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>Yakuza 0: 9.5/10 >Gravity Rush 2: 7.5/10 >Nioh: 10/10

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>Yakuza 0: 9.5/10
>Gravity Rush 2: 7.5/10
>Nioh: 10/10
>Horizon Zero Dawn: 9.5/10
>Breath of the Wild: 7/10
>Persona 5: 8.5/10
>Prey: 5/10

Is this fat fuck being paid by Sony?
Not even the most ardent Sony shill thinks GR2 is better than BotW or Prey
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Him and TB are the only worthwhile voices in gaming media.
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>>377223439
no, he just has decent taste unlike your autismal ass.
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BORN DIFFERENT
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>>377223439
Who the fuck is this fat fuck?

Anyways the only good games on that list are Yakuza, Zelda and Persona 5, the rest sucks.
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>>377223537
Ha
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>>377223439
>Nioh: 10/10
>Horizon Zero Dawn: 9.5/10
Fucking kek, those games are a 6 at best
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>>377223439
You just made this thread
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I don't know how someone could give Nioh a 10. I liked it but it has so many blatant issues

(I also feel the same way about Zelda)
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No one cares except you, Sterling. Fuck off.
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>>377223439
I heard before that he accepted "gifts" from companies quite a lot
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>>377223537
>TB makes a WTF is Titanfall 2 video
>Clearly has no fucking clue of what he's talking about
>Gets many facts wrong and acts like his opinions are fact
>Said that the game isn't different than Titanfall 1 when it largely is
>Says that the campaign was a waste of resources
>Says that wall-running is useless
>Said that the game was too easy but had to put it from Hard to Normal because he kept getting killed
>All the while demonstrating how shit he is at the game

>Video goes up
>Proceeds to get called out for his bullshit
>Gets so fucking BTFO'd that he has to backpedal and make a response video
>The entire time he's basically saying that he's right and everyone else is wrong
>Cherry-picks comments to try and make his argument better
>Backpedals so hard that he tries to say that his previous video wasn't a review
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>>377223439
Prey is shit, so I wouldn't say so. He just likes to fuck with Nintendo fans.
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>>377223537
when this faggot was pressured to choose between the consumers and all his little friends in the industry he chose to lie and look the other way
and somehow im suppossed to belive he is the guy that tells the truth because he is brave enough to say fuck konami when everyone is saying fuck konami?
fuck this asshole, he is the worst liar of them all
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>>377223575
BORN FAT
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>>377223439
Almost like different people have different opinions on things. Weird...
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>>377223537
This is the opposite of truth.
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>>377223439
would have decent taste if he wasnt such a sjw
>Horizon Zero Dawn: 4.5/10 fixd
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>>377223843
Prey is the best game there though. Kill yourself.
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>>377223439
SALAD DODGING
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>>377223439
GR 2 is way better than Zelda and Prey. That game is a solid 9/10.
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>>377223439
Legit bought The Sexy Brutale off the back of his review.

He was fucking right, the game was great.
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>>377223537
Sterling is only reasonable when zero social justice crap is involved because if it is he will always be heavily biased towards it to the point of completely excluding anything that could go against it.
TB makes hour long videos rambling about his opinions that could be cut to ten minutes if he knew what a fucking script was.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>377223439
Jim Sterling just fucking despises Nintendo because they won't give him money and literally tells people to go pirate all Nintendo games
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>bethesda didn't give him a review copy
>nintendo didn't give him a review copy

there's the reason
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>>377223439
Probably. Horizon was complete shit, BotW deserves at least an 8, and Prey is GOTY for me so far.

>>377223537
You mean WorthABuy and maybe -- MAYBE -- TotalBiscuit.
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Sony fans will defend him because they can relate to being a fat, ugly cuck
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>>377224028
>prey
>best game
>in the same list as Zelda and Persona
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>>377223439
Why beacuse he gave Zelda a score you don't like? Oh you ignored the GR2 score? Welp
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>>377224045
Lol no. It's basically a rehash of the original with slightly better combat. Actually 7.5 sounds about right
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>>377223439
He's a clickbaiter, he always gives shitty scores to games that deserves it or vice versa. Gotta get that patreon money somehow.
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>>377224094
Pretty sure TB only does that because of money.
I mean look at the fucking names of the videos
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>>377223439

