>have fun collecting korok seeds
>have to do main quests because i have all the seeds and heart/stamina upgrades
>immediately get bored
Why is seed collecting so fucking comfy?
i only collected seeds i found incidentally
but shrine hunting was my jam. i wouldn't fight ganon until i got all of them.
i want her to collect my seed
>>377174775
>Enjoy BotW for the first 4 hours
>Tolerate the game for the rest of the duration of the game
>But tremendously enjoy the game wheneverKassis around
curse nintendo for making me the equivalent of a shit-eating waifufag.
>>377177157
gay
>>377176852
Get married first Link
>>377174775
Finding seeds just feels satisfying and I don't know why
>>377178156
only gay for him
>>377179504
>tumblr art
>>377179984
>hating tumblr art
what are you
gay
>>377179949
Link isn't gay, it's time to let go
>>377180149
tumblr draws actua-
>abs
no
>>377180531
How can fujoshis and Mipha/Paya/Rijufags even compete?
>>377180785
>not being a multishipper
w/e bro
>I like doing boring brain dead activities, and the instant the game forces me to be more active/interactive, I get bored because I have shit tier attention span
The definition of a casual right here.
Link is for his own dick
>>377180576
from the thumbnail it looked like he had a boner
They aren't seeds.
It's fecal matter. Nintendo knows it's fan base will enjoy any shit they give them.
So to mock their sheep they have you 900 turds to find.
>>377180872
>Making good bros gay
No
>>377181065
it's not gay if it's a fish
>>377174775
It's the Yahaha and the Jingle that makes it all worth it in the end.
>>377181274
YEHAHA
Is this the lewd thread?
>>377174775
I love Shrines
They are fun
>>377181274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiTVgfmRPfA
>>377181391
its a thread for everyone
>>377181391
Not quite, Link and Zelda have to get married first
comfy post game living
>>377181513
>Kass doesn't have a voice actor
I will say this for BoTW:
For most open world games, once I get to the end of the story I am typically done and move onto something else without looking back.
With BoTW, I am planning on going back and finishing up any quests and shrines I did not do. Only reason I stopped was because of all the other games coming out at the time.
Fuck the Korok Seeds though.
>>377181637
BULLY!
>>377181608
>>377181553
That's cute
Homemaker DLC when
>>377176852
>>377181679
I know people would have been shitty about it, but I was actually kind of disappointed that Ganon didn't take some kind of cool looking humanoid form similar to Ganondorf for the last phase of the boss
>>377180224
rape! Rape twink!!
>>377181904
Yeah that's a minor criticism I have. I get that they were going for the angle that ganon was kind of a force of nature style evil and making him a dude would have ruined it, but still...
>>377181997
Only Zelda can rape Link
>>377181610
>Fuck the Korok Seeds though.
Delete this.
>>377181904
>Ganondorf's last appearance was Twilight Princess
>A game that came out in 2006
Gonna be pissed if he's not in the next one.
>sidon, mipha, riju and the other BOTW npcs will never show up in a mainline zelda game again
it hurts...
Link is adventuresexual
>Zelda asks to fuck
>no way fag
>old man tells him about demon that needs slain in a castle that needs explored
>goes behind bushes and beats off
>>377182182
No way, she's been waiting 100 years, Link's not getting out of this one
>>377182182
link is whatever sexuality you chose to impose on him since he's made in a way that lets you self insert. If you want him to be a raging faggot that rubs up to dudes in his underwear you can do so.
>>377182397
Except you can't because Link gets hit on by dudes in the game and the only choice is to tell them to fuck off
>>377174775
>people who can't have fun in well-made open world games
>given freedom to do whatever you want and the first thing you do is find out a way to suck the fun out of it.
My friend is like you, I'm sure you both suffer from very specific form of OCD.
I completed my first playthrough of BOTW as a 3 heart run just to see if I could do it and it made the game a lot of fun for me. I Basically stealth/environmental killed everything. I felt like Batman, I was constantly rich from selling all my heartpieces and used maximum prep-time for every region.
>>377183591
L-l-lewd...
>>377183591
>giving fish boobs
don't
>>377183591do female Zora also have sharp teeth
>>377183591
What would you do if you were Link in this situation?
>>377183794
Get comfy and bask in the female attention.
When I was a teenager girls used to invite me to sleep in beds with them. I was too timid to escalate things (although I made attempts) but I remember the coziness of sleeping in a big bed with a girl on each side of me.
>Zelda isn't actually in the game
>>377184518
She is, in the ending
>>377184574
That's not in-game
I was the opposite, I was focusing on side stuff so much until I got incredibly bored and haven't seriously touched the game for over a week. Can't be assed to finish last divine beast/castle.
>>377181245
>These are my dedicated water and sky horses.
