It's okay to admit that Bioshock Infinite is a fun game

>>377236936
I admit BaS Liz is insanely hot. Good enough for you?

it's a boring, mediocre FPS that holds your hand the entire way but I do love the porn that came out of it.

You should just post more Elizabeth OP.

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You are allowed to like it, but i'm not a huge fan of games that are very story heavy.

>>377237127
Good enough for me

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How long did /bsg/ last after Infinite? It's been down for over a year I think but I was amazed that it was still going strong on /vg/ years after Infinite had been released. I know not to underestimate the power of waifuism, but that powered by just one waifu?

/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>>377237392
She was a weak waifu. /ksg/ is still going after 3000 threads and it isn't even a game

>>377237127
Good enough for me.

>>377237127
Yeah thats good enough

>>377237732
/ksg/ is fucking abomination of madness and hopes

>>377236936
Infinite was a good game, just disappointing.

Burial at Sea fucking sucked.

lmao

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>>377238296
>Infinite was a good game

>>377236936

It was insanely linear with very little to do compared to all the others.

WAIT A MINUTE

My opinion hasn't changed because I'm not a child trying to fit in. The game sucked, I hated it then and I hate it now.

>>377238586
That's what I said

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I also felt let down by Burial at Sea 1 and 2.

>Seeking validation for my opinions
>Seeking validation for my opinions on /v/ of all places
>Pretending I like/dislike things so I can fit in with a bunch of fat autistic virgins on an anonymous japanese image board

>>377237127
Would be fine by me as long as you provide some proof to back up those claims.

>>377236936
But it wasn't fun.
It was an interesting setting and I was curious to see where the plot was going, but the further I went the less I really felt I was enjoying the combat. It just dragged on and on and the final battle was a test of patience more than anything else.

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>>377238756
That's why you're wrong

>>377237732
>>377238102
>>>/vg/177049210

>the ride never ends

>>377236936
I like it.

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>>377237127
This, I'll never understand why Levine whined about people making porn of his waifu then he releases BaS
>>377238296
It really wasn't

>>377236936
It was a lame ass game with some pristine fapbait.

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>>377236936
I will never admit having fun.

>>377237212
CRUMMY
LITTLE
JEWISH
PRINCESS

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Should I play LifeTron: Unlimited again?

Anything new added to it?

>This game is 4 years old

fuuuuuuck where did the time go?

>>377237127
Good enough for me.

>>377236936
fuck this basic bitch always ruining sfm compilation faps

>>377239183
I bet you cannot argue why is it bad without greentexting. With complex sentences you know.

>>377239174
Cage looks better. Bird works better thematically.

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>>377239526
>we are now closer to the year 2030 than 2000

>>377239639
STOP THE TRAIN I WANT TO GET OFF, I DON'T WANNA RIDE ANYMORE

>>377236936
>Bioshock Infinite is a fun game now

It really wasn't though, not compared to Bioshock 1 and System Shock 2.

>>377236936
>It's okay to admit that Bioshock Infinite is a fun game now
It would be, were it actually a fun game.

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Bioshag trinity is the real deal.

>>377239639
>year 2030

If Japan hasn't made Full Body cyborg bodies by the end of that year I'm going to piss my pants.

>>377239940
>zone

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>>377239639
Wait... What... Oh....

>>377239639
That's not how time works you ardtard

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>>377236936
It has to be fun in the first place to admit it.

>>377239940
I liek bobos

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>>377240087
>Zone

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>>377240230
>still experiencing life as a linear timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>>377236936
The porn certainly was fun

why did booker destroy an airship while on a multidimensional fetch quest to obtain an airship

>>377240743
It was clearly too deep for you if you're still asking questions about it.

>>377240348
>.gif

I died a little inside.

>>377236936
Are there any mods for Bioshock Infinite that let me have Elizabeth run around with her tits out? I here BI just isn't a very moddable game.

>>377240638
>The porn certainly was fun

Snowflakes are the best porn material to ever exist.

A wise being once said the following: "She REEKS of Innocence!!"

And then he made a guy watch his gf get her brains blown out. he could have stopped it from happening, but It wouldn't let him,
for he was It's puppet.

But the game was not fun.
It's insanely repetitive, with little weapon options.

>>377240360
Why IS that Ai so CUTE?

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>>377241089
What's your issue, it's the format the artist used. You going to complain about color pngs too?

>>377241561
Her smug face makes me hard, but her voice makes me nauseous.

>>377236936
I genuinely haven't been able to enjoy a single Bioshock game. I feel like I'm being deliberately bored to death, and I've quit after half an hour playing each of the titles. Anyone who says that Bioshock is the spiritual successor to System Shock 2 is a faggot.

The game feels like a step back from previous installments in the series and it's the most intellectually dishonest shit I've ever seen with regards to story.

It actually posits that systemic oppression of minorities is a viable option because if you don't keep those uppity negroes down, they'll murder you, rape your wives and children, and burn your city down. All because the game thinks an apathetic non-stance on an issue that really has no business being jammed into a middle-of-the-road shooter is the enlightened choice.

>>377241610
Huh. Her thumb is her nose.

>>377241667
Or youre just an idiot unable to see the blatant parallels.
Nobody said it topped SS.
Ill be honest and admit the only reason i enjoy BS is the art deco. Everything else is just par for the course.

Casual garbage, and a complete waste of the talented artists that worked on it.

