>"Flow Water": We filtered it, put it in a fancy bottle and are marketing it using famous actors ! :^) "
This game is so shit at "satire" its unreal. Will someone tell Rockstar's writing team that just describing things does not count as a joke by itself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTXSO4hRE34
>>377119307
The quality of writing in the radio shows started to go down sharply with GTA IV. Vice City had some lazy moments where they explain the joke, but stations like VCPR tended be a lot more clever than anything I've listened to in a GTA game in the last decade.
It's what happens when Rockstar tries too hard to be topical and doesn't give a shit about being clever or convincing anymore. Everything needs to be "topical" and "political" these days, even if it degrades the final product.
PISSWASSER, THIS IS BEER
DRIVE DRUNK OFF A PIER
>>377120037
Saving grace of that bit was the fact that it was a song. If it was just some static commercial of some guy talking about how much he loves drinking and beating his wife, without any actual jokes, then it'd bland and boring. Some people might laugh because it's "offensive" but that's pretty much it.
>>377120175
That's off IV, IV had good radio adverts.
Are you fat because you're on a scooter, or are you on a scooter because you're fat? Who cares? It doesn't matter; you're on a scooter, and they're not.
>>377119307
satire in the gta games was never a sticking point right? at least not in the early days. i dont think people picked up 3 or the 2d games for the humor. it was just set dresing so the world didnt feel empty. vice city is where the satire started, and it continued to be good until 4. the jump to modern day doesnt grant the benfit of hindsight. if feel like 4 has better satire than 4 since it talks about cell phones and the internet and hipsters in a much less annoying way than 5its hard to believ when 4 came out cell phones in everyones pockets was a new ideai stll prefer the cold war flavor of vc and vcs. the gameplay change at the end of san andreas about the race riots of 91 was probably rockstarts best attempt at makinging these games have value as reflective works.
>>377120532
>It's another "Anon sucks the metaphorical dick of IV for no reason" post
>>377121127
>it's another V kiddie who hates IV because of some bullshit reason like struggling with driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9GmxSocYyg
>>377121516
Not him, but I hate them both.
> just describing things does not count as a joke by itself?
You can't make good satire over this fuckup of a decade because it IS its own fucking satire.
The whole scene with
>I AM HANGING OUTSIDE THE SUNROOF OF A LIMO
>I AM DRUNK XD
>I HAVE LOOOOOOTS OF ISSUES BECAUSE SOCIETY XDDDD
>WHAT A WACKY THING XDDDD
This, for some reason, needed to drag on for the entire limo ride which you do not control
Fuck Rockstar is so goddamn bad at humor