D.Va just released for Heroes of the Storm. Why aren't

Many thanks to JuicyDemon for pointing out how much of a filthy slut D.VA can be.

I don't play casual games.

Cuz its not a good game fampai

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>wanting to play an obnoxious character in a mindless """moba"""

>>377159068
>i hope you know fast you were going, buddy...

what did she mean by this?

>>377159068
Because I'm not a retard that plays Overwatch or a pathetic faggot that plays another shit game just because muh waifu is in it now.

>>377159421
Just checkin' you know you were goin' fast, buddy.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

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>>377159068
what the hell, that game still has players?

>>377159218
>>377159334
>>377159676
/v/ doesn't play games anyways

>>377159068
I have too much self-respect to play MOBAs

>>377159068
>I hope you know fast
what?

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>>377160142
>he doesn't know fast

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>>377159068
Because mobas are cancer and were a mistake

dva is the worst girl from a boring game and HotS is also pretty boring after awhile

>>377159068
Why would I be playing dva when the alarak rework is live?

>>377159068
I fucking hate it when tits aren't true to their character. Especially if they have tiny fucking boobs then they inflate them to mega milks.

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>>377159068
>Watered down garbage for Low-iq underachievers to feel good on
>Fanservice theme where blizz just lazily crams all the shitty characters from their other dead games into an even deader game

No thnx. Grow up and go install something that will actually challenge you instead of dribbling all over your keyboard all day.

And stop posting hots threads.

No one with good taste plays ASSFAGGOTS.

Everyone with bad taste should play ASSFAGGOTS so as to quarantine themselves from ruining better genres.

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>>377159068
>blouse has no buttons until THAT far down

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>>377159068
>artists who can't into grammar

>>377159174
what a horrible post this is

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>>377159068
Because I have no interest if a tumblr character from a TF2 clone appears in a dead dota/lol clone.

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>Week 4 is up in Europe
>D.Va still isn't
FUCKING

GIVE ME D.VA

I HAVE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING GEMS WAITING

GIVE DVA

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>>377160064
They keep doing overwatch events that force you to play it for some skin or such

because my hdd failed and i have no money for a new one

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MOBAs are bad and you should feel bad.

Thanks for the cute D.va skin though, nerds.

>>377162086
you one of those doom clone fanbois?

>>377162232
>plays overwatch

I don't play moba trash.

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>>377162172
Scratch that she's up in EU now

And the music is fucking sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMwMGtk_0ug

I got through the tutorial, but it was so awful I can't rationalize playing more of this shit game just for a skin, especially when Blizzard has said it will be obtainable in OW eventually.

I'm waiting to play on the full map rotation instead of Braxis Braxis Braxis Braxis

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>Shit community
>Horrible amounts of unfun unbalanced heroes still
>They can't fix shit

I mean it may be fun with a full party of decent players, but 9 times out of 10 HOTS is filled with drop dead, brainless morons that don't know anything and go head first into shit .. As an assassin and get picked off easily.

That or they don't know how to pick, even in Draft.. Ranked or Unranked.

>>377162630
Why does her HotS face look like that tranny Pistol from Tek Syndicate

MtF Shinji confirmed

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>>377159068
>come play Blizzard's own ASSFAGGOTS so you stare at the stereotypical gaymur gurl character!
No

It's a post mop blizzard game

>>377162393
Nah, I just hate money hungry nu-blizzard.

because 2.0 has filled the game with shitters and its pretty unplayable

>>377163212
>play hots for free to get free overwatch skin
?

>>377162630
her face looks so weird in hots

>>377159068
>that Engrish
Can she canically only speak gook?

>>377163381
>take a big fat shit for free to get free turd
?

Anri Okita is a good look alike for D.VA btw

>>377159068
Overwatch is the only blizzard IP I have no interest in. Call me back when they add a sc hero or a wc hero or a diablo hero.

>>377163839
>caring about Starcraft after 2
>caring about Diablo after 3
>caring about Lost Vikings at all, ever

Overwatch is their only compelling IP atm desu senpai

>>377163839
there's like 30 StarCraft heroes already in it, including a literally who they made up just to pad out the roster

>>377159068

because it's a shitty moba and I already wasted 3000 hours of my life that I will never get back in Dota 2

>>377159068
Because HotS is trash, just like all other MOBAs? Can't even play it long enough to get skins for OW, it's so damn terrible.

