Come here my child and post your vidya sins/confessions. I have

I'm embarrassed to have supported Gearbox. I've bought 2 copies of Borderlands 1, 360 and PC. I also bought Borderlands 2 and Season Pass.

>>377154143
I suck dick to buy vidya games

I have a booru full of Ape Escape porn, which was just some dead booru someone else left behind.

I used guides for my first playthroughs of the Metal Gear Solid series

>>377154143
I've never finished a Zelda, Mario, or Metroid game.

I get told on some platform and I come to /v/ to shit about being told.

>>377156008
This.

Throw in Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana/Evermore.

Oh and the Mother series too.

>>377154143

I dropped Bloodborne for Breath of the Wild.

Breath of the Wild isn't very good.

I still haven't gone back to Bloodborne.

I don't like video games anymore

>>377154143
I don't mind cinematic games if gameplay is cool.

Also, I learned to despise /v/s taste.

>>377154143
I have no gamer sins.

I could say I haven't played any Final Fantasy besides 6, but fuck, I don't want to.

I could say I've never played any Pokemon game but I was too old for that fad so I don't care.

Or that I haven't played any Mario games after Yoshi's Island, but why the fuck would I need to?

I have over 850 games on steam, and I've only played ~40% of them.
I still pirate before I buy games that cost over $5.

>>377155719
Better link that shit nigga!

I want all homosexual romance options in vidya games banned.

>>377154143
I don't beat that many games, I'm a complete casual and I suck so much that I can only play single player games. I tried playing guilty gear and even bought a fight stick but I was so terrible even in training that I haven't touched it for months.

>>377154143
This may sound odd but would you get in trouble if you actually go to one of the churches and go into those things and confessthat you have murdered a human being in the past and you confess with sincerity and such?

I want to know thats all.

>>377158554
Well i guess but idk if the pastor would call the cops or not

Why do you ask that question?

>>377154143
>I have never played Overwatch because i played TF2 a few times and i thought it sucked
likewise

>never played any SNES game, don't care to
>never played any of the FF games, and turn based games in general are almost always garbage weeaboo trash
>handhelds and mobile games are all fucking trash
>there's nothing wrong with QTEs
>since getting out of college, i've been playing less and less, realizing that i only have a finite amount of time to enjoy life, and unless playing with friends, video games are usually a waste of time compared to e.g. learning a new skill/hobby

I bought CK2 with all the dlc.
atleast it was on sale.

>>377158554
Well according to the most religions as I understand it, the priest or whatever is supposed to not talk about anything you told them, and simply forgive you. But they are not lawyers, so no laws bind them to not telling anyone.

>>377154143
>Never played Megaman
>Never played Zelda
>Never played Donkey Dong
>Never played Resident Evil

>>377158554
Yes, the pastor is obligated to turn you in, he'll try to convince you first, then, if you refuse, he will report you.

>>377154143
>i have never played overwatch
not a sin at all don't worry man

>>377159105
>>377159430
Oh well damn.

Thanks for answering my question.

>>377159105

Actually I'm pretty sure Catholic confessions are privileged just like talking to a psychiatrist.

Never could get into FF, they all bored me to death.
Chrono trigger was also boring shite

>>377159885
They're stupid shits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_the_Confessional_in_the_Catholic_Church

If a priest goes to the cops, he'd be excommunicated without mercy. He'd likely tell the confessor that unless they go to the cops and accept legal retribution, they are not penitent enough to receive divine forgiveness.

i have tried to play Fallout: New Vegas but i always stopped playing it after a day, because i think the beginning is extremely boring

I have more than 500 hours on fallout 4.
I didn't enjoy it

>I can't stand cRPGS; New Vegas> Fallout 2. Couldn't bear to play PoE

>Castlevania started at SoTN for me

>Fuck you, Lords of Shadows was great.

>Skyrim is an amazing game. However I agree its flaws are very very apparent.

>I really, reallllly dislike tactical RPGs. I think Advance Wars left me traumatized when I was a babby.

>>377160230
Your psychiatrist can actually be subpoenad, your medical records can become part of a legal preceding.

>>377160557
That's not a legal thing dope, that's being excommunicated from the church.

I've never touched a Final Fantasy game
I've never played an MMO

>>377159885
What'd you do anon?

>>377157095
Same

I regret buying bloodborne and I think learning timing and dodge/mechanics are an arbitrary gaming skill.

