Worst GameStop experiences anyone? >Be me trying to get my

>>377086894
The cashier should've just let her steal it, it wouldve been a empty case anyway

>>377086894
was that her
did you fug her

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>>377086894
>trying to steal empty plastic cases

>>377086894

That... Umm... That didn't happen, did it?

>>377087365
This image is like 15 years old. She's 45 now

>>377087430
>15 years old
>dead space 2 case clearly visible on wall
Lol ok

>>377087430
but did he fug her

>>377087430
>45
That means she sucks dick like a champion

>>377087592
also Drakengard 3 and DJ hero
OP is a liar!

>>377086894
>He goes to gamestop
Nothing more cringe-worthy than that.

>>377087653
Judging by your mom?

>>377087047
Sauce?

>>377086894
Is she cold or is there a reason why she's happy to be in a gamestop?

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>>377086894
> Bitch be cray cray
> Bitch throws a fit
> Mall cops drag off Bitch
> You pussy out and leave store instead of being a bro and lending a hand.

This is Gamestop's fault how?

>>377086894

TL;DR

Discussion shall be about this skimpy slut.

>>377087902
She's looking at NBA covers

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>ask clerk if they have Pokken Tournament in stock
>sighs, rolls her eyes
>searches for it on the computer
>"no sir we do not have Pokémon Tournament in stock"
>no not Pokémon Tournament, POKKEN tournament
>glares at me
>"sir, I just said we didn't have Pokémon tournament."
>feel the eyes of the store on me
>"o-ok, thanks for looking"
>leave

>>377087047
Horrific

>>377087653
It also means she's diseased and insane. Once a woman hit's 25, every year that passes and she's still single the likelihood of her being a hot mess increases exponentially.

>go to pick up my Akiba's Beat preorder
>as I'm walking into Gamestop some guy comes out the door carrying an Injustice 2 display
>he has his dog with him
>dog barks at my cat
>my cat is my emotional support animal so I bring him with me everywhere
>guy grabs his dog and gives me a sideways glance
>fuck you too guy
>go in
>there's a guy already at the register
>don't like standing by other people so I go look at the used PS4 games
>set my cat down
>thumb through some of the games
>suddenly there's yelling
>look up
>employee is saying something about my cat
>look down
>MEOW
>he's pissing on the carpet
>pick him up
>pisses a little bit on my Miku shirt
>now I have to actually wash it
>other guy in store shuffles out of the store
>go up to register
>mumble an apology and then say I want to pick up my game
>employee lets out a sigh and says it's not out for another week
>oh
>stand there awkwardly for a second
>quickly walk out of the store without saying anything else
>there's commotion in the parking lot
>my car is on fire
>an Injustice 2 display is crammed in the front seat

>>377088107
they're not THAT good

>2011.
>Standing on line for the midnight release for Skyrim.
>By myself.
>Couple others dudes are also there by themselves.
>Sort of just form a little group and start talking and video games. Pretty chill guys. Very pleasant conversation.
>And then after about 20 minutes, he shows up.
>A giant, fat, blob like creature with a rancid smell, glasses that didn't quite fit his fat face, and a scraggly beard with long hair, both coated in dandruff.
>"HEY GUYS TALKING ABOUT SKYRIM"
>Yes, we say, and turn away.
>"I HOPE THERE'S A WAY FOR US TO BEAT DOWN SOME STUPID BITCH AND RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF HER"
>He screams this really loud. The entire group cringes. Everyone in the store turns and looks at our group.
>An employee comes over to us an addresses the entire group. He tells us he can't have us shouting stuff like that.
>Explain that we aren't with this guy.
>Employee doesn't care.
>Try returning to our conversation.
>Fatty keeps loudly chiming in with shit.
>At one point we ask him to leave us be because he's making a scene.
>He starts shouting rape jokes again. All of them revolving around how he wishes to commit rape, and mentions how there are women in the store he's rape "BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHOOOOOO"
>More dirty looks from everybody while a small child who probably shouldn't have been there that late asks his mother what rape is.
>Shitstop employee kicks fatty out and doesn't let us get our games until everyone else does.

