>CALLIE IS MISSING CALLIE IS MISSING >CALLIE IS MISISN

>>377100456
>Got blown the fuck out so hard at the end that she went missing
Lmao

>>377100456
she's getting Octo'd in the illegal porno market to pay her debt to the Yakuza. realistic and typical Jap idol destiny.

She realised she was on the losing side of Splatfest and Popularity so she decided to join the losing side of the war too.

>>377100456
Isn't the story that Callie's underdog status got her more roles and popularity while Marie is so ignored her producer sent her on vacation?

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I will follow her wherever she goes

>>377100893
What?

>>377101674
the other story chapters say that callies solo career has really taken off after the splatfests

>>377101898
And Marie "suddenly" finds herself with three days off.

>>377100456
>BTFO so hard went missing an got a identity change
FUCKING JOHN NUMBERS

>>377102071
>comes back as the final boss of Splatoon 2
N-NANI??

>>377102524
probably mini boss. then the big guy behind it shows up. then you fight the first phase, then he defeats you cinematically.
Then musics starts in the background and Callie and Marie are singing together.
Then final form phase.

>>377100456
Chapter 6? I didn't even know there were chapters 2-5.

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>Splatoon is doing more lore shit
Why is a colorful squid ink shooter have such an insane world and I want to know more of it?

>>377102071
A sex change too. She's now Carlos.

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>>377100456
Octavio x Callie album soon

Wonder what would happen if it ended in an actual tie.

>>377103232
Sudden death

>>377103443
>death
Anon...please.

>>377100456
Kidnapped by Octarians?

AUTISM AS BAD AS SANIC FANS

>>377103645
CALLIE HAS BLACK ARMS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks doc.

>>377102826
>primitive with little intelligence
>playing a Wii U

not bad, Nintendo

I gotta read that shit. I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

>>377104038
>tfw instead of doing something productive you are reading a tabloid on fictional squid pop strars
It's an abstract kind of feeling

>>377104865
>Instead of reading something that you might enjoy you are calling out people for wasting their time
It's a endless loop.

>>377105323
Reading comp

>>377103937
>Nintendo game
>Showing a skeleton surrounded by sony and microsoft peripherals
don't be a nob

>>377105323
Woah there, did I hit a sore spot? Don't worry, I'm in the same spot as you
read again.

>>377105354
>>377105557
Yeah I misread. Just think it's funny complaining about wasting time on /v/.

>>377100456

CALLIE WAS SQUIDNAPPED

>>377105808
CARLOS

I will fucking drop this game if both Callie and Marie aren't back to host news updates and Splatfests.

>>377106137
Looks like you dropped it, then.

>>377106272
Good, then I don't have to get a shitty Switch.

>>377100456

Thanks doc

>>377106336
Fine by me, I don't have one either, I just play on PS4 or PC. I just also happen to like Marie.

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>No Calliefucks in my Splatoon 2
This game gets better and better

>Spla2n is confirmed to work with current Splatoon amiibo
>Try and scan Callie launch day
>Nothing happens

YFW