I don't play horror games because they're too scary. Horror movies and books don't bother me.

>>377160921
Gods just gonna have to forgive my ass somehow if I'm a priest and some dudes like "Bruh I'm the local serial killer and I can't stop myself it feels like heaven when I kill people, what do I do?"

He doesn't need god, he needs a warm bed in a padded room at that point.

>>377160921
>That's not a legal thing dope, that's being excommunicated from the church.
Thanks, nimrod, but it still says that church protocol is "Don't leak what you hear in confessional" which was a refutation of "HUHR DUHR I THINK PRIESTS ALL JUST GO STRAIGHT TO COPS IF YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THE BUBBLEGUMS U STOLE!"

shitfucker.

And many countries DO recognize clergy/client privilege in legal matters. The US even allows a person to sue the clergy that breaks the Seal of Confession.

>>377161228
You need a little boy to fuck, father anon.

>>377161228
I'm sure you wouldn't be the only priest who felt that way either. Which is really why the only person you should ever confess crimes to is your lawyer. Ever.

If you believe in a religion then you should just pray for forgiveness yourself.

>>377161340
You quoted me in your reply though. I specifically said that they are supposed to not go, but there is nothing legally restricting them from doing so. Learn to read, moron.

Also civil is different from criminal, don't forget that.

Fuck what a dumbass.

>>377154143

I've spoiled myself on every Final Fantasy game and I don't play Final Fantasy.

>>377157752
>gamer
just committed one

i summoned help for Orphan of Kos.

i did not deserve the Kos Parasite, father.

>>377154143
i hate RPGs
and i skip every cutscene of every game
if i can't, i go drink some water or check my phone while it plays muted

>>377161227
>I think learning timing and dodge/mechanics are an arbitrary gaming skill
Why?

>>377154143
I traded in my N64 and games as a child for £30 worth of store credit

>>377161405
You're stupid as shit.

Let's look at it this way:
>Be a priest
>Hear a confession
>Lose membership in kingdom of God and be in danger of eternal condemnation for breaking the Seal of Confessional

>Be a lawyer
>Hear a confession
>Be slapped on the wrist and have to re-take a test if breaking attorney/client privilege

That lawyer has a lot less to lose than a priest by divulging your secrets, and the priest isn't going to worry about putting his own soul in jeopardy for keeping quiet on the matter while the lawyer might.

>>377161045
Not necessarily a bad thing.

I've never played certain games all the way through but I'll still sing their praises. Like New Vegas. Never finished, but will say it's great if asked.

>>377154143
i never played any pokemon games
i hate jrpg games
i can't get invested or give a shit about story or plot in any game except saints row 2 and 3 for some reason that is beyond my understanding
i usually can't get motivated to play video games unless i watch a stream of someone playing that game
i never completed monkey island 1
i play as a girl in most games that allow it.

>>377161776
Are you literally illiterate or are you just retarded? I never even talked about what was "worse", though your argument there is quite flawed as well. Everything I've said is accurate. Don't forget if you break attorney client privilege as a lawyer, good luck ever getting hired by anyone even if you somehow get reinstated.

Anyway, what I was talking about: legally, as a lawyer you can't break attorney client privilege. There is no such law as a priest.

Fuck dude I mean just read for fucks sake.

>>377161542
>but there is nothing legally restricting them from doing so. Learn to read, moron.
Perhaps you should learn to read, you fucking faggot:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest%E2%80%93penitent_privilege

If you don't know and refuse to do the research, you shouldn't bother attempting an authoritative response, you stupid shit nigger.

I have never played any Final Fantasy games and never will.

>>377161343
I volunteer.

>>377161960
>civil is different from criminal
>BUT DEFAMATION SUITS THOUGH

>>377161960
At the end of the day, at best, you're talking state-to-state. Whereas attorney client privilege is nation wide.

I buy Madden every year

>>377161952
>YOU ARE ILLITERATE
>THERE IS NO SUCH LAW AS A PRIEST
motherfuckers living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, motherfucker.

Simply because you are unable to read the law doesn't mean it doesn't exist, and FUCK, learn to read more than one fucking sentence, you fucking idiot.

My post was in response to
>Huhr duhr priests probably feel like they need to divulge all ur secrets!!!!!
But you'd need to keep your head out of your ass for at least 3 seconds to notice that.