>>377088195
fucking gamestop

>>377086894
>>Be me
Fuck off with your Reddit redundancies.

>>377087047
>be
>footfag
Wow, biggest faggot on /v/.

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>ask how much used xbox ones are
>"$200 for big ones, $220 for s models"
>behind him is a new xbone s for $250
>"so for ~$30 more i can just get a new S?"
>"uh..."
>"...?"
>"...excuse me?"
>ask him how much xbox one s ' usually is
>"$300"
>point at the sign behind him
>"oh... yeah, that's an old bundle"
>thank him and tell him i was just checking out pricing was all
>leave
Nice guy. I'm glad no one else was in the store because that would have been embarrassing

>>377088375
HelIo reddit.

>>377088353
What a boring story. You could have made up something more intersting.

>>377088107

DURANT'D

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>>377087047
I want to suck Mercy's toes

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>>377088353

>>377088353
>>my cat is my emotional support animal so I bring him with me everywhere

not according to the ADA it ain't you fuck, that dog should've ripped your cat apart

>>377088353

>No spaghetti out of pockets

0/10 it was okay

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>>377088195
One inept employee. That's not too bad. I've seen worse. Much worse.


>It's New Years Day!
> I take out the trash.
> I think the door locked. It didn't.
> Niggas ganked my Xbox 360!
> Call every gamestop in the area.
> My Xbox 360 has a custom faceplate. It's super easy to spot.
> Give every store the serial number and username on the console, too.
> Also alert cops just in case it helps. Same info.
> Get call from the police. Moron tried to turn stolen Xbox in to Gamestop.
> I'm told Gamestop will hold my console for me so I can get it back.
> I get to Gamestop. They sold it less than 30 minutes after it arrived.
> There was a note on each monitor NOT to sell the console with my faceplate.
> There was a note ON THE CONSOLE not to sell that console.
> Console was put in the BACK ROOM away from the used consoles to prevent mistakes.
> Idiot employee still sold my console.
> I never found it again.
> Gamestop pays me $500 for the console + faceplate.

That Gamestop mysteriously had a shakeup within a month and all new employees. New manager, too.
> They sold my

>>377087805
Overwatch.

>>377088793
Also yes, this happened a few years ago back when Xbox 360 was current gen.

>>377088535
That's Tracer though

>>377088868
that doesn't change the fact that I want to suck Mercy's toes

>>377087592
Dead Space 2 came out Twenty Years ago
The Nintendo Switch Turns 50 in August
Tetris will be 3 Big bangs next year.

feel old yet?

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>>377086894
>go to gamestop
>start sweating

>>377088440
>be trapfucker
>still more straight than footfags

>>377086894
>2017
>haven't bought a game in a store in years
Feels good man.

>>377088793
>selling stolen shit to gamestop
What a retard, he could've made way more on it if he dumped it on eBay or Craigslist or whatever

>Go to gamestop
>To self concience to pull out phone to compare to ebay or amazon prices
>Leave the store and check home
>Regret

>>377088515
They're hit or miss. I try.

>>377086894
You made this story up.

>Be me trying to get my friend a steam gift card for his birthday

And it all fell apart here so quickly; you have no friends.

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>>377086894
Can someone post the video of that NEET awkwardly hitting on a hot Gamestop female employee. It was a youtube video from 4-6 years back and no matter how hard I search for it I cannot find it.

>>377088730
Nice edgepost

>>377089009
I know, right? I also posted on Craigslist with my info and checked listings just in case. I also checked Ebay. I left no stone unturned.

After all of that one stupid employee sold my Xbox!

>>377089009
>What a retard, he could've made way more on it if he dumped it on eBay or Craigslist or whatever

That takes time and risks the person you stole it from finding it on the local CL.

