What goes through a person's head when they donate hundreds

>>377384424
A (you)

Kinda like the reason you made this thread.

>i-it's my money and I can do what I want with it!

When your entire life is about work, you have a lot of money and no meaningful relationships. You may feel inclined to buy friends. Now you can do so digitally. Twitch is Amazon for friends.

nothing goes through their head, they are animals that act on instinct and are incapable of sapient thoughts

Not everyone considers $100 as something of value.

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They want the attention they don't get in their regular lives

>>377384424
It's a donation why are you expecting anything in return?

It's seriously a fucking nightmare trying to watch a stream when some loser is regularly donating just to send messages to the streamer. Legitimately discomforting.

>>377384424
A nip slip on Skype when the stream's over.

The real question is, why do dirty arabs donate so much money to dumb twitch whores? The top 10 donators for any girl twitch streamer are always fucking arabs.

>stream has some sort of automated thing that plays a voice clip and display something for a decent donation
>that keep who keeps donating every minute to the point where we can't hear anything from the normal stream anymore

>>377384424

Literally for the (You)

>>377384724
If I ever stream there will be no notifications of any kind, also I'll stream at 144fps. I don't think people realize Twitch's player supports 144fps.

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>>377384770
Money from their dad whose an oil prince
constanze best witch as well

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If they are not donating just to troll and refund a few weeks later, theyre literally attention whoring

>>377384770

work a little magic on >>377384540 and voilà:

>When your entire life is about halal, you have a lot of money and no meaningful relationships. You may feel inclined to buy friends. Now you can do so digitally. Twitch is Amazon for haraam.

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>>377384724
Man, this.
>watching dist2 speedrun because it's relaxing (despite the occasional donation, sub)
>one day his DS3 All Boss WR run was just plagued with
>DIST2MYFAVORITE donates $3 "good luck dist:)"
>DIST2MYFAVORITE donates $3 "i don't know what else to do with my money xD"
>DIST2MYFAVORTIE donates $5 "it's like a $3 donation but with extra ._."
>streamer is thanking him and having a good time but you can hear him being made a little uncomfortable
>DIST2MYFAVORITE donates $200 "good night dist, good luck with the run :)"

dopamine rush of making thousands of faceless dudes spam a stupid emote and get noticed by what I assume is a father figure

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>>377384918
>No panty shot

>>377385061
she wears spats obviously

>>377384770
I used to do boosting in Overwatch and there was a Saudi oil executive who would order enormous boosts all at once, he once ordered ten accounts boosted to the top 500 (totaling $5000) with the explanation 'I need gifts for my sons'

Also for some reason he thought I was a girl and kept asking me to come to Saudi Arabia

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>streamer thanks every single person that subscribes/donates

I don't think i've ever seen a streamer that doesn't do this. Don't people find it annoying?

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>>377384724
I personally love it when Ryukahr gets a donation
I love that guy

I'd never donate though

>>377385061

This has to be among the more creative uses for this piece in imagery.

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>>377384770
Oil money enables people to throw cash away like pebbles

>watching Twitch streamers
I still don't get this shit. All of you should be lined up and shot.

>>377385036
>what I assume is a father figure
A few years ago I'd write this off as hyperbole but it's completely believable these days.
>brb pewdiepie... k im back
>that one 19 year old (child) who tracked down a streamer so he could live with him
>all those THIRSTY ASS NIGGAS on any girl stream

>>377385183

Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.

>>377384928
>When your entire life is about halal
nah, they import alcohol and fuck russian whores on the reg

>>377384424
Most of them are lonely guys. They obviously work and its obvious they have no children or significant other to spend that money on. They also don't have any friends or else they could just spend that money on outings.

Because they are so devoid of human contact, they give money to a guy they watch so that they can get 15 seconds of recognition from another human being.

It's really quite sad and pathetic when you think about it.

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>>377384424
>giving a shit about how a bunch of hive mind autists and kids waste their money

>>377385173
because they know if they ever forget/ignore a sub or donation people will stop

it's not just to support the streamer but to let them and everyone else know they're doing it, and if they don't know/care then why bother

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Based Kripp doesnt have donations on stream

>>377385173
If you want more people to subscribe/donate, it would be stupid not to.

>>377384424
I donate some when i see a streamer i want to support
It's just like pirating games
You can pirate all of them but if you enjoythe game you should actually buy it to support the creator.

>>377384895
So never, got it

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>>377385339
Delet

>>377384895
I don't think there's anything inherently bad about acknowledging and thanking donators/subs but try to have some standards and don't enable viewers to be so autistic that you profit from it.

Also I wish I even knew what 144fps looks like because I've never seen a 144hz display in person. I imagine it's nice.

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>>377385339

>>377385173
You need a really really dedicated group of people to pull that out
Have you never seen all those "he ignored my resubmit/tip" messages? They thrive for the attention

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>you like the streamer
>give them money
>"what do you get in return?"

>>377384895
Unless you have something ridiculous to offer, your channel won't survive. Twitch is Rent-A-Friend.

>>377385570
Well? Answer the question, what do you get?

>>377385291

I guess I meant "life" in the way of public image just as much the lack of public engagement means you have no "life" here.

>>377385529
>Also I wish I even knew what 144fps looks like because I've never seen a 144hz display in person. I imagine it's nice.

For the first month I had my 144hz monitor I would think 'this looks smoother than real life does' every time I started a game. It looks uncanny, like there's a glitch in the matrix

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I have to leave any stream when someone donates and their message says something like "Sorry this is all I have". God help those people, I really do mean that.

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>>377385339
I want to protect this autistic dork

>>377385619

I'm guessing the word "donate" is the next in the line of words to have its prior meaning obliterated by the internet.