I think GR2 is better than BotW but I'm a faggot for both series and GR2 gave me what I wanter but bigger and better while BotW neutered what I loved about the series for the sake of overworld exploration.
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>>377223439

Tbqh, I didn't like BotW that much. A 7 sounds about right.
Haven't played Gravity Rush though, so no clue about that one.
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>>377224310
Lol no. Your opinion is shit.
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>>377223439
He literally came on his face and took a picture of it to win an Internet argument, how can you take this retard seriously? He's pure satire, whether he knows it or not.
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>>377224192
>open world meme game
>glorified dating sim
>best System Shock spiritual successor
Sounds about right
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No he's just got shit opinions on games. If you ignore the first and last three minutes of his videos he's fine, everything else just give up on
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Arguing about score metrics, consoles, or e-celebs?

Irregardless, off-topic garbage.
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He's coming to grips with the reality that Jap games really are the best, but also huffs HZD's nuts because muh female protag
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>>377224385
Great argument, retard
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Ever notice that the only time you see TB or Sterling appear on this board only when GMT is in daytime?
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>>377224417
>best open world game
>great dating sim
>extremely bad and cheap System Shock knockoff with the Prey title attacked on it in the hope of fooling people and selling a few extra copies that you have to pay for to get the "demo"

Sounds about right.
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>>377224529
He didn't review either Persona or BOTW.

Does no one else in this thread know that? He legit paid someone else to write the review because he didn't play them.
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>>377224192
persona is a load of nothing
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>Source of income is army of faggots who want to see him shit on Steam shovelware and Nintendo.

I mean that's perfectly fine, wring the wallets of as many retards as you can attract, I would. But people acting like his opinion on anything is worth serious discussion are morons. I'd also say his scores shouldn't be accepted on aggregate websites, since his primary goal is pandering to his league of idiots over true criticism.
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>>377224616
I don't think we played the same games. Feels good not being this delusional.
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>>377223575
BORN FAT
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Nioh isn't anywhere near a 10, and that's coming from someone who really liked the game. It's an 8 at best.
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>>377223439
Do you need more evidence OP
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>>377224616

>best open world game
Are you a delusional nintenbabby? The fuck dude.
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>>377224908
We obviously didn't. No one with any amount of good taste would say that Prey is even remotely a good successor to System Shock. It's a fucking slap in the face and kick in the nuts to anyone who likes SS.
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>>377224416
>He's pure satire
He's the poster boy of overcompensating.
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>>377223439
>Gravity Rush 2: 7.5/10
Not paid enough by the looks of it
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>>377224616
>I don't like it because of the title
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>Getting massively butthurt that Nintendo released a 2DS XL
What's so wrong about it? Was he upset when GBA Mico came out? Wii Mini? NES top loader when the SNES was out?
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>>377225090
Why do you think that?
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>>377225153
No, I don't like it because it's boring and bad. I actually enjoyed the original Prey and System Shock. But the new game is just mediocre as fuck, at best.
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>>377223439
Why would you ever trust a fat guy's opinion?
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>>377223439
Nah, he's just a legit contratarian with shit taste. He thinks Sonic 4 Episode 1 is better than Sonic Colors.
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>>377225213

I don't know how he felt exactly but everyone that bitched about paying for 3D functionality that they'd never use in 2011/12 (and there were a good deal of people who did this back then) are probably pissed that it took until 2017 to get what they asked for 5+ years ago.

>but the 2DS

These same people are also not interested in Fisher Price toys.
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>>377225350
>it's boring and bad
Great criticism. You should apply for IGN.
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>>377223439
desu kinda lookin forward for the headline that states this gross fuck dropped dead
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>>377223439
Asshurt nintodler detected
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>>377223439
Those reviews are better than anything found in other western media
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>>377225609
I might, if my current career falls apart, which won't happen any time soon. Thanks for the concern stranger with bad taste.
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>>377223439
Swap the scores of GR2 and BotW and it looks about right.
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*give Gone Home a 10*
*give Undertale a 10*
*give Horizon a 9.5*

*give worse scores to Gravity Rush 2, BotW, Persona 5, Prey and many other games*
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>this fucking thread
This worse than all threads of yahtzee that popped and those fags were taking him seriously. Are all of you that fucking retarded?
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>>377223824
>Tries to say his video isn't a review
I don't watch enough of his stuff or particularly care about TF2, but he's explicitly stated multiple times his videos are first impressions and not reviews, you can pretend if you want but that bit is true. No idea in the rest
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>>377225740
You career clearly doesn't need much critical thinking. Flipping burgers I take it?
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>>377223439
I literally have no idea who this is
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>>377224172
WorthABuy is way too dogmatic at times. I like the guy but his opinion is only worthwhile 60% of the time.