It's a competent shooter that you can I had fun with, but pretty much every mechanic is less entertaining than the previous games and they went full retard by taking an initially interesting plot and trying to mind fuck the player with an idiotic dimension jumping plot.

it was really basic

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>>377236936
>fps game
>doesn't trust you to throw a ball correctly
>2 weapon limit meme
>waste money on weapon upgrades for weapons that only appear in the first half of the game
>too linear. didn't learn from previous Bioshocks.
>every enemy is a fucking tank on high difficulties
>game's tone is manic depressive and can't stick to one mood
>plot makes no sense whatsoever

Nah. Liz was the only good thing about this game.

>>377241089
do you want that to be a webm or what?

lol

>>377236936
The hate against that game doesn't stwm from any legitemate source of criticism, never did. Anybody who has anything negative to say about Bioshock Infinite is either:
-Racist
-A poseur
-Stupid
-Has terrible taste in games
-All of the above

I'm not joking. I've never seen or heard any criticism of Bioshock Infinite that didn't stem from someone either objecting to the game portraying early 20th century race relations, a misunderatanding of the game's themes, an mistaken doubting of the game world's cohesion due to either missing out on certain details in the game or simply not being smart enough to figure things out, or just plain hipsterdom a la "look how amazing I am that I do not enjoy this beloved game, worship me".

Just don't make the mistake of treating these troglodytes' ramblings as some kind of popular concencus OP. It is anything but. Bioshock Infinite is a flawless masterpiece. Everybody knows this.

Those who say they disagree are just lying to themselves.

>>377241359
the hell are you on about the darkness for

>>377244668
Assuming this isn't bait, I wish I could be as delusional as you are

>>377243408
>doesn't trust you to throw a ball correctly
You fucked up already
>2 weapon limit meme
You're an autist
>waste money on weapon upgrades for weapons that only appear in the first half of the game
You legit missed out on weapons
>too linear. didn't learn from previous Bioshocks.
It learned that open maps are boring. Linearity made it great.
>every enemy is a fucking tank on high difficulties
..yes, that's what high difficulty in an FPS means, you idiot.
>game's tone is manic depressive and can't stick to one mood
Nice self-contradiction there
>plot makes no sense whatsoever
Yep, you're dumb.

But your post made that obvious so w/e.

>>377239340
>This, I'll never understand why Levine whined about people making porn of his waifu then he releases BaS

Reverse psychology. He wanted everyone to create and post more porn.

>>377245196
>linearity made it great

Literally go fuck your own face

>>377236936
>fun game
prey 2 is fun not infinite

>>377245196
>that's what high difficulty in an FPS means you idiot
I really hope no one attempts to seriously argue with someone with shit experience in the genre like this.

>>377236936
This should have been her bust size in the original game

>>377244668
How about the gameplay?

2 gun limit, meaning you've no reason bother upgrading
Most Vigors being shit or identical, no passive vigors
Money isn't balanced at all
Ghost mom boss fight
Shit and generally bullet sponge enemies
Human melee enemies literally act like splicers


And don't get me started on the plot that makes itself irrelevant after the jump at the weapons factory.

>>377245196
>actually defending this shit
Not him, but neck yourself.

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>>377245673
I think if he were genuinely retarded he would have actually tried to refute some of the guys points rather than just call him a dumb autist.

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>>377236936

I've never sren a person complaining about Bioshock Infinite that didn't complain about the "two weapon limit".

Anybody that complains about inane bullshit like that does not deserve to have their opinions respected.

SS2 > Bioshock 1 > Prey > Bioshock 2 > SS1 >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bioshock Infinite

One of the worst sequels ever made, rivals Bomberman Act Zero.

>>377236936
>>377239340
>>377239471
those tits are way too big

>>377246317
I'd unironically bump Prey up. So many more side quests and things to do.

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men, I still prefer Eleanor lamb from bioshock 2

her in the bad ending cutscene turned me on

>>377236936
It's my favourite Bioshock
Not that I think it's that great but 1 and 2 were meh

>>377239174
Doesn't this have no impact at all on the story?

>this is infinite that we never got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_DSfjAdhlU

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>>377246761

someone post liz porn

>>377246660
Thats because elizabeth is a poorly made clone of her.
Eleanor is the best daughteru of all vidya

>>377246925
This. Who gives a fuck about the rest of this shit, just post more elizabeth porn

>>377246784
That actually looks better than the actual game. Like Elizabeth isn't just tagging along as a free health and ammo dispenser. I wonder if it became too complex for them to script proper interactions during combat and that's what lead them to make her invisible to all enemies. The whole "Booker! Catch!" animation also started to piss me off after a while since it interrupted the game flow.
Something I love about Alyx in Half-Life is that she actually helps you and is acknowledged by people in the world.

>>377236936
the game only selling point is story, and the story is shit and told in a shitty way
all the gameplay was shit
it was shit

I never understood why people disliked BioShock 2.

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>>377246784
holy shit that was amazing. man if i had seen this before playing it I would have been super pissed and probably never have finished it.

I tried replaying it, it's really not. None of the guns are fun to use other than the shotgun which is a masive downgrade from BS1's shotty, enemies are even more boring than the splicers, and the game has a serious lack of bosses.

>>377248342
I wanna say it's because of the "defend the little sister" sequences?

