How can Nintendo desexulize Yoshi? It's not the 90s anymore,

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Maybe he'd seem less gay if they gave him a girlfriend that wasn't birdo.

Let him swooce in and make Daisy his girl

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Go back to this design

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Also retcon it so eggs magically appear behind him, that's basic.

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>>377461992
>How can Nintendo desexulize Yoshi?

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Go back to this design

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Stop shoving his slutty tail in our face every game

>implying Nintendo doesn't want to turn your kids into fur fags
Their business is corrupting youth into loyal neets

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make him wear shoes

haha

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Pair him up with Silver the Hedgehog again

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Nobody would find this sexual, you're crazy OP

Yoshi threads on /v/ are the funniest fucking shit I have ever experienced in my life.

ha ha

>>377463931
I just find him shit

>>377463302
I feel really weird for being aroused by this. It's just so fucking hot. I want to suck each and every one of his toes while he hits me with with racket. Goddamn I'm so horny for the delectable little green sex-demon.

>>377463769
Jesus that's so hot. I would love to be in bed with the both of them while playing big spoon with silver and little spoon with yoshi. I bet silver is one of those guys that acts like a total badass, but in bed, he's a sift gentle lover. Yum.

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>>377462409
This desu

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What did they mean by this?

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>>377463931

>gay
>like playing as Yoshi
>not even remotely attracted to Yoshi himself

Marioverse in general is not for sexual, it's off-limits like classic Disney. That includes Bowser.

haha

>>377462980
Fucking this, what were they even thinking

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>>377464249

How can Yoshi even lay eggs if he's a guy?

>>377462980
>>377464597

>There is no way that someone is autistic enough to jack off for a cartoon dinossaur

Nintendo is full of old people who never touched the internet

I wonder what his eggs smell like

Just for fun ha ha

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>>377464601
my dick

>>377464686
Yoshi species in general I think are asexual.

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>>377464597
Every time

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>>377464775

>>377464775
>>377464360
>>377462980

What a little slut. Shaking his tail like that.

>>377464839

H
A

H
A

I can't even tell who is being ironic in this threads anymore

>>377462409
And give him his old voice.

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>>377464764
I think Yoshi are like Goron, all male race

>>377464990
>I can't even tell who is being ironic in this threads anymore

I like to think everyone who posts about liking Yoshi sexually is just role playing. But I'm also aware there's real autists here so who knows.

>>377465062
>his old voice.

This one?

https://youtu.be/_TJsqNfxFVo

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>>377464965
Yoshi can do what he wants.

>>377465124
Also all homo

>>377465185
Is Nintendo aware how gay this is?

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>>377461992
Here you go my man

>>377464563
>anything
>off-limits
how to spot a casual

>>377464839
I laughed.

>>377465263
This is a fucking awful redesign.

>>377461992
Yoshi is canonically a fag, his species reproduces asexually (Melee trophy)

>>377465449
Can you fap to it? If not then my job here is done.

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>>377464563
I used to feel bad, but after Peach, Ashley, Roll, Samus, Pokegirl etc. thread #50000 I stopped giving a shit. Why should I care about not sexualizing "off-limits" characters if nobody else cares?

>>377464990
No one
This is post-post-post irony

>>377465542
I can

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>>377461992
making it pose like bayo that way they cant sexualize it since it is already sexualize.

>>377462409

Why is he so smug? Why is he looking back at his tail?

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Name one thing in Mario games that isn't over sexulized

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are yoshi fans more autistic than sonic?

_________haha_________

>>377464990
Anything done ironically is eventually done seriously, we've seen it time and time again.

Even more, why is Yoshi vore always standard paper-thin bulging stomachs? In games, prey disappears once he swallows; hammerspace Yoshi is literally canon. Plus, it's hotter.

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>>377466257
Could a Yoshi eat another Yoshi?

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>>377466427
I recognize that artist.

>>377466037
Holy shit, I used to know this guy.

>>377466427
Of course, anon. But if they try to eat each other, that's how they kiss.

>>377466501
I don't.

HAAAAHAAAA

>>377461992
There is literally nothing wrong with yoshi being sexually attractive.

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>>377466773
The problem is he's too sexy

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>>377464725
Yeah, no.
They know. They've always known.