He hates console games for being console games. He think Paradox games have depth because he only plays through once. I think the only time he ever said something positive about a third person game was for Just Cause 3.
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>>377226103
Actually system analytics. But nice try.
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im curious how prey could possibly be a 5/10

pretty lame one guy can torpedo games like this, he obviously had an agenda with scoring BotW too
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>>377225986
>but he's explicitly stated multiple times his videos are first impressions and not reviews
Sounds more like a weak cop-out to get out of criticism
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>>377225946
those are yahtzee's real opinions on games that he tries to wrap in a comedic delivery.
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>>377225854
*gives Fallout 4 a 9.5*
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>All this nintentoddlers making jim's statement true

fucker already said he liked the game, i don't ever care for the fat fuck but you cunts are so triggered that ppl has to put you straight.
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>>377223439
>Nioh 10/10.
I love the game but only the most hardcore of weebs could ever say this.
May be paid or some shit.
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>>377225946
Reminder that Sterling gave MW3 a 9/10 for being more of the same, while giving Mario Kart 7 a 5/10 for being more of the same.
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Why the fuck are you dignifying him enough to make a thread about him? Remember when he worked at Destructoid and conspired to ignore a scandal where a tranny scammed people into funding a game, just to use the money for a sex change? I guess being an en vogue minority makes fraud okay now. Maybe I should try it.
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>>377226174
third person is shit though, except in platformers and vroom vrooms
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>>377223439
Switch Nioh with P5 and HZD with Zelda and the Switch Pery with HZD and those are pretty acurrate scores
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>>377224084
>Sexy Brutale
Is it really just virtual cludo?
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>>377226287
No, sounds like an explanation of what the video is and isn't.
A review is supposed to take an in-depth look into the subject. His first impressions series are basically him picking up the game playing it for a short while and saying what he noticed.
His WTF series is closer to a extremely short lets play than to a real review.
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>>377226465
yeah its definitely not perfect. the combat is 10/10 but then everything else is like 6/10 at best.
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>>377223439
>Stop liking what I don't like
The thread
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>>377226103
Didn't you get the memo? Flipping burgers is now a 15/hour job.
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>>377224310
I wouldn't say slightly better seeing as Lunar and Jupiter suck ass.
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>>377223439
>Is this fat fuck being paid by Sony?
>literally made multiple videos on why its a good thing to steal from Nintendo
What do you think?
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>>377226474
Jim also deducts 3-4 points automatically on any Nintendo game just because they're made by Nintendo. The fat fuck absolutely despises Nintendo.
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>>377223439
>His taste is different from mine what a shill
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>>377226704
Level design is 4/10, enemy variety gets a 6/10 and a 7/10 in the DLC I'd say. Those thin bastards are legit scary.
I have to ive the story a 8/1 because Kelly was fucking glorious.
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Oh sure, but when I complain about game journos being shills, or at least being retarded, suddenly "I'm" the crazy one.
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>>377226872
>The fat fuck absolutely despises Nintendo.
Jim may be a fat degenerate faggot but there's nothing wrong with hating the company that pioneered on-disk dlc and still has horrible censorship practices.
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>>377223439

He's british. The entire popular culture of the island is stuck in middle school forever.
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>>377226305
>>377226474
Why are you taking them seriously though, both Jim and Yahtzee are parodies. Jim directly parodies the toxic gamer while Yahtzee hyperbole his own opinion. Theyre literal satire of gaming journalism.
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>>377227249
I'm pretty sure Capcom pioneered on-disk DLC.
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>>377227249

review a game based on the game's merits. If you can't do this because of arbitrary memes about a company, then you are a shitty reviewer.

