.
>I want the truth -- who is bearing your children?!

>>377680574
>your sister

>>377680574
I'm fucking your sister

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>>377680767
>>377681071

>my condolences

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495003449882.webm