>go to gamestop
>they're rude
>leave and buy games somewhere else

fuck gamestop

EB Games, but they're the same thing.
>Go to EB Games to get a steam card
>line isn't even that packed.
>A parent is at the counter with 3 of his kids.
>Apparently there was a deal going on surrounding Pokemon cards.
>They're somehow making a simple purchase extremely complicated.
>Kid's being a fussy little shit about the booster packs
>I'm standing there, just waiting, bored out of my mind with a steam card in hand.
>Eventually, they complete the purchase and leave.
>Cashier apologizes for taking too long
>Say that it looked very troublesome
>Cashier rolls his eyes back and sighs, as if it had taken its toll on him.
>Purchase steam card and go home

This is why I'm never having kids.

>>377089245
Minus the full serial number of course. The rest of the info (user names, faceplace, ect) was all there as well as the area it was stolen from just in case anyone saw a kid who suddenly had a "brand new" Xbox 360 with a custom faceplate on it.

>>377086894
>Be me trying to get my friend a steam gift card for his birthday
Why don't you just buy him a game off his wishlist and gift it to him like everyone else?

>buy game digitally
>takes less time to download than it would to go to EB games

FUCKING GAMESTOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ranj1kfMuAo

>>377089343
Some people don't like linking credit cards directly to accounts like Steam, in order to avoid instances where personel info. gets stolen.

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Not really worse experience but funniest

>Work Gamestop for a seasonal job
>Boss was actually a cool guy
>Usually a chill job despite tweens and teens comming in
>Kids like to prank call.
>New "Prank" was to come in and trip over our PS4/XBOX box display pyramids.
>Makes a huge mess they apologize and leave
>Happens like 4 times and boss is like "fuck it" and puts them away one day
>Next day they are back up
>Sure enough kid comes in and tries to trip over
>Hear a loud thud and groan of pain as kids limp body lays ontop of the unmoving boxes
>He's wearing sandles and his big toe is bleeding nail is broken (will probably fall off)
>Just falls on the floor borderline crying writhing in pain. gets up slowly and leaves limping
>Boss put cinder blocks in displays

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>>377086894
Jesus Christ, my dick literally just trusted towards the screen involuntarily.
wtf is wrong with me....I could've done that in real life and gotten myself in serious trouble.

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walk into gamestop

see this

wat do

>>377089548
jesus christ cringe

>went to gamestop few days before No Man's Sky released
>even then, it was after some dude bought it for 1200$ and streamed it, game wasn't released but people knew it was shit
>customer asks cashier if it's any good
>cashier goes Sean Murray and tells him he can do anything and it's an infinite game
>customer preorders it

I could have done something, but they don't pay me, and I wouldn't interrupt a sale

>>377089578
>Hey, I fapped to your shit like 3 times

>>377086894
ITT: things that never happened

>>377089578
>grab my game and get in line

>>377089578
That's a man

>go to gamestop with friends to buy J-stars for ps4
>cashier warns us it is bad
>we should have listened
>go back to my place and play it for maybe ~30 min before deciding it is fucking awful and go to return it
>there is a different gamestop closer to my apartment
>we go there and my buddy who bought it tries to return the game
>cashier tells him that since the game was "new" when he bought it, he cant return it, because gamestop wont buy back new games
>friend explains he bought it not even an hour ago
>cashier tells him best he can do is trade it in
>for 7$
>the game was 40$

I wish this was made up. But we ended up buying edf later that day, so i guess it all worked out.

>>377089578
>all of those PC games
It was a better time

>>377086894
Gamestop doesn't sell steam giftcards, they view it as a competitor.

>>377089525
That's fair. I cancelled my old card when they added Paypal as an option in the checkout.

I've actually not really had any particularly bad experiences at gamestop, and I don't feel like making up some bullshit story, so I'm gonna tell you something that actually happen and sorry if it's too lame.