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>>377385089
Even better

>>377385601
Not true, I watch streams for the gameplay. If you play at the high level in a game, most of the people in your matches will stream with 2 or 3 viewers and probably won't be talking, and everyone watches each other's streams when taking breaks to get a new perspective on ways to play.

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>>377385339
Why is Kripp one of the few streamers that aren't cancerous

>>377385645
Eh, having done work for charities and such people say that as an excuse for feeling some guilt for not willingly giving more when they could.

I wasn't a dick to them, I'd just reply "No need to apologize for helping out"

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>>377385619

>I like thing
>I want to give money to thing

Why do you need a reason or ulterior motive to donate money to something?

>>377385789
Because spending my money and getting nothing in return is idiotic.

>>377384424
They just want to feel a connection with somebody, like they made somebody's day better and their message was heard.

Twitch in general is a friendship simulator. 90% of any stream is dull af, but people stay there for the connection they feel to the community and the streamer. I have a theory that the sort of stream somebody watches says a lot about them and the sort of friends they wish they had.

>>377385714
>That image
Muh nigga holy shit

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IcePoseidon did nothing wrong, Twitch are nazis

>>377385861
this.
it's like common sense just skipped over the younger generation. Its time for a purge.

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So has there been an Amanda-centered episode yet?

>>377384460
but you get (yous) for free here.

The only vidya streamer worth watching (demolition d+) doesn't take donations

>>377385952
ep 17, it was pretty good

>>377385992
But I don't know if you're a cute girl not wearing underwear under her pajama pants.

I want to lick Amanda's armpits

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>>377385089

>>377385897
Twitch is run entirely by scumbags but I can get trying to avoid liability for people potentially getting murdered live, especially when you profit from it. IRL was always intended to just be Chaturbate 4 Children

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>>377385883
Spats and Tomboys are miracles of the universe

I enjoy watching Summit just to see what retarded thing he throws a tantrum about today

He had a half-an-hour-long rant yesterday about 'backseat gamers'

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Which little witch would you
date
fuck
marry
hold hands

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>Give $500 to my favorite girl streamer
>She says thank you and starts to cry on stream
>Everyone in chat is cheering me
>My name is up on screen, she typed it with her perfect hands
>She says my screenname and responds to me in chat all the time
>This is my chance
>She lives nearby, looked up her details on google earth
>Get a fine suit, a bouquet of posies and a gift wrapped box of imported limited edition pokemon pokey
>Bike down to her house
>Knock, no one answers.
>Check phone, she is streaming
>Use chat
>"Hey its anon, I'm outside, can you hear me knock?"
>Knock a few more times
>"Knock knock"
>I suddenly get banned from chat?
>Try her door a few more times, give up and go home
>When I get home she has a new top donator of $540
>Acting the same way with him as she did with me
Why are women such bitches?

where can i watch this japenese girl version of harry potter?

>>377386174
I wanna do all those with Akko

>>377386212
TL;DR. Faggot

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>>377385897
sad bullies

>>377385861
You get to support what you like. You already have your 'return' for free in terms of content.

>>377386225
Download qbittorrent and install the search plugin
Type in 'little with academia'
Sort by seeds and pick the one that looks best

>>377386315
witch*

>>377386174
Akko
Akko
Akko
Akko

Amanda is for armpit licking.

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>>377386212
because (YOU) let her be one

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>>377386298
If it's free already why donate?

twitch is incredibly odd

it's just full of complete and utter losers on both sides

if you have stuck around to watch enough streamers, youll find they all operate in such an eerily similar way that you'd swear that they were all working together to maximize their profits

they all have weird donation incentives, they all have odd catch phrases that they spout whenever someone donates, they all have incredibly fake over-reactive personalities, the only people they pay attention to in their chat are the donators themselves

then you have the viewers who donate and post in the chat who seem to legitimately believe the person they are watching is their friend, to the point where they will post shit that makes it seem like they think they are having a 1 on 1 convo with the streamer among the spam of emotes. they literally donate just so the streamer will pay attention to them for a few short moments

it's literally just losers with webcams taking advantage of the loneliness and boredom of even more pathetic people

>>377386174
Which one is the short one? I like that one.

>>377386225
here you go faggot
http://tracker.minglong.org/asenshi/

>>377384424
Sadly, not a bullet.

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>>377386390
>>377386086

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>>377386174
It makes me happy that the background characters actually have defining features, instead of making them all generic.

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Fuck I forgot I was in /v/ and not /a/
>>377386212
>Donating 500 dollars to someone who doesn't care about you

>>377386453
thanks bruh

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Constanze fags ruined LWA threads on /a/

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>>377386568
Constanzefags saved LWA threads

>>377386174

i want to bully the bullies with my dick

>>377386469
I'm going to chain up Amanda, force her arms up high, and enjoy licking and sniffing her armpits for hours!

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Is the Little Witch series good? The ova they made really buttered my buns in a good way.

>>377386432
Somebody actually explained this to me once: they're clowns. The personas, the catchphrases, the screaming, bad jokes and childish appeal. They're modern day clowns intended to entertain children. Just like a clown could keep kids occupied by hitting themselves in the face with pies, streamers can keep kids occupied by playing games. Literally the lowest form of entertainment.

>>377386669
It's for kids but can give you your Trigger fix.

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>>377386568
>not shoehorn anon
>not that one story anon
>not all that shitty waifu posting
24/7 generals were a mistake

>>377386669
It ranges from pretty good to meh. Worth watching just don't put your expectations too high

>>377386669
it's good

pretty much every girl is top tier

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>>377386212

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>>377386669
It has its moments. Akko carries the show in my opinion

>>377386747
How lewd is it? Can I fap through an entire episode without going limp?

