I need one game with great gameplay, compelling story and awesome

>>377356042
Star Control 2

Alundra

>>377356042
One order of Fallout New Vegas coming up.

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H-here you go, senpai - I MEAN CHEF

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>>377356042
YES CHEF

one FFX hot and ready

Uh... w-what about Red Dead Redemption chef?

>>377356042
Hotline Miami

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>>377356175
>great gameplay

>>377356238
>>377356271
>compelling story

>>377356220
>awesome soundtrack

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN, YOU FUCKING DONKEYS!

>>377356042
MGR:R.

>>377356042
Max Payne 3, come at me, chef!

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Here you go, Chef.

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>>377356238
IT'S RAW!!!

>>377356380
>nier doesnt have an awesome soundtrack
play the game, retard

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>>377356087
I was going to post this one

I'd like to add that The Ur-Quan Masters is the version that should be played, though (the authors of the game open sourced it and it has since been ported to modern operating systems). No sense in emulating the DOS version.

>>377356380

>Nier Automata has bad soundtrack

step up, Gordy

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>>377356497
>awesome soundtrack

YOU FUCKING TWAT, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

>>377356380
>awesome soundtrack
You're right, it does RAMMY

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>>377356553

>>377356462
MY NIGGA

FUCKING DELICIOUS

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>>377356042
Right here Chef!

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>>377356042
*speaks into camera*
>I'm pretty sure Chef Ramsay will love this. It has a very unique attitude, but its an instantly recognizable classic at the same time. It would be hard for him to find fault in this dish.

>>377356042
Transistor

>>377356042
Halo: Combat Evolved was easy to reheat chef

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YES, CHEF!

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>>377356042
Nier: Automata

>>377356885
delete yourself

>>377356042
coming right up, chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wEZv3cwoMs&ab_channel=MikaelHenry

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Here's yo moffuckin' game nigga

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>>377356553

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>>377356042
Here you go Chef! One of the most highly reviewed games ever.

>>377356939
>delete yourself
BECOME AS GODS

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>>377356262
>>377356873
>>377356962
>mfw

wow... that's bloody terrific. Damn.

the last of us

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>>377356975
>finally get another ps2 after years of not having one
>finally get my hands on a copy of this last week from a friend
>mfw i couldnt even get to the chara select

EVERY SINGLE DISC of this game that i've seen has been decimated from nonstop use and it killed me to be so close and yet so far from playing it. top tier taste, anon.

>>377357159
unironically 2nd best suggestion so far

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>>377357159
mmmm... bloody good stuff. It's light, fresh, and a bit spicy. Good job.

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Order up: one FMV game that shipped on no less than three discs, move like you have a bollocks, you fucks!

>>377357159
>great gameplay

Born in 2002 detected

>>377357296
>like you have A bollocks
what did he mean by this

>>377357362
>He's never had a bollocks before

DONKEY

Deus Ex

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>>377356042
Xenoblade Chronicles.

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>tfw chef sempai ignores you
p-punish me, chef.

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ayy lmao

>>377357170
emulate it genius

>>377357509
failed miserably the story/gameplay tests
barely below ok in soundtrack

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>>377357296

Order up chef

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasmagoria_(video_game)

>Shipped on 7 discs

>>377356553
Underated

>>377356505

>talks the camera

I watched anon boldly bring chef the plate of Max Payne 3, and I noticed just like the many cooks before anon, have not taste tested the game on the hardest difficulty it has to offer.
The great gameplay rarely works in your favor and immediately taste uncooked when you get to favela stage and onward. But I was so hungry that week, I've ate it all. Will never do that again.

>>377357651
how the fuck am i gonna play 4 players with my boys, though? i only emulate games from 32bit and earlier; even that is very rarely

ONE ORDER OF BAYONETTA COMING UP

>>377357669
>Undeniably one of the greatest soundtracks ever made

Alright m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18uJPvyID_Q

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>>377356553

fuck u chef

>>377357831
you can still do that with an emulator, buy controllers

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>>377358056
Oh... you fucking pompflopper.

>>377357296

Serving three courses.

Wing Commander 1-3

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Ch-chef?

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W-will this work chef?

