In this ITT thread: Poorly describe a video game and try to guess

You are flinging monsters at monsters while heading to a castle in the sky.

You do things to do more things

You ring bells, all of them.

>>377443216
That's a really weird shaped bite.

>>377443216
Uuuuh, spectrobes?

>>377444570
Monkey Island

>>377444702
Deadly Towers.

>>377444907
It's not Deadly Towers, it's on PS2

>>377443216
Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank.

>>377444702
Soul Reaver?

>>377443216
flying ship fighting with bigger ships and then going to the space to fight even more shit, hard as fuck.

Let's see:

It's full of people that aren't people and chicks with DDLG complex.

>>377444796
Resident Evil

>>377445037
Metal Gear Solid


A mother kills her children because they're incompetent and can't construct a spaceship.

>>377443216
You roll cylindrical objects until they are evenly heated.

>>377445479
monster hunter

It's like pokemon but everyone is an asshole

>>377445676
Pocket Mortys

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>>377445676
smt

>>377443216
>it's like playing a pokemon game but you are searching for ukrainian hell rocks
Stalker.
My turn:
You help the black guy to save a computer, but you was the black guy, and the computer was saving you.

>>377445379
>Metal Gear Solid
correct

Local law enforcement vs a secret cabal of absurdist security systems engineers.

>>377444702
WAIT A MINUTE THAT CARD

>>377445897
correct

You're trying to prevent the apocalypse by moving blocks.

>>377445379
La-Mulana

Guy eats people and has an army and you have to shoot him in the head.

>>377443216
You walk around the canadian wilderness eating grenola bars

The solution all along was for you to kill yourself.

You shoot people based on how they are dressed.

>>377443216
You refuse to use the several billions you have to solve your organizations money problems.

>>377446512
GTA San Andreas

>>377446479
Bioshock Infinite

It makes less and less sense as each title is released

>>377446479
Yume nikki

>>377446424
Correct

Jesus pretends to sacrifice himself for you but really he just moved to a parallel universe to play Beyblade

>>377443216
You take pictures in a zombie apocalypse

>>377446884
Dead Rising

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>>377443216
It's like Metal Gear (gun customization included), but with chlorophyll.

You say wowsers a lot

>>377443942
pikmin?

>>377445676
any megami tensei game

>>377445897
shit he beat me to it

>>377446347
majora's mask?

>>377446479
slouching towards bedlam

>>377446884
dead rising

>>377447060
LIS

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>>377446923
>>377447074
yep

>>377444702
>dark souls 1

you kill all your friends...or not

>>377446347
Catherine?

>>377446595
got it

>>377447074
>majora's mask
Nope.

You die but a goth twink sends you back in time to fix it and you might wind up fucking your daughter

everyone dies cause they're scared of the dark

You stalk women and they love it

a bunch of assholes fight over a wall in a desert

>>377447258
Wrong as well.

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>>377447191
shin megami tensei?

>>377446593
Nope, but that could work too

A woman looking for her brother kills a man who is his sister, then her brother kills his sister.

>>377446512
team fortress 2

Titty leader leading her titless people against other titty leaders in order to become a god

You shoot all your friends and die in a suicide pact with the guy you were supposed to kill

>>377447530
>Catalog
Far Cry 2?

>>377443942
>>377444702
these are from the same franchise

man raped by sexy ghost

>>377447447
dunno.
but it sound as stupid as the 3rd birthday plot.

>>377447375
Gal-Gun?
>>377447327
DS3?

Well, the plot's simple. There's this little shit you have to kill over and over, until he gets a boner for you and kills himself to save you.

>>377447571
Correct

What if Andrew Dobson's fursona had giant ears and suffered a lot?

>>377447601
Luigi's Mansion?

>>377446064
Minerva's den

>>377447654
NieR: Automata?

>>377447689
I hated that fucking game

Subordinate corrects his mustachioed superior's mistake, 20 years later

>>377447437
undertale

nobody plays this game...literally

>>377447327
Alan Wake?

>>377447697
Does his grandpa die in said game?

>>377447871
yes

>>377447601
FEAR 2

>>377447191
Far Cry 3

You should really see a doctor about those legs.

>>377447505
yea

You talk in metaphors and like to belly flop onto concrete.

you and your estranged brother solve an energy crisis and save the world

>>377447631
>gal-gun
Nope

GLaDOS is trying to abort Cyber Jesus so you and your friends cut up a giant bean monster.

