>not worshipping some dead guy as if he's a god >impeccable

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Sure

>>377323994
>wants whats best for tamriel
>wants to literally undo reality
what did he mean by this?

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>>377323994
Fuck the thalmor and fuck elf people

>>377323994
Piss skins get out

>playing todds game

>>377325432
where is the fallout 4 behind the scenes so we can get more todd memes

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>>377325564
did someone say Todd memes

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>>377323994
>cousin fucking piss skin ayylmao elves
real best race coming through

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>>377325798

>>377323994
I love that character, especially when he hates on these fucking dogs running around in the keep.

Cicero is still bae, however.

>>377323994
>How are they the "bad" guys again?

they wanna wipe out all mankind by forcing that crazy metaphysical shift. that's why they wanna take out Talos by executing his believers.

sure, elves are superior but that doesn't mean you should wipe out "inferior" lifeforms, just because they don't live as long as elves.

>>377324860
World ending is not that bad in TES.
At the end of the day everyone is an immortal Ada in one form or another, all mortals are just bound spirits, bound to mortal plane.

>>377324860
>undo reality
>normies eternally BTFO

where do I sign up to become a thalmor agent?

>>377326315
Elves are not superior

>>377326543
they live much longer than humans, so technically yes, they are.

the most inferior races in the TES universe are Khajiits and Argonians. their life expectancy is even lower than those of human races.

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>>377326315
>>377326315

Humans wouldn't be "wiped out" anymore than elves would. They will also "ascend" for lack of a better word.

The only difference is that Elves want it to happen, men don't

>>377325884
WE

>>377326740
How is superiority and inferiority tied to age?
Mer are very infertile, it takes a lot of time for their females to start ovulating and half of the time they shoot blanks, does that make them inferior?

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>>377326878
WUZ SNOW MONKEYS N SHIT

>>377326784
>They will also "ascend" for lack of a better word.

I thought they would just totally vanish and that the elves are spirits then. that was the difference or so I thought.

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>>377326878
WUZ KHAJIITZ

>>377327003
Altmer are retarded and most likely wrong.
We know that Mundus makes things bound to it mortal, it can drain even Et'Ada to the pitiful state of coma they are in right now.
There is most likely no need to destroy men at all, there might be need to destroy Talos to unmake the world, BUT if world would be unmade EVERYONE would become spirits again, not bound to mortality.
There is nothing in metaphysics to suggest otherwise, it's just elven bias and hateboner for men.

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>>377325798
>>377325941

>>377326784
So basically cleansing from Skyrim mod Enderal, just much shitier exsposition, overall story and lore. Gotcha

>>377326936
>How is superiority and inferiority tied to age?

are you serious right now with that kinda question?

longer life expectancy = far more days to experience the world = gain more wisdom, knowledge and skills = become way more powerful than most humans

It's even in the game. Like if you go to Solitude and talk to that high elf wizard who "takes care" of Sybille Stentor who is a vampire but also a breton and because he doesn't wanna reveal that he pretends to be surprised because she is so experienced in magics and studying that even though she is "just a Breton".

that only makes sense.

>>377327356
oh I see. thanks for clearing that up. I don't have the time to read so much TES lore stuff.

>>377327501
It's irrelevant because there are dozens of ways to become immortal in TES, majority of powerful wizards are ageless one way or another.

If you were a shit wizard in the first place you will die, die 80 year old man or 300 year old mer, doesn't matter. If you are a good wizard you will become immortal easy peazy and maybe later ascend in some way or do some crazy shit like Shalidor stealing secret of life from Akatosh.

>>377327720
Got any questions?

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>>377323994
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
FUCK YOU THALMOR GLOBALISTS

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Sithis is the true god, fuck the Thalmor. Hail Talos.

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>4E 201
>highlighters still can't handle Lorkhan banter
Fuck Thalmor why would you want to destroy reality when you can use it to further your own goals and ambitions? They're like /r9k/ personified can't handle reality with its problems so they can get any fun out of it.
>imperials have massive empires and a man god who comes in to intervene when shit goes down in the form of a fucking dragon
>khajits get high as fuck and experience transcendental reality with drugs
>Redguards and Nords all about honoring their ancestors and live to kill shitty Altmer
>Dark Elves play along with Lorkhan banter and become living gods, also devote themselves to Azura
>Bosmer and Argonian live side by side with nature in appreciation of the created worlds beauty and their connection to it
>Altmer have pulled off all kinds of shenanigans with their magical powers and ascended to higher states of being
And then Thalmor come along and throw some coups because they're to intelligent to be alive, kill them all.

>>377327875
you're compartmentalizing way too much. it's not "irrelevant". we are talking TES race biological FACTS here and not about how magic could alter life expectancy.

instead you could compare two warriors (or heck let's just say they are merchants or commoners), one is elven, the other is human. let's say both don't care about magic at all and just live and die the way they should. the elf still gets much older and has more to gain from life in total. the human dude dies much sooner.

therefore, yes, elves are naturally superior.

