this actress slaps your ass while laughing and sipping tea,

>>377245547
dump the tea in the harbor

>>377245547

Unzip dick

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>>377245547

*teleports behind you*

>>377245547
a rated more like ass rated

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>>377245828
you mean Unzip back

>>377245547
Nothing.

She's 7 feet tall.

>>377245547
>nigger

>>377245547
JUNGLE FEVER

Nintendo knows what they're doing

>>377245547
how much does nintendo pay you?

>>377245547
Slap her ass back. Or cuddle her thicc butt cheeks with my face.

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>>377245547
>Twintails
>High-heels
>Make-up
>Skin-tight pants
>Brown
>Tall
>Those arms
>Those legs
>That ass

It's like Nintendo created a character specifically to pander to my fetishes

>>377245547
Why is Nintendo so good at making dickable girls? Is this where all their development time goes into?

>>377245547
Where are the other two new guy's art?

imagine what will happen if this game fails critically

I'm in love with her.

>>377246702
patrician taste, anon

>>377246846
There's a game drought on the system.

It's either that, Zelda DLC or some B-list titles until November.

>>377246846
Sword Art Online failed critically and it has tons of fans who fap to children

>>377245547
THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL

>>377245547
This hot bitch poses with every attack she does, holy shit.

Why is she levitating? Is that a power she has? Can she do that during the match?

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Makes me think of a Mega Lopunny

>>377247315
she can slow time while charging arms

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slap hers back. It's only fair.

>>377247076
>thicker
It must exist! And butt expansion of her too.

>>377247063
>Splatoon
>B tier
Sure m8

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>>377247521
>mfw this is not a shop

>>377245547
>bends over
>"come on!! slap harder bitch!"

>>377245547

Jizz in her tea, then in her ass, then in her hair, then in her ass again, then in her mouth, then gently inside her vagina from a missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction, then in her ass, and then in her ass, and then also once more in her ass.

Afterwards I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

>>377246846
It won't. Worse case scenario, it breaks even and Nintendo never makes a new IP again.

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have her arrested

>>377247946
How did they manage to resist the urge to have his legs transform into wheels?

>>377248056
they turned his pupper into that so it balances out

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So we Skullgirls now?

Put it in hers.

I'm asking /d/ to request thicc and butt expansion of Twintelle in a fresh drawthread.

>>377248164
except good

>>377248164
No, we're better than Skullgirls since Twintelle's super arms are a part of her, and not just a stupid hat.

>>377246702
Nintendo might be a "kiddie" companies. But god fucking DAMN there create the most waifuable waifus in all of waifudom compared to their competition.

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>>377246000
>>377247521
Good lord, almighty. Time to save up.

This is just going to be a retread of Hyrule Warriors with its
>wow, this Nintendo girl has HUGE TITS
spam, isn't it?

>>377246846
Anon, i saw a kid sell a stack of games at gamestop to preorder it months ago, im sure it's going to do fine

>>377246846
Critically, sure, its possible.
Sales, nope

>>377249471
No, it will be better
ASS>TITS

>>377249808
I mean, yeah, you're right about that, but I'm still not looking forward to the wave of spam.

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>>377247946
>mfw they gattai'd

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>>377249716
>>377249817

That ass is too much to handle oh my fucking god my dick went diamonds

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>>377248770
Say it to my face, fagot

>>377250239

just imagine unzipping her her pants from the back and sliding them down her hips hips and thighs right after a fight

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I wanna lick Minmin's ass!

>>377245547
I had predicted that Bayonetta would MAYBE appear as a guest with the hair gimmick. Even made a thread on it to show off the idea... Oh well, still looks great. Bayonetta woulda been perfect though, she could've used her guns alongside arms weapons.

>>377245547
Ask her to sit on my face

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>>377249716
>>377249817
nintendo knows EXACTLY what they're doing

>>377250915
>more crossovers
>>>/fanfiction.net/

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>>377251189

>>377247946
How is this fuck not broken

>>377250915
I don't want to see this ugly bitch anymore so no

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>>377251282

>>377250489
nice calves

>>377251206
>I hate creativity!
Sure it's a complete pipe dream but its just a fun idea.

>>377245547
>Brown+ white hair

What anime character was the first with this design and why did it become an archetype? It' by far my favourite.

>>377251438
If you were creative you wouldn't have to rely on the works of others to make someone care.

>>377251438
Mashing a bunch of establish properties together isn't creative.

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>>377251517
This is perfect.