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>>377447447
steve did N O T H I N G wrong

a mislabeled animal commits a felony

>>377447317
what gaemu

>>377447987
Minimal Perfect Health

>>377448101
Animal crossing?

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During a visit by foreign dignitaries, your sovereign ruler has a curse placed upon them that makes it so they can't speak freely. You and your younger brother sneak onto your archnemesis' ship and invade the offending country. About 15 to a quarter into the story, you meet and cure the foreign queen and learn that your true enemy and cause of the curse is hiding out on a cole campus.

Communist decimates Europe and gets killed in the end

>>377447949
yup

>>377448159
no, but correct developer and publisher

It's free real estate.

>>377447528
populous: the beginning

>>377447415
will give a hint
the wall generates electricity

>dude what if the entire universe was really an MMORPG

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>>377447981
but i'm pretty sure my legs are ok

>>377448169
*college campus, shitty auto-correct

>>377448275
Star Ocean

Edgy angel kills God and you give up immortality so you can tell him to stop being such a douche.

>>377448021
DmC w/ Donte?

>>377448080
he was kind of a douche, though.

>>377448254
Yakuzies 0

>>377448264
Yes

You kill your own speies with explosive animals

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You travel the land with your racist waifu to grow your sword collection

You are saving the internet with your dead brother's soul.

>>377447054
I don't know the answer but I want to know the answer because it sounds interesting to play
tell me pls

>>377448608
Megaman Battle Network series

>>377448690
Correct

You can't go outside so you go spelunking in your toilet.

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the emperor sends you to do something about his dead friend and find a letter, but instead you choose fuck around in random dungeons.

>>377447415
planetside 2?

Dr. Manhattan's brother collects toys but is thwarted because he's too slow.

>>377447774

Correctamundo my dude.

>>377448769
Oblivion

>>377448101
>>377448210
Donkey Kong?

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>>377447159

>>377448809
no

>>377448856
yes

>>377448737
binding of isaac

you follow fuckers and then stab them, sometimes you get to run if the game feels like it

>>377448854
very close but no

>>377448926
Ass Creed

>>377447415
>>377448268
new vegas

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>>377448809
Huehuehuehue

>>377443216
>In this ITT
>In this In This Thread

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>>377448515

>>377448991
correct

>>377449007
correct

>>377448275
TES

>>377449034
no no no, he said "in this itt thread"
so it'd be in this in this thread thread

you throw northern europeans and japs off cliffs

>>377449119
for honor?

You steal so much that an ancient god thinks you're a cool dude and wants you to steal an eye from a city full of zombies. He then steals the eye you stole, AND your eye. You then tell your bros who come up with an epic prank to have you switch the eye the god stole from you with a bomb.

>>377449253
Taffer

>>377449220
bingo

don't open it

>>377449321
vtmb

>>377444702
Mickey Mania

You steal a bird.

DLC is a swedish band

You make a nice jump

>>377449384
first answer that is in the correct genre, but no

>>377449321
That one image of Jackie Chan eating a doughnut?

>>377449370
yep

you spend most of the game looking for a lizard

>>377449290

Got it senpai.

>>377449520
Blaster Master?

>>377449573
nope

you shoot peoples balls or eyesockets in slow-motion

>>377443216

You know these always came in a wide assortment of flavours, strawberry, grape, pineapple, orange, watermelon

But what does ORIGINAL flavour taste like?

>>377449679
Sniper Elite

>>377449715
No flavours/The first flavour which was sold back in 1576

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>>377449520
"fwoggy?"

>>377449787
ye

you run around cleaning up litter and shining your flashlight at things

>>377443216
Your girlfriend goes off on one and you beat some sense into her with a shovel

>>377448646
Boktai 1

>>377443216
I'M ALREADY AT FULL HEALTH

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>>377448169
btw, the answer was Superstar Saga

Sanic with a jetpack.

>>377450521

Vanquish

>>377449945
Shovel Knight


An entire family tries to kill their ancestor.

>>377450617
Technically correct but not what I was thinking.


You whip your hair back and forth.

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Rock Paper Scissors: The MMOFPS-ESPORT with waifus. I explained it too well

>>377450776
Shittae

>>377450521
Rocket Knight

>>377450628
Rogue Legacy


You watch your mother and aunt talk for 4 hours

>>377450628

Rogue Legacy

>>377450776

What were you thinking then?

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It's like Dark Souls, but 2D!