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R-right away, Chef!

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Also the best cover in the series, Chef.

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No problem, Chef.

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Here you go, chef!

>>377358723
>compelling story
Let me guess: Bowser kidnaps Peach for the millionth time?

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Here you go, Chef

>>377358906
No, actually, but nice try faggot

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>>377358497

>>377358906
play the game and find out

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>>377356042

Sure thing, boss

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Coming up, chef!

>>377359024
I don't like platformers aimed at kids.

>>377359125
It's not a platformer, but, once again, nice try faggot

>>377359052
>ITS PAIN, GRAB HIM!

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Gotta admit it was innovative for the time, right Chef?

>>377359125
You're clearly baiting so here's my (You)

>>377358997
FUCK YOU CHEF, YOU'RE JUST A HACK AND I'M GONNA EAT MY STEAK WELL DONE

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>>377356042
Y-yes chef!

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Come on chef, give me a challenge

Deus Ex, chef!

>>377358997
Who would have thought a chef would have such shit taste

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Soundtrack, check
Compelling story, check
Gameplay... Actually awesome in a way

>>377356087
Also this

>>377356785
It's only half-done!

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

>>377359518
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>377359264
YOUR GAME IS SO DATED THAT IT HAS HIS OWN QUOTE IN THE BIBLE

>>377359873
>no image
>expects me to believe he's Chef
Fuck you, nobody.

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Just activate god mode at the very last part of the game

>>377356380
>A Ramsey thread where the Ramsey has shit taste

oh fuck off

>>377359175
Well, whatever spinoff it is, I assure you it sucks. The only good Mario games are the RPGs.

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>>377359967
fuck you got me there

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Your taste sucks chef but taste this.

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Well, what do you think chef?

>>377359738
came into this thread specifically to post this, and only this

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>>377356042

>>377360247
This is one of my favorite games ever anon, but please delete this...please...

Do it and save yourself.

>>377360216
These kinds of games just piss me off
They just reek of pretentious bullshit with their 2deep story, purposedly shitty pixel graphics and whats more, they are always rpgs

jesus fucking christ i hate this fucking trend

MAJORA'S MASK, CHEF!

>>377359234
>pain

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>>377360247
>good gameplay
>wii game

>>377358897
>great gameplay

>>377360432
t. never played LISA

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RIGHT HERE CHEF


https://youtu.be/dQXIhUhIg1U

>>377360548
which or the gorillion ones that are always the same

>>377360605
Are you OK?

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>>377360462
>PAIN

>>377356380

Nier has amazing music you idiot.

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>>377358662
>compelling story

I NEED A STORY THAT STAYS COHERENT FROM THE START TO FINISH YOU FUCKING DONKEY!

>>377360432
Name one videogame story that wasn't 2deep4u

>>377360739
every non indie game
all of them

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>>377356563
>>377356587
>>377356743
>>377360703
DASKIDE HOKORI-SAN CHIN CHIN ESIBATZU DAIKEMASA DESU. WEEB KAIRIMASHTA!

>>377360432
It's because they don't have a lot of money. When indie games started taking off everything was a 2D puzzle platformer, so that genre got saturated quick.

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CHEF HERES MY DISH CHEF
I COOKED IT EXTRA RARE FOR YOU

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>>377356042
here you go cunt now fuck off

>>377360653

No, he's retarded.

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>>377360707
>chef failed out of grade school reading and english

>>377360739
doom

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>>377360819

>>377360739
Pokemon. You set out to beat the elite 4 and become a pokemon master and that's what you do.

>>377360432
Anon confirmed for shit taste. Choose your battles better, your problem isn't with this game.

>>377360981
MGS2's story stopped being consistent the AI plot twist was revealed

>>377360869
>chin chin
Underage filthy faggot watcher detected

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IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH CHEF

>>377360869

I'm not a weeb, because I think Japanese culture is shit, and the country is a shithole. Nier games have top tier music though.

>>377361098
Make sure it doesn't deflate into mmo freemium garbage

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>>377361098
THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT I ASKED FOR YOU CHIMNEY SWEEPING WANKER!

>>377361196
??
>>377361229
>didn't like dark sector
Ramsey, you're a fucking pleb.