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Do the streamers that do this shit for money even like/enjoy video games? I mean getting paid to play vidya all day sounds awesome, but to do it regularly and have to talk/respond to mouthbreathers and spout retarded memes and overact all the time sounds grating as fuck. I think I'd start hating video games if I had to do that every day.

I rather give a hundred dollars to a streamer who actually makes an effort to entertain me than give one dollar to some beggar on the street who does nothing in return.

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>>377386568
Don't bully Constanze anon.

>>377384424
Appreciation.

Humans need appreciation as much as food and water.

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>>377386798
I'm just so lonely all the time.

>>377384540
Except they aren't your friends, ever. At all.

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>>377386835
None of the episodes are lewd
They're cute at best

>>377386872
t.cuck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVA3ZUYSRMk

Don't make a typo when donating.

>>377386927
t.dumbass who lacks basic social skills

>>377386852
The ones that play the same game everyday, no. The ones that decide what they want to play and jump around do, since it's pretty much just playing vidya but with people watching you and having to hold a conversation.

>>377386432
This is true in general but there are plenty of outliers. Not everybody is a bland sellout. Maybe it depends on your tolerance. I pretty much just watch northernlion and destiny, and those are two guys who have personalities that aren't devoted towards maximizing revenue.

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Which of the Little Witches witches have little witch pitches in their little witch robes?

If they're a sorta big streamer then it's because they want their 15 minutes of chat fame I assume. I was watching someone stream a few years ago, someone donated close to $9k in a "donation war" or whatever dumb shit they call it, then he was more popular than the streamer. Whenever he showed up, everyone sucked his dick like no tomorrow.

>>377386167
I bet you're one of those cucks that donates to him as well.

t. iddies

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>>377387041
Constanze is a witch(male)

>>377386687

While a good analogy I don't think I can go along with your last claim, A form of entertainment? One which there are people better suited to it than others or have talent in it? Yes. The lowest? Ehhhh.

>>377384424
The same think that goes through a kickstarter backer, or patreon donator's head. Very, VERY little.

>>377386470

Why the fuck is Japan obsessed with the second from the back desk near the window?

>>377386976
actions speak louder than words.
like how the act of me fucking your mother spoke volumes more than the moans she made

>>377387151
Seriously, windows seats are a terrible choice. The Russians shoot the windows first.

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>>377387191

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Tip: Never donate to anything online.

>>377386669
cute witches doing cute things. whats there to hate?

>>377387151
so that profile shots of the main character can be animated without also having to also animate background people

>>377384424
Best case: They feel like they're rich art patrons from the Renaissance who donate a part of their wealth to a starving artist for no other reason than to enable that great mind to continue creating art for the betterment of the human condition. They expect nothing but their own intrinsic sense of humanist euphoria for being so enlightened in the way they see wealth and art.

Worst case: They feel like they're selflessly helping out a struggling close friend - just because they're just that good a guy, man - irrespective of the fact that the streamer has no fucking clue who they are beyond their entry in the donation account and don't give a fuck about them beyond that. They expect that if they keep donating the streamer will realize that they are their TRUE friend, and (if streamer is female) will thank them with sexy times at the next con meetup.

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>>377387461
Everything

>>377386429
To make sure it stays free? It's more of NYOP kind of thing.

>>377387151
>shows the character is "average" by not sitting right up front and standing out
>only have to draw one person behind them also >>377387492
>plenty of chances to draw the character daydreaming while looking out the window

I have a small channel, like ~20 viewers on average small, and someone donated $400 to me a while ago, saying:

>Hey man, thanks for streaming so frequently, and being involved with the chat
>It's given me more than a few hours of enjoyment
>You're great background noise too, I listen to you all the time as I work

I was confused becausei 'd never seen him talk in the chat, but I wasn't gonna say no, so I just said thanks, and started watching for his name, but he stopped watching a few weeks after he donated. Who the fuck knows.

I've never felt a desire to donate to any streamers. They should do it because they want to, not for cash. That's why I do it, even though no one watches me, it's fun, it helps with my extreme anxiety.

>>377386174
Date Jasminka because she's cute
Fuck Sucy. she would probably be into weird shit considering she loves vore
Marry Akko because I love her and she would bring me life long adventures.
And hold hands with Conz cuz she's just adorable.

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Any good streamers?

>>377387651
Which dildo did you buy with your $400

>>377386212
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>377387727
best one currently on from my followed list is mcanning, who's a really good SC2 player. it's a pretty dead hour right now

youtu.be/Z6_3P3yO7p4?t=17m29s
I imagine it's mostly to get a reaction and to make their "Friend" happy

>>377387727

The bald fat nerd who speedruns Diablo 2 is pretty fun and self-aware.

>Ignores game to read comments or talk about their daily lives I don't give a fuck about.
>Doesn't read comments when they're being retarded and the entire chat is screaming the solution.
>Loud donation and sub messages.

Yeah I will never truly understand streaming. I want to see them react to moments in games I like but most of them are trying their hardest to ignore the actual games.

>>377387728
I paid off a bit of a backup on my mobile phone bill actually, then spent the rest on some food for my mom. She lives alone and doesn't get out much, and is too prideful to use meals on wheels, so I go shopping for her when she asks.

>>377384895
>>377385601
>>377385465
I used to scoff at /v/ recommending vinesauce. Then I watched one of vinny's streams, and it took me a while to realize that no notifcations where popping up. No follower notices, no donator notices, no cheer notices. Nothing. Just the game, his commentary, and chat interaction. It was so pure.

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>>377386174
I've thought about this extensively.

I would date, and go steady with, Akko. Eventually this would lead to marriage. As for who I would fugg, it is a tossup. I've strongly considered Sucy but it might get awkward if she stays friends with Akko. I would have to settle with Barbara since she has a remarkable ass that any man would want to enjoy at least once.

