Chris Chan is back with brand-new Sonichu. He livestreamed the

What is the S for?

>>377599951
Nobody knows, but I'm sure she will explain.

>>377599951
slut

How does he explain the cure for homosexuality?

>>377599951
Straight, Chris said it on his Twitter.

>>377599951
sonichu

>>377600337
>even plain old normal people are part of the LGBTSJHKJDHJBKBJEBWFOIHFDSM,VCBCXM movement

>>377600337
So Chris-chan is now more inclusive than the actual LGBTBBQ community?

>>377599887
so is that sonichu's trans sister or something? also 10 bucks that Rosechu is now a lesbian with that tranny.

>>377599951

Super

>>377599951
Hope

>>377600475
Not really, gays are still disgusting for him

>>377600497

That's his son. Rosechu isn't a lesbian but her and Sonichu's daughters probably is.

>>377599887
This must be the /v/ culture I've heard so much about

>>377599951
Sonichu

>>377600337
if you include straight people in the club that literally describes itself as the "non straight" people, doesn't that make it everybody? Who can't qualify as a member of slgbtq? robots?

>>377600624
It's funny that /v/ will mock Christine, when they are exactly the same degenerate, sissy trap-loving, AGP individuals that she is.

>>377600597
I meant the one standing next to Rosechu.

Kinda tempted to sign him up to a Trump news letter to get some funny videos again. He's just a boring tumblrite with autism now

>>377600751
>she

Shitty projection post invalidated

>>377600748
This is Chris you're dealing with, don't try applying logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krVhFfD7mw

File: Screenshot_20170521-090550.png (514KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 1440x2560px

>>377599951

>>377600748
It's more progressive to include everyone because people shouldn't be circlejerking due to shared sexualities anyway

>>377599887
>y'all

>>377601039
He lives in Virginia, it's standard speech here.

File: 218.png (697KB, 880x1155px) Image search: [Google]

697KB, 880x1155px

>>377599887
>years ago chris chan disliked gays and non-whites
>now he's gay and wants to be non-white
maybe poltards can take a lesson from him

>>377599887
I'm dying

>>377601120

maybe in western virginia

I like that he first demanded 10k a month to start drawing again but now that he and Barbs are running out of money, he desperately forces himself to draw again in the hopes of getting more money.

>>377601193
Fuck off if you're from NOVA.

File: 1356978332536.png (216KB, 393x391px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 393x391px

>>377600337

>a total autist include straight because he knows it's the right thing to do

File: 1495209892802.png (408KB, 854x579px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 854x579px

>someone actually bought the sonic totem for 1500 dollary-doos

It still baffles me.

>>377599887
Hasnt he been drawing this shit for years? How come it looks exactly the same as it did since its first iteration? Is he incapable of learning? I mean i know he's a diagnosed retard but /ic/ must be rolling

>>377599951
I've heard Chris thrown in "Snowflake" in the ever expanding variants of LGBT acronym.

>>377601193
get out of my state faggot
and take CWC with you

>>377600589
That's funny

>>377601363
Aussies always have to find new and innovative ways to up their shitposting game.

>>377601141
Get with the times gramps, /pol/ now loves based blacks and the cool gays like Milo

>>377600748
Asexuals, maybe?

>>377601338
I thought it was because straight people are the biggest faggots of them all.

>>377601534
He doesnt draw often enough to improve nor does he do much preparing like sketches.His grip is also hindering his already stagnating skills and due to his ego believes that he does everything perfectly on the first try.Watch his latest video and youll understand.

They add a new letter every couple of years to keep it fresh. High Functioning Chris is actually funny as shit.

>>377601141
CWC noob detected.

He still hates gay men, and he's always claimed to be a Cherokee Native American, not white. He just didn't want to fuck a non-white woman.

File: 137.jpg (101KB, 686x582px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 686x582px

>>377602169
Did I imply gay men, retard?

>>377599887
>draw the same exact shit for 25 years with NO IMPROVEMENT

How is that even possible?

I thought he died of sepsis

>>377602297
Charles Schultz got away with it.

>>377601338
He still barely tolerate gays and hate men now but that would be funny if he was indeed better than most actual LGBT here.

>>377602263
Yes, you said he disliked gays and non-whites, and that now he's gay. Not true.

>>377602297
This

All this years drawing shit and its exactly the same shit

>>377599887
Is the blue-haired woman in the middle supposed to be him?

>>377602297
>>377602373
Autism.

>>377602347
His style was good and changing it wouldn't be a good idea when you are such a brand.

>>377601141
He always claimed to be a prairie nigger, and always hated all men but especially gay men but loved lesbians.

Aside of the fact that now he claims to be a lesbian woman himself, none of that has changed. If anything he seems to hate men more now.

File: screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-05-21 01-50-07.png (88KB, 491x534px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 491x534px

>>377599887
>>377599951

>>377602623
Wait, then what the fuck is the point of the acronym in the first place? Why don't you just say EVERYONE if you're going to include literally every identity out there?

