I've never turned 360 degrees and walked away so fucking hard in my life.
>360 degrees
wouldn't you just walk forward?
>>377384272
sorry, meant 160
>>377384272
learn geometry, stupid
>>377384272
not if you were on the north pole
>>377384272
Fucking newfag
>>377384272
Stupid newfag
>>377384272
>>377384429
cant tell if counter-trolling
>Not walking straight into your opponents to kill them.
>>377383685
Same here. Will be the most "why am I doing this?" purchase of my life up to this point.
>>377383685
tfw his lewds are really good
>>377383685
>tfw I'll just create Sonic using the character creator
>>377384643
Have you ever considered not buying the game?
>>377384272
>Existing on flat geometry
Get a load of this pleb
>>377383685
I actually want to try this out because I like character creation and I want to see how far it goes.
>>377385058
>Existing in a dimensional universe
Pleb get on my inter dimensional level.
>>377384425
180 you mean
>>377384272
moon walk friend
>>377384272
You can still turn 360° and walk away. Granted you would be walking backwards but still. No idea why this is a meme.
>>377385342
regularfag
>>377385495
It's OLDFAG, you newfag. OLDFAG!!!!
>>377383685
holy shit i think OP may have just gotten some exercise
>>377383685
What's not to love about Sammy?
>>377385750
Sammyclassicsonicfan?
You're all fucking idiots
>>377384776
Yes. I wasn't going to initially; but I haven't played any Sonic games besides 1, 2, and the racing one on the NGC; so I figured why not. I have an open mind, so I'm just waiting for Sega to convince me not to buy Forces at this point.
>>377385690
>using ancient memes
>phoneposting
>>377384272
>tfw turning 28 in a week
>>377383685
The only people upset about what Forces is shaping up to be are the now-rightfully-alienated Adventurecucks. Boostkids are eating it up, and Classicfags don't even have a horse in that race anymore.
Congratulations on ousting yourself as an Adventurecuck, OP.
>>377385958
I'm actually Utopiacuck, you cuck.
>>377385896
>Troll face is an ancient meme
>Phone posting
Nigger what?
>>377386025
So you're a Classicfag.
>>377386125
Utopia doesn't have to use the classic skin. I would prefer if they use an Adventure skin or maybe a Sonic X skin desu.
>>377386069
Troll face is older than the universe.
>literally hundreds of thousands of autism-fueled OC's about to come to life in the new game
>>377386263
But it's a 3D version of classic gameplay. That's the easiest box to put it in.
There can obviously be more boxes, but if we give Utopiafags their own box, then what about GHPA2fags? What about Sonic World fags? What about Rushfags? Ridersfags? Storybookfags?
>>377386357
No it isn't.
>>377386430
Handle the series like Mario. Priority is Utopia-like games, which the A-team will work on. Then once in a while you'll get a good Riders or Rush or something idk
Fuck storybook tho
>>377386510
umm yes it is sweetie
>>377386637
I agree on having Utopia-like games being their main 3D output. TaxStealth can keep going with Sonic 5, 6, etc.
Basic ST can just take the next step with the Boost gameplay and make it a racer. Multiple laps on the stages, multiple characters, multiplayer.
>>377386376
>my nigga Coldsteel will become semi-canon
I'm sorry you're upset. Heh.. Nothing personnel, kid.
>>377383685
I agree.
It's been a long time since I've been interested in a Sonic game. This shit is gonna be hilarious.
>favorite games are 3&K, 2, and Generations.
>genuinely excited for Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces
I don't get why you can't like both
also Adventure 1 is a fine game.
>>377386753
Shut up Bess
>>377386784
We will never ever get an outlined plan like this. They've settled on boost gameplay with Classic Sonic and Green Hill zone cameos forever. Worst timeline.
>>377384272
yeah, shouldn't it be 720?
>>377387090
Worst timeline would be more Storybook shit as the main series. At least Mania's a thing.
>>377383685
SEGA does what Epic won't?!
>>377383685
But can I make Coldsteel? that's the important thing.
>>377388016
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED:)))))))) HAHA TROLLED YOU LNAO
>>377387971
Is that Bucky O'Hare? Ma nigga
>>377385958
I'm a boostkid but I'm not really wanting to create an OC.
>>377383685
Wow, this thread went to shit in a record pace.
>>377384272
epic
>>377383685
>360 degrees
good bait
>>377390332
It's a Sonic thread
>>377389897
I don't know if you can make him exactly, but hedgehog's an option, so you should at least be able to make a purple hedgehog.
>>377390849
I swear I would buy that game just for that stupid fucking meme.
>go in /v/
>see videogame
>turn 2π degrees and walk away
>>377384272
fat b8
>>377385803
The only one
>>377391049
>2π degrees
I hope this is bait
>>377390182
no that's peppy hare
>>377390136
>I-I W-WUZ PR-PRETENDING!!!!!