But there was so much gameplay freedom, and you had so many different ways to handle those scenarios I don't know why they'd be hated

>>377248286
It wasnt only told in a shitty way. It has WAY too many plot holes and stupid decisions by the characters that really push our suspension of disbelief to the limit.

>>377239575
the story was told entirely through one sided dialogue during cinematics and fucking logs, absolutely no choices, and it was fully 2deep4u shallow piece of shit, the gunplay was feeling like shit with bullet spongey enemies, you felt like a hobo always scavenging for ammo, the small pool of regenerating health + infinite lives combo made for absolutely no tension and slow fights, DA was good but graphics just average, and the level design was bad
all I remember, but the overall feeling was very clear: shit

I want Elizabeth to dom me

>>377241359
Nigga, what are you even talking about?

>>377236936
It's was a mediocre game when it came out and it's still a mediocre game today.

>>377248342
I didn't dislike it, but I was a little disappointed with it. After having had the extreme capitalist version it seemed so uninspired to simply do pretty much the same thing again, but with extreme socialism this time. The atmosphere wasn't as captivating and also I never found Lamb as interesting a villain as Ryan.
The one thing that was top-notch was the game-play.

>>377248497
It should be fucking criminal to just change the whole game like that so close to release

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>>377240087
Hey, Zone is alright as far I'm concerned.

>>377248342
Because it LOOKs like a cheap cashgrab.
>Released shortly after the first one by another dev
>Same settings
>Level design somewhat weaker than the first one
>Sofia lamb backstory is actually pretty bad.

Then you play the game and have
>Better gameplay
>Cooler powers and weapons
>Heartwarming story without any EBIN TWIST in the middle and consistent quality (instead of nosediving in the second half)
>Characterization is top tier (No monster alive turns the other cheek...)
Then there is the DLC, which outright amazing.

>>377248895
Lamb wasnt socialist, she was extreme utilitarian

>>377245196
>>Plot makes no sense whatsoever
>Yep, you're dumb
Le epic QI 130 meme im'me right

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>>377236936
>Its a city in the sky because Bioshock was underwater. Get it?
>We have plasmids because Bioshock has them
>Hamfished racism.
>Medicore weapons and combat
>A stupid upgrade system
>A stupid death system
>The entire game is about escorting a disney princess, because making someone like a believeable character is hard
>Combat arenas
>Compeltely broken plot, that idiots defend
>Wait a minute.. That card.
Complete garbage in every respect.

>>377245196
baka at your plebian taste senpai

>>377236936
Maybe I would have had fun if the vigors didn't suck

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>>377239639
>its true
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, WHAT IS HAPPENING, THE FUCK, WHY IS MY TEMPORAL AWARENESS GOING TO SHIT ALONGSIDE EVERYONE ELSES, A HOUR WAITING SEEMED LIKE A ETERNITY BACK THEN, WHY IS IT MINUTES NOW.

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>>377249230
This

Anon have a lot of (you)

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>>377249451
>We have plasmids because Bioshock has them
I still can't believe that's the literal explanation

everyday /v/ gets shittier because of people like OP

>>377248819
Pound me with that useless cock of yours

>>377249729
not really

>>377249451
>Hamfished racism.
To be fair, a depiction of 10's America without massive bigotry is completely unbelievable, especially if the setting, Columbia, places huge value on nationalistic purity.

>>377236936
I only liked the concept of the a floating city, the Americana look, and the twins, hated everything else

>>377249614

Isn't it the other way around, and vigors came first with Suchong stealing them to make Plasmids?

>>377249948
There is a difference between showing racism and THIS MAN KISSED A NIGGER.

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS MONKEY

HEY YOU THROW A BALL AT THE NIGGER

GET IT WE HATE NIGGERS, THROW A BALL AT THIS NIGGER

Its hamfisted as fuck.

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>>377236936

>The memes have gotten old

This one sure died fast as a reaction image

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>>377236936
what wound liz look like if Infinite were released in [CURRENT YEAR]?

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>>377250106
No because whoever the fuck invented vigors looked into a time portal or some shit and was like "hot shit those plasmids are fucking rad"

>>377250207
as did this

>>377236936
>game isn't fun to play
why would I call it fun? It was boring as hell. The combat is generic as fuck it's a 6/10 game.

>>377250162

Not him but that was more accurate to the time than 90% of the "racism" in BSI.

Shit like lynching of interracial couples happened a lot back then, but once that part is over, America today is more racist than a lot of Columbia.

>>377250162
They didn't even say nigger

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the thing I didn't like with infinite was how
>everyone looks relatively human and normal
>elizabeth looks like a fucking pixar character and sticks out like a sore thumb

also
>>377239639
>>377239803
>>377240124
>>377249556
The reason time may seem to "fly by" faster is because we set mental anchors down whenever noteworthy events happen in our lives
when we were younger, everything was new and interesting, and thus many landmark memories were created, but now as we grow older, less and less landmark moments occur in our lives; when every day is just a bland mish mash of the same thing over and over, you won't be able to recall them as well anymore

>>377250278
Probably the same since either way she's meant to be a Disney princess.

>>377236936
Why was episode 2 of the DLC better than infinite?

>>377250363
Anon you can't say nigger when little Jimmy is going to play it in the family room on his console. Mom might hear that.

>>377250384
>Elizabeth is trapped in a tower for her entire life and can only watch how people interact in different time periods
>isn't some super-autist with a narrow view of how the world works but is instead just Belle

>>377250447
>>377250363

In fairness I'm actively having a hard time thinking of any games that say nigger and not nigga said from like GTA where there's tons of black characters.