>>377159068
shes smoking a cig and has grass in her mouth? autists are retarded

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Because I despise MOBAs.

>>377163985
No, overwatch is really shitty dude. Those series being crap now doesn't mean they can't add old stuff. Fenix, Duke, Stukov, d2pally, the possibilities are endless. They've added too many overwatch heroes lately and they're all boring crap from a boring crap game.

>>377164006
Good, they should be drawing ideas from times when blizzard was great, not their modern garbage.

>>377164201
>caring this much about such a tiny detail

autism

>>377163985
>bringing up lost vikings even though they are already in the game and won't be added twice

next retro game is either Rock n Roll Racing or Blackthorne, because after blackthrone was Warcraft and they pretty much franchised the fuck out of it right away.

with those out of the way, you're gonna get a damn majority of overwatch to come.

>>377164271
>Good, they should be drawing ideas from times when blizzard was great, not their modern garbage.
>most are SC2 versions
Do you just not think before you speak?

From the thumbnail it kinda looked like Dva had some enormous tits. Kinda disappointed.

>>377164273
fuck you got me

>>377164380
What's the difference. Raynor in a marine suit is raynor in a marine suit. Infested Kerrigan is infested kerrigan. Tass is Tass. I wish the zealot was fenix, artanis will always be a scrawny green dude in a scout to me but whatever.

At their worst the other ips are still better than overwatch.

>>377162846
>>377163559
every overwatch hero's face is fucked up in HoTS

>>377159068
Is like playing to overwatch d.va but in the slowest, orthopedic, ugly and boring way possible

>>377163985
overwatch is trash

>>377164530
Bullshit. Voices and appearance from SC2 means they're SC2 characters.
>At their worst the other ips are still better than overwatch.
Good bait.

>>377160479
how do you like the changes? I'm still getting a feel but it's an overall damage buff I think

>>377164798
How is having better taste than you bait? Diablo SC and WC were all good at one point which is not something overwatch can claim.

I only played Hots for the Dva Skin

I don't even play Overwatch anymore

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>>377165334
>stop liking what I don't like
It's complete bait. All you've done is said it was shit with no reasons.
>game is extremely popular and sold plenty
>isn't at all good ever

I don't play assfaggots nor do I play mobawatch, because I don't play casual games.

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>that tank health
>that tickle damage with guns but reasonable burst damage and chase ability
>that absurd survivability because of mech/pilot switching
>that ability to just eat up damage and be a general nuisance
>that showy ridiculous ult
Yep, it's D.Va. She's just as fun to play in this.

Also she drinks mountain dew in her little character icon during gameplay.

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>overwatch
>moba
>nu-blizzard

Yeah right

>>377160741
t. low IQ projecting his insecurities. Again

>>377159068

>download HotS
>controls are all fucky, keep trying to move with LMB
>clicking on this motherfucker but Zarya ain't shooting
>do I have to be closer? fuck, okay
>wait, still closer?
>closer? motherfucker, I'm practically in melee range!
>shoot grenades at a bitch
>his health barely goes down at all
>he hits me once and I'm dead
>have to wait fuckin' forever to respawn

I don't fucking get it. Is the whole game like this, or did I just pick the wrong hero to play as?

>>377165730
It's just extremely bland. Blizzard games used to be the paragons of their genre, overwatch is far from the best shooter available. It feels like it was made by running ideas past a focus group ad nauseum.

I just tried Tyrael because he's free and I don't know if it's me being bad at the game or if he's straight up shit. It feels that no matter what you do, he's useless. His damage is forgettable and as a tank he has like no cc at all except for his one heroic.