If Stalin made a great video game, you don't review it badly because you hate communists.
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>>377227283
>British.
>Middle school.
We don't have those. Besides, Jim is just retarded.
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>>377227249
Every company has done long before Nintendo has done it you fuckinng sperg. Nintendo just did something more interesting and it worked.
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gave vanquish a 5 because he couldn't deal with being flushed out of cover
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>>377223575
BORN BUTTHURT
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>>377227579

You don't have 12-14 year olds?
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>>377227590
>lock pokemon shit behind e-reader
>e-reader fails in america
>instead of just adding the locked content to the regular game they remove it and close the entrances with boxes
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>>377227643
>Cover.
>Vanquished.
Isn't being a highly maneuverable robot the entire point of the game?
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>>377227249
>but there's nothing wrong with hating the company that pioneered on-disk dlc
I thought he loves Sony?
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>>377226989
>gave Fallout 4 and Dead Rising 4 good reviews
>taste
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>It’s quite possible, in fact, to build a character “wrong”

What the fuck did Jim mean by this, you can beat the entire fucking game without building your character at all, no neuromods. What he actually means is

>I couldn't be fucked to be creative, look around for the sticky note with the password on it or just shoot the fucking door button with the boltcaster so hacking is actually the only way to beat the game

what a cretin
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>>377227708
We do, but that isn't Middle School.
We throw them into High School.
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>>377227803
I mean, I disagree with that too, but it's still a taste.
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>>377227286
Comedic delivery does not equal parody. A parody is something like P4R.
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he's kind of funny, but gets tiring after a while. Although his videos on certain review sites I thought were nice.
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>>377227906
High school? It's called Secondary school you imposter fuck
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>>377227932
>but it's still a taste
more like a lack of it
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>I totally want to listen to this lard-ass repeat the blatantly obvious about game industry cynicism with a generous peppering of leftist bullshit.

Are you even remotely aware of how much money people throw at this guy? It's fucking insane. I can't believe I actually used to watch him.
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>>377227976
It's high school mostly anon.
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>>377223439
If he was being paid by Sony why are GR2 and P5 which are better then HZD lower? Really the only odd thing i see is Nioh i think the game is a solid as fuck 8/10 but cannot see in this world how it warrants a perfect score.
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>>377228320
>sony
>caring about games that aren't their own or paid exclusives
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>>377228236
>get married
>but dont have the responsibility or commitment of a marriage

how convenient
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It's impossible to be a shill in games journalism though. Giving money to a reviewer doesn't mean you're bribing them. It's still possible to give an unbiased score.
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>>377227976
>Our Lady's Roman Catholic High School.
Although the naming has been exceptionally retarded over the last two or three years.
>Blessed John Henry Newman Roman Catholic College.
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>>377228226
I've literally never heard of it referred to as a high school and http://lmgtfy.com/?q=high+school+england confirmed by belief that you are a sneaky imposter
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>>377223575
BORN KEK
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>>377228484
I mean, getting married to that abomination in the first place.
Holy shit, maybe it's just an attempt to get her to leave him alone before his cock is absorbed into whatever flab she calls a body.
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>>377228320
Sony treats their exclusive titles that are worth their salt like step children in favor of CoD. They know Persona fans will buy it with next to no commercial space. They're trying to get that broad market that Xbox 360 had.
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>>377227961
>self parody isnt parody
Right.
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>>377228549
I mean I'm sure there are certain schools that have high school in the name but that doesn't change the fact that 90% of them are just called School and referred to as secondary, you know following on from primary
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>>377223537
This bait is so good I'm not even mad.
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>>377228484
Pretty convenient for his cow of a wife that will get a bunch of money if she ever decides to leave him for some nigger
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>>377226594
Nah man, nothing like that at all.
It's basically a puzzle game kind of like Ghost Trick but in a mansion with loads of different murders all happening at the same time.