I'd hold hands with Costanze without a doubt. What a cutie.

>>377385173
Thanking someone for giving you money, is the LEAST you can do.

>>377387910
You're an alright dude, anon.

Is it a similar reason people tip strippers? I've never been to a strip club.

>>377386957
dumb phoneposter

>>377388119
people tip strippers to get more att- oh fuck

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>>377386174

Ursula-sensei.

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>>377388161
>comparing "hey thanks for the donation" to tiddies in your face and the possibility of a lap dance

>>377386174
Date Akko
Fuck Amanda
Marry Diana (I wanna protect that smile now)
Hold hands with Lotte

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>>377384424
Look at it this way, if you have a group of friends, or are part of more than one social circle you are miles ahead of the kind of neets that lurk a bunch of streams and can't into normal/sane human interactions in their life. They would even envy you if you just hang out with people you define as aquantices.

those hundreds of dollars are what your casual weekend or work hangouts are worth in the eyes of other less fortunate first worlders. Kissing or having sex would be a holy grail for these people, i hope i'm wrong.

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>complain about muh shill career twitch

>nobody watches my stream

Literally only way to get over 10 viewers is play hot meme flavour of the month or have a vagina.

>>377388342
at it's core you're paying for more attention, be it from a stripper shoving c-section scars in your face or some 16 year old skeleton mode lanklet thanking you and answering your questions and talking to you about your crippling anxiety issues.

>>377387938
Vinny may be an old, sad, lonely man but when it comes to streaming he's just a guy that wants to play some video games and that makes it better than most streams.

>>377388342
>tiddies in your face and the possibility of a lap dance
replace lap dance with snapchat lewds and that's exactly why i donate to female streamers :3

>>377388412

I think making the jump from 50 onwards is actually about having quality content, but making it from 0 to 50 I have no idea.

>>377388412
No it's not. Those things don't even get you over 10 viewers. You have to have a base to grow off of to begin with. That's why you buddy up with popular streamers of the games you play, get them to raid you, and hope some of their viewers stick. If not, buy a viewbot. Works 100% of the time, I run 8 channels now all partnered, all viewbotted to reach that level, and they're all sustaining purely on actual human viewers, to around ~300 concurrent viewers each.

>>377388412
I got 200 viewers just by putting my Overwatch rank in my stream title

If you're good at video games it's effective clickbait

>>377388121
Dumb desktop-using mongoloid

>>377388342
I want Sucy to fuck me

>>377388495

>I run 8 channels now

?

You're saying you "manage" for other streamers?

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>Ok I'm going to stream this cutscene heavy game.
>Ok that's enough time to start skipping and mashing through dialogue.
>Are you viewers having fun yet?
???????

>>377387727
Don't ask /v/, because they only know the most popular streamers. And 99% of popular streamers suck, for the fact that they have to manage the flood of donations, and subscribers, and hosts, and followers, and everyone seeking attention in chat.

Here's how to do twitch right: Think of a number of games you like. Search them in the search bar, and follow them. That's right, follow the GAMES. And then search for streams that have a moderate amount of viewers. Like 15-40 viewers. Chances are, if other people are watching them, then they're at least trying to be entertaining.

You can try the streams with single digit viewers. But be careful. Because they're typically new to streaming. Which means a bunch of technical issues. And some of them are so desperate for attention, they'll pull you into a conversation before you decide if they're worth watching or not.

So, follow the streamers you enjoy. And give it some time to marinate. Sometimes you realize you don't like a streamer after some time. That's cool, just unfollow them. But always continue to look at your GAMES, not names. Follow based on quality of content, not because a million other dumbasses are following.

Also, smaller streamers have better chat interaction, since they can actually keep up with it. Big streamers get overwhelmed, and never see anything you type.

>>377388412
Play smash bros melee and be really good at it. Melee fans will come to your stream

>>377388495
Someone has been viewbotting Hearthstone and Overwatch streamers since those games have existed. Every week there is a new Overwatch stream being blatantly viewbotted, like a random new high-ranked player who has thousands of viewers and has 'sigh, getting viewbotted again' in his stream title. Then the viewbotting stops and they have actual viewers.

I'm fairly sure it's Blizzard doing it, they are fully aware of the ad effect streams have.

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Sucy is for leglocking

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>>377388490
Literally just keep streaming

>>377388495
So it's all shilling and nepotism guess I missed the boat

>>377388535
I already said you need to play hot meme flavour of the month.


I bet if I had a pay to friendship button like all your hot streamer "pay to notice me senpai" buddies you would all be lining up to suck my cock so your name will flash on screen for other betabucks to see for 5 seconds.

>>377388728
Yeah. I started my own channel and I was terrible at it, I have a bad stutter, I'm not entertaining as a person, but I have great business skills. I helped my friend who plays that moba paragon, get partnered. I managed his finances, ran ads for him, basically controlled his whole channel, bought and set up his equipment, and more, while he just plays. I helped set up a "streamhouse" clone in arizona, and while it failed (obviously was going to) it was funded entirely by an outside source who bought the house, and now I live there, and run 3 separate streamers out of the house. Since all the rooms are soundproofed it's like having 3 minor studios. One of them plays WoW to a decent amount of people, the other plays H1Z1 (or did, they're playing PUBG right now), and then another that plays recent releases.

I just manage and advertise for 4 other channels. It's pretty good business. Only take a 15% cut for myself, but since I have a house that's paid off in it's entirety and only requires utilities and food, and the streamers pay for that shit, i'm basically living the NEET life.

Besides having to watch twitch streams 24/7 I mean, it leaves me little time to actually play games.

>>377388728
He's probably a mod cuck.
Modding as many channels as he can, in order to feel special.

