Your son/daughter will now be named after the last vidya character

Time to go to school, Custom Skater.

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oblivion is at hand turok, you can't leave the table until you finish everything on your plate

>>377471602
>9S

Probably gonna turn into a school shooter desu

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>No canon name that I know of
>Named her Cheeki Breeki

Karin/Kirby
They'll be just fine

>>377471602
>That one Attack on Titan game
>Mikasa

It could work, but I need to find a Japanese wife. I guess.

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>Ratchet
Oh no.

>Demon's Souls character
>Adragon
I'm sorry

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>>377471602

>Isaac Clarke

Well, have fun destroying markers thousands of years from now.

>>377471602
>Sam Hyde in Toukiden 2
Feels great desu

>Morgan

It's fine

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>Gorilla Grodd

Does it count if they are also capeshit? Otherwise it would be my name, because that's what I named the P5 protag

>>377473286
Make sure you raise him not to lie

>Darkseid
dark seed or dark side? I've always been partial to seed.

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>>377471602
>Dell


could be a lot worse, I'm ok with this

Galford, okay

>Drake

I'll take it

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>Manny Pardo
He'll have the thickest of skins

>Revya

Could be worse, but it sounds pretty weird

>>377473483
What about Dark said?

>Shu

Rip

BARDIN GOREKSSON! Clean your damn room!

>Andre the Giant

I wouldn't cut out the subtitle

From some wrestling game i played at a friends house

>>377471602
>nameless cerebrate from starcraft

wew

>Magnus from Dota
Not bad but kind of cringy since Im only 25 percent Norweigian so its a larp name.

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>Injustice 2
>The Joker

He's got a lot to live up to

>2B
Whoops.

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>>377474642
Better keep an eye on him so your wife doesn't freak

>Bearer of the Curse

uh oh

>zoey from l4d

impressive, very nice

Jamal-kun

Could be worse

>Jill
That was a lucky break. I was playing Guilty Gear before I ended the night with REmake.
>almost had o name my daughter I-No

>Koudelka
She is going to get super bullied.

>>377471602
>Donkey Kong
Shit

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>Iji
I don't hate it.

> implying I'll be able to procreate

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>Anub'arak

welp

>>377471602

Aya
mitochondria

Could make it work

Dude, I was playing Final Fantasy I.... What do?

>>377475060
you a jew?

>>377475082
>implying this isn't a hypothetical question
shit if you're this dumb why don't you actually name your kid the last vidya character you played as if you ever have one

Bill Masterson

what a plonker he will grow up to be

>>377474882
>not Bearseek Seeklest

>Claire

qt daughter name

>>377471602
Juno's a good name.

>Named my Digimon World character Dongus after remembering that thread from the recent Sonic Forces threads

SHIT

>Factorio
I'm not sure the character in this game even has a name.

>>377471602
>my own name
o-ok

>>377471602

I'm pretty sure he'll end up with a complex with having Onion Knight as his name.

>>377471602

Careful on your first day of school Arisen. Bullies hunt in packs.

>>377471602
>Link

Ehhhhhh not the worst

>>377471602
>Arisen.
well shit.

>>377471602
Kalas
woops

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>Valeera
I have the hottest daughter

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>>377471721

>>377475273
I actually named him Aurelius, so I don't if that would be too autistic for a child.

>Hal

Not bad.

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>>377475612

>has daughter named Valeera
>posts the most unflattering image ever.

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>>377471721
god damnit anon

>>377472891
I actually named my dog Ratchet when i was a kid. My parents thought i named him after the tool.

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>>377471602
>child is born
>"WOOO, LOOKIN' COOL JOKER!"

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Puffypuffyamiyumi

fug

>playing as Robin in dark souls
Robin is an okay name, so I wouldn't be too worried

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>Venotha
There's probably more autistic names than that.

>>377471602
>Choosen Undead
Yeah. No.

Alec Mason
Have fun leading a martian revolution presentation

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Travis Touchdown
Wonder if he will get shit in school for it

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>>377475761
>Posting fish face HOTS art Valeera
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

>>377473415
>spoiler

I would ask why but it sounds hilarious, what did you name the team?

>>377471721
Kino

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Connor Kenway.
My son is going to be the literal death of me.
Oh yeah. Spoilers.

>>377476236
Travis is an okay. Touchdown just sounds fucking retarded though.

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>>377471602
>Kat
It's alright I guess.

>>377476293

Keep posting art like that and your daughter won't talk to you.

Duke Nukem

kinda douchey but maybe he''ll be a chad and pull it off

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Isabelle.

It could honestly be a lot worse.

Stop masturbating in the living room Goten, you'll blow the whole house up again

>>377476575
He'll have one hell of a role model at least.

Samus

not fucked at all, just shorten it to sam

I can't remember if I last controlled Alph, Brittany, or Charlie. But that's not a bad selection, honestly

Son: Doomguy
Daughter: Meruru

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>>377471602
Shantae Rodriguez

>Bunglops

He'll be fine.

Maxwell, he gonna be dapper as fuck.

>>377471602
Haohmaru from Samurai Showdown

Raymoo

>Morgl the oracle from Hearthstone
poor kid

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>lo wang

Holy shit

>>377471602
Oliver Queen. That's pretty baller, senpai.