No one seems to be talking about it (probably down to the dumb fucking name putting people off) but it's really fucking good for a 5-7 hour game
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>>377223439
Typical brainless consolefag.
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>>377228795
best post in the thread
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>>377228961
I'll give her a look then.
Thanks anon.
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>>377223439
>Nioh 10/10
Why would anyone trust this guy's opinion? That game is a solid seven, nothing more
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>>377228236
Do we have actual proof that his wife isn't just Jim in drag? Have they ever been seen together in person? Because my god they look identical
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>>377228827
Yeah but a couple of decades ago Secondary School was called Senior School and instead of: Year, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 it was: Senior 1 and so on.
Most of the time the two words are interchangeable and saying that you're in High School is the same as saying you're in Secondary.
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>>377223439
He's just a fat attention whore. Stop giving him attention and he'll just have a coronary attack on his own.
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>>377227781
he tried to play it like a gears clone and got his shit pushed in

he's not very good at video games
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literally who?
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>>377223439

Gravity Rush 2 is more original and interesting than botw.
Botw is zelda open world.
GR2 is different from any other game, it is more memorable and has a qt brown, even if smelly, female protagonist
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>>377229784
There have been many gravity manipulation games over the years anon. It's not original by any means.
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>>377229861

None play the same way gravity rush does. None offer the same gameplay, variety and gimmicks gravity rush offers.
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>>377229861
Anon, he isn't claiming it's original.
He's comparing it to BotW.
By comparison, Gravity Rush is very much original.
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>>377226704
>combat is 10/10

Man like, its good but I just couldnt get into the Ki stamina system, and all the bosses felt like they had such an inordinate amount of health.
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>>377230008
>None offer the same gameplay, variety and gimmicks gravity rush offers.
The one difference is that it's in 3D.
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>>377223439
Zelda deserves exactly what it got though, it's typical bland open world shit with a Zelda-flavored sauce on top. It's not exceptional in anything it does, a 7/10 is appropriate.
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>>377226667
>G-guys its just a first impressions plz leave me alone
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Speaking of Zelda, is it finished on cemu yet? or should I wait another month?
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>>377223537
Angry Joe and Conan Obrien are both superior and not paid off shills. I mostly trust Obrien though.
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>>377230121
At later levels going through a level and taking on multiple opponents with counters, Ki breaks and Ki-pulse weapon swapping was a treat.
Not for everybody, but when you got the hang of it, shit was spectacular.

Yokai bosses relied a little much on using an element to beat but human bosses could be easily defeated in minutes with the use of Ninjutsu or counters.
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>>377230413
>thinking that they're going to produce a finished product any time soon when they're making bank.
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>>377230206

Yes. A complete 3d world perfect for a game that take advantage of 360 control.
Just because there are 2d games who did gravity manipulation, that doesn't take merit from gravity rush

It's like saying mario 64 didn't revolutionized platforming and gaming in general just because 2d marios existed in the past
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>>377230397
>he kept saying it's that long before anything happened
>retards mistake one of his first impressions for a review
>he points out it's not a review
>d-damage control!!!
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>>377230673

The difference is that BOTW sold tons more, so it reached a larger audience. Niche games just aren't that good.
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>HZD: 9/5/10
>BotW: 7/10
BORN RETARDED
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>>377230673
The difference being that 64 didn't just transition the gameplay into 3D but added new means of traversing the world as well as an entirely different progression and world design.
Ultimately GR is the same as those 2D in that regard except in 3D and mission based.
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>>377223578
>current year
>still thinks prey away the gay sucks
Oh anon
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>>377223575
BORN WITH DIFFERENT NAME
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>>377230994
haha yeh
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I agree with most of what Jim says, except dumb shit like Silent Hill Downpour being good.
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>>377223439
Gravity Rush 2 deserves that 7 though
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Someone post the Twitter image with cum dripping off his glasses and then explain to me who the fuck would ever let him near their schlong
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>>377231271
Agreed. On top of being an uninspired rehash it had some surprising glitches.
Even crashed on me once.
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>>377226103
Its not about critical thinking at all. Anyone can be a victim of shit taste.
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>>377223824
TB is one of the most cancerous personalities when it comes to public interaction. He's gone from "check my le reddit and twitter!" to "I'm a master of free spee-WHAT IS THAT A MEAN COMMENT? THAT'S IT I HATE THE INTERNET"
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>>377223575
BORN KEK
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>>377223439
Is this the face of sonybros?
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>>377224146
>Pirate Nintendo games
>not googling "Balloon Fight" online instead of paying for the same thing because "what is transferring data"
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>>377223623
>muh smash bross!
faggot
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>>377231672
>cancerous
kek
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>>377231672
>tell someone to get cancer and die
>gets cancer
>NO MORE MEAN COMMENTS
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>>377223439
HE'S FAT
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Yakuza 0 is a straight 10 tho
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>>377223439