>>377389132
fuck no, people will do that shit for free. I handle the physical side, and shit like making sure they're not getting arrested by the IRS or sued or having donations charged back, stuff like that.

>>377389080

How many of the viewbot services one finds by googling are legitimate and not scams? Do you just run the viewbots at full force from the get-go or do you try and make it somewhat believable? Do you only manage people playing "top games" (Overwatch, Wow, Hearthstone, PUBG, etc) or do you think this strategy works for a variety stream?

And, do you have an email? I'd love to talk more.

>>377389198
Sure you do bub.

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>>377384424
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE SUCY

>>377387727
Wtii warcraft.

Good at the game, plays customs and does fun builds instead of meta shit

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>>377384724
before cosmo went crazy i remember there were people donating hundreds of dollars to him with essay length sob stories about how him streaming helped them through depression and suicide

>>377389282
Most are legitimate, they have no reason to lie, and you can easily chargeback if it is fake. And no, viewbots aren't just a toggle switch. You buy a package, and it ramps up viewercount over the span of a few weeks/a month/two months, and then wanes back down to real viewers afterwards, so it's not suspicious. (well, not as suspicious).

It works on any stream, but obviously if you're playing something like fucking maplestory or Osu, and pop up with 400 viewers, you're gonna get banned cause no one has 400 viewers in that shit. The key is making it believable. Partnership is almost entirely about keeping a stable concurrent viewercount. Can you stream for 3 months straight, and grow? Can you stream 3 months and at least stay stable, as in, lose less than 5% of your viewerbase? That's when you should apply. And even then, you should never apply if you're losing viewers month over month.

>>377385641
You know it's not actually smoother than real life right?

I mean you wouldn't be able to perceive it in that scenario.

>>377385339
>>377385780

he is though, but not the same kind of cancer.

>>377389080
are you trying to create the fabled /v/ mansion

>>377389839
Real life is only 60fps.

>>377389752

What are your views on schedule? I'm assuming the people you manage do this full time? Do you think such an enterprise is feasible with less time? I have an actual job that I would not consider quitting unless I was making more money (which I doubt would ever happen from streaming alone), but this is something I would enjoy doing on some evenings and most weekends. The viewbot services I'm finding seem extremely affordable so I don't mind taking a gamble unless I'm completely wasting my time.

>>377390009
What? No. Real life is 24fps, that's why movies are filmed at that rate.

>>377390073
this

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>>377386265
Are they sad because the DVD sales were abysmal?

>>377387027

>watching mister "Let's play Binding of Isaac, video 2000"
>watching "I SCREAM AND GET LOUD AND I'M A SOCIALIST LITERALLY ROLLIGN MY FACE ON THE KEYBOARD YOU CAN SEE IT ON CAMERA AND IM SURVIVING IN SHADOWS OF MIDDLE EARTH"

what sucks is my friend used towatch destiny like every day

very saddening

one of the worst sc2 zerg players ever

>>377389947
hell no. The streamers all stay to themselves mostly. We eat lunch together sometimes but that's really it, rest of the time is spent streaming.

>>377390036
They do it full time because they have to pay rent with their sub profits and donations. I don't think they enjoy it anymore, but they hide it pretty well. It's a job like any other, though.

And you can absolutely grow a stream with less than full time dedication. But you have to be consistent in your scheduling. 3-4 hours every night, every day. No taking a break on weekends, it eats into your viewership. You have to treat it like a part time job on top of your full time job, or you'll lose viewers. They disappear in days.

that but also streamers who viewbot, use fake subs/donates to get a train going for more donations and subs. its fucking disgusting how people can make a living doing this kinda shit.

>>377390450

So, you mentioned how you start viewbotting and then taper off to get partnership; is Twitch watching for this stuff, then? Do you get large viewbot packages (e.g., 200+ viewers) to start or begin smaller to get some organic growth? And then, if you get to a point of actually having hundreds of legitimate viewers, is it better to stop viewbotting entirely or still use it as a way to fuel growth?

You'd think Twitch wouldn't give a shit since they profit from it, but it seems they do.

>>377389080
>Besides having to watch twitch streams 24/7 I mean, it leaves me little time to actually play games.

Truly, a fate worse than death.

>>377389947

Ok, I genuinely kek'd.

>>377390330
I'm just saying that neither of those guys have fake personalities or feel the need to cater towards subs/donations. I'm sure there's many more good streamers like that on twitch.

Anyway Destiny is a pretty cool dude, your friend has good taste.

>>377385306
I think it's more sad when the girls take advantage of these people who are just lonely. At least with cam girls, you get to see tits/ass/vag and she'll say your name while she's schlicking.

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>>377389475
>Ywn be Sucy's first
>Ywn awkwardly cum all over her like a jackass while she looks at you in disgust regretting the life choices she's made that have led up to this moment.

It's not fair...

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>>377390745

>destiny a cool dude

clips twitch tv/ResoluteWimpySowOMGScoots


i will agree, northern actually interviews devs and stuff

bt destiny is a piece of shit

>>377390846


I can go on fiverr and get girls to do much worse shit than people on twitch do.

most camwhores do it free too

I'm going to let this guy explain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ylV-zkHGLw

>>377387151
Because it's the best spot to be in class.
-people in front attract attention from the teacher
-people near the front are still too close for comfort to the teacher (they see the front and remember they have to watch the rest but their effort only reach to the second and third row)
-people on the back row are paid close attention because teachers know these types
-second row from the back, the uninteresting zone, the blind spot
-near window so you can look outside though i've found on the wall side is more hidden
It's a trade-off and a strategy born from observation of the teacher's habits with the goal of minimizing the annoyance of class.