>>377361090

No, it's your comprehension that fell apart.

>>377361292
>Throw boomerang behind cover for 2 hours
>Game ends

>>377361383
>being that uncreative with all the powres the game gives you

>>377361292
Make sure it doesn't become Warframe. shit too late. NOW FUCK OFF

>>377356042
DKC 2

>>377361435
I think you're thinking of a different game.

>>377361301
I tried to comprehend but MGS2 made it impossible

not to mention the game wanted me t believe a glitchy AI that has been manipulating you the entire game

>>377359125
You'll be surprised, the dialogue in the game is pretty much adult humor. And most characters talk like assholes. Even female characters like Peach get sassy. And there's a ghost woman you eventually hang out with that has big tits with boob physics.

There's a segment in the game where a computer develops sexual urges after watching Princess Peach showering. Then soon after ask her to help it understand that "malfunction" it couldn't compute when it watched her.

How's that for a kid game?

shadow of the colossus?

>>377361383
That multiplayer tho

>>377361419
If you are being honest:
The movement is just way too clunky, but fine, i can excuse it for 2008
HOWEVER, the game doesnt give you all the powers until the very end of the game, that means that for most of the game, everything is a boring frustrating chore of hiding behind cover trying to get the quadruple damage to connect
Seriously, they fucked up big time by not giving you AT LEAST the shield early on

>>377357159
>awesome soundtrack

I like TLoU, but no, not even close.

>>377361493
It's literally spelled out to you in the most brain dead way. Try playing it outside of middle school.

>>377361584
I enjoyed it.

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>>377356042
>great gameplay
>compelling story
>awesome soundtrack.
You got it boss

>Hurry up!

oh

>>377361419
>>377361584
also the enemies in LITERALLY every single area of the game are juuuuuuust outside the effective range of your boomerang.
That is some bullshit

>>377361661
>It's literally spelled out to you in the most brain dead way.

by a speaker who you don't know if they are telling the truth or not. And considering they have been lying to you the entire game, I have no reason to trust them

>>377361734
Trust Solidus.

>>377361703
>shit soundtrack
>forgetable teammates
>shit villain
>shit last mission and ending

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STAND BACK CHEF, I HAVE A MASTERPIECE

>good gameplay
>good story
>good music
>pushes the boundary of video game story telling
>refined gameplay that will never age
>music so fitting it makes me cry

>>377362001
>pushes the boundary of video game story telling
By not telling one.

>>377362001
>Good music

whoa-HOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOoooOoOoOoooo

>>377362001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iYDrXdxkpg

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>>377362001

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>>377361898
F

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>>377362001
>music so fitting it makes me cry

>tfw every video game with early access release is still fucking raw

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>>377362001
>refined gameplay that will never age

>>377362216
w-why are typing..F...anon?

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>This video game, did you and your team develop it?
>yes chef
>And the assets, are they new or reused?
>We created new assets chef
>And what about the Engine? You wrote it yourselves?
>w-well we licensed the engine chef
>Fucking Hell

>>377362260
>great gameplay
>compelling story
>awesome soundtrack

I'm pretty sure "early access" and this thread are mutually exclusive.

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>>377362065
>>377362082
>>377362158
>>377362221
>>377362289
FUCK OFF NONE OF YOU ARE GORDON RAMSAY

CHEF DO YOU ACCEPT MY DISH

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A bit rough around the edges but nothing a bit of tinkering and modding won't fix.

>>377362001
>How to trigger /v/ in one post
Well done have a (you)

>>377362341
kek

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>>377356553
Genuinely lel'd
Maybe just cuz I'm drunk tho

>>377361950
Yeah but he said hurry up

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>>377362001
>pushes the boundary of video game story telling

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Hold my beer

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>>377356042

YES CHEF, Metro 2033.

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YES CHEF

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>>377356553

>>377361898
I'd trust him over the fucking AI

but I trust Snake more

>>377360092
Stop.

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>>377356553

>>377362317
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/05/16/voice-of-solidus-snake-john-cygan-dies-at-63

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>>377358375

>>377362734
>Great gameplay

>>377362793
Snake is a pawn. And becomes a senial punk.