>That feel when Alarak now with Show of Force and Rite of Rak'shir
>Lightning - Tele - Discord deletes people immediately
DIE FOR YOUR HIGHLORD

Why is it that so many artists who seem to understand English can't into basic grammar?
Like, I don't mind if it's a translation or some ESL who fucks up some of the more difficult structure, but English is a really fucking easy language, it's not comparable to even languages that aren't insanely difficult, like Chinese.
Also, they fuck up really simple shit like forgetting basic words or fucking up basic grammar.
I can forgive them for misusing shit like except/accept, but you don't get a pass for fucking up your and you're or to and too,
that's shit a fucking 5 year old understands.

>>377167212
LMB for abilities, RMB for moving and targeting. MOBA controls are a little shit to get used to
>>377169590
tyrael sucks

The familiar scent

Valla is best announcer

>>377173518
that's not li li

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>>377159068
>this will never be a porn video with D. Va and Ryan Driller where she rides him on the hood of his car until he cums inside her

>>377174297
Why are you familiar with male porn actors

>>377175215
I'm bisexual and enjoy watching both sides of a porn scene.

>>377175653
>I'm bisexual
Can't wait until you die.

>Cigarette AND chewing on some straw
Pick one or the other for your oral fixation dammit

>>377159068
I already got her skin for Overwatch, so I have no need to play HotS again (for now at least).

>>377175482
wew

>Blizzard
Not even once

>>377175482
gonna just post for no reason

>>377175752
People here get angry at the silliest things.

>>377162232
I need sexy pics of her in that uniform

>>377175482
nice

>>377175482
Nigger nigger chicken dinner, give me something good.

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>hearthstone with rightclicks
>now with le funny breast goblin that we paid company money to commission pornography for
game sux

>>377175482
give me something good

>>377177869
reroll

>>377175482
xd

>>377177943
>reroll
You're stuck with Kayle, faggot.

>>377164676
Zarya looks just fine. Her HotS model is one of the best in the game.

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>>377159068
>Playing watered down ASSFAGGOTS

>>377175482
huh

>tfw no friends
>want the 10 free loot chests so group up with random people from /general chat
>most of them are silver/gold shitters
>matches are not fun, they get destroyed because of my MMR
fuck you blizzard for not allowing people to complete this quest vs AI

>>377159068
>she does the chicken dance when you /dance

c u t e

>>377178674
>ASSFAGGOTS without the boring shit
Sounds good to me.

>>377175482
What's going on here?

>>377178773
yeah this is fucking stupid. Let us vs AI.

Why should those of us that don't give a fuck about HOTS have to bring down matches/ruin matches for people that are trying to play the game seriously?

>>377175482
role

How did they get Thighrande's model just right? The THICC is off the charts with her.

>>377159068
Yeah I do, now take a few steps back and get your cigarette out of my car you disgusting twat.

>Hanamura manages to be a shit map in 2 games

How

>>377162220
I have only played HoTs to get stuff for other Blizz games I play.

>>377175482
:3

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>>377159068
I get the officer skin for console Overwatch too right?

>>377175482
tryin

>>377162834
That picture makes me think of Aphex Twin.

>>377175482
JINX GET

>>377179953
>got best spiderfu
Lucky faggot.

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>>377179532
Bump, gotta know so I can fap to her in bed

>>377175482
YEEEE

>>377179532
I want to impregnate a Korean teenager

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>>377180185
Me too, asian eggs were made for white sperm

>>377170943
>english is a really fucking easy language

you sound like a native speaker buddy. English is fucked.

>>377175482
k

>>377180507
So you say but English doesn't have the bullshit other languages do like having an entire sentence be one moon rune or gender-based nouns

>>377180507
>mudfag can't learn an easy language

>>377175482
Let's see then

>>377159068
Man that's a bad drawing.
>holding cigarette with index finger and thumb
>shirt design doesn't make sense
>arm in resting pose but isn't low enough to be resting
>speech obviously thrown in at the last second, no proof-reading done

>>377162846
>>377164676
>>377178514
Two things: They usually flatten small details to preserve performance, like Tracer's eyes, and because only interns develop HoTs now and they have no clue how to do that while preserving the character's appearance.

>>377175482
how bout it

>>377175482
PLEASE AHRI

>>377175482
Rollin'

Final done with this fucking game. Player level 34 and spent my last five matches all against full groups of 500+ level diamond ranked. Blizzard's matchmaking is such a joke.