I only watch aris. Very comfy

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>>377391002
>Has been around since justin.tv days viraling his streams on /v/
>Married his highschool sweathart
>Has a kid
>Owns 4 houses
>Net worth is higher than most CEOs
>Took down and destroyed the reputations of Jontron, Sargon, and MisterMetokur
>Exposed animators for being a bunch of lazy whiny faggots that want to make millions from 10 second animations that they only upload once a year

Is he literally /OUR/ guy?

>>377386687
would also go along the lines that streamers are pretty much narcissist. they are the show, on the spot. they get to be the king of the castle, while their chat is there to fuel their ego.

>>377391407
Based Destiny, he's still a fucking faggot though.

>>377390736
Most of the channels I manage now had anywhere from 15-30 sustained viewers. I contact larger streamers in their game of choice, offer incentive in the form of donation (AKA I pay them to raid), they get raided, spike up like 800-900 viewers for around 15-20 minutes, this sets precedent that okay maybe 200 people coming back isn't so out of the realm of possibility. It doesn't trip up flags with twitch when I bot, the bots are all pretty standard for my provider of choice, they don't talk much, they just sit and watch with realistic names, not AAASHNDIGBQB210239901 like they're coming from some chinese website or some shit.

After 3-4 months of viewbotting, usually they're up near the top of the charts of their chosen game, with a concurrent 500-600 viewers, or even more, once. Twitch does care, but i've never had them shut down one of my channels or anything, I think as long as you dont' go overboard, they'll ignore it. Partnerships are beneficial for twitch. People with 1000+ viewers who aren't partnered, and thus aren't running ads every hour on the hour as recommended, aren't making twitch as much money, since people can't subscribe, and can't buy bits. That's why you'll occasionally see people pop up overnight with partnerships after a large raid. If they hang on to anything resembling a decent percentage of the raid attendants, twitch wants them partnered to get a potential double dip subscription.

>>377391351
justass2 has been a blast

>>377384424
a pay to You

>>377391724
sounds like the kind of shit dsp is doing right now. hes been gettin over 1k viewrs lately when he struggles to get even 400

>>377391724

>had anywhere from 15-30 sustained viewers

As in, before any sort of botting or bribing? Do you think this is a necessity? You mentioned earlier that the viewbots ramp up.

>I contact larger streamers in their game of choice, offer incentive in the form of donation (AKA I pay them to raid)

This seems like a huge risk. All it takes is one guy who actually cares about the rules to forward an email/screenshot to Twitch and you're fucked.

>the bots are all pretty standard for my provider of choice

Do you mind saying what provider? Or, at least some of the things you look for in a provider? The sites I'm finding practically copy-pasted the website layout, wouldn't surprise me if they were all owned by the same group.

>After 3-4 months of viewbotting, usually they're up near the top of the charts of their chosen game

That seems crazy, especially for bigger games. Do you really think you can pull this off consistently, or are you just picky and choose clients who are strong entertainers?

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>>377391764
>Decide to check /v/ after finally passing my kidney stone
>Suddenly 200+ LWA thread out of nowhere
>Everyone's already gone
>Nobody has posted Diana yet

Now's my chance she's all mine!

>>377392158
Before any botting or anything. anything less than that and it looks suspicious if you suddenly get viewers when you had none before. There's a level that's just too shit.
>one guy who actually cares about the rules
that's why you don't say "hey raid my channel XXXXX and i'll pay you", you feel them out.
I'd rather not say what provider, cause I did before, and that got some angry smelly faggot on /v/ to report the service and forced them to switch domains which was a pain in the ass.

Obviously they're not gonna be topping WoW or pubg/fotm shit, or CS:GO or league, but first page/front page? Absolutely. And consistently getting people partnered isn't that difficult especially now that I have so many people working under me, who have all of their official twitch contact run through me. It's not a difficult thing to do, people just aren't willing to put in the work or money to start it up, and expect to get 200 viewers their first day when they're streaming right from their PS4 with some $5 built in phone mic.

>>377387727
Vinesauce. Doesn't stick to one game, so it's always fresh, and he doesn't give a fuck about subs or donations. just talks to chat and does his shit.

>>377392473
Vinny's ok but sometimes he can be really clueless.

Not about the game he's playing but just life in general. I don't think things are going well for him.

>>377392386

Do you know how those people reached the 15-30 range? Maybe it's better for smaller games, but for big games there's pages and pages of 0 viewer streams that will never be seen by anyone. I'm willing to invest in a decent mic/cam and I'd be streaming from PC, but I want to make sure my time is spent fruitfully.

>rather not say what provider
My email is in the name if you're comfortable sending it that way. I'd appreciate any direction you can give me, there's pages and pages of these and they're mostly identical, and I haven't yet found any type of forum where people discuss or review them. I'm assuming the quality of the provider makes a big difference in the chances of success.

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>>377386174
>that smug
Amanda for everything

>>377386893
>implying they'll ever know the difference

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>>377392845
God fucking dammit I don't want to be attracted to fictional character but Amanda makes it so damn hard. I just want pick her up while she's drenched with sweat and lick it clean while I slam dunk her pussy into the 10th dimension impregnating every orifice of her body with my disgusting baby batter. Why can't she be real? I'd go full Chad for her, fuck video games and fuck my life there's not enough alcohol in the world to get me through this.

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>>377392845
>.gif
What year is it?

>>377384724
>teamfourstar's pokemon nuzlockes
>pretty comfy
>they stream the moon one
>halfway in they have it play the teamfourstar opening sound clip whenever someone donates

It got toned down after a few streams after they realized people fucking hated it but man was it obnoxious.

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>>377394352

>>377385183
Who the fuck is this tripfag?
I've only seen him recently on /v/ but he's everywhere.