>>377328315
Tell me that they're thalmors.

>>377327962
no thanks, I'm good.

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>>377328117
I will Amaranth your ass.
Lorkhan>whatever fag you belive in

>>377328423
>Thamlors
I don't mean to imply all Altmer are Thalmor if that's what you're getting at, High Elves have done all kinds of things and the Thalmor have spoiled their good name.

>>377328315
This guy gets it.
It's just Lorkhan shenanigans.

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>>377323994

It's objectivly better that all living and dead things in Nirn be "ascended" "uncreated" "neverexistant" than to be stuck as the playground of merceless Deadra and Aedrea. Even worse every corner of tamriel is infected by necromancers, zombies, vampires, deadra minions and other monstrocities. Only "beings" that could have altered the sandbox of Nirn were Dwemer but they have most likely been stoped/sabotaged.

Let it all uncreate, so we can begin a new better world!

>>377329328
>Let it all uncreate, so we can begin a new better world!

AgeOfSigmar.png

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>>377329474
>being stuck in permanent uncreation
baka senpai,
If they endtimes 40k, babies will be kicked

Mundus is just the dream of Anu/The Godhead right?
What happens if he wakes up?

>>377330084
No. Munduns is real, Anu is just a myth.

>>377323994
"Some dead guy" would be relevant if he didn't actually, literally ascend to godhood.

where the waifu at?

>>377324860
>undoing reality is a bad thing
Pls explain

>>377331986
do you wanna live in a reality where a chosen few can literally pause time to look in their inventory and have access to world crafting powers?

>>377332587
Ah yes, the chosen few who can choose between carrying 300 giant cheese wheels or 2 swords and maybe some armor

>>377328561
>worshipping the eternal jobber

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>>377323994
>fuelling the retarded 'is Talos a god?' skyrim babbies lore videos on youtube
>le epic trench coat
>le british accent
>want to destroy man's empires and civilisations so they can ascend
>want to botch LORKHAN's brilliant plan to create an incredible amount of amaranths
What do I care?
I only place best race.

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>>377334176
>be talking swamp lizard
>too dumb to think in battle so get controlled by the hist like an RTS drone

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>>377330084
>What happens if he wakes up?
the same thing that happens when any one of the countless of godheads before him wakes up.

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>>377334737
>Elder Scrolls Online announcement on E3
>We are gonna have the entire continent!
>From Morrowind to Skyrim!!
>/v/ anon draws this map literally within the hour
>ESO marketing team enterally BTFO

>he doesn't lore
Talos isn't a dead guy
He's three dead guys, 2 of which have the souls of gods
And as such he mantled Lorkhan
The god that made elves into mortals
So they realize he is a god they just don't want to worship him
Also it gets even deeper, as the daedra, lorkhan and everything else under padomay is not real.
They are "cracks" in reality, don't think of them as padomay, they are an absence of Anu.
Lorkhan is not a god, he's the absence of one. He is change, which is the opposite of time (A concept greatly explored in C0DA, which is now debatably canon with the new ESO expansion, where Sotha Sil replaces time to influence change)
Talos is still real though, as he is a third akatusk, a third mortal, and a third the absence of akatusk. He is Change tied to reality by time, not only making him lorkhan, but making him a fragment of the akatusk as well.
Talos can not be killed as the elves think, as even without talos, they will worship Shor, Lorkhan, Shezzar. And even if elves ended that they will stull worship Akatosh, Alduin, Alkhosh, Auriel. Talos is immortality bound to the immortality of two others.
Even if lorkhan and akatusk both lose power and stop being worshipped, his mortal soul then moves on to the dreamsleeve to be recycled, where he is bound to incur another dragonbreak and fix it all.
The elves are literally against all odds in TES, they can not accomplish their goal of unmaking spacetime

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>>377335154

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I would smooch Morihaus

>>377334737
wow Daggerfall's map has a lot of water in it.

>>377336107
Non canon.

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>>377336840
Its almost as wet as Morrowind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ8y4VeKQxA

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>Roll Dunmer
>Side with the Stormcloaks just to be a influential representative for my ilk in the Grey Quarter

>>377328352
So what you're saying is that deep sea clams, giant tortoises and certain types of jellyfish are the most superior things we know of on earth.

>>377323994
because nordfag casuals are retarded.
>>377324720
case in point

>>377334737
>be talking ape
>too dumb to think in battle so get orders from higher ups
you realize the hist is just a more efficient form of taking orders from commanders right?

>Legion is introduced trying to execute you because they couldn't be bothered dealing with paperwork
>still more popular than Stormcloaks because Stormcloaks are mean ol' racists to all the fan favorite races
lel, how can Stormcloaks even recover?

