>coworker approaches >hey man I saw you were playing some

Yeah it's pretty fun.

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First of all
>being a wage slave
Secondly
>being spoken to
Thirdly
>wasting your time with weebshit

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>>377268538
put on my nep hat

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>Turbodimensional
EXCUSE me but it's Hyperlesbian Noire Goddess Black Heart TURBO

And yes indeed, in a world filled with women, a single lonely soul fail to make even a single friend and resolve herself to offering sexual favors, and end up saving the world.

>>377268861
>Black dude that works at the gym on-base wears that same hat

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>>377268861

Change your name and move.

You're done.

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yeah, it's alright, here have a look

>telling your real life contacts your internet/gaming handles

why?

>>377268538
>that was my sister

Done

didn't Neptunia browse redddit?

>adding your coworkers on psn
>playing anything except normie games

>>377269008
Well, given what Snoop did, I can see why.

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>>377268626
First of all
>being a NEET
Secondly
>being a shut in
Thirdly
>going on a weeb shit image board to complain about weebshit

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>>377269765
You just described most of /v/ and 4chan in general.

I don't add people I know in real life on steam/PSN/anything online.

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>>377269852
current /v/ and 4chan is full of normalfags though

>>377268538
rape him

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>>377269852
Not me dawg I'm a wage slave that actually socializes and enjoys things

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>>377269942
burn it down

>>377268538
neptunia games are pretty much normalfag tier now so there probably wouldnt be an issue

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>>377270158
sorry bout your safespace, WEENIE

>>377269527
its called neppit

>>377268538
Say you were gifted it, and playing it to not appear ungrateful.

>>377270193
anime_girl_thinking.png

>>377268538
Literally by talking about it like a normal human being.

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>>377270158
we just need to make another internet

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>>377269527

>>377270350
prove me wrong

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>started work as a co-op recently
>another new co-op comes up and starts talking about anime and videogames
>mfw

>>377268538
Yeah it's okay

>>377270419
With enough money you could.

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>>377270091
My brotha

>>377270457
thanks to fucking steam secondaries normies it did
even with the anime nobody gave a fuck about nep until it came out on steam

>>377268614


don't see what was so hard about that.

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>>377270091
>>377270586
how do you do, fellow weebs?

>>377270091
Die normie

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>>377268538
Good, very good.
So, ever by chance heard of something called touhou?

>>377269852
This NEET shit was acceptable maybe a few years ago, but most of you guys better have a fucking job by now. This board is getting old and its not like anyone ever leaves.

>>377270420
is this actually in the game

>>377270645
>jojo's bizarre adventure
>the animation
Nice touch

>>377270834
You will never be able to destroy my NEET spirit.

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>>377270874
yes

>>377270874
You should know by now the clowns who do the localization are a bunch of faggot memers.

>>377270420
What do they post on N-chan?

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>>377270645
The thing I find most offensive is if they believe in having an waifu ironically. I take my love very seriously.
Dirty casuals.

>>377270382
Demonstrate, please.

>>377268614
>fun
>not sugoi

plebeian

>>377270874
You are seeing the single saving grace of the series, the fact that its aware of how stupid it is.
Unfortunately no amount of self awareness can keep the games themselves from being shit.

its a shit game and series, don't bother.

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>>377270874

>>377271012
I'm going to jack off to her tonight, anon. She's mine now.

>>377268538
Turn 360 degrees and say it's pretty great.

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>>377271012
Actual waifus are rarely discussed nowadays. Not because people don't have them; they're just terrified of people learning who their waifu is and calling her a slut over and over again.

>>377271013
> hey man I saw you were playing some "Turbodimensional Neptune" game last night on PSN, is it any good
> It's alright if you're into those kind of games, me and my girlfriend have been playing through it together

>>377268538
Tell them that it's good and that if they like that they should try mugen souls. Bring the copies sold up to 7.

>>377271176
There are imageboards with boards dedicated to waifuposting with no bullying whatsoever allowed.

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>>377271003
Neptune probably posts on the /b/ or /s4s/ equivalent and just shitposts
Noire is on /r9k/ and /a/ making ronery threads and hug your imouto post results threads
Vert is probably trying to coordinate with her guild
Blanc is probably looking at book recommendations in between reading on /lit/ and then raging at people who are newfags

He only tends to play the normie stuff and his wife is the turbo weeb. I play both, he'll talk to me about the stuff i'm on at work if it isn't weeb and the wife'll message me if something remotely japanese is getting played.

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>>377270916
I work at low income properties and I have seen the end result of NEET many times. You will destroy your own spirit. You will experience incredible suffering and die a very slow painful lonely death. All of this will be your own doing. Just thought you should know.

>>377271359
Sounds good to me. My life my choices.

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>>377271148
Also tell him to watch Fate/kaleid liner PrismaIllya with his wife's daughter

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>>377271145
Here you go anon. Ganbare! Don't say I didn't warn you though.
>>377271176
It's never bothered me other than it derails discussion.

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>>377270091
>tfw was a wage slave that couldn't socialize for shit
>couldn't take it so went to school
>having an even worse time socializing, even with people with the same interests

>>377270645
>VLC
>implying they download anime at all
giving too much credit, also instead of a Vita there should be the Steam logo

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>>377271359

What about hikis?

>>377268538
Nigga i don't even own that shit.

>>377271526
What about them? You are not Japanese.

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why is noire so perfect?

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>>377271295
>me and my girlfriend have been playing through it together

>>377270420
>>377270935
>>377271075
>i-it's ok when cute anime girls do it
Anyone that supports this cancer franchise should jump off a cliff.