>>377602347
But the style of the Peanuts changed a lot since its inception

>>377602731
I've always wondered why Tumblr types don't just say "non-straight" instead of having a 30 letter label that keeps getting longer.

Chris is an autist so he has an excuse.

>>377602438
Yeah, note the heterochromia.

>>377599887
>he wrote an F instead of an O for "any of" and scribbled over it

this is funnier than the drawing

File: 1361931256972.jpg (131KB, 434x572px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 434x572px

>>377600337
>>377599951
>>377600989
>CWC trolling the LGBT community
I want this

>>377602840
Calling it non-straight would either imply straight as normal and everyone else as abnormal, or just flatly look like it's discriminating against straight.

Plus that would let people who claim pedophilia or rape as sexual preferences an in to join in.

>>377602623
Including straight people and not demonizing them leaves Chris looking honestly more reasonable than the usual SJW LGBBQT tranny

>>377599887
His drawing skills just don't improve

>>377603026
>imply straight as normal and everyone else as abnormal
But this is true.

>>377604175
Everything that is not the norm is abnormal by definition but most people tend to think abnormal = bad so obviously the LGBT are avoiding it.

>>377601901
>Get with the times gramps, /pol/ now loves based blacks and the cool gays like Milo
Gas yourself degenerate. Those are just redditfags shitting up /pol/

Where's the video games?

>>377604506
CWC is an important part of /v/'s culture.

File: 4chan traffic.jpg (41KB, 817x342px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 817x342px

>>377604443
You mean, 90% of /pol/?

File: 1492630826303.png (947B, 416x454px) Image search: [Google]

947B, 416x454px

What the hell does queer even mean? ive heard and said it all my life but I never really got it. My friend told me it meant not straight but isn't that the literal definition of being a homo which is already included in LGBT because of lesbian and gay

>>377604709

when you're not actually gay but are too much of a snowflake to be called straight

>>377602438
I'll never fucking get over how he draws himself as a svelte woman, like he has no idea that he's actually shaped like a potato and is 1/4 bald

>>377602623
Did a literal retard just invent a brand new way to troll liberals?

File: madeleine.png (89KB, 314x259px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 314x259px

>>377605108
holy kekeroony

>>377599887
Does having autism prevents you from drawing good? Because this is still toddler levels of drawing skills. If you can even call that skills at all.

>>377605520
>i'm too retarded to appreciate art

>>377604709
I've always thought of Queer and Camp as acting gay but not actually being gay. Like the old Batman villains from the 60s

>>377602623
LMAO lets push this and watch the left eat itself alive

VIDEO GAMES

>>377599951
Straight (women)

>>377601363
>>377601810
Some oldfag probably had compassion with a broken and lost soul that provided him entertainment in his dark teenage years

>Literal retard is more progressive than most SJWLGBTQWTFBBQs
Like pottery

>>377605520

Because Chris doesn't really consider quality anyways. Notice how even though he makes comics he doesn't have a creator's perspective at all. He doesn't use words like 'improve' or 'better', or judge something for it's quality. The only problem Chris has with anything is if it's got some bizarre technical foul like blue arms or something that makes it not canon to him.

Just look at his PSN and lego wall. He doesn't know that things can be good or bad, better or worse. Remember, Chris actually believed Sonichu was an instant hit and that it had a sincere worldwide following, almost immediately when he put his first comics up. Chris has no standards or idea of worth. He doesn't even know that his work could be bad.

>>377605520
Not really, Chris just has an enormous ego and a lifetime of being coddled has rendered him deaf to criticism.

File: IMG_8536.gif (326KB, 500x269px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 500x269px

>will never get another comic of Chris violently executing people he stole a character from
>we will never see another comic of Chris going on a mass killing spree and a forced sterlization of homosexuals

Those were the good old days.

>>377602623
>tfw a literal austist is ten thousand times more reasonable and better than SJWs and Tumblr combined

>>377606839
I remember during one of the calls with Alec he thought his birthday should be of equal or greater importance then Mexico Flag Day.

>>377604709
Queer is a blanket term for everything that doesn't fall under L G B or T but still isn't straight. Its a catchall to prevent an overlu lng acronym

>>377606882
No they weren't you fag, they were forced out by trolls pushing Chris to the limit and they resulted in his complete burn out. The comics where trolls didn't try to interfere with everything and it was just Chris retelling times of his IRL tard rages with Sonichu inserted were the best

>>377601271
Good old capitalism will bring our boy back

>>377599951
On my planet, it means "hope"

>>377604709
Used to just be a derogatory term for gays, but now it more or less means "I dunno but not straight"

>>377607098
Are you seriously trying to tell me that some comic about how a mall cop told him he couldn't solicit sex in the mall is better then him destroying a building killing hundreds of people only because they made a site making fun of him? Besides the whole forced sterlization of homosexuals wasn't even because of trolls. People asked him legit questions of why he hated homosexuals instead of giving the bullshit "just because" answer he always gives.

You know it'd really get him mad if you insinuated that him making the G in SLGBTQ yellow was him implying that sonichu is gay.