>>377386470
Brown-haired guy in the back row, diagonal to the person with pink hair.

To-Love-Ru is SUPER interesting.

>>377385339
Yes he also gets enough blizz money to play that shitty kiddy card game, fking sellout.

>>377394802
>Still watching TFS
They're shit.

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the vidya on the twitch.tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and (you)s for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the doritos and the dew
Yeah buddy that's his pink hair
That little faggot got his own Kickstarter
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
I shoulda learned to play the DotA
I shoulda learned to play Hearthstone
Look at that mama she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Street Fighter noises?
Bangin' on the buttons like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your (you)s for free
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it
Play the vidya on the twitch.tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free
Money for nothin' (you)s for free

i dunno and i dont care. my girlfriend makes a decent living at it and im trying to retire early.

>>377394802
>still watching their nuzlockes after they cheated at Winona, got a massive shitstorm for it and then just kept going and keep calling it a Nuzlocke run because entertainment and they're on a schedule and whatever shit they came up with

This whole thing was just so fucking ridiculous and made me despise all of them, except maybe Grant.

I'm guessing because you like the content and want more of it. You keep them comfortable so they keep you entertained.

>streamer has it set up that if someone donates a huge amount of money some INSANELY LOUD music starts playing to make it literally impossible to pay attention to what is going on in the game whilst that is on

Fuck that shit so god damn much

>>377385645
>Here's some money because I had a horrible time in my life lately and you helped me get better yada yada generic baww donation text

Literally makes me cringe every single time.

>>377384424
I donated $2 to a streamer once since I was entertained by the stream and I figure a little donation will help the stream keep doing stuff that entertains me.

Maybe people who donate lots of money are really entertained?

>>377386852
The ones who do it as an actual job, no. And it's super noticeable too that they never are enthusiastic when playing games anymore.

lirik had to stop playing Prey after not even an hour because he just couldn't take it anymore despite actually getting paid for shilling the game.

>automated voice reads out some shit meme from a donator

>>377384928
Well I suppose Amazon IS Haram because they sometimes let you buy stuff on lay-away, but that's besides the point.

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>>377384424
I've donated around 1200~ dollars to a few streamers that I like.
My mothers side of the family has "old money".
Their parents were rich and invested, and so my grandparents invested the money and it's never run out.
The money doesn't seem real at a certain point, and it doesn't impact me in any way.
I tend to gauge how expensive something is by how long the number is. So something with 4 numbers like $1000 isn't as expensive as something with like, 6 or 7 numbers.

Before you ask yes I am fat.
I'm also a buyfag

>>377396598
I donated 2$ to a streamer to call him a right cunt

>>377385529
>Also I wish I even knew what 144fps looks like because I've never seen a 144hz display in person.
I have one.
It's evident even if you're just moving the mouse cursor across the desktop.
Shit's smooth.

>>377395863
+1

>>377396761
Let this be bait

>>377396761
How much money have you spent on anime merchandise in your life?

Is there any big streamer who doesn't call out subs/donations at all?
I think Jerma is the only one who only does it very rarely but he still has them pop up on stream with a sound notification which is also annoying.

>>377391343
I sincerely hope you put this much thought into your schoolwork.

>>377396708
>it's the weird shota voice too

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>>377396890
A few thousand dollars on figurines and other stuff.
I really want to buy either a 1:1 figure or a sex doll, but I would have a hard time explaining to my parents why I need it, since all my purchases go through them.

>>377396982
>>377396761
Youre never going to reproduce

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>>377396761
Of course it had to be the dragon shitter.

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>>377396982
Is that something I have to do?

>>377384540
>Twitch is Amazon for friends.
quite literally
Amazon owns Twitch
I see what you did there

>>377397023
He probably will. It's amazing how money can turn "He has autism." into " He's a little eccentric."

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>>377386829
>the most annoying daydreamer bitch
>carries the show

>>377396982
That's a lot less than I was expecting but I guess you're limited to what you can explain to them. Take a trip to Japan and order one, then claim you were drunk and throught it'd be funny.

>>377391407
Sargon beat him in the debate though...

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>>377397528
Don't bully Akko it's not her fault she was born with the downs.

>>377384424

I like my name being called out by an attractive girl or a cool dude. Feels good man

Its always the most obnoxious of people, which probably makes sense.
Like some hoor who goes on for 4 messages like"I made a mistake streamer but I don't want to tell you in case you get mad"
>just tell me Katie
"K well I totally didn't want to tell you this but I overdrew my account donating to you"
Such a transparent plea for recognition, annoys the piss out of me anyone who wasn't starved for attention would keep that to themselves because of how fuckin stupid that sounds.
Fuck streams.

>>377384424
About 10 seconds of attention from the streamer and being the reason that the chat starts spamming the designated twitch faces.

>>377397023
>guy with money wont ever get a woman
Is this what poorfags actually belive?

>>377399373
Yes, actually. There are plenty of 'has-been' celebrities who end up being single and lonely as fuck. That dude is a fat fuck with not a lot of social skills. You can 'get' a woman to hang out, but they're not gonna stay.

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>>377400170
you really think women wont be shallow enough to marry a rich guy they hate?

>>377400474
Not the kind who is used to throw out money to anyone. They want it for themselves.

>>377384540
Friends and money don't mix anon.

>>377400592
i don't have friends, why

>>377385173
>>377388060
This. If someone ever donated any amount of money to watch my shitty stream, you can be sure I would thank them.

>>377388412
Dude, my friend streamed A Link to the Past and got 15 viewers

>>377387727
Jerma.

>>377388441
And how many lewds have you gotten?
>:3
>>>/kys/

>>377385339
>>377385780
Kripp is the very defininition of cancerous Twitch streamers.