>>Yakuza 0: 9.5/10
>>Nioh: 10/10
>>Persona 5: 8.5/10

Sony exclusive ≠ Sony titles
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>>377230793
>It sold more so it's better
my my you marketers aren't very good at hiding yourselves
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>>377233069
They were published or localized by Sony. Why do you think they're exclusive?
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>>377231472
7 means good you fucking idiot. Do you rate from 7-10? It's an improvement in almost every way.
>It's a rehash because it plays the same as the game before it
I guess every sequel is a rehash
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>>377233763
A good sequel should introduce new concepts and improve on its predecessor, not copy every fucking thing
An example of a good sequel is System Shock 2 or Dark Souls
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>>377234418
>A good sequel should introduce new concepts and improve on its predecessor, not copy every fucking thing
Not him but what are Lunar and Jupiter modes?
What are Mining Sites?
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>>377223439
Just buy a PS4 already OP.
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>>377223439
Finna based
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>>377234539
Not very satisfactory nor well realized additions
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>>377223439
>Piece of shit Horizon Zero Dawn being given a 9
Yeah probably.
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>>377234795
>lunar mode wasn't fun
Not to mention the new towns we get
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SALAD DODGING
CALORIE THIEVING
LARD GARGLING
BUTTER BATHING
CHEESE CHUGGING
FAT FUCK
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>>377233692
Microsoft could get Yakuza on their Xbox if they wanted to. Same with Persona.

These games are not "first party". MS and to a lesser extent Nintendo have dropped the ball.
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>>377230793
>Niche games just aren't that good

Or maybe gamers are shallow cunts who can't be bothered to do some fucking research and play something besides the triple A mainstream trash pushed by the marketing parasite?
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>>377235164
Yakuza only releases in the west because Sony makes the localization happen. I guess they have some sort of similar deal with Persona. They basically bought those series
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>>377224367
>BotW neutered what I loved about the series for the sake of overworld exploration.

If you weren't playing Zelda for exploration then you shouldn't have been playing the series in the first place.
>>
What's the problem here? If you think about it logically you can clearly see a pattern in the review scores. Narrative based games with good gameplay get better scores than narrative games with mediocre gameplay and games without any clear narrative get lower scores. You don't have to agree with him but it's pretty obvious that he enjoys games to be bombastic and in his face with action heavy scenes.
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Reminder.
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>>377236065
>HZD
>good gameplay
You have to be shitting me
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>>377223537

You niggas used to HATE this guy. Now we can't get a single day without a post about him.
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>Gravity Rush - 7.5

Nope. That is too generous. The game is a 6/10 at best.
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>>377223439
Tee bee ache the only thing even slightly unusual about those reviews is the BOTW score.
>>377223537
This but unironically
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>>377236326
What's the point in talking to you when you're obviously biased against the game?
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>>377236065
amen
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>>377223895
cucks will ignore this
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>>377225350
How is it that you like the old Prey but dislike the new Prey?

The old Prey was the most uninteresting pile of tired mechanics I've ever played. At least new Prey has decent inventory and RPG systems going for it.
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>>377223439
>Patreon goes up if he gives Sony games high scores by default
>Patreon goes up when he fucks the fidget spinners of the 80s on screen
I wonder who his audience is...
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>>377236703
Are you trying to prove something here? 4chan is THE place for contrarians like you. You might find likeminded people here, but try going outside and find a single person who played fallout 4 and actually didn't like it. You don't actually have to tell me about it because I'm sure you'll want to tell me about your imaginary friends to prove me wrong before you even finished reading my whole post.
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>>377236462
Not a single one of those games deserves the score it got.
Here's what it should actually be:
Yakuza 0: 8.5/10
Gravity Rush2 : 6/10
Nioh: 7/10
HZD: 5/10
BotW: 8/10
Persona 5: 7/10
Prey: 8.5/10
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>>377227249
Jim is an SJW and has shown himself to be pro-censorship several times.
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>>377236515
Sorry if I triggered you, but the game is trash.
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>>377224095
just think how horny i would be if you included an R... fuck.... so hard... is fart fetish the true patrician choice? fuck I have precum stains....
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>>377237107
I hope you see the irony in your post, because you quite literally told me how triggered you are about his opinion with your very first post towards me.
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>>377223439
I don't care for his scores and only consider the points he makes because they're usually highly pertinent and eloquently written out. his channel can be pretty entertaining too.

