>Male Argonians usually have soothing voices >Females

>>377249148
the devs either
a) honestly hate women
or
b) think that is what real women sound like and implemented it into female argonians to prevent assblastedness

A 50-year-old smoker who happened to be outside of their office at the time was all they could afford after blowing their budget on cocaine and hookers.

>>377249148

They were looking forward to the Argonian Male Brute mods to come.

>>377249325
Todd pulls 100 times more pussy than you

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>>377250202
Hmm....

>>377250202
So he doesn´t pull any pussy

>>377250202
100 x 0 = ???

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>>377250202
hello...me

>>377249148
Just so that they don't all sound the same. They wouldn't sound reptilian if the women had higher pitched voices, so they had to be different somehow

>>377249148
Can't make them too sexy now.
Shahvee is already best girl on Skyrim.

>>377249148
Because men are superior

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>>377249148
It's just like male argonians, only much higher pitched.

That's why. It's the pitch.

There's nothing else to it.

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>>377249148
Because whilst female lizardfolk are hot, male lizardfolk are hotter.

>>377252371
>male lizards have a slit and a dick
>female lizards don't even have boobs
Why do we like lizard girls again?

To make you the most degenerate fuck ever to be attracted to reptilians

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>>377252451
Hips, butts and fat tails.

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>>377251249
Meet the real me

>>377249148
argonian penises are barbed

>>377249148
furfags go away

>>377252893
No, that's Khajiit

>>377252893
Pretty sure that's Khajiits.

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>>377250202
Todd Howard, 2

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>>377252863
A man after my own heart.

>>377252885
AND MY MISFIT'S WAY OF LIFE

>>377250202
Todd stop, you're only hurting yourself.

>>377252893
thorned, because they are trees

>>377253214
Depends on the hist intake

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Elder Scrolls made me gay for lizards and now /pol/ calls me a degenerate. I used to have pretty vanilla fetishes too. Can I sue Bethesda for ruining my life?

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>>377252893
>>377253214
>>377253542
If you fuck a native Argonian, are you also fucking The Hist?
Would The Hist like fucking humans?

>>377253670
Why do you think they can grow tits?

>>377253670
look like he got water on the brain

>>377253598
There are far more attractive lizards than how they're portrayed in TES anon.

>>377252451
But they do in Elder Scrolls

Don't even try to make logic out of it. Just suck them dry.

>>377253810
Show me. Unless it's bara garbage. In which case don't show me.

>>377254524
>male

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>>377254623
>furries
>strait

>>377254623
>female

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>>377254623
He non-figuratively said that TES made him gay for lizards, what else was I going to suggest.

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>>377254143

>>377254524
You think I haven't searched that stuff?
I still haven't found anything I like better than Morrowind Argonians.

...Do Argonians count as scalies?

>>377254967
>Morrowind
Well fair enough I guess. Skyrim generally puts their eyes too far apart.

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>>377255137
>do anthropomorphic reptiles count as scalies

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>>377255276
To appease to the part of your brain that makes you want to fuck.

Hist knows whassup.

>>377255410
Guoh does the best lizards

>>377255410
>>377255521
Guoh is a demigod of lizard cuteness.

>>377255521
>>377255568

too bad he's so lazy, faggot could have made a GOAT comic if he tried