>>377268538
>implying I have a job
>implying I have a PS4
>implying I have friends on internet services

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>>377268538
no give a fuck and honestly reply

While I like Neps, I also like other games

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>>377271795
hey now, don't blame the franchise because of shitty localizations

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You respond by being honest. You tell him it's a video game series that satirizes video game culture and tells stories loosely based on real events in the Japanese video game industry with game consoles represented by girls that join your party. You tell him it's a turn-based JRPG with some flaws that you tend to overlook because you find the games fun and entertaining overall.

It's nothing to be ashamed of. I've told co-workers about it in passing, and usually they're not interested in it much beyond the initial inquiry.

Try being an adult for once instead of trying to hide the things you enjoy because you're too scared of people judging you.

>>377268861
I hate this anoying sweaty awkward looking fuck

norie has no friends and pleases old men for shares

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>>377271837
>6 months to plat Bloodborne

eeehehehheheh

>>377268861
Fuck you Noble, you stopped playing my games.

>>377268538
Don't add your coworkers on anything you fucking retard. If you ever skip work to play video games they'll know.

My coworker yesterday:

>you were playing the gayest game I every see yesterday
The game was Jet Set Radio and my reply was
>go and suck a big black cock, faggot

I hate that guy.

>>377271710
Even if she was the shitiest character, having Imai's voice makes her great tier by default.

I wish I had someone to talk about PS4 vidya with.

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>>377271914
(but I do admit I like it better this way, it gives me shitposting material, keep it up translator-san)

>>377271981
I was playing like 2 other games (like Omega Quintet) at the time

plus I had a job at the time

>>377271710
goddamn the artstyle in that game makes them look so cockhungry
gotta get this

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>>377272321

>>377272213
She's the series' cash grab+main slut

>>377271496
What do you find hard about socializing?

>>377268538
>>377271485
Why is Illya so best?

>>377272389
Stop

Nepnep is not for lewd

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>>377272448
I cant stop

>>377272389
i want to spray my pixies all over my waifus face

>>377272424
Initiating the conversation, for starters.

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>>377271328
where can i find them

>>377270645
>kawaii weebgrind
Always cracks me up

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>>377272307
I miss omega quintet, reminded me of older pre-nep !F stuff

>>377272609
Lurk more.

>>377270645
Amazing. Playing Senran Kagura 2 on my stock New 3DS and mourning the loss of nyaa

>>377272657
>that edgelord on the left
i need to finish this it seems

>>377272657
well, that Dark Rose Valkyrie (comes out in June) is like Omega Quintet 1.5

>Coworker asks what games you've been playing recently
>Can't tell him I've been on a Panty Quest XIV binge
What do

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>>377272557

>>377268538
Why did 300 thousand people buy this game on Steam?

>>377272978
cause its been in humble bundle multiple times

>>377271075
literally /ourguy/

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>>377272778
shame it's like the only decent plot twist

>>377272606
You don't really need to initiate when you have context to work with. If it's work environment, imagine a server going down which gives you something immediate and natural to discuss. Look for these openings.

I have to confess, the sole reason why I miss smoking is chatting up coworkers on smoke breaks.

Also, to give yourself a little boost, always remember that everybody on this planet wants to make love and make friends. Most people tend to be more open than they might appear.

You tell them your thoughts and then give you opinion on if they will like it or not.

If you are afraid of your co-worker making fun of you for the type of game you play, then you are probably incompetent at your job.

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>>377272657
>tfw

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>>377270645

I want to marry Anzu! Seriously though, I was surprised at her voice. She sounds like a serious young lady. I would hang out with her.

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>>377272442
She's too dumb to know how cute she is.

>>377272978
Sales. I got the whole set for ten bucks.
What's tragic about it is that the game is so cringeworthy that I can't play for more then 20 minutes without feeling embarrassment overload.

>>377273256
I never bothered with that shit

If you cringe at neptunia then you have no sense of humor and are probably a miserable person irl.

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>>377274002

>>377273660
>not playing weeb games high af so you dont feel embarrassment
its the only way i can watch moeshit now

>>377274059
I'm serious tho. This stuff is all tongue-in-cheek. It's not like neptunia is some game that's meant to be taken seriously. You're supposed to embrace the silliness, not reject it. You're doing things totally wrong if you take the stuff in these games seriously enough to be embarrassed by them.

>>377274480
I'd be able to forgive it if the gameplay was worth it but it's barebones copy pasted trash with no depth.

>>377274002
Wew lad, shit opinion detected. Parts of those games make me laugh, but it's the parts that deal with the 4th wall or trope deconstruction, not the cringey uguu kawaii girls getting into WHACKY antics stuff.

>>377274801
I think that's fixed in the later games, but I've only played the first one so I can't speak from experience.

>>377274801
>t. only played original/re;birth games

>>377274801
It's pretty standard turn-based with positioning and everyone knows better than to expect an actual world to explore in a low budget series like neps. If you don't like niche games then don't play neps.

>>377268538
>having friends on psn
>having friends you meet offline
>having co workers as friends

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>>377268538
>Having your coworkers on your PSN friend list
You are the one to blame, once they find out what it is say good bye to your social status, if any.

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>>377268538
This happened to me when I was overseas

>Get a text
>"Hey man...I looked up some screenshots of that game you're playing..dude wtf? Beach Peach Splash?"
>Respond with "Haha yeah man, its pretty fun"
>He says "Dude wtf...there's little girls in these micro bikinis...you play shit like this?"
>He got fired so I'll never have to see him again, sadly