>play botw >literally nothing but grindy mmorpg style shit

>got all 900 seeds in 8 hours

You can admit you didn't play the game anon

>>377385813

Is reading that difficult?

>>377385813
No, finding seeds is just grinding same with solving puzzles and finding shrines.

But why would you grind all that. Are you autistic? Every game would feel like and mmo if you grind

And no, it's true playtime is around 20 hours. A normal player won't be overpowered for the get go

>>377384596
>8 hours

Just admit you haven't actually played the game anon.

>>377384596
What do you mean by grind? The only thing that would require grinding at all is weapons/armor if you want to rush right at hard enemies from the start or if you're so shit at the babby tier combat that you need them or extra hearts to survive.

8 hours honestly seems too long for just the divine beasts + Hyrule castle
You must be a real shitter

>>377385953
>solving puzzles is grinding now

Why did you even play the game?

>>377384596
It's nice that you hate video games an' all. 4chan, lucky for you, is a varied board website so I'm sure you'll find the right place for you. Might I suggest the homosex board since you're, clearly, a faggot?

>>377384596
Still 6 more hours than Nier's true playtime, then.

>>377386443

Says the guy defending a game that encourages crossdressing.

>>377386282
The world record speedrun of BotW doing all of the dungeons clocks in at a little more than 2 hours, so 8 hours seems like a reasonable pace if you're just doing the dungeons and a few shrines here and there casually.

>>377384596
>Play Majora's Mask
>Literally nothing but action-adventure style shit
>Give myself every item and an L to levitate code
>Levitate into the Clock Tower and beat Majora in 30 minutes
So Majora's Mask true playtime is around 30 minutes then, right?

>>377386751
It doesn't though, it's played as a joke which you'd know if you actually played the game. The guy who gives you the costume is so over the top and retarded that the only people that think they're encouraging it are retards who have only seen the porn or tumblrites who are immensely desperate to be accepted and can't read context clues to get the idea that the game is not laughing with them. The gay builder is also played off as a massive joke.

what is it with botw that seems to provoke these outbursts of autism, l can think of very few games that trigger these sort of completely retarded shitposts

>>377384596
what did you expect from a open world game developed by weebs? Have you ever played a single weeb open world game that didnt drown you in shit fetch quests and looks two console generations behind? I have not.

>>377387095
>Japanese people are weebs
wut

>>377384596
>buy console
>videogames are nothing but grindy artificial fun bullshit
>give myself a trashcan and throw them in and go outside to walk into dicks
>beat games in 0 hours

So all of vidya's true playtime is around 0 hours then, right?

>>377387015

Cba to read all that, but your autism is probably showing.

>>377387278
Shalom brother, we will show the Nintendo goyim true gaming.

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>>377384596
Am I getting trolled?

Is this nigga serious? I don't know what the fuck to believe anymore with this nu-/v/ shit.

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>post on /v/
>Literally nothing but shitpostings and flame wars
>Give myself gold access, no ads, no captcha, a fucking green name.
>Contacted moot over Twitter

So posting on /v/ is just to bring back moot, right?

>>377387095
you must be new here

>>377386373
Don't bother.

These kind of people are bonafide retards.

It's yet another 'OP can't accept the reality that Nintendo made an amazing game' thread.

How long will it take for /v/ to finally recover from the wounds this game inflicted upon them after getting booty blasted into the sun?

Report and ignore.

>>377387416
shrines and seed grinding are artificial fun. they're only there to serve as busy work. the true meat of the game are the 4 beasts and calamity ganon. botw really didn't have much at all aside from a gorgeous world.

>>377387647
>artificial fun

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>>377387647
>Artificial fun
What the actual fuck Anon.

>>377387602
/v/ will never recover.

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>>377387602
Never since /v/ is never wrong. And if told otherwise, will throw a hissy fit in the shade of strawmans and shitpostings

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>>377387647
>Artificial fun
Top kek. This reminds me of the desperate moron from yesterday who claimed that Zelda was a bad game because too many people liked it.

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>>377384596
tfw I played 180 hours and had an absolute blast playing one of the best games ever made.

>>377389348
110 hours here, just finished my final divine beast and am headed to Zora's Domain to do the stone monument quest. And I still have have a couple small areas I haven't explored yet, let alone getting the master sword and doing the rest of the shrines.

This game is amazing.

>>377386916
>tfw Nintendo is now just selling us cheat codes

>>377389969
Make sure you visit Kilton after you finally beat Ganon.

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>>377384596
>Being so shit at vidya that even with everything maxed you need 8 hours to go to the hyrule castle and beat Ganon

>>377387602
Never, it was fucking amazing and /v/ won't recover
>HAHA CHECK IT NINTENDOFAGS HZD SCORED THIS! ZELDA WILL NEVER SCORE THAT HIGH
>zelda scores higher
>F-FUCKING PAID REVIEWS, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T AS FUN AS YOU THINK IT IS, F-FUCKING NINTENDOFAGS ONLY LIKE ZELDA BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING ON THEIR SWITCH
The amount of Zelda shitposting is off the charts.

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>>377388542
>Zelda is a bad game because too many people liked it.

What the actual fuck? Is this the level of desperate shit posting insanity /v/ has been reduced to?

>>377390806
Considering OPs save editing, should be doable in under an hour
- great Plateu shit
- get master sword immediately, pick up a few bows along the way
- straight to hyrule castle
- sneak to ganon
- bossfight

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>>377387602
Has the board ever been so wrong about a game before? This is probably one of the best, if not the best open world game of all time.

>>377384596
>grindy mmorpg style shit
Nigger, what are you about?

>>377386812
But under OP's conditions?

>Watch the ending on youtube
We can agree most games are barely 15 minutes right?

>>377391414
of course since there's already speedruns of the game that lasts 40min

>>377386373
>>377387463
i wonder who the real retards are if you consider them "puzzles"