>>377250576
aside from*

>>377250401
>Back paddle on the idea that both the rich and poor are equally jerks and make fitzroy nigress jesus.
>Managed to ruin the already flimsy story of BS1 even more.
>Good
At least for all the shit of infinite, it was MOSTLY a self contained story.

>>377236936
The intro is fun where you explore around the city and listen to the great music and enjoy the look of the game. The gameplay however? Not that amazing.

People need to separate the games visual and sound design from the gameplay behind it and realise that what gameplay we got was very lacking. I'm sure even people blindly defending this game will admit the upgrades system was retarded as fuck.

I paid full price for Infinite, and I fell out of love with it by Finkton. Absolute mess of a game and a complete failure after Bioshock 2 improved on 1's gameplay.

>>377250278
A SLUT

A sexy, cute, lewd SLUT

>>377239639
still waiting for
2014's Octocamo and robot cows
2015's hover boards
2018's nanomachine skin
2019's replicants
2027's aug prosthetics
2030's cyberized brains

>>377239340
>makes femme fatale of Elizabeth
>wonders why people make r34 of it
This guy a retard?

>>377249327
> Ryan saw the individual as a hero, a noble survivor. And Rapture was his paradise, a shrine to the supremacy of the self. The result? Slavery, genocide, chaos. Now that the tyrant is dead, we are a true collective, a single Family.
That might be true, but I still think it obvious that they went for the collectivist extreme socialist angle. Regardless of how she implemented it or her motives for doing so.

>>377236936
I'll always hate it because my ex played it with me and she reminds of Elizabeth

WAIT A MINUTE

>you'll never give Elizabeth a puppy for her birthday

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WAIT A MINUTE

>>377236936
but its not

>>377250657
>the upgrades system was retarded as fuck
Yeah, it annoyed me that the gear upgrades were randomized. I ended up re-loading check points until I got the gear I wanted whenever I came across a gear present, which was pretty tedious and unfun. I don't know why the developers thought that was a good idea.

>>377236936

It was fun but not as fun as the first game.

Even the dev knew it, that's why the DLC goes back to Rapture.

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*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DONG*

*DING* *DING*

>>377237212
who is

>>377251017
oh geez

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>>377236936
Probably the worst game I have ever actually played through overall.

Mechanically regressive in every way, but even worse was the awful writing and story.

>>377250905

Not him but collectivist is not incompatible with capitalism, it's just a social concept that can latch onto either economic side. Like how the alt-right hate commies (and rightfully so), but they themselves are hilariously collectivist.

>>377251132
The fact that I can remember that part just from hearing the sounds in my head just says how shit Infinite was.

>>377251132
A puzzle that will forever confuse the minds of many, I still haven't gotten past it

>>377238296
Infinite was a bad game and disappointing.

>>377251067
I'm talking about the dispensers for abilities and gun upgrades where each weapon/upgrade costs a hefty amount and that you lose money each time you die.

If you collect a ton and never die you can afford maybe a half of what's on offer. If you die a lot? Well screw you for wanting better abilities/equiptment, we'll take this money from you now.

>>377251226
Of course, and in the Nordic countries we do see that concept implemented rather well. It is just that historically extreme socialism, i.e. communism, has been at odds with capitalism.

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>>377236936
I'm not saying I like the game, but can someone compile a short list of things wrong with this game? never played.

>>377248342

Everything was great about BioShock 2 except the story was weaker and you couldn't backtrack to areas like in 1.

>>377244668
kek this is bait, right? Most of the story criticism comes from the ending which doesn't involve race at all.

>>377251450

That's why I distinguish between communism/socialism and collectivism. Collectivism just means that you view everyone as a group instead of individuals (all blacks are criminals, all jews are greedy, all whites are noble, etc).

>>377251226
>Being an Ancap
So, have you sold your children as slaves already?

>>377236936
It's a decent game but not a good Bioshock game.

>>377251584
>/v/irgin
>Children
Only if he bought some first

No, it wasn't. It was a big step back from what little 2 bioshocks achieved before it.
Liz pron is goo ld though.

No.
The combat was pretty good and the final part of the game was great, but it was not a Bioshock game.

>>377251584

I'm not an ancap, I think they're idiots that just assume there aren't people out there who are all too willing to break the NAP if it means getting more wealth/power. Ancaps would have no defense against a something like the mongols.

I was just making a distinction, and disliking an economic system that killed 50 million people doesn't mean you have to be way on the opposite side of the spectrum. Ancaps believe in letting the river rage, communists believe in trying to make it flow in the opposite direction. I believe in putting in place dams so the river can't flood everything.

>>377236936

It was one of the most boring FPS games I've ever played. I really wanted to like it too.

>>377239174
cage to represent control
bird to represent freedom

bird it is

>>377251916
The bird however is dead

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reminder

God.

I remember all the Elizabeth SFM porn I jerked off to. I wonder if it's improved.

And I mean Elizabeth ones, I know the (fairly new) Overwatch shit is fantastic.

>>377251959
I never saw it that way.

>>377251993
She gets the titty outfit later anyway

>>377251993
I feel like I'm the only one who preferred her in the first half of the game with that outfit and hairstyle

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shit game

>>377251993
What, that you can make /v/ believe anything with some creative collage work?

>>377252051
The position it's in shows that the bird is falling, not flying.