>>377391049
>2π
Kek you can't turn 2 pie degrees dumbass degres don't work in decimals.
>>377391556
>>377391049
Fuckin' ace baiting in this thread.
>>377384272
You fucking asshole. I hope you die, seriously.
>>377391049
>go to /v/
>see a meme post
>do a sick 1080° spin and walk away
>>377383685
>Fucking retard
>>377384745
>Tfw there's no way to color individual body parts so even if you try to make an OC as close to Sonic as possible, he'd still have blue arms.
>>377391632
oh shit I didnt realize that character was a white supremacist.
wtf I hate Konosuba now
>>377391049
now this is bait
>>377391049
>2π
>not 1τ
>>377387064
Awww diddims is angry :3
>>377385939
Perfect response to that post.
Time flies, mayne
>>377383685
>360 degrees
you'd just go foward, dumbass.
The OC doesn't even upset meWisps being back does
>>377391730
you should be thankful, I saved your thread
>>377384272
That is why he said walk away. He walks backwards.
>>377392043
Well, if the hedgehog proportions are like the wolf, he'd be closest to sonic boom sonic anyway.
I have a feeling that was the original pitch for this game: sonic boom sonic, normal sonic, and classic sonic teaming up, but then they realized people don't like sonic boom and went with the OC idea.
>>377391264
The only similarity between that character and sammy is they wear glasses.
>>377395352
Least we still got mania. the fact that Sega cant move away from boostshit/wisps to make anything moderately successful shows incompetence.
>>377395352
Colours was the best Sonic game of the decade, I'm glad Wisps are now a mainstay addition to the series
>>377386025
>Utopiacuck
>liking a pedophile's game
Worst Sonic project I've ever played. Just a bunch of open space with no structure.
what animal is that red one anyway?
>>377397489
Wolf
>>377391264
Is the kid on the right supposed to be someone who matters?
>>377397618
...That's the wolf? I was expecting something a bit scruffier
>>377387064
Oh schnookums, honey-bunny
>>377386069
>>377386357
>Troll face
How fucking new can you be?
>>377383685
Honestly its a brilliant move.
Their games sell like shit, their fan base is dead. The only fanbase left are the autistic OC creators.
This game will perfectly pander to their furry fapping desires and I cannot WAIT to see Sonichu.
>>377397624
how are you enjoying your first day on 4chan?
>>377391264
Reminder that this kid is an adult and married now
>>377399291
>Sonic
>sells like shit
>dead fanbase
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>377399564
like fuck he is
he was a kid when sonic generations came out 5 years ago
>>377399887
He was already 15 there
>>377383685
>>377399938
who the fuck gets married at 20?
>>377399291
Yeah, that's why we have daily sonic threads and every sonic trailer on youtube gets over half a million view in a day.
>>377400039
Normies who don't go to college
>>377400068
>not going to college
>normie
pick one
>>377400012
I need a sauce. This is gold
>>377400189
Getting a job straight out of high school is still pretty normie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k92NYw2O7DU
d-did he make it?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTNLB2hlGTH/
>you can finally play as Sonichu
They don't know what they unleashed.
>>377386357
It's Weejack
Wojack's older brother.
>>377400353
>exclusive to those with the switch version if they have the pikachu amiibo
>this is what sammy looks like now
>Sammy voted for Trump
>>377400350
but did he frick?
>/v/ turned an innocent young Sonic/Nintendo fan into a racist trumpsupporting pepeposting Chad
I hope you are proud of yourself
I hope the game can use the name as a seed to generate official <name>the hedgehog
>>377400670
Based Sammy
True american hero
>>377394437
You stupid nig >>377389792
Also
>foward
Reminder that Tails has either been turned or he's straight up dead.
>>377391049
Wouldn't it be ^2?
>tfw need to take trigonometry and pre calculus again soon
>>377399291
>their fan base is dead
Very much alive m8
>>377401004
What do you mean by "turned"
I haven't payed any attention to this game until people started talking about this whole custom character thing
>>377401657
Essentially, he's working for Eggman either against his will or by his own merit. Now this is all just MatPat levels of spitballing but there are some actual breadcrumbs to follow.
-The CaC is inserted into the team as their tech guy and as Sonic's de facto sidekick
-Sudden jump in Eggman's power, tech, and influence
-Tails has been entirely absent from all promo material
-Both Colors and Generations had subplots about him being potentially or actually mind-controlled
>>377402024
>-Tails has been entirely absent from all promo material
One of the gaming websites that got a preview of Forces mentioned Tails being in the game.
The rumor/leak that's been 100% correct so far says Tails gives up and doesn't join the resistance until Sonic comes back.
