>at work >shift flying by >working next to some old

>>377308691
when i go to work stoned it feels like i'm playing a game, with varying difficulty levels depending on the customer and how many coupons they're armed with.

>>377308691
> all I play are time-consuming farming games.
You do not sound like your work is anything different.

>>377308938
>going to work stoned

Thank god I'm working in an office with no boss and only one intern.

>>377308938
DUDE

>>377309326
I work a shit part-time job for FedEx moving boxes. Make enough to get by and have plenty of free time for my mind-numbing video games.

>>377308938
DUUUUDE I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW

>>377308691
I try to imagine my whole life is a game of sorts, I sometimes pick up random scraps of paper and read them to see if they're important, or pick up scrap I find, trying to find a use for them later. Stuff like screws, matches and so on of course usually prove useful, while other things do not.

Sometimes I think about being in a game when im like, running or something to motivate me if I'm running out of steam.
Usually though I just kind of day dream about some game ideas or stuff I'd like to try out in my own design job. I don't think its healthy to gamify your job, its escaism and you should probably just switch to a new job if you can.

>>377309881
I fucking wish mate

>>377310087
is this an r9k thread?

>>377310423
Dunno, I don't browse /r9k/.

>>377308691
when I was 13 I did that to not want to kms in school. I kinda do it now but I don't? Maybe i'm a man child, not too sure.

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>>377308938

Whenever my mom forces me to get out of my ass and go clean the bathroom I think of it as speedrunning a game. It's pretty fun desu

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Fuck this hat, every teenaged faggot who lives in the town I work in wears this shit

>>377309041
>when I drive a truck I think I'm in a truck sim that makes me think I'm really driving a truck

Woah

>>377309478
WEED

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I used to work nightshift in a supermarket and I'd spend pretty much the whole 10 hours pulling apart and stomping on cardboard boxes.

I'd pretend I was doomguy and I was ripping and tearing demons all night long

I work at a pizzeria and sometimes when it's busy I get flashbacks of those stressful restaurant simulator flash games.

>rip bong in my car before shift at little caesars
>walk in reeking of the devils lettuce
>no one fucking cares because its california
>clock in
>proceed to make dough for 4 hours while talking to the qt cashiers since they always stick all the men in the back
>eat pizza for break 10 minutes before clocking out
>rip bong again after work