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>Blizzard game thread
>'eating shit' analogies crawling out of the woodwork
I'm not defending their games, they're pretty damn shallow, but what is it about Blizzard that causes shitposters to come up with these dumb analogies?

>>377175482
You wont get away with this

>>377175482
rollin'

>>377175482
Well this seems to be popular

>>377175482
i must roll

>>377175482
Lets roll

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>>377159068
She looks awful. Plus game is trash.
I only play varian and ragnaros and only on weekends.

>>377175482
Muh dick

>>377181596
wtf? can't they just import the same model or something? wth is that thing on the left???

>>377175482
no whammies

>>377175482
rollllin

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>>377159068
>Play Overwatch frequently with a friend
>Download and play HotS so we can get the D.Va skin
>It's actually a lot more fun than Overwatch
>We start playing it regularly instead

Anyone else in the same boat? I really want to get into Dota 2 now, but every match is so time consuming.

>>377175482
welp

>>377181596
I prefer left. Her longer face and not ayy look is good.

>>377181890
I want her to Condemn and Punish combo me

>>377175482
aight

>>377181714
>can't they just import the same model or something?
No, generally. HotS is top down so having a shit ton of polygons for character models doesn't make as much sense, but on top of that, HotS probably has to have more active units on screen thanks to hero abilities, minions etc.

Simply importing assets from the games the characters are from would be inefficient for performance, on top of making the game itself look cobbled together and unthemed.

>>377159676
Why are you so salty about it? Talk about triggered

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Why do I have to play it with friends?

>>377175482
okay then

>>377175482
Gimme

>>377178514
> zarya's skins are better in HOTS than in OW

Well to be fair most skins in HOTS are pretty cool

>>377182221
because normal people have friends.

>>377182320
I have friends, and conveniently those friends don't play ASSFAGGOTS

>>377182320
>implying
Once you graduate all of your friends join the military, are still in college, or go to work. That includes you. Most of my friends have no time and the others don't play the game. Usually they quit MOBAs because of the jackass players.

>>377175482
D.va is fucking shit in HoTS.
Rolling start

>>377160741
>Video games
>Challenging
Children's hobbies are not challenging Anon.

>>377182447
>Once you graduate all of your friends join the military, are still in college, or go to work
HA! speak for yourself faggot. sure me and my friends don't have the same amount of time to hang out like we used to, but we still hangout like twice a week.

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>>377179016

I've put in a good amount of time between DOTA 2, League of Legends and SMITE and honestly one of the reasons why I can enjoy Heroes now and then is because it's the least MOBA of the MOBAs.

I can get two or three games of Heroes in the same time I get one done in League or DOTA. I'm not scowling at my friends because they keep trying to steal Last Hits, I'm not loathing playing Support because I actually get to enjoy the game and not just dawdle around as I amass about less than a fifth of the gold some of my other teammates get. Also, when I play a Carry/Assassin/Nuker/Whatever I'm not just desperately chasing after some wondrous high where I get a huge gold advantage.

I guess I'm a casual when it comes to the MOBA genre but that's why I like Heroes over most of them: it's the least like a pretty stupid genre of games.

>>377182508
Shut up, Jap.

>>377182590
Lucky fuck. I can only do that now because I'm not working. When I did, I would hang with my buddy maybe once every few weeks or months.

>>377182594
This, all my friends and I honestly thought HotS was gonna be shit (LoL and DotA played more than anything), but then we got into it.

It's a nice game to just kick back and have a few matches in, then go do something else.

>>377159068

Honestly I hate all the Overwatch heroes and want them removed from the game. I was going to make an exception for D. Va because she's super cute but then I tried her and she feels like she does no damage. Into the trash

>>377182712
yeah i am pretty lucky. most of my friends really didn't hang out during college, but as soon as we all graduated, it was like we were kids again.
i fucking love life

HotS is unironically the best moba and the least moba of all mobas

>>377160741

if Valve would release an update for DotA that reduces game length maybe I'd go back. HotS's biggest strength is the super short games.

Soup dash salak

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...

>>377182797
Jobs?