Nate/Ketia
not to bad, hope he likes a future in yokai hunting

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>>377471602
I guess agent 3?
Make an interesting icebreaker when you first meet people.

>Adol Christin
Could be worse

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>Clerks 2, BluRay... the Dem-Fiend

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>zenyatta

I'll tell them the mother picked the name

>Daughter named Mercy

So I'm now white trash

>>377471602
>Guybrush
could've been worse

like mancomb

>Zagara
I mean I guess it could be worse.

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>>377471602
>Morgan

Works out pretty well desu.

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>>377473483
same. it reminds me of pic related

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>>377471602
Planned to name my kid Jack anyway

>>377471602
>Bernard Tapie
Name of my P5 protag and a rotten French businessman/politician.
He's fucked

>implying that I or anyone on /v/ will ever have a kid yet alone ever even have sex

Where do you think you are?

>>377473483
In what fucking language is Seid pronounced seed? The dumbest shit right here, and people always ALWAYS thinks it's said this way.

Junkrat.

Does it get any worse?

>>377471602

<< Mobius 1, dinner's ready >>

>NiGHTS

I'd spell it that way, too

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Name my kid after this war hero? Yes please.

>>377471602
>Guan Yu
uhh my boy will get picked on.

>>377473286
>were gonna shake things up son, like old times.

>>377471602
>Raiden
Pretty baller name desu

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>>377471602

teemo

>>377471602
>Alm from Fire Emblem
I mean, could be worse.

My child won't identify as a "son" or "daughter", so xhey'll be fine.

->geralt of rivia
Not even disappointed.

>Persona 5 MC
>game starts and I know I must begin a vengeance quest
>fuck it, Count of Monte Cristo
Have a good day at school, Edmond.

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>Sakuya
well it could be worse

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>Akira
nice

If I ever have a daughter, I can't decide between the naming her Claire or Riza. Or if I want to give people headaches and tap into my Irish roots, there's always Aoileann.

>>377471602
>Sonja
Passable.

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>Bane

>Alucard

fuck, I knew I shouldn't have started SotN immediately after RoB, Richter at least would've been passable

>>377480376
>Aoileann
At least Gaelic is better than Welsh.

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>>377471602
>Outworld Devourer

Ranger.

I mean I guess.

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Luis.

>>377471602
Robin is an alright name I think. I might actually do that

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>persona3
>playing the female protagonist
>named her diana (sun garden in hebrew)

heh, i was gonna name my real daughter diana anyway.

>>377471602
The persona 5 protag who I named Giorno Giovanna

>>377471602
>chewbacca rebel soldier
i like it

>Doomguy

will be chad.

>Boba Fett
goddamn i don't want him to get bullied

IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL, PROTAGONIST

>>377471602
>My persona 5 character
So he's either called "Protagonist" or "Guy" since I named him Guy Nito

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>>377471602
>SuckMeDown
lol

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>>377471602
it's fine, I've always considered naming her marisa anyway

>>377471602
>Spectre Knight
Hm.

>Harry Potter

>>377484251
Donovan then.

Toadette

Man, you can't even make a cute nickname out of that

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SO HERE I AM

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>>377471602
>Jane Doe
I mean, it could work for a girl, maybe.

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>Megaman in Megaman 8
Can I name him Rock or does it have to be Megaman? Rock is dumb but Megaman is just leading to a childhood of constant bullying.

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>>377480872
You gonna teach him how to steal and pose?

>>377478994
>Naming your son "Slave"
Bonus points if you're white

>>377471602
>I just put The Stranger to bed...want to fuck?

I could live with it.

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>>kazuya Mishima
So what age do I have to toss them off a cliff?

>St. Anger Guitar Solos

also known as no children whatsoever

Meetra Surik, not the worst I guess?

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>Lincoln Clay

He can handle himself at least...

Alm/Celica

Could be worse

>>377471602
Mario/Maria

Is pretty good

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>>377485247
Why wait, toss the burden-carrier of the cliff before the burden's born.

>>377471602
>Playing Dark Souls
>Give my character some normal, generic name because character name doesn't even show in multiplayer on DS1, just account name.

No joke, my character is literally named Bridgette. Worst case scenario, I have a daughter with a normal name. Best case scenario, I have a hot trap son.

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>You are technically a character, going off of the name of your computer

>>377471602
>Megaman X

Gee, I sure hope it would end up a dude.

"Get down here young lady, MEGAMAN X!"

They'd kill themselves before the end of middle school.

>>377471602
I never play video games.
And my wife told me on our first date that she was done having kids.

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>all 3 lost vikings
Uhh

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A little awkward, could be worse I guess

>son's name is Halo
Fuck, why can't developers come up with normal names?

>>377486182
>Erik Olaf Baelog [your last name]
easy

>>377486470
I was thinking no spaces to make it one big first name.

>>377476315
Because why not? Usually I name characters after me if given the option. It's a self insert in most cases anyways so that's what the devs expect you to do.

Named the team something real cheesey though Khans of Con[/spoilers]

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>Chris Benoit
I'm sorry.

>Alexander Alexandrovitsch Degtyarev
Seems good.

Final Form Sora. FFS.