Zero Suit Samus is a soft and weak blow-up doll who takes herself

>>377150245
Both.

I wish Samus was a male.

>virgins projecting their headcannon onto Samus
I'll never get tired of it.

>>377150691
right, cause once you're no longer a virgin, all your headcanon projections are suddenly accurate

>>377150245
neither
they are both shit and ruined the metroid series

>>377150691
tfw samus will never take my virginity with her huge futa bird dick

>>377150245
Yes.

>>377150245
>muh headcanon

Rich.

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I like her post-game casual wear from Fusion.

>>377152538
shorts a shit

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I miss her hair. Current Samus looks like some kind of girl combover.

>>377152598
current Samus has the hairstyle of a particularly unimaginative mid-2000s female office worker.

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>>377150571

>>377150245
Samus is T H I C K

>>377152805
I like this new Samus.

>all these fuck awful bait Metroid threads get posted around the same time as one another

Stop this.

>>377150245
On the one hand, it would be easier to beat up a soft and weak girl and funny because of how seriously she takes herself.

On the other hand, it's more satisfying to beat up a fit girl. Tough choice, OP

>>377150245
Who literally gives a shit, Metroid is about exploration and shooting aliens in the face.

Report and hide waifu threads.

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>>377152991
>K

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>>377153670
this is the reason why 4chan is no fun anymore.

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fucking DELETE THIS

samus is a strong and beautiful female character

>>377153685
>nigerian speak of using two C's

>>377156001
I want her to step on me with those heels.

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I miss Mommy Samus

>>377156001
So did they give her those boots just so they could reuse the model when they added Bayonetta?

>>377150245
>that cat mouth
muh dick

>>377150245
She should have a bit more muscles.

how big is her penis?

>>377152805
me

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>>377150435

>>377152598
fusion samus is best

tall girly samus is better than amazon samus

>>377152598
why does fusion samus look more classy than zero suit samus, despite the fact that she's wearing way less

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>>377152805
>those lips
fuck

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>>377150245
>Which is best?
This one.

>>377160024
that's bikini Samus in casual clothes

>>377152597
You are a shit.

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>>377160024
samus should wear a dress more often

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>>377160736
a dress looks good on her

>>377160793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-x7j5RyGc

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>>377160793

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>>377160793
>>377160960
>that back curve on the varian suit

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>>377161002
>varian suit

>>377160793
>>377160960
How does Samus look up when the back of her helmet would obviously prevent it from tilting up?

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>>377160892
it's her most underrated design for sure

Zero Suit >>>> The Rest

>>377161223
The visor does the job.

>>377161247
She is so beautiful.

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>>377161186
The Fuhrer is pleased with your diligence, Grammar Nazi.

>>377161247
I really that whole kind of outfit in general with the big ol hat and long dresscoat

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>>377157969
y'know, now that you mention it that makes sense

>>377161393
No, it really doesn't.

>>377161531
fedora+trenchcoat

>>377161223
She doesn't. Her whole upper body leans backwards due to her reacting to the impact of that strap.

>>377150245
Watching both of them go at it with each other. Thanks Eroquis.

>>377161709
Yet she somehow manages to tilt her head back just fine in Super when using the X-Ray Scope or when watching THE BABY drain Mother Brain

>>377161670
I don't think thats a fedora isnt it more like a sun hat?

>>377161968
I meant in the context of the image and the concept of the helmet being stuck to her shoulders.

>>377161223
Despite that image the helmet actually does pivot vertically. She can look around a full 180 arc in front of herself in Super Metroid.

>>377157750
I want Samus to mommy me.

>>377162978
I want to be mommied or mommy someone else.

>>377157969
>>377161546

No. The character ballot (which Bayo won worldwide out of realizable characters) was after launch.

>>377163087
Would you be my mommy Samus?

>>377163087
Intriguing but I don't have the time haha.

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>>377150245
The only Samus I want is the one that makes passionate love to Palutena.

>>377163882
Disgusting.

>>377163882
Are you the guy from the other thread?

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>>377163882
>actually wanting to get cucked by a dyke

>>377163087
being a mommy must be the best

getting turned into a mommy must be even better

>>377163282
Sure I would.

>>377163576
That's ok maybe some other time.

>>377163882
This is me domming my wife with my futa dick.

>>377164350
Agreed on both accounts!

>>377164809
Awesome! Do you have a burner email?

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>>377163882
Sorry, she likes fit men

>>377164907
[email protected] if you want to chat

>>377164945
>Shulk is a little kid for some reason
That comic is stupid.

>>377165235
Sent

>>377165875
Hrm I can't seem to respond using that one.

Use this one instead

[email protected]

>>377152597
Shorts a best. A best!

>>377164945
No she likes fit women who are a bit taller and stronger than her.

>>377166123
Done

>>377161223
Boba Fett canonically had 360-degree cameras on his helmet. Wouldn't Samus do the same?