>>377162262
Then learn how the site works and don't quote me you fucking idiot because I didn't say he'd definitely go to the cops.

Lurk more.

>>377162198
I might come to the same conclusion if I didn't know what "FEDERAL RULE" meant.

I play everything on the easiest difficulty.

>>377162337
No, you said he'd probably think about it.

He wouldn't think about it anymore than a lawyer would -- and that was my fucking post, you fucking retard.

>>377161747
Because games like that tend to make that the entire combat system and i like more puzzle/platformer elements or strategy elements.

>>377162484
>>>377158554
>Well according to the most religions as I understand it, the priest or whatever is supposed to not talk about anything you told them, and simply forgive you. But they are not lawyers, so no laws bind them to not telling anyone.

>>377162381
The right to refuse is not the same as legal compulsion to refuse.

>>377154143
I like russian dub of Warcraft III and Skyrim more than original one even though I understand roughly 1/3rd of it.

>>377161952
>>377162262

I'm the dude at the head of this reply chain.
1. I don't think god is going to eternally damn a preist for trying to keep his local community safe by ratting on a serial killer who confessed to him.I imagine the preist would be able to have a few talks with the lord like "Bruh cmon he was killin' people left and right I couldn't just let him keep killin' folk. I'm sorry man, shit."
2. Don't lawyers get heavy legal fee's and their licenses removed for not remaining confidential to their clients?

>>377162892
To be honest I don't know the exact punishment, but I believe it is at least that much. Also I assume point 1 is correct too, but I have absolutely no way to ascertain that.

I got killed by an enemy once and it was for no reason beyond he was more skilled

>>377162698
>A pastor has a duty to hold in confidence any information obtained during a counseling session.

Also what is Mapp v. Ohio?

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I thought this game was shit

>>377163127
>A pastor has a duty to hold in confidence any information obtained during a counseling session. A pastor who violates this trust might be on the losing end of a suit for an invasion of privacy or defamation

If you finish reading there, you see, again, civil is different from criminal.

>>377154143
I'm a Monster Hunter veteran, I can solo all the G-rank stuff and I basically laugh in the face of all the monsters, but I have a huge flaw I well... I can't stand the white fatalis, it is the only monster I always lose against and I can't seem to get gud at it, I do what I'm supposed to do against it but at the end I always fuck up and die, truly shameful, I can basically go and kill a 140 pickle but not the old fatalis.

>>377154143
I play Souls games exclusively for coop.

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>>377159885
You're welcome son
Now just let me grab my phone I need to make a quick call

I've never finished an Elder Scrolls game. I always play for a few hours, then get bored and quit. I've played through and beaten many far less entertaining RPGs(Dragon Warrior 2, I'm looking at YOU), so I don't know why.

I'm too much of a fuckup to play the Souls games. A friend was positive that I'd love the games, so he sat me down with Dark Souls. After watching me attempt to ping the first boss to death for 20 minutes, he pointed out the door I was supposed to run through. He came back about an hour later to ask where the fuck I was, why I still hadn't upgraded anything, and no, seriously, why the fuck are you THERE, how did you even get past that boss, you are still using your starter equipment for fucks sake. I spent the next hour lost inside some city full of fucking archers. I don't think I'm ready for this series yet.

I actively seek out enemy spies in TF2 to play medic for. They usually appreciate it more than my own team.

>>377154143
I bought a $1800 pc that I only use for Paradox games. I use my ps4 for AAA titles.
Pls no bully.

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>>377154143
I've spent over $3,000 on Dota 2 and $500 on my Steam level.

>>377156895
>Mother series too

I haven't played the others, but seriously, give Mother a try.

Some of the levels of that game had an atmosphere I could only describe as comfy. Especially some of the starting areas for each of the main characters.

>>377160286
Same

>>377156895
>>377164315
To clarify, EarthBound at least was pretty incredible.

I think Jeff's introduction story was probably my favorite though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0USqrHqugs

I always play as girl characters
>Unless there are other people around

>>377159296
If you want to play any of those series here's the one i recommend.

Megaman 2 or X1
OOT or BOTW
Country 1 or Returns/TF
Resident Evil 2 or 4

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Big one coming through.
I don't use nostalgia as replacement for an argument about why an old game that was popular actually sucked.

>>377160772
Yeah even though i did everything in that game it was still a disappointment. I didn't even buy any of the DLC.