It's meant to show that both have their ups and downsides. The bird is free, but it appears to be dying. The cage is imprisonment, yet you are safe in that cage.

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The combat was repetitive, the pacing was terrible, the two weapon limit while having weapon upgrades is incredibly poorly thought out, the racism is nothing but window dressing as are the "choices", the false build up to song bird was bullshit and I've never played such a short game that felt so long, I was wishing it would just end so I can finish and put it behind me.
The game was pretty crappy, 4-5/10.
The only thing I would praise would be the aesthetics but that's it everything else was subpar.

>>377251993
Was it confirmed they reduced her bust too?

>>377251697
>the final part of the game was great

Really nigga, really? The entire game hyping up the fight against the bird then it gets mind controled to fight for you in a boring wave survival that can be cheesed by spamming shield traps in the reactor. Is it a great ending for you?
Not even talking about the fucked up difficulty curve that makes every mook take 3 fully upgraded sniper before dying
Or how utterly poorly designed handy man were as a substitute big daddy.

>>377252157
>sore knee
lmao

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>>377249556
Endless cycles, Jian.

>>377251993
you never played the game

That same outfit appears later in the game.
she also cuts her hair like that as well.

>>377252148
I'll just admit I didn't pay attention.

>>377252157
How kind of her to give her little sister a massage after she hurt her knee.

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>>377245196

>calls someone an autist
>proceeds to have no actual rebuttals or arguements

Oh the ironing.

>>377239453
WITH A GARLIC AROMA
THAT COULD LEVEL TACOMA

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>>377251503
>plot filled with both a shit ton of plot holes and weird plot things in general (i.e that entire chen toolshop side bit that actually makes no sense)
>game is mechanically regressive from bioshock 1 and it suffers for it
>game is piss easy and contains little to no challenges
>no final boss
>no customization for your character, i.e no picking and choosing which plasmids to upgrade or guns to improve in any meaningful ways (i.e the weapon upgrades in bioshock 1 did anything from quadrupling the clip size to removing the pumping form a pump action shotgun, compared to bioshock infinites "pay $100 to increase your clip size from 20 to 22")
>game has a good artstyle but looks like shit up close
>the
>fucking
>ending. which goes against both the themes of the story itself AND is a poorly written disaster
As someone who loved bioshock 1 infinite is a fucking mess

Sure, if you like having your intelligence insulted more egregiously than any game that doesn't purport to be for actual children

>>377252360
>expect a coherent rebuttal
>on the internet
>on /v/

You're autistic

>>377246761

I'm not defending the guy at all but his reasoning was that he personally likes the idea of a player having to make a choice, rather than the choice actually mattering.

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>>377237212
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>377236936

>play tested an early build in 2012

>was pretty good, had a main hub in city center

>was told to try on all the clothes upgrades and give my opinion on the upgrade system

>was pretty cool, but the game crashed a few times when putting on certain upgrades

>"oh dont worry its an early build"

>game seemed really promising, a decent bioshock

>every fun thing gutted

>made linear to polish for rushed release

>looks cool, runs relatively bug free

>release at the end of march, aka end of Q1

>teams working on the game gutted immediately after game comes out

could have been awesome, at least they stuck around for the DLC

disappointing as fuck

got 150 more hours played out of xcom i got for free as pre order bonus

>>377239187
>#3312
How many times have they restarted?

>>377252421
>ending. which goes against both the themes of the story itself AND is a poorly written disaster

As someone who didn't play the DLC can someone explain to me what happened in this game?

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>>377239639

>>377236936
I wish they got stephen russell to do booker instead of troy baker

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>>377252378

>>377252157
Sauce me please bro holy fuck.

>>377252793
kat dennings

IS A FUCKING WORTHLESS DISAPPOINTING PIECE OF HOT GARBAGE

A game so unmemorable that I thought to myself
"Oh yeah, I never finished Bioshock Infinite, I should do that"
Only to load up the game and realize that I actually had finished it.

>>377252157
>not wounded knee

>>377253291
The same thing happened to me with Dead Island.

>>377249556
>be 10 years old
>1 hour is 1/87000 of your life
>be 20 years old
>1 hour is 1/174000 of your life

Really easy to understand

>>377237732
>>377238102
>"Heh, that's funny. Kerbal Space General isn't that bad, is it?"
>I click
What the fuck.

>>377253168
http://rule34hentai.net/image/239522

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>>377252572

>All he can do is call people autistic

>>377249556
At 2 years old, one year is 1/2 of your life. At 4, one year is 1/4 of your life. At 8, a year is 1/8 of your life, At 20, 1/20. At 40, 1/40. Time seems to move faster because a year becomes a smaller and smaller amount of your total life every year.

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>>377246458
You might just be gay anon

I personally really enjoyed the game, so it's a shame that /v/ is pretty much the only site out there that really has a hateboner for it.

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Nigger!

Makes me laugh ever time I think about it.

>>377252421
>themes of the story
What themes of the story?
I never seen a story flip flop around themes so much before.
>Start with muh racism and religion is bad
>Then it goes to magic disney princess
>Then it stop criticizing racism and religion and goes "muh capitalism is bad"
>Then dimension travelling that MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE
>Then goes "hoody ho, guess it isnt just white people that are evil, the poor are evil too with guns" which goes nowhere
>Then some more time travel about "you cant fight fate"
>Except you can now
>Then the final fight which probably had some """"deeper"""" meaning about converting the bird, but i honestly cant pick it up.
>Then constants and variables which comes from fucking nowhere and is just saying "HEY, THIS IS A BIOSHOCK SEQUEL BECAUSE OF THE LIGHTHOUSE"
>Then a hamfisted story about redemption

Mind you, whenever one of those themes pop up, all the previous themes are completely forgotten and ignored.

