You decided to hang out with Futaba.
>You, Futaba and Makoto go to Akihabara.
>You three spend a couple of hours having fun playing Gun About.
>After the fun arcade games, you three set forth towards a nearby video game store.
>Since Futaba's been an earnest keeper, she's earned enough yen to buy about three to four physical PC game copies, but she looks as if she wants to buy every video game she sees in the shelves.
>She buys Bandit, Disgraced and Assailant's Tenets. She's left with about 6762 yen, enough to buy one more game.
>Overflowing with happiness, she prances out of the store.
>Her prancing was abruptly halted by a short, burly man with brown hair in his late 30s. He looks like he's not from Japan. He's wearing a black overcoat over a brown shirt, and a pair of slightly bit gritty jeans.
>"Hey, little girl! Do you want to play something really good?" says the man.
>Futaba looks pretty piqued from the man's words.
>The man takes something out from his coat's inside pockets.
>It turns out to be a physical copy of the latest installment of The Elder Manuscripts franchise.
>"You can climb mountains and slay dragons in this video game! Pretty cool, huh?" he adds.
>Futaba couldn't respond, and it looks like she feels pretty nervous since the man's looks unnerve her quite a bit.
>"Listen, kiddo. You better buy my game or bad things will happen. You hear me?" spats the man, with a dangerous intent.
>"Futaba?" Makoto's tone loudened a bit slightly as she called out.
>Futaba runs toward behind you, obviously scared. Her hands are clenched at the sides of your shirt as she cower and mewl.
What do you do? With your current level of guts, you might be able to intimidate the man into leaving you three alone, but consequences may happen thereafter. Your current level of charm looks like it won't quite help with the situation.
>>377093593
I thank the man and buy two copies of the new Elder Manuscripts games.
Wonder why Makoto is hanging out with me and my wife
Get bent Todd
>>377093806
Makoto IS your wife, anon.
>>377093745
>"What an aggressive salesman, Joker! Scaring our daughter like that!"
>>377093814
>"Heh, we're not over just yet! You will buy my game and you WILL love it!"
>>377093939
Nah Futaba's the wife. I think Makoto might've picked up Shadow Sae's envy.
>>377093593
Fucking hell todd
>>377094306
NO TODD PLEASE
Exchange my daughter for the newest Bestesda games and promise to name my next child Dragonmiscarriaged.
Tell him that I bought horse armor and run.
>buys 3 copies
>>377094690
>>377094810
>>377095196
The following week, after an exhausting day at Shujin Academy - you get a message from a mysterious phone number.
>>377093593
Assemble the phantom thieves and steal Todd Howard's heart.
Now the only question is, what is Todd's palace?
>>377095437
His palace would be Whiterun. And his treasure, an iron helmet.
>>377093593
>you're already dead
Entertainment is what you want, right? Come buy my game - and escape from the pathetic little thing you call your life!
Toddposting has become an Art Form on par with Loss
>>377096319
It's the only OC /v/ makes these days too.
Anyone have that artwork of older scientist Futaba? I think she was flustered in one of the drawings.
>>377093593
>futaba
why does that sound like dickgrandma to me?
>>377096807
Are you the sort of person who keeps thinking "futari" is "futanari" for a split second?I know I am.
>>377093593
>that weeb who thought Toddposting was funny
>>377093593
>(Futa)ba
I don't know why Todd posting is showing up so often in P5 threads but I certainly don't mind