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>>377251517

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>there are people who actually think black girls are unattractive

lol

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>>377251789
their loss

>>377251789
>posting less than 1% of all what black girls look like

>>377251359

>the engineer in me notices that a line segment has the units of square centimeters and I start sperging out
>also that curve isn't 90 degrees

>>377251789
>implying fictional black girls aren't infinitely better than real ones because of the lack of gorilla genes
You're dumb

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>>377251789
Sucks to be them

>>377251932
>i've seen all black girls ever

>>377245547
wtf I love ARMS now

>Black
>Tall
>Long hair
>Incredible ass
>Strong arms
>Thick thighs
>Skin-tight pants
Please let her be around 40 years old and I'll be erect forever.

Why is the only selling point that arms has going for it is the waifus?

>>377251646
>>377251562
So new smash bros characters aren't creative because they're also mish mashes? The logic on this board astounds me.

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>>377251789
i agree with you but that isnt how pants or hips work...

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>adjusts glasses
"Im sorry?"

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>>377247576
Splatoon fills a completely different niche, it's not going to cannibalize ARMS' sales, especially since ARMS comes out months before it.

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>>377251517
I need it over my face

>>377251789
Fuck em.

>>377251932
Damn, the salt is real in you. Did you get burned by a black chick in the past or are you just naturally stupid?

>>377251789
>>377251898
they smell. on top of that 50% of the black female population in the usa is obese. then you take in the number of overweight and that brings us up to around 85%. there's far more ugly women in the world than pretty so the chances of finding a non disgusting fat piece of shit black women that's pretty is minuscule. even if you do and they aren't already taken, they still smell

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>>377251517
This is fucking unreal

>>377251789
>>377251898
>>377252232
Boys you can't I don't have access to my black folder

>>377252307
That pic and your response has me in fucking tears, holy shit.

>>377252337
Christ, boy, you just reek of unrequited advances.

>>377252224
Explain how putting bayo is in Arms is creative instead of creating a new character.

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>>377245828
>Gettin ready to dance all night
Purseowner~

>>377252446
>unrequited advances
I need that webm of the pathetic guy trying and failing to get up on a black chick at a pool

>>377252094
>>377252309
>being this delusional
It's like none of you have ever been to mainland Africa.

>>377245547
MOMMY

>>377252726
So when one thing is more creative than another, the lesser thing according to you, is no longer creative. ?? Because? I don't get why this is a thing. It was just an idea. It's not terribly creative ill admit but it just seems like it would work, along with the supplementary ideas I had for it.

>>377253095
>can't even defend his own point

>>377252979

>mainland africa

as opposed to what? Madagascar? Cap Verde?

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>>377245547
>1200x1196

BITCH IM SIPPIN TEA
IN YOUR HOOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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>>377251789
nobody really believes that all black women are unattractive, just that they're less attractive on average

>above average races of men:
black men, brown men
>below average races of men
white men, asian men

>above average races of women
white women, brown women
>below average races of women
asian women, black women

>>377252337
you can find hot women in every ethnicity don't be such a fucking faggot

>>377245547
become her chair and let her sit on my face

>>377253183
Except I literally did just that.
Care to explain why you're so eager to prove that it wasn't a creative idea, or are you just being a petty sperg for no reason?

>>377251359
*180

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I hop in my robot and beat the ever living shit out of her, hopefully ruining her face and career.

>>377245547
>tall
>nice ass
>fights with her hair
Nintendo please don't make me buy a Switch now.
>>377251346
Kill yourself homo.

>>377253592
She also wears heels and can use Witch Time.
You can go ahead and buy that Switch now.

>>377249712
Doubt it.

Watched multiple ARMS previews uploaded today by sites like IGN and literally all of them sound very positive. All of them mention how, after getting to try it again now with all modes and fighters, they're really excited for it.

Even better, I keep hearing all of them say how the motion controls are fucking amazing and spot on. They're not waggling at all, they're actually really precise and natural.

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>>377253206
>Sir please let me go home I want to see my fami-
>give her individual pores on her skin

>>377253826
>The white spots are only glitter and not vitiligo.
I'm disappointed.

>>377254030
tumblr pls go

>>377254127
I don't want a diverse cast, I just want them to cater to my fetishes even more.

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>Pretending to hate black girls to fit in with /v/irgins you'll never meet or impress

Why limit yourself

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So many fetishes in one character

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>>377254337
>that album

I know what I'm doing tonight

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>>377251789
>>377251898
brown women > black women > asian women > white women

only cucks go for white womyn nowadays, maybe because they want to raise tyrone's son

>>377251932
and less than 1% of white women look as good as her

your point?