>>377356785
Oh wow I was just thinking about this as I scrolled down the thread.

>>377362951
>tfw there is never a point in the series where solid snake isn't a tool for the patriots

the true heroes of mgs4 were ocelot, eva and naomi and maybe sunny

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>>377362870

>>377362341

Severely underrated

>>377359653
What game is this?

>>377356380
Good job m8, you triggered the Nier autoautists

>>377356042
Ys: Oath in Felghana

>>377363116
Pathalogic

>>377362951
snake had a hard life

>>377362795
Truth hurts apparently.

>>377362341
fucking lel

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not a compelling story but its decent

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>>377356042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
Order up chef

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>bloody hell
>this sandwich
>*weeeeeeeeoooooooooorrrrwwwhhhh*
>is the best fast food sandwich i've ever bloody eaten

>>377360564

/thread

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>inb4 chef whines about the dice roll mechanics

>>377362341

Best post

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>>377360694
>!THE PAIN!

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Pan.
Hot.

>>377356042
WHAT A THRILL

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>"Is the ice cream fresh?"
>"... No chef, it's frozen."
>"Wow. Unbelievable"

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aye, chief.

>>377361495
I was baiting Senpai. TTYD is one of my favorites.

>>377363960
>What's this
>It's sushi, chef!
>IT'S FUCKING RAW

>goes into freezer
>starts destroying rotten food with his bare hands, slime and rotten meat under his finger nails
>rubs them in the chef's face
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>LOOK AT THIS
>slides his finger across black slime oozing from fungus
>ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON SOMEBODY!?
>rubs rat dropping and piss on his balls
>OH MY GOD I'VE EATEN HERE
>crushes cockroaches and throws them in his hair
>YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!

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For you, chef.

>>377363960
>>377364046
KEK

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>>377356553

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>>377356042
YES CHEF!

I've prepared three different dishes for you today.

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>>377356553
epic post

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>>377364451
Are you kidding me!? Those are way too expensive. Take some bland bread with brown sauce and sell that! We'll market it to a wide audience

>>377364046

Sushi refers to the rice. The rice is cooked.

>>377356238
>>377356553
kek

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>i see there's an egyptian theme, and that ties in with the cuisine
>that's right
>now the restauraunt's name is Osiris' Oasis
>yes, after the god of the underworld
>and, everywhere, you have "Osiris" displayed on the walls, menu's, and the giant logo out front
>that's right
>well the problem is that's not Osiris
>it's not?
>no, osiris has the Atef crown, he didn't have the head of a hawk
>who is it then?
>IT'S FUCKING RA

Cave Story
Metroid Prime
Bastion
Journey
Shadow of the Colossus

>>377364901
Hades>Osiris

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>>377361703
YOU
>>377362001
YOU
>>377362734
YOU
>>377363674
YOU
>>377363980
YOU
>>377364726
YOU

FUCK OFF

Ib
Tohou
Sonic 2
Final Fantasy 7
Undertale
Kingdom Hearts
Icarus: Uprising
Nicktoons Unite
Grabbed by the Ghoulies
Ratchet and Clank
Assassin's Creed 2
Wario Land

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>377356042
HYPER LIGHT DRIFTER BABES

>>377365617
Forgot about Contra

>>377356042
That's RETARDED
Its like asking for a dish with good preparation and good ingredients but not actually requesting the type of dish or meal.

>>377365617
>Assassin's Creed 2
Desmond Miles is the blandest motherfucker on the planet.

>>377366359
and you play as him for like what? 1 hour at most

>>377366519
>Oh no, we gotta stop the world from ending!
Kind of loses all impact when everyone you meet in the world is an insufferable prick. The Ezio part was fine, but the future segments were god awful.

>>377356042
undertale

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>>377366851

>>377367304
seeing this gif in slow mo was the best thing in my life

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>>377367304
Tell me which of the three doesnt apply to it bloody nancy boy

>>377368051
Let's start with the gameplay part, how about that? You've made me a ham and cheese sandwich with lunch meat and american cheese and forgotten the bread

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Yes chef

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>>377356553
How's this chef?

>>377364901
my sides

Sleeping Dogs