>>377182447
Lol whatever fag. I graduated college with my BA four years ago and my friends and I get together every weekend for beers, grilling steaks, and LAN partying.

Get your priorities in line; it's not hard to work and have fun at the same time.

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In case you were curious: D.Va's dance is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHYwUOgxU9U and her taunt is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePpPVE-GGJw

>>377179016
This. Why waste my time with the boring elements that no one actually likes from assfaggot games? I liked smite arena mode because it was kill kill kill. Attacking minions for 20 minutes and warding the same spots over and over is not fun.

>>377175482
I do love me a good thread derail.

>>377182989
2 of my friends are artists. One of them does art stuff for kids, while the other just draws for companies or something. He did do some art for a couple of book covers tho. I work in a hospital as a PA, and i'm currently studying to be a surgeon myself. the others i'm not exactly sure.

>>377179016

pretty much this

>not having to compete with your own team members over gold
>not having a designated "never allowed to get last hits or killing blows ever" shitter on your team
>not having a guy on the enemy team who becomes unstoppable if one of your teammates dies in lane against him a couple times
>not spending the first 20 minutes farming

feels good

>>377159676
>now

But Thighrande was already in it

>>377175482
Rolin

>>377175482
Alright

>>377175482
Rolerino

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>>377175482

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>>377183117
>>377183442

The bullshit that people hate about MOBAs that are in games like DOTA2 and League is also why those games are so addicting to certain people. They will phase out most of their games as bland, colorless static in the back of their heads but those few bright, vivid, glorious games where they got the First Blood to snowball to like 6-0 before the 20 minute mark where they then charged around the map like a wrecking ball and ended the game with a couple thousand gold advantage over every player. They keep chasing those games even though they're so far, few and in-between heaps of boring, frustrating matches.

Gotta keep chasing those highs.

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>>377183452
This

Tyrande and Sylvanas have emptied my balls for months from all the fapping to the thicc elves

>>377183830
>filename
There were multiple betas

>>377159068
>chewing straw
>holding cig

uh, seems a bit weird.

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>>377183882
I better not catch you fapping to Sylvanas.

>>377184009
That post is dated as May 22, 2015. There were no alpha invites and the betas had not started https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/36ttnm/alpha_invites/

>>377184089
>not smoking while chewing
Fuck off, child.

>>377183882
so that's where that SFM model came from.

Sweet.

>>377175482
Give me something

>>377184226
It's march
IIRC There were invi--
>2015
Well, you got me

>>377175482
give me my waifu pls

>>377183830
>Even blizzard thinks their fans are retarded

NOICE

>>377180752
that's minor shit compared to english. english is hilariously inconsistent

>>377184456
Just take a look at normies struggling in movie games. This is like the next level of it.

>>377180752
English is a lawless wasteland of a language that not even native speakers who know nothing else can get right half the time.

>>377184416
I apologize, I got the date of the reddit thread date confused with the 4chan thread date

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>>377184224
If I'm not playing the game, I'm probably zoomed in and masturbating furiously to the Dark Lady's curvaceous body

>>377179532
Yes

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Rather play Doto.

>>377175482

why not.

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umf

>>377179532
>>377180179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhf3pbJxo_o&ab_channel=ohnickel

>>377175482
Ok ill give it a shot

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>>377184242
I only wish LoL had models that good so we could get them in SFM too.

And that Riot didn't hire 100 interns to manage the game when it got big.

And that they stuck with what originally made LoL popular over the competition, the fanservice.

Now all the art is tumblr and samey as fuck, and all the champions are fucking Pixar characters, and there are absolutely no tits and ass to be seen.

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>>377184975
shit i didn't plan on fapping today

>>377185145
>LoL had models that good so we could get them in SFM too.
why dont people just recreate them in high detail?

lazy fucks.

>>377184975
They made her ass bigger in HoTS. HoTS devs are based as fuck.

>>377185201
Because making a high poly model, rigging it and texturing it is a lot of fucking work. Like, a whole lot.

SFM porn can be done by literally any retard with an hour to spare, even if they've never done any animation work before. It's that easy.