Since the red one is straight the one wearing blue is 'trans' and presumably the pruple one is 'Q'.

Just throwing that out there.

>>377607379

Yeah the mall cop, Mary Lee Walsh and Graduon stuff comics are uniquely hilarious in that it's truly the everyday delusions and projections of a completely clueless idiot who lives in his own head. The troll stuff is also great but that was a different flavor of internet rage, unlike the down to earth slice of life daily diary original Sonichu was. Original Sonichu was just Chris accidentally telling the most hilarious embarrassing real story about himself, the troll arc was all just him blowing up usernames he hated.

File: WhereAreTheDongs.gif (865KB, 370x281px) Image search: [Google]

865KB, 370x281px

>>377599887

Nigga why the fuck does his new art look exactly as awful as his first issues? Hasn't he been doing this for a decade by now?

>>377599887
why does /v/ follow this fruitcake?

>>377607838

he's been out of it for a long time

>>377599887
true art

File: image.jpg (114KB, 576x560px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 576x560px

>it's a CWCville suddenly shuts down all its gay concentration camps under Chris' orders and suddenly expects its victims to start having fun and not depose him episode

Someone dump the previous sonichu comics here or on imgur please.

>>377600751

Yeah but we like traps that pass, not balding men autistic men that are feminine in name-only. You wouldn't catch me being interested in a real women that looked like Chris, let alone a tranny.

>>377607030
But everything besides straight and asexual DOES fall under those letters

File: IMG_8185.jpg (1MB, 2268x3024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2268x3024px

>>377607737
I won't argue that the stuff he drew with no troll intervention is hilarious but when you see some of the things that switched in Chris head post ED discovery are even more hilarious. His constant use of the comic to portray him as STRAIGHT were hilarious. Then you add the Asperchu saga and him stealing Simonchu by making Simonla. I mean the results of the post Simonla death even shocked the trolls.

File: 1481098.png (875KB, 1259x657px) Image search: [Google]

875KB, 1259x657px

>>377607838

>>377605520
Actually it's the other way around
Why do you think there are many god-tier artists who mostly draw shit-tier fetishes and furry shit

>>377608143
>ED
Erectile disfunction?

>>377607908
>it's a Chris has to fight off a growing resistance force within CWCville and after establishing the CWCville Socially-Awkward Republic he finally gets deposed and hung around the town square, thus ending his 20-year reign as Duce of Autism of CWCville episode

File: IMG_8116.jpg (68KB, 452x750px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 452x750px

>>377608683
>being this new

What happened with the totem anyway?
Did Totemanon ever post again?
Did the totem absorb his soul?

File: IMG_8548.jpg (674KB, 1358x1199px) Image search: [Google]

674KB, 1358x1199px

>Chris in his mind thought this was a happy family photo
>It was a known fact Bob was furious about Chris dressing like a woman before he died

File: 2cncjtl.png (164KB, 614x319px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 614x319px

>>377599887

please help me, I've become obsessed with the train wreck that is Chris-Chan's life.

It's like a car crash with the person you most despise, you want to help, but it's just too funny to watch them suffer.

>tfw 4chan will never stalk you and make you famous
genuinely jealous of this autist

>>377609095

You say that but you don't have anywhere near as many zappin' cool budhogs as Christine.

File: unnamed.png (569KB, 1259x563px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 1259x563px

>>377609095
Like mother like daughter.
Those proportions are only making these abominations more horrifying..

File: IMG_8532.jpg (92KB, 600x536px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 600x536px

>>377609284
>Christine
>budhogs

>>377609805
Especially when the both of them shouldn't exist. I found it funny that even Chris white knights even were mad at him for bringing Simonla back.

>>377607908
So CWCVille is actually Chechnya ?

>>377599887
oh god, what is the S...

>>377610230
More like North Korea.

>>377599887
Someone needs to tell him about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsnzpvWNLyI

>>377609095
Who's the gender bent Sonichu?

>>377600989
>Bringing the topic of cisgender into LGTB shit

This should be good.

>>377610413

Chris most likely already knows. We just need to wait.

>>377610413
lmfao you're so out of the loop like he doesn't already know

>>377610675
Probably Sonichu. I mean we already know Rosechu has a dick.

>>377609095
What the fuck are Blake and Bubbles doing?

>>377611095
Blake didn't buy 10 boxes of condoms for no reason anon.

>>377610675
>>377610812
Sonichu's son, Robbie

>>377599887
>All that trash that can be seen just above the pieces of paper.

How saddening

File: IMG_8010.png (162KB, 276x290px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 276x290px

>>377611176
>even Sonichu son is a tranny

Holy shit

>>377602987
Looks like he might be doing something right for one in his sad little life.

>>377611372

Most likely Robbie is a new Chris's avatar in the world of CWCville.

>>377611582
If that was the case then Sonichu would be a tranny too. After all Rosechu is a dickgirl anyways.

>>377608658

>god tier artists

Drawing in a straight line and knowing how to colorate doesn't make you a good artist. You are like one of those idiots that praises singers that spam vibrato.

>>377607167
is that a JoJo reference?