>>377327356
To kill Talos you need people to stop worship him and for that you need to kill men.

Also men are another pillar

>>377338750
You can't kill men. Sithis is too powerful.

>>377337576
But anon, the nords hate your kind

>>377338812
Sithis is an idea. Change, IS NOT.
Sithis has no consciousness but manifests in everything.

>>377338917
Lazy elf. You're all the same.

>>377336107
>C0DA
Stopped reading there and ESO is not canon.

>>377328561
fuck off trainwiz

>>377339012
>>377337061
All of that is canon though, even if C0DA is not, I just said C0DA explored the idea well, not that C0DA was the basis of it

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>>377338994
I'm a swamp nigger you fucking racist
You shouldn't give those le epic gnostism fags any time of day anyway

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>>377339405

>>377339845
But that's what I'm telling you, it is in-game lore, C0DA just explores a specific concept well, even if it is not canon, it is a good way to relate to canon lore

>>377340058
The absence of Anu is in game lore? Please insert source anon.

>>377340191
It's literally covered right away that Anu is the Amaranth and the absence of Anu is called padomay. Padomay isn't real in that sense, they aren't seperate beings, they are two sides of the same being. Much like Akatusk and Lorkhan. Look into things like Marukhati Selectives and the shattering of Akatusk for better explanations

>>377323994
>not worshipping some dead guy as if he's a god
HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

>>377338456
There's literally a talking ape race tho.
And no, not humans.

>>377340379
Yeah, but that's only in lore.

>>377326784
Every time I'm reminded that Tamriel isn't the only thing on Nirn, I get hopeful that we'll see a full game outside of it.

>>377340471
Just you wait, in The elder scrolls 6: The revenge of skyrim: Electric boogaloo todd himself will code them in.

Just like he added sexy kitty to morrowind.

>>377340372
>the absence of Anu is called padomay
insert source

Please next time don't confuse facts and interpretations. By the way go back to r/teslore/ here we like facts not fictions.

>>377323994
>not worshipping some dead guy as if he's a god

Talos the divine =/= Tiber Septim the man

its the equivalent of saying one corner stone is also the whole building, there is much more that makes up the Talos oversoul than Tiber Septim

>game doesn't let you beat both side because you don't want to get mixed up in political shit and too busy slaying dragons to care

it's a shit game anyway but still

>>377340718
By "sexy kitty", do you mean the Khajit bitch with a multi-part quest? Was that really the Toddler's doing?

>>377323994
At least eh stormcloaks worship someone who actually existed.

>>377326740
humanity can out breed you assholes, enjoy 6 generations of human raids while you try and raise one

>>377340992
Todds a furry

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I wonder if TES would be more or less popular if the more was better explored/presented in-game

I can't help but feel 95% of the player base is missing out on almost all of it, you really have to dig. The average player doesn't even know how Vampires came into being, which is pretty brutal.

>>377341059
Isn't Summerset full of FUCK YOU wizards? The elves can just scamper back to their island and try again in like 200 years.

>>377341141
**more = lore

>>377323994
Tiber is all CHIMmed up.
It is the ultimate lore armor.
Better luck next Kalpa piss skin.

>>377341185
no one can withstand being besieged constantly, plus the Empire also has very powerful wizards.

The most important thing for the empire to do though would be take Elsweyr back first and foremost, Khajiit have a similar lifespan and breeding scheduled to humans and would likely be turned into shock troops by the elves if they ended up in that situation

>>377340756
>please insert source
I did. Marukhati selectives fractured akatusk, which is when it is revealed that the Akatusk is the soul of Lorkhan and inside of his heart, meaning they are the same being, so if padomaic =anuic anu=padomay, if Lorkhan is the soul of Sithis and Akatusk is the soul of Anuiel than Anuiel=sithis and anu=padomay as much as akatusk=anuiel=anu and lorkhan=sithis=padomay

>>377341661
>which is when it is revealed that the Akatusk is the soul of Lorkhan and inside of his heart, meaning they are the same being
Please quot precisely. I will show you why it's your interpretation. And go back to TES lore, you're not welcome here.

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Reminder that by the time of skyrim the empire is a crumbling mess barely holding it together. Only cyrodiil, High rock and a civil war ravaged skyrim remain.

The Dominion has them bent over a barrel, even free to roam their lands and persecute Talos worshipers. It's only a matter of time until the downfall of the empire plays out in-game, be it during or just after it happens.

Of course the player will save the day in some way... but the empire as we know it will have fallen into ruin completely.

>>377323994
Talos refers to three men you dumb mer

>>377341524
>no one can withstand being besieged constantly
Tell that to the altmer logistics who fought the brass god

>>377341524
>no one can withstand being besieged constantly
Unless you're able to poof your whole island out of the normal plane of existence like the Psijics have done twice.