>>377175482
quinn get

>>377160070
>/v/ doesn't play games unless they're casual and they have their favorite waifus

Fixed

>>377185145
That's a nice ass. Post the whole thing

>>377165730
>game is good because it's sold well

neo /v/ everyone

>>377183862

you can still end up doing shit like double everyone else's siege damage and have way more XP contribution in HotS. If you want some numbers to remind you how much better than the team you are, it's there. What you can't do is get a couple early kills and snowball into being invincible.

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>>377185145
I SAID I WASN'T FAPPING TODAY DAMMIT

>>377182927
This and actual unique heroes like abathur. Face it v, hots is the goat moba

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>>377185215

They know what their game is for

>>377186017

fapping?

>>377175482
Rollin for luxanna

>>377175482
might as fucking well

>>377181057
They hate Blizzard, they hate anyone who plays Blizzard games, and they're desperate to tell everyone how much they hate. Same thing that happens with every other game and company on this board. It's incredibly difficult for /v/irgins to simply ignore the threads of things they dislike, either because their autism prevents it or they want some juicy (You)s.

>>377187287
t. Blizzdrone

>>377187650
Exhibit A. And they always do the Anakin Skywalker "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!" thing because they're incapable of understanding people can and are allowed to like what they don't like.

Post more dva pictures instead of falling for obvious bait

>>377175482
AAA

>>377159068
i don't like play MOBA's anymore ever since i got promoted, i get enough salt everyday already at the office.

>>377175482
989

>>377159174
not a slut. she is just hot and needs to cool off a bit.

>>377159068
Because the last good game ever blizzard made was warth of the lich king.

>>377175482
zzzzzzz

>>377175482
gimmie trist

>>377175482
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>377175482
gief fox tits

Overwatch has yet to bring something something good to the game. I wished it would just die

>blizzard somehow makes an underdog game
>it's by far the best in its catalogue
Seriously, what the fuck, I'm baffled

>>377159068
What I'd give to let her ride me on the hood of the car.

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>>377188686
It's a strange time to be alive when HotS is legitimately their best game at the moment. Seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

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>>377188580
But Zarya is tons of fun.

>>377175482
Christ plz jinx

>>377188945
It's simple: instead of making their game worse every patch like valve and riot blizzard decided to make it better.
A truly novel and original concept never before attempted by video game developers.

Here is the one thing Blizzard needs to do to make HotS perfect:
>remove all Overwatch characters
>and no refunds

>>377188686
>it's basically just a hardmod of SC2

>game advertises itself as team-based
>it's team-required because random matchmaking has and always will be shit

>>377175482
Oh shit, what up.

I disliked how pointless early game deaths are. Anything that happens before 7ish minutes basically didn't matter unless you were literally feeding. Also the focus on team fighting kinda clashes with the idea of lanes, creeps, jungle.

Always thought they could do HotS without lanes or anything like that, something more like Bloodline Champions

>open my 10 hots boxes
>a bunch of legendaries and rares, 4 new heroes

>open my 10 overwatch boxes
>Literally nothing except one more fucking Torb legendary skin

That was not worth 20 really shitty QMs

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>>377184975

>>377175482
YEEEE

>>377175482
LETS ROLL

>>377175482
>Hate assfaggots
>"But that jinx video tho"
I hope riot one of these days just rent out their IP so I can go nuts over jinx in a game that I'll actually enjoy playing

>>377175482
yeet

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>>377183830
I see no problem with that statement.

This Ian one game that I can not literally play because of the assaine playerbase.

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>>377159068
I refuse to give Blizarrd my monsy after they did to dva cop.

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Oh, but I am. Alarak has become so much stronger late game it's unreal, if you did good with him before you're going to love him now.

>>377190574
So you're gonna try and get her for free? Good luck, it might take a bit.

>>377190574
>those brows

>>377190440
This issue is that the Overwatch icon appears in the anon's battle.net launcher as early as March 22, 2015. This is long before any beta, and apparently, there was no "alpha." This means that the anon in question would have to be a Blizzard employee, or someone closely tied to Blizzard

>>377175482
aight

>>377190574
>literal appropriation

>>377190784
No, I mean, I don't see a problem with the nature of those blizzard games. They don't harm the overall ASSFAGGOTS genre because the high skill ceiling ones are still really popular and get tournaments and shit. HotS isn't say, trying to push dota off the map or anything. And it's obvious more people will play a game that takes a lot less time to understand.