>Eh, aren't those-
>They're horses.
Pretty good.
>>377184553
Is Kass a good father?
>>377174775
I just get koroks that I come across. Hardly ever actually go looking for them. I still like hearing "ya ha ha" for some reason, though.
>>377184703
his kids all love him so probably
>>377184703
>literally never home
>>377184989
he's saving hyrule by giving messages to the hero
he goes home instantly when he's done with that
>>377184989
He does come home eventually though
>>377185031
There was nothing better than being out and exploring only to find yourself drawn to the faint sound of an accordion.
I love this game, but the goddam controls are awful. Can't tell you how many arrows I've wasted by accident.
>>377185448
You pressing the wrong button isn't the game's fault anon
>>377185448
the controls are pretty tight IMO
I want Kass in Hyrule Warriors 2
I thought that BotW had to be amazing for me to keep interest in vidya because my interest in it was dying and it was even better than I expected.
Future looks bright guys.
>>377185448
I haven't had any problems with the controls other than at the very beginning. I kept pressing the wrong buttons. Try using the Duplex Bow. It's great for helping to not miss.
>>377185676
Homos out
>>377185865
if you hate gays why are you posting yuri
>Did everything possible before doing any dungeons
>250+ hours later
>Still haven't done dungeons
>Realize I had to set a mental block to put them off for so long and now I can't remove it
Please help. I'm looking for everything but dungeons. I'm looking for bombable walls and meltable ice on maps that I may have missed, I'm that far gone.
>>377185921
They are straight, STRAIGHT
>>377186274
whatever homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ecM_TSfXIQ
>>377186317
So what if they like to dress up sometimes
It's still wholesome, non gay, babymaking sex
>>377180224
prove it
>>377186553
yuri!
YURI!
>>377186364
>Mini game music is one of the best tracks in the game
Yet another reason why BotW soundtrack was a letdown.
>>377186612
PENIS IN VAGINA
>>377185827
Not him but I've had some issues with the lock-on range never quite being long enough. Can't count the number of hearts lost because Link decided to raise his shield in his current direction of movement rather than the giant skeleton monster twice his height that just began charging him.
>>377186228
Best thing to do is just go tackle one of them.
>>377183794
turn to my left and pretend its sidon
>>377186364
>After like an hour of doing my very best, I finally beat the island trial
>Come out of the shrine to get some fresh air
>There's a Rito sitting outside
>Had never met one up until this point
>Talk to him and agree to do his minigame
>Get to hear this great track
I don't know why, but that might be one of my favorite moments that happened in my playthrough.
>>377187073
>>377187073
best
>>377183794
Use Revali's Gale and get out of there.
>>377187284
Revali fuck off, Link wouldn't fuck you even if he was gay
>>377174775
But you can't get all of the shrines until you finish the divine beasts. What main quest do you have left to do besides kill Ganon?
>>377178848
>Link and Zelda after she suggests sleeping together so that neither of them has to sleep on the floor, since there's only one bed in Link's house
Zelda: Why are you pressuring me?
Link: Sleeping together was your idea, princess, wasn't it?
Zelda: I did say that, but... I didn't mean it like that!
>Next day
Zelda: Purah... how am I supposed to sleep with Link?
Purah: Eh...!? Sleep... with Link!?
>>377188025
Lewd, thanks for the translation
>>377186364
Sounds like Pokemon
>>377186956
Only super gay or girl can dance like this
>>377189754
still not gay
>>377190578
The he's a girl
>>377192443
Not with all that babymaking going on
>>377193346
>babymaking
but boy cant breed
>>377193873
Boys can breed if they have sex with girls
Like how Link has lots of sex with Zelda after Breath of the Wild
>>377194212
>sex with Zelda
>a annoying princess
He may not be gay, but he surely don't have sex with Zelda like rabbit
Those little assholes make me laugh incredulously every time.
"How long were you hiding for, little bro?"
For some reason I think they were hiding for 100 years
>>377184553
be my dad kkass please
>>377174775
>all the seeds
all 999 of them ?
>>377185448
I don't know what's up with this, but something about the controls always felt just... unnatural.
At the very least, I wish there were options to change what button does what. I would experiment with a super nintendo-esque scheme, where Y is run, B is attack, A is jump, and X cancel. Not sure about the rest of the buttons.
the seeds are good because you do not need all 900 to fully upgrade
seed collecting is alright
>>377195056
The ones in Hyrule castle got a giggle out of me for that very reason.
>>377181553
That room is lacking a fireplace. reeeeeeeeee
and not enough windows
>>377182397
Then why do you not get the option to accept the invitation of a date from the shoe guy?
>>377197128
Because if the shoe guy found out Link was a guy he'd get his ass kicked for playing him like that.
It's a tough world out their for us fags.