Did Chris just forget that he became a tranny to get girls? Throwing the rocks worked better

>>377599887
This makes me really happy, I thought he was on the fast track to suicide but this shows renewed vigor.

>>377611821
He's like one of those narc agents that does meth so much they crossover from "just pretending" to full on sucking a dick behind a sunoco for a hit.

File: 1492036195279.jpg (33KB, 750x395px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 750x395px

Does Chris still hate men?

>>377611929

He is too narcissistic to kill himself.

>>377612220
i can relate to that

>>377607167
Underrated post

>>377607167
underrated

>>377612095
Between Dobson and Chris, who would win a battle of wits?

>>377612418
>>377612497
It's underrated because it's shit.

>>377599887
I feel bad for the markers that were used to make this.

File: mqdefault.jpg (8KB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 320x180px

>>377599887
>go to /v/
>upload sonichu 12 cover
>click post
>"duplicate file exists here"

Never change, /v/

>>377612548
You're shit.

>>377612697
>Downboat

>>377612095
>providing evidence to your claim
I like this guy. Who is he?

>>377611176
>when you have the same name as a Chris-tran character

>>377612514
Dobson but Chris would be more endearing to the audience.

>>377602517
Normally Autism would mean he'd improve faster not slower

File: 161222worldputinambassadorfuneral.jpg (119KB, 1506x1000px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1506x1000px

>>377612514
I've never realized how similar the two are.
>both hate themselves for being men
>both can't handle criticism
>both have failed to improve their art after years of drawing shit
>both are classic lolcows
The only difference is that Chris is at least certified as autistic, something that Dobson doesn't have.

>>377612514
CWC has an excuse for being stupid. Dobson winning would be a hallow victory

What's interesting is that I'm dating an actual tranny now and we both follow CWC because we think it's fucking hilarious.

God even by autist standards this guy is just too much. Did he cut off his own dick yet?

>>377613270
Nice blog (literal) faggot

File: 1495118959748.jpg (316KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 1024x576px

>>377613270
>anon's living the dream
godspeed

File: hqdefault.jpg (33KB, 276x247px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 276x247px

If someone came to me in 2009 and said "you'll still be shitposting on /v/ about Chris Chan in 2017" I wouldn't believe it.

>>377613270

Null, please login.

>>377613752

I come from the future. You still post about Chris in 2027.

>>377613890
I believe it.

File: 1470549653936.png (5KB, 255x253px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 255x253px

>>377613752
If someone told me Chris-chan would be a woman in 2017 I'd believe it. I wouldn't want to believe it, but I'd know in my heart.

>>377602623
Damn I am reading it with his damn voice in my head.

>>377602623
Never thought I'd live to see the day where Chris makes sense. Holy hell.

>>377605520
Usually it's the other way around. CWC makes me wonder if one can be both retarded and autistic at the same time. That's the best explanation I have

>>377605731
>watch the left eat itself alive
Like the Conservitards are already doing?

>>377613978
That fucking lair told us that in 2015, he will cure the homos with his straight blood and marry a girl named Lovely Weather.

>>377613484
I know I am. The sex is amazing since trannies are usually into all sorts of kinky shit.

>>377602623
>#HRC

HILLARY
RODHAM
CLINTON

>>377614183
No conservatives are weeding out people claim to Ben but aren't conservatives. The only "eating alive" going on is the murdoch sons' intent to kill the only right wing voice in the msm

File: FB_IMG_1495383906336.jpg (21KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 720x720px

>>377614069

I think it's mostly an autism trait, this guy has an average intelligence but he thinks he is a graphics designer, that's one of his latests "works", he is 28.

>>377599887
>SSLGBTQ
nani kore

File: 1495105544573.gif (924KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

924KB, 540x304px

>>377614304
You got your friendly congrats.
Stop trying to make me jelly.

>>377614304

Just don't fall in love, imagine having the "mind" of a woman and a man's sex drive, just enjoy it while it lasts.

>>377614372
MY NAME IS NOT HILLARY RODHAM SOMETHING

Quick, everyone, post your favorite CWC video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4

>>377602623
His explanation is actually pretty progressive and inclusive. Not like the LGBT community at all

>>377614793

what's with this weird ass music anyway

>>377614793
so is it true that autists have more pain tolerance

>>377614793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYaM8R5Hj4

>>377614584
Oh don't worry neither of us are in love. We're in that limbo where we are closer than friends but definitely not in love.

When we aren't having sex we usually either just play vidya or argue about politics until we want to kill each other. She's super Liberal extremist while I'm a moderate Democrat who thinks the only way to win in 2018 and 2020 is if we drop the SJW bullshit once and for all.

>>377615134
This thread is going to weird places.
Excuse me. *closes the tab before witnessing the shitstorm*

>>377614536
Just look around a college campus anon. You're bound to find at least one passable tranny who will at least make you her sex friend

File: IMG_8179.gif (2MB, 400x206px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x206px

>>377615134
So when did you realize your gay as fuck?