>>377254578
>wearing that much make up

seriously, what's wrong with her face

>>377253449
Not that Anon, but having Bayonetta in the game when Twintelle is mechanically the same makes your autistic fanfiction redundant, in addition to the fact that Bayonetta has no real connection to the themes of ARMS outside of the hair manipulation, which is already fucking done by Twintelle already.

The only person that both fits the theme of ARMS and would offer something else to it is ya boy Lil' Mac.

>>377245547
Does she have the spiral warrior eyes? I can't tell.
She doesn't have the arms but maybe it's expressed through her hair

>>377245773
fpbp

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>>377254337

>video game thread featuring dark skin character
>niggers start posting 3DPD chimps in an attempt to justify themselves thinking theyre attractive too

Everytime.

>>377245547
That's Hot Coffee. Mainly, a cup of mocha.

>>377252264
>Master Mummy revealed
>Think he's gonna just be some bad guy brute
>Turns out he's just a big guy who took a nap and now he can't find his family

>>377246702
>>Twintails
>>High-heels
>>Make-up
>>Skin-tight pants
>>Brown
>>Those legs
>>That ass
Agreed

>>377251339
>The Pupper gets knocked over with one or three punches.
>It has a long cooldown to get up.
>The cop depends on the pupper to do anything.
>The cop is LITERALLY featureless without the doggo, while everyone else has at most 3 other actions they can do aside from punching and block strafing.

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>stealing a character idea from Skullgirls
>still don't even have the trademark for the word ARMS
What did Shitendo mean by this?

>>377254337
The majority of those women are mixed race and not full black. There are literally no attractive 100% african american women. They all look like monkeys no hairline.

>>377256110

can you trademark the word "arms"? Isn't that like trademarking the word "food"?

>>377245848

DROP

THAT

SHIT

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>>377252337

>>377256191

Nobody cares faggot

>>377252337

>They smell

Like cocoa butter.

>>377252309
found the nigger

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>>377252232
>Twerking
I will never understand what so attractive about this dance.

>>377256206
LEGOMAN PORN

WHEN
H
E
N

>>377256421
takes one to know one it seems

get off the board

>>377256206
I want to suck on those lips.

>>377256678
It simulates riding a dick.

>>377256678
The jiggling ass you mong

>>377256678
This. Looks degrading as heck
and i'm black

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>>377256110
>>stealing a character idea from Skullgirls
>Tfw Skullgirls stole from Mortal Kombat

>>377256678
It's a stripper dance but with more OOGA BOOGA

Which is why 90% of the time the girls doing it have "big" asses, not nice asses.

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>everyone drooling over delicious brown girls in the thread
>that one guy who's calling everyone a nigger for people liking girls he doesn't like
Man I can't imagine having such shit taste that bad. How shit does your life have to be to not appreciate beauty depite someone's race?

>>377251789
because most of the non-attractive black girls are in porn while the beautiful ones ain't.

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>>377257537
The fact that he's getting mad over a video game brown girl is even better. Everyone knows that Japanese based fictional brown girls are the best

>>377257139
You can jiggle your ass and not look stupid. There are way more sensual ways of doing it (even in dancing).

>>377245547
>draw a white/asian girl
>black skin
That's fucking cheating. Blacks can't be beautiful

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>TFW delicious brown girls loudly tell everyone they're carrying your children

>>377258757
Yes they can, anything can be beautiful in Japan

>>377245547
Can anyone change her skin color to white? I need to fap but i can't if she's too black

>>377259161
Bro she's barely milk chocolate brown, grow up

>>377258392
not when they are lolis.

>>377247063
>there's a game drought on the system
Welcome to every Nintendo console since the SNES

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>>377259480
She's a shapeshifter, which means she can be whatever you want her to be. Again, the best girls.

>>377259161
>Barely black
>Could pass for a latina
Are you shitting me, use your fucking imagination you racist dumbfuck

>>377256032
I seriously hope that the cop won't be the Rosalina of ARMS.

>>377259859
But Rosalina can do a lot by herself in the right hands, anon. But this guy is vanilla as heck without the dog.

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>>377251789
>>377251898
As a male nigger myself, negroid women are the least attractive women in my book.

>>377260076
You clearly haven't seen Peruvian bitches

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>>377260591
>mfw I'M peruvian

>>377260591
No I haven't. Brown is delicious, but if they're specifically the black variety browns; no thanks.