>>377239174
I was really surprised with how meaningless the choices in Infinite were.
I mean, the Little Sister system in the last 2 games wasn't that good of a morality system, but at least your choices did something.

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>>377253914

>>377237127
I can live with that.

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>>377253068
elizabeth is trapped between 2 dimensions and is your daughter and comstock is AU you and you kill him and then you both decide to kill you as well so nothing bad happens to anyone but that's not how time travel or AU's work
>>377254038
No actually that's what I mean.
The ending itself is fundamentally about redemption, right? So the big theme of the game isn't "taking the easy way out" on the road to redemption- if you fuck up you have to try your hardest to unfuckup so you can fix the lives you ruined or whatever
So what do Booker and the Elizabeths do? Take the fucking easy way out and just go with "Lol if booker dies then everyone will be fine and all this bad stuff will never happen!!" They do exactly what Comstock did (escape the feelings of lonelyness by stealing his daughter away from another dimension) and the game tries to portray this as a poetic and tragic end when in reality it's just fucking bad and stupid and pointless. I was expecting the final boss to BE Elizabeth actually, with Booker fighting for his chance at redemption rather than just conceding and dying. Would've been pretty good actually
Instead we got what we got, which makes me mad.

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>>377254431
Pseudonym3D you dirty memer

>>377253690
Why the gun...kekies are hilariously racist.

>>377254431
Fuck off to lereddit.

>>377253291
Everything after the asylum with old Liz is just mush. Like what happened? Some shit, then light houses. The asylum was dope, though.

>>377236936
It is ok to admit it.
But it still isn't fun no matter how much you believe it is acceptable.

>>377237127
Good enough for me

Infinite's fantastic. It's just that everyone kinda missed out on its meta aspect, which is somewhat understandable since it's far more subtle than Bioshock 1 but doesn't fall into the same ludonarrative dissonance of that game. Not to mention that it has the best gunplay of the series, allows all vigors to be on player at once, and only leaves the player with two weapons which encourages a planning depth in switching weapons especially on higher difficulties. Far more fun to actually play than either 1 or 2, actually makes perfect narrative and metanarrative sense unlike those two as well.

/v/ has too much of a hard-on for the older, less interactive RPG gameplay when it's objectively a shitty form of gameplay due to lack of player interactivity. Yet it's their love of this inferior form of gameplay that they choose to hate on Biogod Swagfinite. Also like matthewmatosis, they totally missed out on the part that explains why its plotholes aren't plotholes while being snooty because black people aren't actively called niggers all the time.

Honestly, I've gotten the impression from the trainwreck of a story that Ken Levine wanted everything to burn and that nobody would ever touch the bioshock story again after he left

>>377253004
I thought the whole restart thing was a meme.
At least that's what I read on /ksg/ a few months back.

I enjoyed the story.
The gameplay was alright I guess. It was very straight/forward and linear.
Go here, shoot guys, story moment. Nothing really unique or outstanding in gameplay, but the story was good imo. I'll probably never play it again though.

>>377256534
Infinite is the only Bioshock that I've played and I can say that I think it's bad with honesty. I really don't feel like going into detail, so I'll just make two simple statements that accurately represent my opinion on it.

In comparison to Doom, it's crap.

It's an infinitely better Overwatch.

>>377248120
>and is acknowledged
Nigga Alyx was invincible as well. Liz was also acknowledged in many areas of the game. The only different is that Alyx shot shit and Liz heals shit.

its not a fun game its boring not challenging in the slightest you have a walking talking health dispenser throughout half the game and the AI is painfully retarded the story is decent but its not worth putting up with the bland boring mediocre gameplay

>>377256534
Just awful. I don't know where to begin. Are you new to videogames? Do you honestly believe a chopped and screwed narrative that was rushed and went nowhere is better than two stories that actually had focus and confidence in what they were doing?

Is it summer already?

>>377256972
Doom's a generic run n gun FPS though. That's not what Biogod Swagfinite was going for at all. The fact that Doom and Overwatch were your direct comparisons really show how little you know about these three games, possibly and FPS or gaming in general as well.

>>377257135
Nope, sounds like you just turned 18 so you think you understand everything. The main focus of the game still came out of the narrative, rushed or not, through both the main game and its DLC.

>>377257135
>>377256972
Dont fall for obvious bait you morons.

>>377236936
no, it's shit

2 viable powers, 2 viable guns, only 2 guns, hallways, predictable story, lies on lies on lies, preachy in your face racism with no real point, etc

>>377249778
USELESS!?

>>377257137
They're both run n gun fps, and doom isn't generic, it set the goddamn standard.

Also overwatch is literally no different from infinite. They're both basic fps games where all you can do without your special abilities is run and shoot. Infinite is the superior version because the abilities are tied to a resource rather than a cooldown and it has a faster pace than overwatch. Also it's got the rails but those are just as much of a bad thing as they are a good thing.

Which is better, 1900s Elizabeth or 1950s Elizabeth?

