One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you.

>>377110436
Joe, he makes a great meat shield

Does choosing Moot confer the legions of rabid channers that he undoubtably commands?

>>377110436
i dont trust any of these fucks god damn this is a tough one indeed

>>377110436
woolie
hes is huge

>>377110436
The black guy he is probably the strongest

Woolie does boxing so I'm picking him.

Woolie, he's been boxing and they're all scared of black people.

E-celeb fighting game when?

>>377110515
POST ORIGINAL
you're gonna get banned for tatas anyway

Woolie already killed a man, so he has experience.

I choose the e-celebrity meme superfaggot.

o wait

>>377110721
>implying jon "pull the trigger on every nigger" jafari wouldn't go nuclear on him

Jontron, he's the best one there, and woolie will just kill everyone on his team

DSP is the only one in his 30s on that list who isn't dying.

I'll pick him.

Woolie because he's black and probably the most fit of them all.

I'll take DSP because I'm pretty confident he wouldn't be able to be killed and will just complain about "buggy bodyguard mechanics" until the other eight kill themselves so they don't have to deal with him anymore.

Nintendo Nerd is most experienced and powerful, has died and resurrected multiple times

Frustrated Frederico has too many identities to count; a master of disguise

TotalBiscuit has cancer and thus nothing to lose

DSP will find a way to fuck it up

Wooly is Wooly

MM has a pot of gold and potatoes if you can reach his rainbow

Egoraptor can entrap foes in the folds of his galactic chins

Jon Jafari on a Nigger Safari has access to the Right Wing Death Squads and a bonus against minorities, including himself

Moot is dead

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>>377110436
>woolie did football
>is huge and has strength left under that game gut
>has experience when it comes to killing
there's no better answer

Woolie already killed a man and he's not afraid to do it 8 more times

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>>377110436

>>377110436
Who's the woman on the bottom right?

Jon. He is alt right scum which means he has a few automatic murder machines lying around his house.

>>377110436
Woolie. By having the guy with murder experience on my side I'm already much safer.

>>377110436
>Woolie
>No Pat
Either him, Jon, or AVGN.

Total biscuit. He was radiated so he has supper powers

>>377111086
>"I am triggered by Ecelebs that I do not like everyone stop talking about them stop it STOP IT REEEEEE"

>>377111086
Don't report/hide/ignore Chad Warden threads


(You)

>>377111086
>chad warden is on there
yeah nah cunt fuck off

>>377110436
moot would give up on me
egoraptor would sell me out
totalbiscuit has cancer
turbulent tard would throw a shitfit and leave
avgn is already out of the game
jhontron is too pure for this world
mathewmatoosis is too slow
i dont even care about the other two

>>377111086
>trying to sneak chad in
Fuck off you child

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>>377111086
I don't see any vinny here.
Can i post rare vinnys?

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I choose the hidden 10th option, a man dedicated to protecting me through eldrich knowledge, cultish secrecy, and illuminati contacts

>>377111471
Reddit is down the hall to the left

>>377111471
Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with video games.

>>377110436
Jon is the most likely dude to be packing a gun. I'll take him.

>>377111471

Go away Vinny.

>>377110436
Probably Joe or the nigger.

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>>377110808
Came here to post this

>>377110436
MatthewMathosis
He's the only one capable of creating 6 hours of quality content talking about just one game, without resorting to podcasts and shit like that. Just comfy irish voices forever. He also doesn't act like a e-celeb, doesn't make a living doing this and never shows his face.

>>377110436
AVGN beat Jason, Satan AND Bugs Bunny. There is no better

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The patricians' choice

>>377110436
I'll just kill all of them.

>>377111480
I'm pretty sure the world he lives in is not our one. He must be quantum tunnelling through the dimensions

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>>377111298
>>377111387
>>377111419
Oh yeah? You gonna make me? Or what?

Woolie
> unknown murderer
> can steal stuff for
> if captured he will lie to them about where you are

whats this meme about the black guy murdering someone?

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>>377110436
Nerd is the strongest, there's no discussion

>>377110436
Who's that guy on the bottom right?

>>377110436
woolie
what type of question even is that

>>377110436
I kill them all first

>>377111752
>>377111480
The only correct answer

Woolie because I'm pretty sure out of all of them he's the one most likely to own a gun but if he doesn't he definitely owns a sword.

>>377110671
>>377110985

How huge is he really?

Just curious, lads. Who is Spoony?

>>377112576
>asks people to stop mailing him and his pals weapons
>people send more weapons
the guys probably amassed a modest armory by now

>>377110526
Who?

>>377112695
>Woolie shows up in a self driving tank
>Invites you inside to watch Mecha anime and play MAHVEL while it kills everybody

>>377111086
Isn't Yahtzee a game dev though?

>>377111268
The power to move at more frames than the human eye can perceive.

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>>377112484
Dude too soon

Ehh. None of them probably never been in a real fight so if you're fit you could easily kill them. I'd take moot since he's the fittest and can out run all of them by miles.

>>377110671
THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE GUTS

>>377113393
Sure thing fatty.

>>377113193
Only in the sense that I'm a DJ because I wrote a DSP for programming class

>>377113193
he is a miss than hit comedian that "reviews" games firstmost. Also put out three published novels(have yet to read any of them), a bunch of games using ags, and released two games on mobile + pc through the power of nepotism(IE Escapist, his employer, contacts)

>>377110436
Nerd

>>377110436
AVGN is canonically the most powerful, especially if fully equipped. Fucker beat Satan and can time travel.

>>377111605
Not in New York City he isn't.

>>377112674
Need answers. I wanna hear your thoughts.

>>377111086
Fuck off. /v/ is beyond saving. Just embrace the bullshit.

>>377113631
>Fucker beat Satan
only through the help of Super mecha death christ

>>377113839
Whom he summoned. Though I admit, that situation is hard to analyze, without his equip he was no match for Satan, but I feel like he could hold his own with it.

Better example then: he beat Bugs Bunny in a fight, who is a known toon force user.

>>377113951
It was a draw. They both ended up in hell. Though the nerd escaped somehow.

>>377114078
Well, I would still call that a feat no other in the list can show for themselves.

Matt might be able to work some leprachaun magic, but nothing on the Nerd's level.

>>377110671
Woolie will sell you out in a second

They literally just need a grappling hook

Matt will just use his laugh to put them into submission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5eZuBZN6zg

>>377110436
Beating all of them is a cakewalk but I'd pick Woolie for the intimidation factor

digibro

I pick moot. He could just hide me under his desk at google. Google's security wouldn't let the other eight in

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>>377110436
I always thought these 3 was the same fat guy with black hair and beard that's been viraling on /v/