Granted, the Psijics would almost certainly not support the rest of the Summerset Isles in the event of invasion, and would just fuck off again until things cool down.

>>377341762
>go back to r/teslore because established lore that is heavily discussed in the /tg/ lore thread doesn't fit my headcanon
If Marukhati Selectives aren't good enough for you, there is The Four Suitor of Benitah, where it is stated that Akatosh, Aurbis and Oblivion are all the same thing, once again proving anuic=padomaic

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>>377341127
NO

>>377342506
thats not really being besieged now is it?

>>377342579
You spent too much time on the reddit lore thread. You're no more capable of providing precise quotes.

>>377332886
yea the chosen few who managed to escape the wheel of destiny when they were born, honestly in the world of the elder scrolls, is anyone truly free from the gods except the few lucky ones? isn't just the thalmor conquest an insurrection against the deities for designing such a shit world for anyone on earth? isn't not existing and yet never a slave a better end than Fatalism?

>>377342664
Sometimes the battle not fought is a battle won.

>>377323994

>English with a proper accent

Britfag here. Are you aware that the accent with which the americans and canadians speak is the way we all used to speak?

So does skyrim actually have a decent amount of good quest and story? or is all of it as bad as /v/ says

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>>377323994
THALMOR ARE RIGHT,

TAMRIEL FOR THE MER!

>>377326470
jej
>yfw the Thalmor are the ideal /r9k/ faction

>>377340992
>the Khajit bitch with a multi-part quest
Nope. There's a test room called Toddtestroom or something in the game with a naked female khajiit named Sexy Kitty inside.

>>377341832
Anon believes the Heresy.
Let's all giggle at the silly anon.

>>377343117
You're obviously a Britfag. Lots of accents here, fagboy.
And yes, we've all heard that trivia.

>>377341141
Better writing is a possibility but why care when you can make untold millions with even less effort?Bethesda is either full of delusded assholes who think their making the best roleplaying games on the planet or just really like money and understand how low expectations casuals have.

>>377343626
goddammit tod

>>377343319
Quests and story are definitely not Skyrim's strong suit.

>>377343626
>Sexy
Her name was Pretty Kitty you fucking furfag.

>>377343748
There's always hope. Morrowind was created while Bethesda was struggling financially. Prey didn't do well, if Quake heroes bombs too maybe they'll be bothered put some effort into their next game.

>>377323994
>thinking they have a right to dictate religion
>3edgy dress sense
>wanting to undo reality
>literally do not age and still think they get to bitch about things not being the way they want
>worst stealth archers

Fuck your nigger Thalmor race.

Bethesda is almost as bad as EA

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>>377344175
They don't need to be stealth archers when the dominion OWNS the best stealth archers in hippy cannibal land.

>>377323994
>(((Elves))) get BTFO'd multiple times by "Lesser races"
>The divines support these outcomes
>I sware we are the master race

Get fucked Thalmor, Either the legion or the stormcloaks will come at you sword in hand and fuck up your foundations, then another random ass legendary hero (probably some random ass criminal or beast slave) will somehow find a way to summon some dwarven fuckmachine and perform a Numidium 2.0: Holocaust boogaloo on you fucking whining knife eared bitches.

Nobody likes you, not even the other elven races.

>>377343683
Neck yourself. 99% of people haven't heard it

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>>377331986
>Undoing reality is a good thing
How about you just neck yourself you elf loving, nihilistic piece of shit.

>>377323994
Name ONE (1) high elf that has achieved CHIM

Inb4 Tribunal
Remember how they told your ancestors to fuck themselves ?

>>377348186
>ascending to a higher plane of existence
>nihilistic
I bet for a snownigger like the Nord being a filthy barbarian is the epitome of life.
Nice normalfag reaction image, by the way.

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Stop non-nordic immigration to skyrim
Stop the Aldmeri Dominion
Stop banning the worship of Talos
Stop Integrating non-nords immigrants
Stop the genocide of native nords
Stop the Altmerification of Skyrim via White-Gold Concordat
Stop "multiculturalism"

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>>377338563
Stormcloaks think they can withstand the Thalmor, somehting the unified Empire could not. Stormfags are literally retarded.

Pic unrelated.

>>377349016

Is there a mod to turn Ulfic into Donald Trump?

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>>377349016
>I am sworn to carry your burdens

>>377328561
Talos is Lorkhan, though.

>>377348834
>Undoing reality
>Higher plane of existance

imblyign

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>>377349125
Stormcloaks think that the Thalmor can't fucking take Hammerfell, a place that's still fighting the war like it never fucking ended, and they're fucking right. Stormcloaks want to join Redguards and kick scrawny banana ass.

>>377341141
i end up saving that image every time, and once in a while i notice i have 3-4 of them

>>377349016
you forgot
Turn everyone in tamriel into argonians except for some white human women to use as sex toys