>>377466736
>>377466427
the guy who drew these is currently in jail

>>377467280
Why?

haha

>>377462409
Best Yoshi

>>377464839

i wonder what it smells like haha

>>377467280
He posted a tweet three days ago

>>377467481

The guy who originally posted Haha wasn't being ironically funny he was just having a mental breakdown over the sexualization of an innocent Nintendo character.

He was coming to terms with that people jack off to it and how Nintendo over sexualized it to children without even knowing (or did they)

Vore > oviposition > feet
But Yoshi does all three!!

>>377467863
Anon

You have a problem

You see
haha

haha this thread

>>377468016
Fat > All three

Fat yoshi the best

>>377469568
Fool! Vore leads to fat, leading to more vore to get fatter!

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>>377469653
Now that's the kinda thinkin' I like to see.

>>377469850
I'm honestly more into slimmer preds and size diff, like dragons eating humans, but squishy preds are good taste
Unless they're to fat too catch/lure prey.

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People who think companies actually dislike r34, let alone japanese companies, are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. It's free marketing. The only times companies have actually been proved to be shutting down r34 is when it's used assets belonging to the game.

>>377470391
Who says the prey has to be unwilling?

>>377471247
That and when googling the name of the franchise brings up the porn first because of how popular it is, which is why Nintendo forced r34 to change the "pokémon" tag to "porkyman"

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This artist does some good Yoshi.

>>377471484
Basically, yeah. As long as it's only in places where you have to already be looking for it and it doesn't use company assets, it's a-okay.

>>377461992
>How can Nintendo desexulize Yoshi?
you mean how does a bunch of faggots on 4chan continue to keep up this shitty meme?

>>377471694
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD ANON

>>377472675
Hes just a mindless dumb animal. Its not sexual.

>>377461992
Yoshi is only sexual on places like here or furaffinity of someshit.

Nintendo (or the whole world) do not care about the sexual weridness of outcasts.

>>377471374
Oh, I know. Hence "lure."
Willing fatal is pretty meh though

>>377471694
That's a butthole.

>>377471694
is that what I think it is

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>>377472928
>>377472912
Its just to be cute, okay?

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>>377471694
>>377472928

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If they can make Birdetta sexy, they can make anything sexy.

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Do you think Yoshi gets tired from Mario riding him all day haha

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

>>377473250
Modern 2D.

>>377473250
YI > Mario World >= Modern > YIDS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modern 3D

>>377473574
fully agree

haha is wooly world yoshi secretly into bondage haha I mean imagine if he tied you ip with his tongue haha just for a joke you know
Haha

>>377464563
Damn, are you me?

post vore

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>>377473250

>>377476756
>including fanart
Stop that.

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>>377462980
>mfw i popped a boner from this

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>>377471484
you cant even google image yoshi and be safe

>>377476756
>that one underneath tennis yoshi
hot

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>>377475459
If you insist.

WAHH

WAH-WA WAH WAAAHHHH

>>377466501
hope they ban you for having shit taste in artist

>>377462980

Damn just imagine if he was twerking in this gif. I'd fap to it haha just for fun though haha.

>>377461992
I would bust a nut so deep in yoshi's asshole whomever pulled it out would be crowned king

You cannot 'de-sexualize' something. People would just make porn of the older design or just use the new one anyway.

>>377461992
>see yoshi thread
>immediately chub up thinking about his hot hole
>read OP

They have their work cut out for them, that's for sure

>>377461992
>Give him prosthetic hands
>A short tongue
>A shirt and pants so people will stop thinking he's naked
>Eggs are now thrown from a sack Yoshi keeps with him at all times
>Actually just remove Yoshi's lower body and replace it with asexual tank threads

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Make him an actual dinosaur again and stop shaking his ass in every game.

Everyone says Melee Yoshi was ugly.

Yeah exactly hes a DINOSAUR. Making him upright and more human is stupid.

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>>377466037

>>377477697
I bet you think Melee Bowser is aesthetically pleasing, too. Dumb Composter.

>>377477697
His design is mostly fine, but the butt shaking needs to stop
Leave it to a Nepfag to have shit taste though

>>377473127
Needs shorter shorts

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>>377477470
Youre free to hope that but it wouldnt actually do anything.