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>chivalry
>patrician

lmao

>>377317437
>more hours on chivalry than on MB
>patrician
l o l

>>377317437
>early access crap
>witcher 3
>chivalry

>patrician
(You)

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>>377317437

Fuck, you made me realize I have terrible taste.

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Im the best.

>>377317672
>Skyrim
Sir I will have to escort you out the premises
*I throw you out the Patrician Penthouse*
*Door slams shut*
*Door opens again*
*The dovahkin helmet is thrown on top of you*
*Door slams shut a second time*

>>377317724
>More hours in the superior competitive multiplayer title
What's your point? Warband is only really good for a handful of singleplayer runs where late game grinds to a chore of "throw hundreds of troops at castle after castle"

>>377318110
IM is actually a great multiplayer shooter but the devs fucked up their money and vision. It wasn't even meant to be PVP but that's the only good part about it

>>377317437
But Witcher is normie-bait, that's not patrician.

>148 hours in a shitty early access game that came out in 2013

Trash

>>377318194
>King's Bounty
My nigga

>>377318504
>Best lighting in any shooter
>Lighting that varies throughout the game, at times going completely pitch black
>Torches and lasers
>Choice between smg and AR and that's it, no GAY loadouts
>Good HTK

Now say why the game is bad.

>>377318329
WB multiplayer shits all over Chivalry, my dude

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>>377317437

>>377318329

did you just RP at me you fucking autist?

also Skyrim with gay werewolf sex mods is the height of patricianship.

>having to prove anything to /v/
My life isn't THAT bad.

Witcher 1 > Witcher 3 > Witcher 2

>>377318950
>third person
>cavalary kiting the entire map hitting people in the back
>lack of sprint to chase down archers
>everyone is spamming feints at any given time because no stam bar
>slow footspeed
>inability to 1vX because you can only hit 1 person per swing

chiv has a ton of issues too but it plays a lot better than warband

>>377319104
OP here - u right!

>>377318991

pleb

>>377317437

Did you leave your PC on with FTL running or something? I beat the game on normal in 2 runs and then on hard after a few more tries. Is there really that much replayability with all of the different ships?

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well?

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Oh a scale of Patrick Kekplek to Patrician Hernandez, how do I do?

>>377319260
It's a nice chill out game

>>377317437
>two point five k hours on swinging knight tornado: the game
autist

>>377318787
>Still early access after 4 years

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>>377317437

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the 6th game is Terraria

>>377319132
>>third person
not an argument
>>cavalary kiting the entire map hitting people in the back
Chivalry doesnt even fucking have cavalry
>>lack of sprint to chase down archers
only shitters cant deal with archers
>>everyone is spamming feints at any given time because no stam bar
granted
>>slow footspeed
so?
>>inability to 1vX because you can only hit 1 person per swing
1vX is entirely possible

Meanwhile, Warband has more maps, more weapons, more game modes, huge 100v100 servers and a dedicated community. Add Napoleonic wars and you get even moredank shit.

>>377319702
That's why the devs are bad, not the game

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Wallpaper engine is a neat game.

>>377319960
>Actually having friends

Not patrician in the slightest.

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>>377317437
I just play shit that is comfy while doing other things and multitasking. I do not have good taste.

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the better games begin at less than ~60 hours,
and I don't even know why I play the shit-tier games for that much.
h8 and h8, just fucking h8...

>>377320121
>>third person
>not an argument
Character model obstructs screen, leads to cheese playstyles where you look behind you, doesn't give as much control to your weapon mid strike
>Chivalry doesnt even fucking have cavalry
Good
>only shitters cant deal with archers
How do you deal with archer beyond having a shield? You can't really strafe because movement too slow. No projectile parry (chiv comp mod has this).
>>slow footspeed
>so
see above, also makes game feel tame imo. In team objective on chiv sometimes you need to break out from an engagement fast, leads to football-esque plays but in a melee gam
>1vX is entirely possible
send vid of it happening pls, genuinely curious as to how you're meant to do that
>Meanwhile, Warband has more maps, more weapons, more game modes, huge 100v100 servers
Warband is desigend for a large player base true but this causes the individual player to be weaker (slower movement, no hit through multiple enemies etc.) More realistic at the cost of skill ceiling

>>377317437
4/10
>>377317672
5/10
>>377318194
4/10
>>377318308
4/10
>>377318493
3/10
>>377319263
7/10
>>377319324
6/10
>>377319780
7/10
>>377319856
5/10
>>377319960
3/10
>>377320225
3/10
>>377320715
4/10
>>377320746
3/10

>>377320780
not the other guy, but go fuck yourself with chivalry's netcode and bad hitboxing.
FFS it feels so uncomfortable and unrewarding.
Also 90% of cunts are just spinning around looking up and down, cause they can't combat properly and have to exploit the shitty combatsystem.
Meanwhile Warband did everything right literally years earlier.

>>377319780
Best ITT

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>>377317437

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>>377317437

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fuck you

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>>377321972

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contribuuutin

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>>377317437
fuck dota 2. i could have done something better with those hours.

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is pubg weeb cause its made in korea

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>>377317437
>The Witcher 3 on Steam

>>377320980
10/10 autism then

>>377321554
4/10
>>377321674
3/10
>>377321972
2/10
>>377322223
5/10
>>377322318
3/10
>>377322419
2/10
>>377322558
4/10

>>377317437
all 5 of those games are garbage.

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no bully pls

>>377317437
>more hours on chivalry than warband

Promptly remove yourself

>>377318329
Warband Napoleonic Wars has a better and more active autismo-competitive multiplayer than Chivalry will ever have. And on top of that it's fun to fuck around with casually.

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Go ahead and bully me.

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>377317437
>Patrician Gamer
>literally only meme games