>go to buy a PS4 and some games and shit cuz I just got a bunch of money
>also felt like playing MGR again so asked if there was a copy in stock at the register
>I ask "do you got a copy of metal gear rising?"
>he looks it up says no
>I go looking for games I might wanna buy anyway
>spot a copy of MGR
>go "oh hey I found it, right here. weird it wasn't in the system
>he goes "oh wait it was but that's revolutions"
>because I'm a fucking autist instead of just buying the game I correct him and tell him "it's revengeance
>this guy somehow never heard of this game, misread the name, and thought I wanted a game called "metal gear rising revolutions"

>>377089578

I see this chick without clothes on so often that it's startling when I see her actually wearing them.

>>377087047
>be me
>walk in gamestop
>"Hey you! Try out our special deal today!"
>nothanks.jpg
>"Seriously, try it out!"
>nothanks.jpg
>put game on counter
>"Get yourself the epic Gamestop PowerUp Rewards™ card and I'll throw in this purchase towards your balance so you can buy some sweet gamer gear! You are a real gamer, right kid?"
>Put money on counter while shaking my head
>"Why don't you try the 2 for 1 deal! Just buy another game and we'll throw the third in free!! Epic :D!"
>shake head
>collect change
>leave

>>377089742
If that's the case you're going to have to explain to me why Gamestop's own publishing division sells their games on Steam

>>377089726
>$7 for a $40 brand new game

This is why gamestop will die soon, even target and walmart now give you more that that for trade ins.

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>>377086894
>At the counter trying to buy e-shekels for my 3DS.
>The guy ahead of me is buying Pokemon plates for the 3DS. Two different models.
>He's wearing a Mario shirt and a fedora.
>He nervously asks me if I like Pokemon.
>I politely reply that I do, and he starts talking to me about the plates he just bought.
>His transaction is finished and he's there going on and on about how ORAS is the best pokemon game.
>Suddenly my girlfriend who was checking out some games comes next to me.
>She smiles at him.
>He glares at her, yells "HELLO" in a really awkward and loud voice and leaves without saying anything else.
FUCKING GAMESTOP.
I still don't know if he got nervous when he saw a girl or if he was trying to hit on me.

>>377089529
Yea that's fucking dangerous and can get the manager in serious trouble. Is he retarded?

>>377089578
>"h-h..h.o"
>Umm, what?
>"h-hot ti-"
>Uhh yea..thanks, I guess?
>I WANT THE HOT TITLES BITCH MOVE OUT OF THE WAY

>>377086894
>not offering to help clean up the mess while talking about vidya and crazy customers stories
>not scoring a nice discount after the ordeal
shameful

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>>377089529
Lol. Noice.

>>377089726
Yeah, this policy is Bullshit. Trying to return an unopened game can make them send you home to open it, then turn it back in tomorrow for jack and nil as a "used game".

>>377089930
It honestly is just makes no sense. There was a pre owned copy of J-stars for like 35$, which if my friend had bought instead of the new one, he couldve returned for full price. Now that copy of the game that we bought and is still in new condition will be marked down to pre owned, and able to be returned for a full refund. The whole system is fucked up.

>>377090000
checked

>>377088793
>someone stole your Xbox 360 in the time it took you to take out the trash

>>377090000
Quads checked

>>377090000
wasted

>>377090257
My living room had the TV just a few feet from the door. It was pretty easy to look around, spot it, snatch and run.

>>377089965
Retarded? Nah
He was just a bitter hefty guy with multiple sclerosis. In pain every day of his life hoping one day It would end. Until then he had to work a job he didn't want to support his kid and found some sort of solace in teasing customers or getting back at the ones who did "Pranks".
Good Guy though when you got to know him.

>>377090402
That's fucking insane.

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>>377086894

Holy shit there's more plot holes in this completely made up story than a young adult fiction trilogy.

