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Heaven & Hell
HEAVEN is where:
The police are British
The chefs Italian
The mechanics are German
The lovers are French
and it's all organised by the Swiss
HELL is where:
The police are German
The chefs are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
and it's all organised by the Italians!!
/v/
I'm sure all of you had heard about this joke before.
Let's create a vidya version of this joke together.
i will start with the easy one.
Hell:
balancing done by Blizzard.
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great thread
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>>377399909
where's Canada?
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>>377399909
Heaven:cutscenes are done by blizzard
Seriously they should quit vidya and go into cgi, theyre amazing at it
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>>377400151
Canada is literally good at nothing except maple syrup and faggotry
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>Bethesda in charge of quality control
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>>377400628
>Bethesda in charge of anything but funding
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>>377400605
>Canada is literally good at nothing except maple syrup and faggotry
canada is not even good at faggotry.
sweden beats them at that.
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Hell: everything is done by BioWare
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>>377399909
Heaven:
Gameplay: old rare or old id
Writing: (i never cared for writing)
Graphics: crytek
Cutscenes: blizzard
Soundtrack: squaresoft
Hell:
Gameplay: EA
graphics: EA
Writing: EA
Cutscenes: EA
soundtrack: EA
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>>377401250
>(i never cared for writing)
>can't even mention a hated company other than EA
/v/ is formed by fucking 3 years old mindset like these confirmed
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>>377401538
>he likes EA
There is something wrong with you
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>>377401646
>Dead Space
was good.
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>>377401646
>hating plenty of company including EA, but not exclusively EA only is equal to liking EA
>3 years old have problems understanding sentences
not surprised there.
maybe you should be a good boy and go study now
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>>377399909
>The chefs Italian
Except Italian food is the most overrated bullshit possible that can be made by anyone, that's why they always scream "MUH AUTHENTICITY STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE REEEEEEEEE MUH TRADITION" when people improve it, because otherwise they have nothing.
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>>377401732
Was made by visceral games
Imagine if EA made it
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>>377401829
It's great precisely because it can be made by anyone. Using obscure or expensive ingredients doesn't make your good better. Italian food and it's derivatives are delicious, often cheap, and easy to make.
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>>377401769
Anon why do you like EA? Theyre the fucking devil
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Bioware in charge of character animations
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>>377399909
I didn't know suni was drawing robots
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>>377399909
LETS ROCK!
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