>>377257606
Doom is the literal definition of generic. At least OW and Swagfinite have powers or melee abilities or crazy movement based skills or something. Doom is as generic of run n gun in levels that are all horizontal no vertical.

Swagfinite's linearity is a part of its game in a way linearity has never been part of any game before.

>>377257606
Why are you still responding?

>TFW The sky rails literally do nothing but function as level changes or the occasional vantage point change.

>>377236936
Did you know there was a /vg/ general for it? I didnt and I dont know why there is one. The developer and series are dead. What the hell do they talk about there?

>>377257994
You can essentially make yourself a fast paced moving turret then get off and do melee kill. But I guess only people that played the game would know this.

Apparently the bad-games-are-good meme hasn't gotten old.

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>>377236936
>the memes have gotten old.
Except it's not a meme, Bioshock Infinite is a legitimately bad game. The story was all over the place and full of holes that never get filled. I really get the feeling that they had no idea where to take the plot, it got so extreme that they abandoned it for a little while to go trapezing through another dimension just because everything was dragging. There was no exploration, you moved through hallways until you didn't anymore, but guess what you're still in the meta hallway they called "outside". Two weapons and shitty plasmids defines the combat system pretty well. The characters were so obnoxious and unrelatable that I never really cared when they were in trouble, even when elizabeth was kidnapped back I just couldn't give a shit, I was still moving through hallways while characters kinda ranted in the background. They took a decent series and completely shit all over it, if not for the unfortunate cameos they jammed in there I would've assumed it was some sort of spin off fanfiction that somehow made it past Greenlight, but no. It happened.

>>377257981
For a second there I thought he might have some legitimate reason for liking infinite. That last post proves that if he isn't being dishonest he's a casual that confuses breadth for depth, so I've lost my interest.

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>>377239639
DELET THIS

>>377258128
/vg/ is a very sad place and we really shouldn't try to figure out how those sort of people think.

>4 years later people are still mad about Infinite
You can't make this shit up.

>>377258664
A bad game is still bad 4 years later.

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>>377257635
BAS Liz best Liz

>>377258906
Why?

>>377258787
The memes have affected your ability to think clearly senpai.

>>377258664
Mass Effect 3 was 5 years ago and people are still livid about it.

>>377258664
People are still mad about Mass Effect 3 and the reboot has already been released and shat on.

>>377259108
The only meme here is Infinite being a good game.

>>377259159
>>377259186
I'm still mad btw

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>>377258972

because she is edgy like Coldsteel™

>>377245490

for this faggot exist the meme of the open world

>>377258258
>i-ima post a random pic of someone else having gotten all achievements to show my cred
Lmao, turns out that no lifing your way through achievements has clouded your mind as you don't have a clue what actually happened.

>tfw Bioshag was fucking garbage

>>377259291
I played it recently and it's not *that* bad. Granted I played it with all the DLC, Citadel and Leviathan were pretty fucking good, gameplay was finally not terrible for the first time ever. The story was fucking horrendous however

>>377259632
I really don't get why people like Citadel or Leviathan.
Leviathan just adds more problems to the series and the general structure is pretty boring.
Citadel just flanderizes the whole cast, or at least all of those who could make it back, and the tone completely clashes with the original game, which really isn't a good thing. I get what they were going for, but it felt so out of place and removes any tension the main story had.

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>>377259405
?

>>377259201

wow, calm down fatboy, if other like the game and its good, why ever the shit?, because much people say it but /v/ its the only central of who throws more shit, its cool.

>>377236936
Where is this from

>>377236936
It was fun and had a pretty great story as far as video game stories go (although the ending was retarded).

I enjoyed it. I don't think it was the be all end all of narrative-driven first person shooters like so much of the gaming press acted like it is, but it was very good.

>>377258664
Is this your first day on the internet?

>>377259407
The black and white part with BaS Liz was great, the rest was mediocre
You've gotta watch it on mute anyway

>>377236936
It's awful and you have shit taste and if this was a bait thread all you've accomplished is making everyone here think you're a tasteless faggot, so good job.

>>377260221
>No timestamp
>doesn't post his name
>doesn't even look like steam

It's fun for the last one hour or so. Then the game just ends, and the DLC doesn't let you use all the cool powers you acquired.

>>377260223
ESL pls.

>>377260435
autism

>>377252148
And the cage is empty. You control nothing.

>>377237127
Understandable, have a nice day

>>377260504
You're fucking playing Bioshock Infinite.

You were never in control.

>>377260498
I looked it up and all I could find is how you're a fucking liar.

>>377260614
that's not me dude, but I was gonna laugh at you

>>377260042
I liked Leviathan because of the atmosphere. it honestly felt pretty spooky at times
I think that was the point of Citadel actually, to just flanderize the shit out of the whole cast and go out with a stupid, silly bang. I agree that it was a massive tone shift, but honestly I think it's fine

smoking is a shitty fetish and it ruins almost all BaS Liz artwork

>>377260669
>:(

>>377260847
but those legs in stockings make up for it

>>377260221
Literally looks photoshopped.

>>377236936
Not yet my friend, not yet. Also, fuck that DLC.

>>377236936

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJYTeQlvC4

Fuck off Ken, you are worse than Todd.

>>377258131
The majority of times you can actually interact with enemies on the rails is when you're swinging on hooks. The vast majority of high speed rail travel is just moving to different areas of the game with nothing to interact with, except maybe killing an enemy as you dismount.

