>Haha when did you get this lock? Come on open up! Weren't we going to watch the Bethesda conference together? I brought microwave popcorn! Come on open up and I'll tell you all about TES 5...
Your response /v/?
>>377493158
USO DA
I'd let gim in. He seems like a trustworthy man.
Finally Todd!
I want to play TES 5 already.
I am already tired of all those sex mods for Skyrim so I need a new fap material
https://youtu.be/rcjpags7JT8
>>377493158
>>377493158
You're scaring me Todd, please let go
>>377493243
Thank you for opening the door but sorry to say but there is no TES 5 yet but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the Bethesda conference this year. Why don't you take a seat over there?
>>377493158
Why is your thumb on the wrong side of your hand, faggot?
>>377493336
Forgot pic
>>377493336
>Bethesda conference this year
Is there such a thing?
P U R C H A S E
M Y
V I D E O
G A M E
That chain is installed wrong desu. He could open it himself. But don't tell him that.
It's about time.
After 1000 hours of Fallout 4 I was starting to get bored.
i already know about tes 5 ted
>>377493457
Shit taste desu
>>377493158
How the fuck can you even reach those locks?
Okay there is not TES 5 but I just wanted to ask did you buy Prey? If not then I'm going to pull the trigger on this 44 that is pressed against your temple.
>>377493158
But Todd.
There's Arena, Daggerfall, Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. I already know all there is to know about TES 5.
>>377493321
Don't worry anon. Nothing will happen if you just open this door, I promise. Oh by the way. Have you bought Fallout 4 already?
>>377493643
Tes5 is out you double nigger sperg I already pirated it and it's dlc
I just started playing Skyrim Special Edition, 10 hours in, I'm good Todd !
>>377493665
ARENA IS NOT A REAL TES GAME YOU IGNORANT SLUT
>>377493754
real talk, arena is better than daggerfall
Oh hey Todd. It seems that all these poor people cant afford your game, im just gonna do a miracle where 5000 people can play with just 1 copy.
>>377493750
hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>377493754
*slams door*
Hell yes Todd! I need this info to truly troll on /v/!
>>377493857
It's too late anon, I'm already inside.
>>377494009
Then you leave me no choice.
I thought Skyrim WAS TES 5
>>377493158
Hey todd whats your opinion on fallout 4?
I think that Fallout 4 was a great game!
You all should try it
>>377494897
I have to agree with John here.
Bethesdas games really makes me crave for more of their magnificent games
>>377494897
Fallout 4 is normie trash
>>377493158
Wait a minute Todd. I am just going to "borrow" these games and I am there.
>>377494897
>>377494957
John and Rodd have really understood the greatness about Bethesda!
Buy more of min- Bethesdas games!
>>377493457
>1000 hours
>Fallout 4
Damn, you really love shit
What a handsome gentleman. I will surely open my door for him so we can talk and play the best games in the universe AKA skyrim and fallout 4.
>>377493158
https://youtu.be/BY7pPcOcUxA?t=1m36s
You did buy Fallout 4 and its season pass, right Anon? Right?
>>377495051
I'd take him over nostalgia and nintendofags
>>377495001
You don't get to borrow games
>>377495129
ohh sorry you are right
into the falmes it goes then
>>377493158
Add Vulkan API support to Fallout 4, you fucking nigger.
>>377495051
YOU HAVE NO TASTE
>>377495127
>over nostalgia and nintendofags
There are plenty of good games in the market
There is no reason to spend 1000 hours in F4
>>377495162
Don't burn them.
Hand them over before I get mad!
>>377493643
i've bought $1 prey shared steam account from russian guy ;)
>>377495225
Wrong answer
Oh hey Todd, come on in. I forgot the lock on the door, sorry about that.
Now, are we ready for the conference or what?
>>377493457
>1000 hours
Th-thats with mods, right?
>>377495225
Like what? Meme ASSomata? Marehash kart 7 Switch edition? Phantom dust HD? Whatever FOTM moba just came out?
>>377494897
>>377494957
>>377495003
John, Rod, and... This guy what's your name friendo?
Anyway I just think you're all super handsome, are any of you over six feet tall? Femanon here.
hey todd can i get a steam code senpai?
i just can't afford it right now ;)
>>377493158
Fuck off Todd, E3 isn't for another 4 weeks you fag.
Come back then and I MIGHT let you inside and we can sit down and watch together. Until then fuck off.
>>377495418
sent :)
>>377495493
thanks todd :)
i'll go review it right now.
>>377495551
JUST KIDDING
BUY MY GAME OR FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Would you buy tickets for and go to Bethesda Land if it was a real theme park?
>>377495402
Oh yeah, I'm a big guy
>>377495585
wrong answer todd say goodbye to your life.
>>377495702
No, why would anyone support animal cruelty?
Someone post the venom comic edit
Come on anon, get out of there. You can't buy my game if you stay in there all day.
>>377495872
Todd, you put me in this Prison for pirating Fallout 4. Can't you just leave me alone now?
Do you like my new vision of the game?
>>377496465
Not until you have bought Fallout
this meme has gone on for long enough that i don't remember if you people hate todd howard or love him
>>377493694
Yes i bought it from g2a
>>377497349
What did you just say?