giving BotW a 7 out of 10 wouldn't dissuade me from buying it, if I was pre-diposed to doing so. it's nice to have at least one professional reviewer pointing out the stupid design flaws in it when every other piece of shit hack is lauding it as the second coming of Christ. I suspect, like many, that he scored it so low out of spite.

same goes for any of the games he praised or trashed, really.
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>>377236989
GR2:7/10
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>>377237267
I'm not triggered at all. It's just not a good game no matter how you look at it. You're the one shouting that I'm biased in a thread about about a guy that clearly is.
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>>377223439
Reminder that he praised Sony for taking down Horizon Zero Dawn prior to its release.
But when Nintendo makes a content ID strike using youtube's official system, he tells everyone and his entire audience to pirate Nintendo's products.

He has always been a huge faggot. But I'd just like to highlight his hypocrisy a bit.
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>>377236703
What do you want to bet Jim Derpling had never played any Fallout game prior?
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>>377223439
He just has shitty taste, that's all.
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>>377237138
>>>/reddit/
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>>377237601
>he's biased because he likes something I personally dislike
You have a god complex. That's really all there is to it. And you're putting it at full display here. You think that your opinion is the only one that matters and that everyone who has a different one must be paid for it.

>I'm not triggered at all
You are. Otherwise your god complex wouldn't react so heavily.
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Oh shit! It's Mr Creosote!
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>>377236065
>Narrative based games with good gameplay get better scores than narrative games with mediocre gameplay and games without any clear narrative get lower scores.
Explain telltale "games" and the other numerous games like it
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>>377224146
So he is pretty much your average /v/ fag
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>>377235723
No they didn't buy the series. If MS took up the tab for localisation and publishing for the Xbox one it would be on Xbox and maybe even the windows Store.

Don't blame Sony for actually giving a shit about Japanese games and studios. Sega would be delighted if MS called them.
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>>377237798
Nice projection you piece of shit.
Care to explain to me how HZD has good gameplay or a good narrative? The only redeeming aspect about that game are the graphics. It's a forgettable piece of open world trash that only got decent reviews because 'muh strong female protag'.
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>>377225070
Unless you are a huge FIFA/COD faggot how can anyone like PS4 that much?
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>>377238343
>Nice projection you piece of shit.
You are the one not allowing other people to have their own opinion. Here are some characteristics of a god complex.

>The person is also highly dogmatic in their views, meaning the person speaks of their personal opinions as though they are unquestionably correct.

And as such there is no point in telling you anything because you are biased against the game and will dismiss anything that challenges your believe that the game is bad.
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>>377238343
>muh feminism
>muh sjw

Great argument you retard
>>
>>377223439
Spot on about only Yakuza and Nioh and everything else is either too high (Boreizon) or too low (the other 3)
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>>377223439
>Yakuza 0: 9.5/10
Didn't play
>Gravity Rush 2: 7.5/10
Didn't play
>Nioh: 10/10
More like a 7/10, still haven't played the dlc yet.
>Horizon Zero Dawn: 9.5/10
4/10, pretty boring, after getting P5 i stopped playing this but will eventually go back since im done with p5
>Breath of the Wild: 7/10
5/10, shit is boring too. I can't get into zelda games, but Iguess I will eventually finish it.
>Persona 5: 8.5/10
about right, too much cutscene and stupid cat keeps telling you to go to sleep
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>>377238546
What a worthless fucking post.
I'm asking you to share your views about the game and you reply the same crap to me. I guess you just have to arguments.

>>377238610
>shit combat?
Check. Shooting an arrow is akin to shooting a wet noodle and melee is clunky as shit.
>empty open world littered with pointless crap?
Check.
>hand holding?
Check.
>tacked on crafting system?
Check.
>fetch quests?
Check.
>fan fiction tier writing?
Check.