>>377615372
I always was. Thought it was normal to be attracted to both for the longest time. I think I realized I wasn't straight when I got to high school

>>377615134
>argue about politics until we want to kill each other
I wish I could do that
I would say that exposure to politics is one of the many reasons why I've been struggling with depression for the last 3.5 years

Are sonic's arms blue?

>>377615287
>CWC thread
>not getting weird

>>377604443

>n-no true scotsman

>>377615515
>getting an actual answer

I have to give you props anon at least your not in delusion. Would you say your more bi?

>he said they'd be ready in a few days 2 days ago
>cover posted
boys are we gonna see sonichu #11 today

>>377615515
I love it when a Drumpflet uses gay as an insult thinking it will actually anger the person but then gets replied with a civilized answer like this. It makes them look like such a tool.

>>377615743
>not remembering the Sonichu 10 debacle

When he did that issue he promised to post over 30 pages on his birthday. Instead he post 16 and it was the day after his birthday. Chris has no understanding of deadlines.

File: 1.jpg (218KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 900x1200px

4 hour thread and no one even posted the new pages?

>>377615667
I'm definitely bi. I've had more GFs than BFs.

I just wonder how Chris is going to retcon the whole 'pure anti-gay blood curing gayness' thing

>>377615795
>Drumpflet

You know when you use a name like an idiotic child you look exactly like that.

>>377599887
He is only drawing for money.

>>377615904

Wait, if Sonichu is his last name, what's Sonichu's first name?

>>377615975
I can respect that. I've considered myself that but I find femininity more attractive so it's leans more that way.

File: 1481753541151.jpg (79KB, 436x399px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 436x399px

>>377615904
>8ight
>5ifth

File: 1479751163341.png (904KB, 882x714px) Image search: [Google]

904KB, 882x714px

>>377600989
>s not for sonic

>>377616084
Not him but, are you even reading what you type? You /pol/tards do more childish name calling than any other board on this site, and that's saying something.

>>377616385
>someone disagrees with me
>IT MUST BE /pol/!!!

Anon I think you and /pol/ are both retarded. Congratulations you made yourself look even more retarded.

>>377610682
m8 the fuck you think the T stands for except the opposite of cissexual?
fuckin tomato?

File: slavbarb.png (76KB, 127x232px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 127x232px

>>377609095

File: 1379774844540.gif (716KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

716KB, 320x240px

>>377616149
Sonichu and Rosechu are both characters and species of electric-hedgehog pokemon. So Sonichu is a Sonichu named Sonichu. It gets more confusing when you consider that Robert (also known as Robee or Robbie) Sonichu is not actually a Sonichu, but a pre-evolution species called Sonee. Going by typical Chris nomenclature it may be more correct to say Robert Sonee, son of Sonichu.

>>377608642
Has anyone ever pointed out to Chris that he holds his pen wrong, which probably explains his lack of improvement?

>>377617092
Probably only every teacher he's ever had.

>>377600989
tfw hes actually being more tolerant and mature than tumblrites

File: z57daID.jpg (701KB, 820x696px) Image search: [Google]

701KB, 820x696px

ATTENTION

HE DREW A MALE RAICHU TAIL FOR ROSECHU

ROSECHU HAS A DICK CONFIRMED

I REPEAT

ROSECHU HAS A DICK CONFIRMED

I've never read the Sonichu comics. Is it really worth it for the lulz?

>>377617692
Chris is a retarded genius

>>377617692
Just watch this series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy0nD2Ii__I&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h

Or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMmB8w1sYnk&list=PLFD87780B9217AEA1

>>377617692
It is, and if you dont feel like reading heres majority of the comics narrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy0nD2Ii__I&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h

File: 1473883972234.jpg (22KB, 389x388px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 389x388px

>>377616996

>>377617554
I knew it! Rosechu is a dickgirl.

>>377617824
>brendaniel
not for sonichu, he doesn't have a firm enough grasp of the author to get a full understanding in his readings

>>377617554
Oh, come on. There was an entire story arch about her proving that she has a vagina to everyone, and now Chris is gonna ruin everything like that?

>his art is actually a little improved
>he still colors with fucking markers though

Why?

>>377618161
>Rosechu uploads nudes of herself to combat the "fake" photos
>face rapes Jason for not taking down the site and throwing a pickle at her

Oh I'm laughing

>>377616996
But wait, there's more!
Sonichus are all male and Rosechus are all female. They are two completely different species that can only born as one gender and they're meant fuck each other.

>>377618280
He thinks coloring with markers and crayons has more class then professionally done art.

>>377612095
Holy shit I haven't followed Dobson in a year or two. Worth catching up what he's been up to?

>>377618280
The same reason he survives on fastfood and wears good will clothes, only toys and video games are worth putting money into.

>>377618430
>what is sexual dimorphism

>>377618653
But Sonichus and Rosechus ARE different species of Pokemons.
Imagine dogs were all male and cats were all female. It's literally like that. Why? Because Chris is an autist.

>>377617824
I did not expect to find narrated videos for the comics. Thanks! Judging the responses it seems worth a read actually

>>377619134
They're hilarious. I listen to them all the time when I'm working.

