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>Playing Skyrim
>Choose a female character
>Make a cute nord barbarian loli
>Dad walks in and says "Why are you playing as a little girl?"
>Think of a lie and say "I'm forced to play as one"
>He says "No you're not, your uncle has this game and he's able to play as a man"
>"Well, I thought it would be fun to play as a little girl killing stuff"
>Dad gives me a funny look, "You ain't getting fruity on me, are you?"
>I start to laugh and say "No, sir."
>He decides to just leave
>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual
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Are you really this bored?
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>>377373962
Next time just say you'd prefer to stare at the ass of a female while you play, instead of a guy.
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>>377375885
But then his dad will think he's gay.
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>>377373962
argentina es primer mundo
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OP this is the some of the most reddit tier boring and shitty greentext story I've read in a while.
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>>377375885
Can't wait for this excuse to go out of style, like harlem shake and numa numa
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>>377376015
only if he's a him (female)
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>playing Skyrim
Stopped reading.
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>>377376135
"I prefer the female voice actor, the guy sounds like a chode"
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Let's just be honest here - any guy who plays as the female MC is a beta male. period.
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>>377373962
>tfw there are probably people here who don't recognize this pasta
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>>377373962
Why is it gay to play a female characters? It's pretty fruity and faggy, but not homosexual.
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>>377376294
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get over yourself, nobody stares at the ass while playing a video game. they GLANCE at it during character creation and that is not good enough for an excuse. nobody buys it.
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>>377373962
>you will never lick that red headed barb's armpits
Why live?
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>>377373962
I've known dick sucking faggots with more balls than you ever will. Man up.
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>>377376571
Why do you want to hear men grunting while you play? What's your fucking excuse homo?
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>calling your father 'sir'
???
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>>377376770
It's a thing that burgers in flyover states do.
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>>377375885
>In a first person game
or if you wan to pull that third person is an option shit
>instead of looking at your enemies and what you are doing
Just admit you love the cock and want to be the little girl, you will be happier after admitting it to yourself.
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>>377377048
I'm not sure I've ever used the term sir seriously in my life.
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>>377376408
but I don't want to be honest with you cause I don't even know u and I like playing as a cute girl
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>>377376135
but thats the literal only reason i play as a female
to get a boner.
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> Be straight
> Play as a female when I can
> Love to play dress up and shit
> Lez out if the option is available
It's honestly sad that men can't explore their want's and feelings, especially non-sexually ones, without being seen at best weird and at worst a pervert.
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>>377377350
Considering you have no culture or class that's not surprising
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>>377376571
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