Care to explain how it's any different from any other run of the mill Ubisoft open world trash? Oh right, muh female protagonist.
>>
>HEY GUYS! Let's get rid of what made Dark Souls unique and cool when it first came out and make it EASY!
>It won't ruin anything, other then literally everything about the game!
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>>377230779
>make a "first impression"
>spout wrong shit as if you're right
>people point out you're absolutely fucking wrong and retarded
>get mad and can't handle criticism

Just because its a first impression or whatever doesn't make it okay to be completely wrong about what he was saying.
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>>377239367
>What a worthless fucking post.
That's basically the case for all of your posts since they boil down to "stop liking what I don't like".
>I'm asking you to share your views about the game
No, you specifically said "the game is shit and everyone who likes it is a paid shill" which renders any attempt at discussion completely useless by default.
>and you reply the same crap to me.
Because you have a god complex, but luckily for you you found an actual echo chamber for your "beliefs" where you and your friends decided to be triggered by other peoples opinion.
>I guess you just have to arguments.
That's basically your defense mechanism so you can see yourself as the actual winner of a discussion that you prematurely blocked out completely.

But oh well, this isn't going to help you because you yourself don't see it as a problem. As I said earlier, instead you and your echo chamber decide to be offended by other peoples opinion. I guess that's what you want to do for now so who am I to stop you?
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I don't know why you fag even look at the review scores because there's no way that any game except TETRIS is a 10/10. They can't even compare to that masterpiece
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>>377223824

WTF is isnt a review series, its a first impressions series. This is made explicit ever since the very first one. He doesnt complete the game, then make a WTF is. He gets the jist.
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>>377223439
>Nintendo takes ad money from people using their copyrighted material
>REEEEE PIRATE ALL THEIR GAMES NINTENDO IS EVIL!
>Sony takes down pre-release Horizon gameplay
>REEEEE SONY IS COMPLETELY RIGHT TO DO THIS DON'T WATCH VIDEOS WAIT FOR REVIEWERS TO TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!

You do the math.
>>
Take a look at Jim Sterling's "wife". Look at that creature, and then ask yourself if you want to prop up a guy like that. Can't you tell what he values? What causes he will back when push comes to shove? He's a fat, doughy, mess of a human. Is that someone you want to throw in with? If it is, then God help you, you're already lost.
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>>377223439
ITT
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>>377223439
Is it just me, or does he look slightly retarded in this photo?
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>>377240862
Is that an artists depiction of Jim or his wife? Or his wife's boyfriend maybe.
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>>377240862
Nintendonigger?
Sorry, doesn't have the nice sound to it.
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>>377224192
>zelda themed do-nothing simulator is good
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>>377241084
<==== The guy at con's dressed like Link in little white panty hose is mad
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>>377241084
Why are you posting an image of yourself with that post?
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>>377240901
>slightly
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>>377223439
Go to bed OP
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>>377240497
>you specifically said "the game is shit and everyone who likes it is a paid shill"
So you're going to ignore this whole post? >>377239367
I guess calling me names and deflecting is what fits your narrative.
You literally presented zero arguments so far.
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>>377241573
You are completely ignoring those posts >>377236326
>>377237107

Ontop of basically saying that your opinion on things is factual and an objective way of measuring a game. As I said earlier, it's pointless to try and argue with you since this never was an argument to begin wiht, it was just shitposting from your side.
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>>377241037
Ninteniggah.
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>>377240691
>REEEEE SONY IS COMPLETELY RIGHT TO DO THIS DON'T WATCH VIDEOS WAIT FOR REVIEWERS TO TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!
Wait, is that true?
>>
>>377241810
It's on the internet so probably.
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>>377241748
>I'm the one shitposting
I already stated why I think the game is bad.
You got triggered by what I said for some reason.
You can't even form a coherent argument to support your view besides "le everything is subjective" scapegoat.
Stop fucking posting your worthless tripe you absolute moron.
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>>377223439
>Dead Rising 4: 8/10
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>>377242359
>I'm the one shitposting

>my opinions are factual
>You got triggered
>ad hominem

Basically yes. You are shitposting.
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>>377242492
You made no attempts to discredit what I said besides hiding behind "lol opinions are subjective". So yes, you're shitposting.
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>>377241037
nintenigger
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>>377223824
>tb used to be based
>then he got cancer after karma backlashed on him
>now hes literally cancer with cancer opinions and shit taste
>the only thing he has going for him is he calls out bad practices in games
>jim sterling is a bisexual cuck married to jabba the hutt who gets fucked by other men on a regular basis
>these are the strongest "voices" in gaming

what a day to live in.
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>>377223537
not even close
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