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>>377246387
>>377256110
>S E E T H I N G

>>377245547
Get back in my time machine and return to the present, since anyone who's rendered like that must only exist pre-2005

>>377257030
I can kinda by this reason but it still looks fucking stupid. It would be as if I unironically started crotch/hump dancing in the of the dance floor, or against a wall or in the street. People would find it silly-looking, and it would be. I have yet to find someone twerking that looks somewhat dignified. They either look like they're gonna shit right on the floor or like they're rowing a fucking boat... while taking a shit.

>>377245547
>brown skin but clearly not a "black woman"
>blacks instantly latch onto said character
It's so dumb when they do this. Atleast these types of idiots are easy enough to please though.

>>377256110
>stole a character idea from skullgirls
One girl fights with a hat. That's nothing like this. One fights with hair that isn't even hers and is actually a parasite. That's nothing like this.

Even then, Skullgirls stole the ideas of fighting with head related things from other games by this logic.

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>>377260076
being a white guy that can pick up black chicks is the best god dam thing in the world. i would imagine it feels p sweet picking up a qt white girl as a black man

>>377247521
wew

>>377245547
anything she wants. I am hers now.

>>377261575
Not particularly, it's fun at first but if you want an actual relation it's pretty difficult. Mainly meeting the family.friends you're either going to get super racist "don't put your arm around my daughter you stupid nigger" or "Would you like to meet my wife's trans gendered daughter?"

Sucks.

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>>377247397
First thing I thought of was Lopunny dressed up like her
drawfags hop to it please

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>>377251517

>>377258757
2D=/=3D

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>>377256206
faster then expected/10

Just needs to be colored now.

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>>377261921
yeah I always assume white parents were normal middle class people like mine. most white parents are pretty fuckin dirty/just mean.

My ex's parents were super chill but thats probably because her sister was also in a interracial relationship as well.

>>377256678
Do you also ask yourself that question when you see a pair of big titties bounce?

>>377262002
>hop

also i agree

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>>377260076
Opposites attract, I guess.

Ever since I was a child, asian and white girls (mostly blondes, not really into redheads and brunettes, strangely enough) were my preferences.

>>377261921
>>377262231
Being a lightskinned negro blight has its perks. Everyone assumes I'm either mixed or full hispanic, so I play the card wherever it benefits

>>377262374
Really? I'm white and I never really had a thing for black girls until like a year ago. weird

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>>377262675
Maybe it's just me, then.

My ideal girl is a tanned asian with a curvy body, it has been my preference since I was 12 or so.

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>>377263397
glad i have have random conversations like this on here sometimes. thanks anon ;)

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>>377262374
his leg muscles look like a penis.

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>>377245547
the really question is
could she use those hair arms to pin you down and fuck you til you turn crazy

>>377263827
Yes, and I'd enjoy it

>>377246146
>She's 7 feet tall.
you make this sound like a problem
>>377249808
>ASS=TITS

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>>377249716

>>377250489
I WANNA TASTE MINMIN'S RAMEN PUBES

>>377263827
Someone draw this PLEASE.

>>377245547
>Arms
>Fights with her hair
????

>>377247067
SAO makes way too much money.

How is it a failure? Yeah outside Japan it's demonized but it has tons of merchandise/games despite the e-celeb salt

>>377264432
>her hair became arms of their own
deep lore

DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE FUCKING TESTFIRE MUSIC? IT'S ORGASMIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdV0SS-3zJw

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I WANT TO DUNK A PERSON

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>>377264591
WHOOOOAAA

>>377262374
Is picking up an asian qt hard as a negro man? I'm really into them.

>>377264793
Go to S. Korea, pretend to be in the army, fight off the woman and men if you are into that sort of thing

>>377246846
It can't. It gets the Nintendo free pass so it will sell like hot cakes regardless.

>>377264591
About fucking time this got uploaded.

this game looks so fucking stupid

>>377264591
its like some sort of acid jazz/incognito shit, its amazing

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>>377264591
MMm yeah thats good shit

>>377266459
You look so fucking stupid.

When's the hairjob porn of her? I'm patiently waiting.

mating press

>>377267390
>You try to pull out
>Her hair grabs you and keeps you in

>>377267390
hairjob sounds insanely painful

>>377260076
>as a male nigger myself
Why would you address yourself like this to these retards

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For some reason all I can think of is Diddles theme when I see her