>>377618949
I think it's supposed to be a nidoqueen/nidoking situation.

I honestly anticipate Sonichu 11 to just be boring as fuck. For one he doesn't actually care about Sonichu at all he's only doing this is so he can get money. That and there has been little to no troll involvement so we won't see any crazy tirades.

>>377602623
>tfw you will never be in a meat and fruit salad next to CWC

>>377619446
>I honestly anticipate Sonichu 11 to just be boring as fuck.
Why do you guys act like you've never see Sonichu 11 when there are 39 uploaded pages of it?

>>377616078
>juggling the escargot

File: 1495204747983.png (139KB, 383x364px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 383x364px

>>377619715
>mfw pages from 2009 and 2015 look exactly the same
How is it possible that his skills didn't improve even a bit?

>>377619715
>imblying a sonichu christmas matters

>>377620040
TOP MOTHERFUCKIN' KEK

>>377620142
But "A Sonichu Christmas" IS the issue 11.

>>377620242
A sonichu christmas is where Chris is going to write himself back into the story as Christine

>>377604709
Basically it was a slur at first for basically anyone who wasn't straight or cis. Then people embraced it and called themselves the "queer community". Then AIDs happened and everything kinda broke apart. Gays and lesbians eventually got together. Bis joined, and then soon trans people joined. This created the LGBT community. "Queer" is still used but not as often.

File: oh you.jpg (72KB, 858x925px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 858x925px

>>377609284
>>377609825
>budhogs
ooooooooooh
now I get it

>people still stalk an adult retarded man

seriously its been like 10 years you guys are creepy af lol

>>377620501
>The long-awaited continuation of Sonichu 11 in September 2015 has so far involved only the playing-out of the boring Christmas story and the revelation that Simonla is not dead after all.
Christmas story is not a seperate issue. It is part of the Sonichu 11 and you've seen 90% of it. There are only few pages left to upload before he starts working Sonichu 12 full time.

>>377609095
I will always feel kind of bad for Bob. He wasn't the greatest parent but at least he tried, unlike Barb.

>>377620956
I TRIED SO HARD

>>377620956
He's one of the reasons Chris turned into a welfare queen. He pushed for it. He saw Chris as a lost cause and gave up on him.

>>377620905
I am legit excited for this

>>377618557
He's still got an inflated ego. Nothing changed.

>>377620956
Well all his other children especially the ones with his first wife hated him, maybe for a reason.
I'm not sure if Cole really hated or he was smart enough to not want to have anything to do with the Chandlers and it's common for children raised by a only one parent to hate the other after a divorce.

I haven't followed Chris in a while, what's he been up to? I know he sold the Sonic totem, but that's all I know since he pepper sprayed a guy back on Christmas Eve or whatever

>>377621246
Well he did try with Chris. He tried very hard but obviously at a certain point he realized he was a lost cause. Hell he left Chris quite a good bit of money with the hopes he would be fine. Of course he didn't think that Chris would try to kill Michael Synder and waste all of said money on a defense lawyer that still got him guilty.

File: chrischan_book_001.jpg (1MB, 1500x1448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x1448px

Fuuuuck, this means I'll need to update my book.

>>377599887
>SLGBTQ

I've always heard people cracking jokes over that title because they keep adding every other letter of the alphabet to represent some other kind of special snowflake attribute, but I didn't think it was actually real.

God hasn't forsaken us. We have forsaken Him.

>>377614793
This is so bold and outlandish it's really entertaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY

>>377621695
Where can I get one?

>>377621808
>business woman
>chris chan
>business
>woman

File: 22931.jpg (40KB, 422x419px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 422x419px

>>377613270
Chris cut a silt in his taint to help his vagina "come out" since he has been listening to subliminal noise shit to grow one.

File: 1411439815281.png (271KB, 356x361px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 356x361px

>>377621808
>maternity leave

>>377622072
god, chris is fucked up

>>377602347
There's a difference between when it first started and when it got into its groove for decades after.

>>377621808
>let's make sonichu great again
He did he used Pmurt's slogan if he hate him so much?

>>377604506
Shut up newfegget

File: the_s_is_for_sucks.png (20KB, 669x717px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 669x717px

>>377599951

File: 1494379212160.jpg (8KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 236x236px

>>377621808
He wants an amiibo of himself.

>>377621517
>Chris would try to kill Michael Synder
I still don't get how his mother got involved in this
I thought Barb just gave up his education, not that she will follow him in this kind of shit

I can't fucking believe I'm saying this but Sonichu suddenly being ok with gays kinda bugs me.
Throughout the entire story it was taboo but overnight not just is it all good but actually encouraged.
It messes with the story!

I'm happy Chris, as a person, has gotten over his homophobia but it was a staple of the story.

>>377600475
>LGBTQA
>inclusive
The last 4 of those letters have been at war with the first two letters for years now, because gays and lesbians treat them like "look-at-me-not-be-racist-everyone" liberals treat minorities.