>>377175482
Rolling, gotta.

>>377190574
>signs picture with a heart
Those people really are all "me, me, me" aren't they?

>>377175482
C'mon big titties.

>>377175482
quints pls

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>"I play a lot of music, but your still my favorite song"
What did he mean by this?

>>377160741
this

>>377175482
Seven hundred and Seventy Seven Please....

>>377190440
who is this semen demon?

>>377191280
HE MEANT HE WANTS TO FUCK D.VA IN THE PUSSY

>>377189737
HoTs is a good collectathon game for getting lots of rare but worthless shit.

>>377175482
Rolling for sun wife

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>>377190137
I want to worship the love goddess' thighs

>>377191528
Bolo no Japanese sword game ported from the Wii to the Vita but improved and got DLC

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>>377191602
>not worshipping all of it
Hush Tyrande

>>377191602
>that sideboob

Never noticed that before. Hard to imagine the modelers getting away with that with the sjw squad breathing down their neck.

>>377175482
gimme

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>>377159068
>another overshit """hero"""
Fuck you Blizzard, give me Kel'Thuzad, Blackhand or one of the Hellscreams already

>>377159068
>implying koreans have boobs or ass, and no all those kpop hos wear tight as fuck jorts and bend their spines

>>377175482
r-rollan

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>>377191669
There's too much to worship without going insane with lust and immediately indulging in SFM porn

>>377192035
This bitch must be so annoying to fuck with those glow in the dark eyes. Gotta wear sunglasses and put on sunblock.

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>>377175482

>>377175482
boi

>this year so far we've gotten Zul'Jin, Valeera, Kharazim, Probius, and Cassia
>"STOP ADDING OVERWATCH HEROES REEEEEEEEEE"

>>377192035
Sauce?

>>377175482
rolliiiin

>>377192225
Yes, stop adding overwatch heroes, they're shit and uninteresting

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>>377191746
>it will only ever be Lich Kel'thuzad
>he will still have an orc skull for a head instead of a human
>it will never him in his body before he died

>>377175482
rerollliiin

>>377175482
rollllllllll

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>a blizzard game where characters from other blizzard games come together
>"please stop adding characters from a very popular blizzard game to a blizzard game where characters from other blizzard games come together"

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>>377192225
Genji was fine. Nobody fucking asked for D.va, and she was teased as "a highly anticipated character players have been asking for for a long time."
People assumed we were getting KT, Maiev, Blackthorne, Fenix, anything that wasn't Overwatch really. D.va came out of nowhere and that's why people are a little miffed about it.

Not to mention D.va brings absolutely nothing new to the game. She's just another boring tank, doesn't even have a stun or reliable slow.

>>377192665
>doesnt have a reliable slow
O im laffin

>>377192634
Yes, stop adding overwatch heroes, they're shit and uninteresting

>>377192748
Send your feedback to Blizzard and I'm sure they will consider your complaint :)

>>377175482

rollan for best girl

>>377192665
I hated that D.va was put in but don't pretend she doesn't bring anything new. She's very unique compared to other warriors.

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>>377159068
Why is there no Lunara porn? I mean, shes like the third hottest HOTS character.

>>377159068
Because I stopped giving a shit about Overwatch a long time ago and I wouldn't touch a MOBA with a 10 foot pole.

>>377175482
yolo

>>377193106
Its not a moba, its a hero BRAWLER

>>377175482
lol sucks but ok

>>377182771
She's a great tank and defensive matrix is top tier. It's only fair that her damage is bad

>>377193085
>DEER
>PUSSY

Also FUCK this bitch and her god damn poison.

>>377175482
rdfge

hots feels as good as hon beta

I can't stomach any other ASSFAGGOTS atm

>>377175482
shit thread

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>Playing Ranked solo
>Always one retard has to pick Abathur or Zagara
>We lose
>mfw

>>377193419
>playing ranked
>calling others retarded
you only have yourself to blame.