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>>377261670
I remember how exited I was watching this, it kinda hurts.

It really isn't though, if it weren't for the presentation and high production values it would be a 4/10

>>377262123
There is one main section where you just on rails move to a next level in the game using the hook (the everything explodes while you get Liz out of the statue thing). But there's like three or so encounters where using it to both traverse battlefield and get a good attack on the enemy are imperative.

StudioFOW is fucking garbage

Awful camera movements, same animations, GOD A W F U L "voice " acting and of course dogs and mosnters every time.

Any of the amateur SFM artist that stop posting after a few month are better.

>>377236936
The game was hot garbage. Graphics sucked. the art direction sucked. autist writers think quantum mechanics = space magic. The plot twist is forced and the ending has infinite plot holes.

>>377239340
I want to use the possession vigor on her and have my way with her!

I love how this games are considered for so many normies the pinnacle of gaming because it's deep and has a genious story when they are nothing more than trash with retarded plotholes and the worst shooter gameplay in the history.

The meme made game.

>>377236936
i love that sfm video where she cucks her husband with some nigger kid

>>377262689
its fact that they make the ocasional 3+ min animation, normies eat that shit up and ignore the "KROGAN KOCK" and marionette-esque animations

>>377236936
I would have liked it a lot more if they added more skyrails to the game and made the upgrade that makes you move insanely fast on rails permanent.

>>377261405
Have you seen many shoops in your time?

>>377251217
I never got this "card" meme

>>377264526
In the opening of the game there's this piss easy puzzle where there's 3 bells with little drawings on them. You're supposed to ring them in the order written on the card, but instead of letting the player figure it out and check the inventory or whatever Booker just automatically says "HMM THAT CARD" and pulls out the cheat sheet with no prompt from the player

>>377264787
Does it even count as a puzzle when they shove the answer in your face like that? It's less puzzle and more simon says at that point. Press F to pay respects tier.

>>377237127
This so much. I want her to ride me while she smokes.

>>377236936
fuck off retard

>>377263240
sauce me Morty

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>>377236936
"Get this game" they said, "It'll be fun" they said.

I hated this game, and yes I finished it.

>>377265348
you fuck off

>>377236936
I always found it fun, it's just not nearly as good as it's predecessors.

>>377261670
>All those comentaries about what they wanted to make with the sky lines
>We got a handful of closed loops in small arenas.

>>377241667
This. Although I finished Bioshock, so I can actually say it sucked from experience.

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>>377238802
>Infinite's one good, mature plot point was how the Vox was just as bad as the Founders
>BaS 2 reveals Daisy Fitzroy wuz a gud girl, she dindu nuffin

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Prey is what Infinite should have been.

Prove me wrong.

>>377264526
https://youtu.be/l_u18_BKczg

>>377270119
Is she having a seizure? Is she ok?

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>>377270235

She's a Russian bear trying to scratch an itch.

>>377236936
I didn't think the game was that bad. I was just a little disappointed with the ending. The dlc wasn't much better in that regard.

>>377270235
she's doing a shoot and was told to dirty up the outfit

>>377236936
I hope people are only saying it's good because of the DLC because the base game is hot trash

>>377269014
Never gets old.

>>377270726
>DLC
>Not a burning trashcan

It had the same boring gameplay as the base game and the story was so goddamn bad from multiple points of view.
Levine had no fucking idea about what he was doing.

>>377250162
That's how it was, trust me I lived through it

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>Game is total shit
>Have now objectively spent more time masturbating to Elizabeth than total gametime of all three Bioshocks and both System Shocks

It was a success, in it's own way.

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>>377272687

You've jerked off to Elizabeth for like, four or five days total? Come back when you've really put the time and effort in. I want at least a week or you're fired.

>>377260435
not him but do you know what steam skins are

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>>377239639
Things are only going to get worse from now on

>>377245886
>>And don't get me started on the plot that makes itself irrelevant after the jump at the weapons factory.

Seriously, what the fuck.

>>377273784

Things have been getting worse since I was born.

>>377249948
>especially if the setting, Columbia, places huge value on nationalistic purity.

Maybe they shouldn't have brought in black people as a workforce, then.

>>377246761
Which was the entire joke and most of guys on /v/ didn't took well that joke.

>>377248342
Gameplay isn't as important as story/writing in videogames anymore.

>>377254072
>Games get shanked during production
>"You know guys, all we can do now is turning it into bunch of jokes about choices and their minimal impact"
>Game gets released, the joke works, and then I go on /v/ to see...
>Gorillion of threads full of rage about meaningless choices
The only game-related drama of bigger magnitude was the ending of ME3, which was a very similar situation - the fuck people were even expecting?

>>377274797
>Maybe they shouldn't have brought in black people as a workforce, then

Just like with Colonial America, whites were too lazy to do their own labor.

>>377248342
Because it's a rushed sequel that is just a mediocre game designed to quickly squeeze as much money as possible from BioShock's 1 craze.
And /v/ is literally the only place that doesn't treat the game as piece of shit it is.

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>>377275314
>make a mutli-verse game where anything can happen because infinite possibilities exist
>you're choices don't matter and the ending is always the same
Gee, I wonder why people had an issue with it.

>>377236936
Honestly, top 3 games of all time if you also factor in the dlc.
>>377251217
low quality bait

>>377275723
Yes, I'm aware I accidentally used "you're" instead of "your" before anyone goes grammar nazi on my ass.