The literal best moment I ever witnessed back in college being part of Lamda (the LGBTQA organization on campus) was seeing the gay president and lesbian VP being told by a guy they had set up a speaking engagement for that they were making idiots of themselves thinking that they're problems were the same as poor blacks and that they were probably doing more harm than good by speaking in their stead instead of letting them speak for themselves TO THEIR FACES AT THE SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT. The pres and VP got INCREDIBLY angry that they weren't being prided and patted on the head like they wanted and tried to play it like it was a terrible presentation later on.

Why is the thread still up? Are the mods in a coma?

Didn't Chris rid the world of gays with his blood?

File: 0dd6aff81d43985aba1f21cd5f73a044.jpg (238KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1024x576px

>>377608837
Shit, I remember when sending people to ED was an insult. The state of this board, madonn'

>>377622786
I don't believe he got over it. I believe it's all a retarded scheme to get china.

>>377623026
He redconned that story as a zombie apocalypse. He fixed zombies with his blood which is equally as ironic as him fixing gays with his "straight blood".

File: hqdefault.jpg (24KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x360px

I wonder how 2007 Chris would react to 2017 chris.

>>377623223
I feel like if some guy was hitting on Chris and his little liberal white knights encouraged him to act on it he would start sperging out and the real Chris would show it's ugly head again.

>>377599887
>That time he made himself a vagina with a knife and an infected wound because some of her lesbians "friends" make fun of him for having a dick

Why did (s)he mean by that?

Friendly reminder that Christine is an imposter hired by Clyde Cash. She's not even a trans. She's just posing as a trans Chris to make him look like a homo to his TRUE and HONEST fanbase. Ever since the real Chris Chan gone missing around 2011, Christine has been trying to ruin him. She even sabotaged the coffee machine to kill Chris' mother in fire!

>>377603026
But straight is normal, and everything else is abnormal.

"Abnormal" simply means "not the norm". It doesn't say anything about whether it's good or bad or right or wrong.

>>377623518
If we spread this around, he might give up on the tranny act.

Wait, didn't Chris literally get rid of all non-cis people when he made the "anit-gay vaccine" he made in the future?

Like, there should literally not be an LGBTQ ANYTHING after that. Or is Chris going to magically retcon that?

>>377621695
>>377621856
I want one, too! Imagine the actual money Chris could make by properly selling prints of his comic

>>377623324
He would scream and shout that it's nothing but lies from trolls and homosexuals.

>>377623324
He would probably consider fucking him.

File: animal crossing.gif (282KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 500x400px

>>377607098
this

original sonichu's misadventures were the best and purest; troll intervention was incredible for its shock value (the execution sequence) but the stuff that came from JUST chris is pure gold

The Anna Sub Episode and the Anchuent Cherokian Prophecy are the best episodes

>>377604709
I was born in the 80s. "Queer" was a slur for gay men when I was growing up, just like "faggot".

Saying "I'M NOT GAY, I'M QUEER!" is like saying "I'M NOT BLACK, I'M A NIGGER!"

>>377604618
>oldfags still posting from their basement desktops after all this time
>all the newfaggotry is posting from their smartphones

Heh.

>>377623669
See >>377623302

>>377620040
The most underrated post I've ever seen

>>377623809
This, I don't get why Queer is okay now

>>377605731
>watch the left eat itself alive

You're about six years late friend. That ship has sailed.

>>377623669
He retconned it. There are revised pages of Sonichu 10 with zombie apocalypse which he fixes it the same way he fixed homos. Don't get too excited tho, he didn't draw any new panels. He just edited speech bubbles to mention the apocalypse.

File: sonichu returns.png (68KB, 345x542px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 345x542px

>>377623518
I wish this was true. Imagine if the real old goofy Chris would come back and make funny stuff again.

>>377615994
>Chris sees himself as a powerful feminist
>Rosechu being a good mother and wife is illustrated by by her being a fucking 1940s style mammy

>>377624191
Then prepare for a second Liquid Chris saga
>>377623667

>>377621413
Wait? Chris-chan has siblings?!
Are they normal? How do they feel about their "brother "?

>>377600589
underated post

File: 1483036039738.jpg (10KB, 257x224px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 257x224px

>>377624404
>>377600589
FUCK

>>377610413
It's sonic for fucks sake. You think this is something we need to inform him about? He probably knew about it before you did.

>>377604709
>Homo: Likes the same sex
>Trans: Identifies as another sex
>Bi: Likes both
>Nonconforming: Doesn't really give a fuck
>Queer:Any of the above

>>377607860
he's our guy, a board treasure

>>377613978
>a """""""""(((woman)))""""""""""

>>377624316
No, please don't. Trolling intervention ruined Chris' comics

File: hmmMMMm.gif (875KB, 250x231px) Image search: [Google]

875KB, 250x231px

>all these people just now discovering CWC

it's been a long 10 years...

>>377617554
There's an amazing Rosechu fancomic that explains that Rosechu WAS a male Raichu, but its INCREDIBLY uncomfortable about being female now.