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>>377090000
excellent

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>working Gamestop just before Skyrims release
>co-worker is handsome dude who could model
>Girls always hit on him and he uses that to get them to pre-order stuff
>Dead day at work and regular girl walks in to hit on co-worker
>Girl going on and on about how she's excited for Skyrim and she cant wait she loves all those games
>I interrupt their conversation just to say "You're excited huh? What Race are you going to play"
> She scoffs and says "Its not a racing game. Its fantasy" Rolls her eyes at me and keeps talking to co-work.
>MFW

>>377090489
Well, that's what happens when your living room was maybe 15-20 feet across at best and a crappy L-shape on top of it.

Small apartments suck.

>>377090702
you sound like a total loser

>>377086894
Fucking americans somehow manage to fail at being customers and emplyees

>>377088195
Who the fuck goes up to the counter and asks for a game? Go to the fucking shelf, pick up the display case, walk up to register, throw it at employee, pay and leave.

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>Go into Gamestop
>Ask for Nier Automata
>cashier marks up game
>"That'll be $69.XX"
>I say "Sixty nine?" with a confused look
>"Yes, $69"
>I tell the cashier that it shouldn't cost that much
>She then tells me that it comes with a 1 year warranty that costs extra
>I ask her to take off the warranty
>"Okay, total comes out to $64"

Fucking gamestop, I get that their bosses push them to sell warranties but this is just a racket. I wonder how many dumb bastards they sell games and consoles to with a warranty attached without even telling them. Literally a fucking scam.

>>377090797
I'm okay.

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>>377090895
>being such a cuck that you actually still purchase it

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This happened a couple weeks ago, while I was in a gamestop:

>older lady walks in after me and goes up to the counter
>tells the poor kid behind the counter "I WOULD LIKE TO PREORDER HORIZON ZERO DAWN COLLECTORS EDITION FOR THE PLAYSTATION FOUR"
>kid has to explain to this old lady that you can't preorder a game that has already been released and the collectors edition was available for limited release
>this was months after the game came out
>old lady flips out on the kid, explaining to him that he MUST provide her with a preorder for the game, that its HIS job to provide her with the preorder
>kid has to explain again that you can't preorder a game that is already out, that she could buy the regular game
>lady flips out again because she doesn't want the game, she wanted to preorder it, and yells at the kid again and leaves the store

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>live in europe
>have no gamestop
>go to media markt
>acquire game
>go to cashier
>pay it out
>go home and play

what is it about gamestop that attracts the largest autists and socially maladapt?

>>377089578

I recognize this girl from somewhere.

>buying your games at Gamestop
do you eat at the homeless shelter too?

>>377091115
its that christian korean who had bunch of nude stuff.

>>377091058
Most of these stories boil down to one of the following:

> Inept buyer
> Employee does not have perfect knowledge of every Vidya

The first is the most common and is global... right...? Or are 'Muricans just that dumb?

>>377088294
>source all the brotheres at my MGTOW chapter

>tfw kind of a Chad
>go to game stop to buy psn cards for my lil clan homie
>3/10 chick at register
>"do you have a gamestop rewa-"
>nah im good
>"o-ok"
>rings me up
>"your code is on the receipt here and here"
>ok cool
>"have a good day"
>thanks you too
>"thank you! you too"
I thought this shit only happened in memes. Also why is it game stop only hires tyrone and ugly chicks?

>tfw the 20 something year old guy with both Pokemon games gets uncomfortable when you stand in line next to him

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>>377091010
I was going to call you out on saying Zero Dawn came out months ago because I was pretty sure it JUST came out.
But it came out in late February and we are already in May and I am wasting my life

>>377091147

Ohh, was she the one with the DeviantArt?

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>>377091058
>be european
>you're a pee in

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>walk into gamestop to get Yakuza 0
>ask for it at counter
>cashier says he'll go check for it
>he says there is one left
>he gets one of the empty cases off the shelf
>he proceeds to open the cabinet behind the counter that contains games in slip-cases
>he finds Yakuza 0
>"It's new, see"
>he shows me the bottom of the disc for a single second
>he puts the bare disc into the weathered Yakuza 0 case
>I get charged full price

>>377089965
Only fumbling retards would bump into a stacked display case, those kids had it coming to em.

