>doesn't make you go on fetch quests >listens to you

>throws a retarded bitchfit if you give the magical time bomb child to the witch instead of playing house with her like a dipshit.

Shani a shit.

>>377227983
It's not like the player was given the option to actually explain that Alvin has elder blood and what that actually entails or anything. And given what lodge sorceress are like, I wouldn't let one anywhere near a kid. The entire game it felt like Triss was two steps away from dismantling him and brewing a potion, but they ultimately dropped wherever the mirror convo's foreshadowing was going.

>>377228912
Because in TW1 Triss always felt like she had Yennefer's personality.

>>377226854
>has an abysmal voice actor
No thanks.

>>377227983
/Thread

>>377228912
this times a million

shani is too good for geralt though. she can't deal with the witcher life

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>>377229150
>has an abysmal voice actor

There are fare worse in this game.

>>377229014
Yeah, especially when she teleports you away from Adda after you choose a last kiss from her before she does. TW2 she was a damsel and in TW3 she was an inconsistent mess.

>>377226854
>fucks soldiers on the side

yeah...nah

>>377229227
She's the type of girl you pull a Dr.Manhattan on.

>>377229347
i'll shove my foot so hard up your ass you will have toes for tooth whoreson

>>377229539
what does that mean exactly?

>>377229542
Yeah? Do you like it when the VO actress shouts every fucking sentence into the microphone like she's recording her lines in a fucking airport?

>>377229518
Yen fucked the entire school of the viper.

>>377229683
Stay with her lovingly until her age starts to show and then dump her for a younger model even though years of fucking you made her terminally ill.

>>377229764
> things that didn't happen and i was pulling out of my ass to get attention from anonymous people on a manchurian sand sculpting imageboard

(you)

>>377229347
I see you haven't played the game

>>377229764
>>377229347
I thought Ciri had the best voice acting. But I thought Triss sounded like she spent the whole game on ecstasy and Yen made me wrench when she shouted "CIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!" when you show up at Kaer Morhen.

>>377226854
>>hair doesn't clip through her forehead
Other females just cant compete at all.

>>377229227
Geralt should become a doctor instead. His knowledge of medicine and anatomy are top notch and I'm sure there are plenty of supernatural ailments that end up killing people because regular doctors don't know anything about them. He could also treat intelligent monsters like dopplers and higher vampires on the dl. After all, Witchers are becoming obsolete and will die out. For all that sanctimonious "evolve, faggot" dialogue you can give elves, Geralt should be eager to form the Wolf School of Medicine.

>>377226854

Also looks like a genderbent peter pan, albeit a hot one.

Always knew Shani was the best from the first game.

But Geralt likes getting pegged by Yennefer so theres that

>>377230189

Yen was one of the best casts of the game.

>that fucking sass

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>>377229347
>>377229150
>not playing with polish VA and eng subs
pleb tier

>>377226854
>doesn't make you go on fetch quests

FAG DIDN'T PLAY WITCHER 1

>>377230189
>when she shouted "CIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!" when you show up at Kaer Morhen.

It's been half a year since I last finished W3 and I can still remember that yell

fuck

>>377231938
P*lish is the most repulsive language in the world.

>>377232364

you mean german and its derivatives

>>377232030
>not already having Dandelion, yours, and Shani's preferred alcohol in your inventory
>not already having red roses in your inventory

Your Geralt was a shite friend and shite wooer.

>>377232530
Korean

>>377233374

atleast those shit asian languages don't sound agressive and angry by default

>>377229347
>no Ciri x Geralt option
Shit normie game 0/10