>>377384272
Retard
>>377384272
>>377384425
>>377384429
>>377384465
>>377384487
>>377384494
>>377384496
>>377385058
>>377385329
>>377385330
>>377385342
>>377385939
>>377387130
>>377389792
>>377390334
>>377391104
>>377391730
>>377395479
>>377403503
Guys, the meme is like 12 years old, it's not that unlikely for someone to have never heard of it, nor should they be made fun of for it.
You're acting like children who never grew up.
>>377403254
>until Sonic comes back
...Why did he leave?
>>377404084
you have to go back
>>377400350
Holy shit. He got his good ending
>>377404172
We don't know why Sonic wasn't there. The producer tweeted "The world was conquered by Eggman,so what was Sonic doing till then?"
The rumor didn't give any specifics either, just that it plays on a reality where Sonic disappears and Eggman takes over.
>>377404084
go back faggot
lots of freshly arrived gaffers in this thread today, damn.
>>377400012
I've been living under a rock, is SEGA fully endorsing Donutsteel characters?
that's...wow...the internet is about to get alot more deviantART everywhere
>>377404084
fuck you
So that's why Chaos haven't appeared anymore...They've been skinned alive and pasted onto kid's backpacks!
>>377404648
I'm ashamed to admit I would have fun with this, and then commit suicide right after before anyone found out
>>377385939
I'm only 23 but I guess I'm old for /v/'s standards.
>>377385939
Try being on most of 4chan in your 30s. Its weird, but I can't find any other site that "works" for me.
Think /diy/ is the only board where I don't feel old.
>>377385891
Why not get the actual good Sonic game coming out this year?
>>377404401
How much do you want to bet thevreason will some stupid shit like him eating chili dogs on the beach for 3 years straight or some stupid shit like that.
>>377404648
I'll consider it when the game lets me make a metal character, like metal sonic.
>>377389897
>>377390849
>>377391019
>>377399291
You're so uninformed.
>>377385939
Oh fuck, me too.
How do you cope?
>>377384272
why is everyone here such a newfag? this is said everytime this meme is mentioned and usually people get it. I guess /v/ is really just a colony for redditors now
>>377399564
Do we know that he's married? Shouldn't he be 18 at most?
>>377407163
rolling with the joke has become part of the meme now
it's like those "have a 100 word essay due tomorrow" meme and people go "lmao that's nothing", they're obviously joking
>>377404648
>all those fingerless gloves
do you think there will be any open foot shoes?
>>377407867
>50 more words to go
>>377407743
>>377404648
>A Sonic character with visible fingers
>>377406310
My guess is Eggman literally took over another reality, time travel shenanigans, or maybe Sonic got stuck in the Sol dimension.
>>377383685
>>377384272
lets take this opportunity to learn something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN58gPoW7DI
>>377410493
What's the point of learning about degrees when radians are objectively superior?
>>377396752
This. They don't look much a like. Is it because of the red shirt?
>>377410742
the red and the glasses seem to be the only real similarities
it's superficial enough for a sensible chuckle but nothing more
>>377391556
>>377391049
>>377406150
i started coming here when I was 16, now I'm 25
your post genuinely scares me, I want to get off this ride
>>377400189
Tons of normies just look for a job straight out of high school.
>>377411451
In my country it's a cultural expectation that you go to university if you aren't doing a traineeship. Getting a job straight out of high school literally isn't an option unless you want to have a career at a supermarket or mcdonalds. Any real company simply doesn't accept anyone who hasn't done a tertiary degree
>>377406562
Day 1 purchase.
What about Sonichu?
>sega going all in on on oc donut steels
>>377384272
Baiter baiting the baiters which are baiting the newfags.
>>377384272
I am the fucking bait master.
Childhood is defending Forces when it gets 72 on Metacritic. Adulthood is realizing Mania makes more sense.
>>377400350
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BTNLB2hlGTH/
Does anyone have Haley's page?
>>377412313
>the fandom splits like the church back then
when they gonna put down their first sonic temples to worship?
>>377409768
Sonic Generations was all about time travel shenanigans. It's probably a direct sequel and when Sonic was stuck there fixing the past, Eggman was free to do what he wanted in the current world.
>>377412238
>>377384272
>he doesn't know how to moonwalk
>>377383685
>literally walking away from the opportunity to play as sonichu
unbelievable
>>377415327
kek, that's polish
>>377385939
>tfw 21
>tfw was 11 when i first got here
>tfw basically raised by 4chan
i was doomed from the start desu
>>377417324
It is, can confirm, am Polish
Also, adding OC to Forces might just be thing to refresh 3D Sonic, why the shitstorm?
oh no it's cute
>>377406151
Jokes on you i'm getting both, gonna get me my Sanic fix for the entire year.
>>377394437
I'm going to miss all this Wendy porn
>>377384272
Lurk and die
>>377399564
Sonic is a faggot, post waifus