>>377190598
What's the go to build now?

>>377193010
Her big new gimmick is that she can make her mech explode (which will never hit anyone that isn't rooted/stunned beforehand) and that she has a second table of abilities, but only if you talent into them.

I wouldn't say she's unique. The second health pool thing was already done by Tychus, they just nerfed it, and Valeera has access to a second ability bar when she stealths.

>alarak buffed
>become goku every match
>team still manages to lose it by ignoring every map objective
The more things change the more they stay the same.

>>377193496
Buff Discord strike and pick the upgrades that make your basic attack increase sadism and do sadism bonus damage

>>377193085
Fuck off, Zoophile

>>377193419

>complaining about just one retard in your team

I'd give anything to just have one retard in my team in my games.

>>377191746
I think they'll announce KT at blizzcon. He has to come r..right guys

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>>377193085
Dryads test my cock's resistance

>>377175482

Give me someone fertile let's go

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>>377193419
>Playing Ranked solo

>>377193525
>people won't get hit by Self-Destruct
Youre really overestimating the average player. That and D.Vas who know what theyre doing would skillshot it from afar with boosters so people cant walk out of the way

>>377193609
rumor is the next WoW expansion will star KT, he will probably come 1 week early for players who pre order the next expansion & be extremely OP

Then nerfed a week later

>>377193085
https://my.mixtape.moe/vwaamc.mp4
I dunno if I could jerk off to it, though.

>>377192748
Soon as they stop adding Starcraft and WoW chaarcters.

>>377193703
>skillshot it from afar with boosters so people cant walk out of the way
That works in OW, it doesn't work in HotS because the startup for the explosion is extremely long and has a very obvious telegraph.

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>>377193609
A-any minute now, guys

>>377193496
Im no good at this game but I like
>lightning quest talent
>discord strike talent
>dissonance since Im prone to dying and I won't make back the sadism quickly enough, but applied force is better if you can stay alive/complete the lighting quest
>counter strike for extra survivability
>rites of rak'shir 100%. its too good to pass
>mocking strikes, specially with good CC around
for level 20 everything is good and I decide around the match. Usually go for 2nd ult or hasty bargain

>>377193718
I could if she wasn't being ORCED, and if the thrusting was faster, cause JRHNBR horse/deer pussy is meant to be pounded rough

>>377159376
E UMA DELICIA

>>377193496
In my limited experience, sustaining power>chaos reigns>applied force>right of rak'shir>lightning barrage

Mostly depends on match though.

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>>377163985
>Some Overfag trashing on the motherfucking Vikings

Fuck on OOOOOUUUUTTAAAAA HEEEEEEEERE

>>377160741
>not wanting more characters in a MOBA where the whole gameplay revolves about them

I would absolutely love the TF2 cast on DOTA, even if they don't fit in the game style it's not like Valve fucking gives a shit about visual fidelity. Even an announcer would be good.

>>377180507
not even him but I'm an argentinian and I learned the language myself when I was 9 years old mostly reading about cartoons in CN's USA page
English is so fucking easy that even a child with an 2008 google translator and enough time can learn it by himself.

>>377181596
Left looks more asian but right looks more like a child, and when she was introduced she was originally 16 years old I believe.

How do I get good as Tiny Bitch of Thighs and Time Magic?

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>It's just a harmless probe, what can it even do?

HEAUEHAEUHAE

>watch a high-level player
>their keyboard sounds like theyre playing Dragonforce in Frets of Fire during teamfights

I dont understand why people would need to hit buttons this fast

>>377194669
Aim.

>>377192665
Source is your ass.

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The lack of Gul'dan on this thread disgusts me.

>>377194795
Muh APM

>>377192665
I genuinely want McCree in the game just to see how they put him into it. I want to be Clint Eastwood in HOTS god dammit.

>>377159068
Because it's Heroes of the Storm.

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>>377191280

>>377193085

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH SO FAST GODDAMMIT I HAT HER

>>377193226

I feel like even as a tank you either need enough damage that you can't be ignored, or a bunch of crazy CC like Diablo has.

>>377164006

never played Starcraft, which one is the literally who? is it one of the Zerg monsters?