>>377385173
if someone literally just came up to you on the street and handed you $20 would you thank them or just take it and keep walking to avoid being 'annoying'?

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Wait, can anybody donate to your stream? Is that just a thing for Twitch or do you have to set it up first? How does that shit work exactly?

>>377404241
If you're actually getting donations, it's likely you have multiple hundreds of viewers.

If you have hundreds of people watching whatever performance you have going on, stopping to thank every individual donation or subscription is an interruption to the rest of the people.

>>377404348
There are donation services which are used that have functionality with twitch. TwitchAlerts is the most common one

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>>377384540
why do people donate money for this though? Sometimes when I'm bored at night I go to some random twitch stream that isn't too active and start ineracting with the streamer, I get the attention from them for free and it doesn't cost me anything. They might even recognise me the next time I come to their stream whereas if you pay $20 to a popular streamer they forget who you are seconds after they read your donation out.

>>377404387
It's also being considerate to the person who decided to give you money for free. If you don't thank people who give you free shit because you're afraid you'll hurt other people's feelings you are literally spineless

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>>377384424
>watching streams

>>377388490
0-100 pretty much need to marathon your stream to get as much people as you can. Fuck a schedule if possible just try 12-16 hour streams,( only possible in neet mode.)

After 100 it gets easier because you are higher up on the list, and more people are likely to see you.

Or be a grill or fucking amazing at a game

>>377384424
They are literally paying for the (you)s.

>>377384770
Low IQ, mutilated dick, can't fuck outside of marriage, daddy's oil money.

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>>377404680
>If you don't thank people who give you free shit because you're afraid you'll hurt other people's feelings you are literally spineless

>>377387727
>needing subs
Pathetic.

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I'm gonna start streaming touhou every day and see how many followers I get. I'm aiming for at least 5 a week from now.

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>>377388756
>mashing through dialogue.

Any streamer who does this deserves a meeting with a noose.

>>377388756
>Ok I'm going to stream this cutscene heavy game.
>and i'm going to read all of the dialogue out loud and give every character a different voice

>>377405643
He probably thinks his viewers will get bored if there is no action.
It's like those not properly taking time to read dialogues and speak to most people in towns etc.

They don't want their audience to get bored, their heart is in the right place

>>377385214
How new are you?

>>377385861
>>377385934
>>377386429
Kids these days

>>377400648
because you are a boring piece of shit dude

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>>377396578
I actually don't mind those. There's always those people whose days get better the moment they watch/listen to their favorite guy do their thing. If it means a lot to them, then so be it. I don't see what's so awful about it.

If it's a charity stream I can maybe understand.

If it's not, fuck off, you could be going on chaturbate and spending it there and at least see a girl or tranny masturbate.

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>>377396761
Can I be your friend? What's your favorite video game?

>>377407347
if you're actually a cute anime girl be careful i think he's a pedo

>>377407469
I'm sorry to break the veil for you, but anime girls aren't real. Thanks for the warning though. I don't except him to reply anyway.

>>377407526
>anime girls aren't real
They are in my heart.
Isn't it what matters the most?

>>377390745
>>377391002
>>377391407
>liking SJW shit

>>377407878
Sorry.

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>>377396761
I hope you shit yourself to death, you fat son of a bitch.

>>377408538
>envious poor faggot detected

>>377384424

>nothing because they are obviously retarded
>attention because they are obviously retarded

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>>377384424
>another resub
>streamer stop the game and make his voice echo
>hellllo anon and welcome back to the gaaaaang
>NEW SUB
>streamer stop the game
>get red light on his face
>green light on the background
>some edgy sound effects
>voice echoing
>HELLLOO ANOOON AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUB AND WELCOME TO THE GANG
>mfw

>>377386174
I'd date Akko, fuck Amanda, marry Mary and hold hands with Lotte

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>>377395028
>tfw I got this reference

>>377387727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXpNYAmSlgk&t=25s
Ritered cop truned twitch streamer

>>377395863
I never thought about this song applying to streamers. A little faggot with pink hair has never been more common.

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>>377403839
This

>>377388439
he also started when the shit was new and NO ONE was making any money at all via twitch

>>377391407
Look man I like destiny too but I don't lie about him.

>>377395863
need to make this a real song now
i just want to say faggot too, because the 80s were a different time and now they censored that word on any radio plays of that song in my area

>>377386852
not when games are shit these days

i would have KILLED to do this shit back in 4th gen

>>377396761
can I have your stuff?

>>377397256
I didn't know this, holy shit

>>377384895
Have fun having absolutely no one be able to keep up with your HD stream, numbnuts.
Especially since your whole no acknowledgement schtick will get you precisely nowhere.

I am rich and I like giving people money.

I payed a guy named GIMR to call himself a conniving jew for killing a game I liked.

>>377414854
How rich? I know a few oil-babies in Texas who are "rich" (as in, a couple million to their names) but nobody who would straight-up throw money away like that

>>377414854
GIMR is a heartless, soulless fuck. He will gladly take your money and say whatever

>>377415019
Texas oil baby tier but I own a small llc in florida.

Throwing money is easy when you live way below your means.

>>377415270
Agreed.

>>377415370
Well then, good for you. So long as you live responsibly, I can't fault someone for spending their money on what makes them happy, unless it hurts someone else. Out of curiosity, do you actively oversee the operations of your company, or just collect the cash? One of the three aforementioned texans is actively involved in her business, which makes me happy, while the other two just collect their monthly stipends as they drink themselves to death

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>>377386174
Ursula Sensei
Ursula Sensei
Ursula Sensei
Ursula Sensei

>>377415752
Im typing to you at my desk right now.

post more barmaids!

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What do you think of the poison arts?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/donate

>>377415857
Nice, man. Keep it up