>>377497508
The seller had like a 40% reputation so i bought 4 more for my friends
>>377497608
OPEN UP, YOU NEED TO BUY MY GAAAAAMES!!!
>>377497762
It's okay, Todd. I bought Skyrim for my PC when it came out, then I pre-ordered the Special Edition, and when it comes for my new Nintendo Switch, I'm going to buy it, too! Can't wait for Fallout 4: Switch Edition!
>Todd, you need to stop editing pictures of yourself and post them on a kiddie forum..
Could someone please post the Persona 5 images? I need those.
hi Todd
>>377497112
but i bought fallout new vegas
>>377498592
DRAGONBORN
COME TO ME
>>377493243
>I want to play TES 5 already.
We already have Elder Scrolls 5, that is Skyrim you maximum cuck
Anon, you told me you bought my game, but I couldn't find it anywhere in your room. Where is it?
>>377498769
You did what now?
>>377498910full price
>>377493457
You wasted 1000 hours playing shit fucking casual
RenaTodd is best Todd.
>>377493158
I fire my 12 gauge through the door.
>>377499098
ENNNNNNOUUUUUGHHHHH!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>377493158
whats wrong with todd, red dead 2 looks great, it's like a skyrim in the west
>>377498910
Tbh I bought the collector's edition of New Vegas and have not bought a single Bethesda game since Oblivion.
>>377499476
>>377498592
>>377498592
PUT THE GAME DOWN
>>377498894
It's in my Steam Todd! Just don't hurt me, please.
>>377494074
You really want to FUCK with Todd Motherfucker Howard?
>>377499857
Looks like everything is in order. I'll just be on my wa-
Where's your season pass? You did buy my Fallout 4: Season Pass™, right? Come on, let me see how our fanbase enjoyed 70$™ of Fallout 4™ Add-Ons™ for one Great Price™.
Does anyone else here think Todd comes here to Toddpost?
>>377500071
I-I-I didn't... buy any of the DLC's, Todd. B-But it was because the base game experience was so satisfying and fulfilling that I didn't need the feel to get any additional content, I swear!
>>377500141
This
>>377500141
Yes
I'm pretty sure Bethesda has a fuckton of Todd Edits printed all around their workplace
>>377500718
This would be fucking hilarious. Id love to hear a statement from todd regarding all those edits, he must be aware of this.
>>377500141
I don't think so. All memes aside, Bethesda's game are invariably finely crafted. Todd must be busy making sure the quality matches his incredibly high standards. I don't think he has time to hang around internet forums, especially when said forums keep making fun of my height.
>>377502010
Okay.
>>377502010
>>377502461
Hahaha fucking manlet
>>377502461
One day I hope to learn how Kojima maintains such smugness at all times that I might replicate it.
TWO COPIES?
WOAH, LOTSA TODD SHILLS TONINGHT
>>377493158
Does anyone have the copypasta of the ''Bethesda employee'' giving suggestions to Todd on how to improve Skyrim?
>>377493158
>Not letting /ourguy/ Todd Howard have a key to your apartment
He would be a blast to play D&D with desu senpai
>>377502986
>>377493158
Toddposting has no business being as funny as it is.
How do I find Happiness?
>>377503816
Find inner peace
>>377493158
Hey Todd I just came in here to let you know I boughttwocopies of Fallout New Vegas
Psst
You're not sleeping yet are you?
Let me in, I have something to tell you.
>>377499847
Whoa, whoa!! What are you talking about?!
This is a perfectly legitimate Fallout 4 copy I got here! Definitely!
>>377493158
https://youtu.be/BY7pPcOcUxA?t=1m37s
NOT TODAY, TODD
>>377506179
Some weird ass shit you weebs are into.
>>377505003
>>377502461
>>377500278
HUNTED THE DEMONS FORGE 2 WHEN?
>>377493158
Fuck off, Todd. Skyrim was shit. I'll never preorder your games again.
>>377493852
Yeah, ballast point is good shit
You guys think Todd posts here from time to time?
>>377507258
No, why would he do that? He is a busy man, there is no way I would have time for that
>>377507412
>>377502010
>when said forums keep making fun of my height.
Fucking hell todd you made me spit out my drink from laughing.
>>377507412
No, I didn't say that.
You will forget it
>>377493158
>TES 5
Bit late, don't you think?
>>377507967
It's never to late for Skyrim
What is Bethesda going to show at E3 this year?
Do they have any other IPs? They just released Prey and it's too soon for them to release anything else like a sequel to Doom, Dishonoured or Fallout. There is still nothing about a new Elder Scrolls game either (other than it's still years away).
We're totally getting an hour of Quake Champions, aren't we?
HATE BETHESDA
>>377493750
Looks like a stacked Laura Bailey
B-But TES 5 has been out for a long time now...
Why would I care about skyrim when I own the superior kingdoms of amalur?
>>377510691
but steel is heavier than feathers.
>>377496995
What mods?
>Open up anon we need to watch the Nintendo direct!
>Wassup bitch we watching the PS quadruple conference?