>>377450894
>>377450896
Correct

>>377450980
salt and sanctuary

>>377450969
Rocket Knight / Sparkster

1. You kill people and fuck bitches in the name of justice and law.
2. Your commanding officer orders you to abandon your brother.
3. You steal a clergyman's eyewear to fight a lava golem
4. You fuck a terminator's daughter
5. You overcome your faulty combat training in the quest for a threesome
6. You rob the wrong people and try to climb a mountain
7. You get a job in another country even though you don't speak their fucking language

Get on it

>>377450776
mmmmischief makers?

>>377446138
Half life

You scatter toys around your base, so the enemy clay golems will get distracted from the goal of making your king commit suicide.

>>377447864
Battleborne

>>377446585
Yakuza 0

>>377450782
overwatch?

here's mine
rock paper scissors: hacker edition with waifus

>>377451273
correct

>>377451075
That's not all the same game, right ?
If not, 2 is republic commando and 6 is skyrim.

>>377451053
Nope Castlevania

>>377451428
Yeah they're different. And you got 2 right.

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>>377450867
Try again.

>>377451080
Was there hair whipping in that? Never Played it.

You try to kill the king because he is sick and crazy

One who consorts with beasts

>>377447327
Don't Starve

>>377450776
That NES game with a read headed ninja?

>>377449406
Sonic 3D Blast

You enter an intergalactic sports tournament to save your planet from an energy crisis.

you're this knob sent this place and just gotta deal with all these freaks otherwise the world will end

You save the world with a lightbulb

>>377451075

1. is True Crime NY

>>377451928
Close enough, I was thinking of Sleeping Dogs.

>>377451709
Maybe.


Your spacesuit does all the work.

>>377451983
Metroid

You're a half blind sperg prone to fits of rage. You need to go around looking for a flag that belongs to your family, but can't identify it from a distance. The thieves have planted dozens of fake flags to deceive you.

>>377452148
>Metroid

incorrect

You are art if a team that are sent to close a really big hole

>>377451974

Yeah thats technically True Crime

>>377450776
>>377451709

Kabuki Quantum Fighter?

>>377451983

Dead Space?

>>377452148
Plok?

>>377451983
smt: strange journey

You set out in an adventure to find out who the fuck shot you in the head.

The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

>>377451075
1 and 2 are solved, no takers for the rest?

You wake up from a long sleep, and kill a bunch of stuff cause you are pissed.

>>377453258
FalSTALKER

>>377453607
doom

>>377453637
correct

You set out in an adventure to find your son.

You and your friend spend all the game searching for your daughter in alien territory, ignoring the fact that the earth is a lie.

>>377454024
>You set out in an adventure to find your son.
Can you give me a hint? I can't get this one.

>>377454549
You set out in an adventure to find your son named Shaun.

>>377443216
Your a duo set out to find a missing monster but find out it's part of a tribe and you help them make a spell to make the continental united states a more inhabitable place for them.

>>377454804
heavy rain

>>377454945
No its Fallout 4, you dipshit.

>>377455040
toddster just ripped off heavy rain

You wake up from a month long coma and set out to force your terrorist classmate to graduate with you.

You click the circles to raise your peepee.

>>377453607
BotW

>>377443216
This should be an offense punishable by death.

>>377455327
osu!

>>377455682
correct.

You jam out for a while then ring a bell and kill an old man.

space invaders third person shooter where you do more damage to the city than the invaders

>>377453640
You got it

>>377449034
summer anon, its summer

Stupid fucking scientist ends up in some kind of Hard Rock themed LARP in the future because he sperged out when she tried to tell him something important.

>>377457474
>when his girlfriend tried to tell him something important
Fuck me.

>>377451983
The Fall

You spend years amassing a large group of followers and a small fortune to gain the courage to enter your basement.

You fight a boss that has many vaginas and some of them have weird brown bone things coming out of them and a big blue clitoris.

>>377456274
EDF

Cripple dreams about going fast and thinks about where her life went wrong.

You're the worst chiropractor in feudal Japan.

You kill giant space aliens, make out with your mum and kill your dad.

Michael Vick Vs the Mafia

Niggers are taking over everywhere, you team up with furries to kill them, you also are gay for your best friend.

>>377456237
Dark souls
>>377455224
Danganronpa
>>377454042
Nier
>>377451847
Undertale but with a cat
>>377448275
Xeno

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>God damnit this stupid thing still won't drop it's card