>>377624370
They're all like half-siblings, two of them are doctors, one reviews movies for rotten tomatoes. I forget about the others

File: Cwccash.jpg (8KB, 322x108px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 322x108px

>>377617824
"REACHING DEEP WITHIN HIS ANUS"
Will never make me not laugh.

Whatever happened to Vivian, anyway?

>>377600589
I don't get it

>>377610413
>cashing in on the recolors
Unironically the smartest move Sega has ever made.

>>377624548
What the hell is nonconforming?

>>377624626
post it

>>377622072
He's seriously researching ways to magic himself a uterus so he can get pregnant. He's even putting his sperm in his fridge so he can "impregnate" himself. *he believe putting sperm in the fridge is how you store sperm

I'm not making that up.

>>377624370
His father had two children from a previous marriage, one is a doctor and the other has a phd in math and works for the gov; they barely know about Chris.
There is also Cole, born when Barb was married to her first husband even if his true father is probably a third guy; he's a very pretentious aspie movie critic married to a rather rich gal.

File: 1406494211370.jpg (49KB, 416x416px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 416x416px

>>377600589

File: 1487718174559.jpg (13KB, 480x262px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 480x262px

>>377624075
>>377623910
>retconned the word bubbles of him wiping out gays to it just being zombies
>probably still kept in the part where he lost his virginity by raping his future wife

File: r4enVzmn.jpg (12KB, 269x269px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 269x269px

When will he return to finally put an end to the imposter?

>>377625017
>tfw he started a ldr with a fat girl (kacey)
>tfw she would get out of bed at night and sneak ice cream

>>377625017
>>377623518
>mfw kacey is christine

>>377625017
Kacey is so fucking ugly too, is it true liquid really did marry her irl? Only good part of Kacey saga was the "Father" phone call.

File: 1483352250912.jpg (77KB, 479x594px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 479x594px

>>377610413
< deviantart right now

>>377624870
http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/ it's not that great

>>377625475
Doesn't matter, I like seeing new Sonichu material.

why the fuck hasn't sega or nintendo or both shut this shit down

File: 1494965139671.jpg (132KB, 739x673px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 739x673px

>>377625421
is that who i think it is

File: tumblr_n8bokjMboN1tc5506o1_1280.gif (96KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 800x1200px

>>377624870
>>377625475
Any comic that has to majorly keep Sonichu's plot-line as part of its story structure's going to have some issues.

At least it does go out of its way to explain some things.

>>377624619
I mean I always knew about him. But it was hard to look at him without getting queasy. Even before he became a tranny.

File: CzZUmHOXcAQv1OT.jpg (102KB, 1200x649px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1200x649px

>>377625793
nu-sega is a huge fan of Chris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqKD1hehXCI

>>377624794
Shit like asexual, non-binary, that kind of bullshit

File: tumblr_n5u1s90kP41tc5506o1_1280.gif (108KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 800x1200px

>>377625897
For instance, it explains away way Rosechu can't fight for shit, why Sonichu hates pickles, and is hinting that Rosechu's going to leave her trainer because of how shit she is.

>>377626051
You know your comic sucks when the fanfics are better written.

>>377625397
Yes, Liquid married her because he has a very low self-esteem.
>>377625145
Also force him to driver her to mcdonald in the middle of the night because she wants her mcflurry fix.

>>377625793
Suing a mentally ill guy who has to beg to survive doenst sound like good PR. Not everyone knows what a scumbag Chris is.

>>377626051
Holy shit that's actually really good drawing.

>>377621808
>maternity leave
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>377616013
He'll act like it never happened.

>>377626338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGP0dZiAV-A

>>377616013
>>377626448
He already did. He edited the pages of Sonichu 10 to turn into a zombie apocalypse plot. It is mentioned in this thread a billion fucking times.

>>377624704
In the newer Superman movies, Superman is all kinds of wrong. One of the wrongs is him saying the S on his suit stands for "hope" in Krypton's language, instead of "super" in Tera's language.

>>377626631
That's really gay, does he mean he's Hopeman? What has superhero media come to

>>377623223
It's always a scheme to get china. If a woman told him she'd fuck him if he went back to normal, he would instantly.

>>377626628
Where can I read up on the edited Sonichu comic versions?

>>377623891
>chart goes back to only 2010
>oldfag
okay

>>377626823
Back in 2009, he said that if Ivy wanted him to have sex with gay men, he would do it for her.

I'm sure turning back to Christian for a sweetheart would be no sweat.

>>377626816
It's means he's Deadman, because he died in that last movie

>>377626907
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Retcon

File: [GomenRider]_Garo_-_17_[68618F72].mkv_snapshot_01.58_[2017.01.21_06.51.59].png (357KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 640x480px

>>377626631
>stands for "hope" in Krypton's language
not this shit again

>>377602623
he's evolving

>>377627075
Shit, this doesn't include the Sonichu 10 changes.
Try this:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_10

>>377627082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUrryh9kh5U

>>377626982
I'm just surprised no one's done it yet.

I just realized this like Gabriel Drop-Out
Chris is to /v/ what Satania is to Raphael