>>377091000
I got it for the correct price though...

>>377091253
Why go to gamestop for a new game if that happened for real? You could have easily gone to a Target or Walmart and get it.

>>377089887
who is it?

>>377091253
Its like there was nothing you could do

>>377090895
Well, if they charge you more than what the pricetag on the box says, and you accept it, then quite frankly you're a retard and deserve to be ripped off

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>3DS XL is brand new
>Pre-ordered at local Gamestop
>Only other person in front of me is some old lady that's buying things for young child
>Clerk spends over 20 minutes upselling all kinds of bullshit to the lady who is continuously asking questions
>No other employee in store so I have not choice but to fucking stand there
>An epoch later the transaction is over, finally I can pick up my 3DS
>Clumsy employee fucking drops the shit out of my system
>Only 3DS they have left, all others sold out
>Tries to upsell me the protection replacement bullshit
Swore off Gamestop forever on that day

>>377088793
They didn't sell it that "idiot employee" nabbed it in the 30 mins it was at the store

>>377091324
This. Plus it's no more dangerous than the front counter or display tables that already litter the store

>>377088375
why make up such a retarded story

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>>377086894
> be single mom
> take little Jai'esha and Caleb-Johanseen to local video shoppe
> purchase Caleb-Johanseen a copy of Nier (it's what he asked for)
> "Mommmm, that's not Automatic!"
> Jai'esha is bored (she's too mature for video games)
> "Mommmm, that's not Automatic!!!!"
> little shit is testing my patience
> "But we already have this one!"
> Jai'esha keepz yelling about how bored she is. "Video Games are for faggots"

By now, I had ebough. I don't give a shit. Buy him his shitty Nier DVD and pull him out.

If he wants Nier: Automatic his dad can bu it for him, when he comes back home from wherever the fuck.

Fuck Game Stop.

>>377091339
It's the only place I could get it close by because the other stores around me didn't have it in stock at the time. I could have gotten the business edition for the same exact price at bestbuy a week earlier but they sold out of it by the time I finally decided I needed Yakuza 0 ASAP

>>377091556
What is the purpose of this story

ALL MEMES AND JOKES ASSIDE


Has there really been anyone ever going to Gamestop to buy a game but then within the past 10 years?

I mean, who buys games physically, as in regulary

>>377091641
consolecucks do

>>377086894
> go into gamestop and buy 10 dollar game.
> leave the store for my car.
> some fat Mexican lady and her kids literally block me from leaving the parking lot.
>wtf.jpg
> get out of car. Starts calling me superman because I'm wearing a superman t shirt.
>"superanon! Can I borrow your phone? We are homeless and need to call friend!"
> let them borrow my phone.
> calls someone in Colorado. Nowhere near Colorado.
> "superanon can you give me 80 dollars so we can stay in a hotel?"
> tell her I only have 10 bucks on my card.
> "that's ok superanon. We'll go to an atm and you can withdraw 80 dollarydoos."
> start trying to explain to her I only have 10 dollars in my account and you can only withdraw in 20 dollar increments
> "it'll be ok superanon. Just drive with us to the atm"
> see that the car parked in front of me leaves. Book it for my car and haul ass out of there.

>>377091556
Who hurt you, anon?

>>377091640
He want (You)'s
stop giving him

>>377091682
Dodged a bullet

>>377091640
I like stories

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>>377091682
>calls someone in Colorado. Nowhere near Colorado.

But... Colorado is really close to Colorado.

>Be me
>Realize we don't even have gamestop here
>No problems

wtf OP you make gamestop look bad

>>377091641
If I could buy all my PC games physically for the same price as Steam I would totally go the physical route because you literally get more than digital and how the fuck could you not like collecting game cases?

>>377089009
It's not innocent and protected people like you that usually does that, it's desperate drug addicts that has to get the money AT ONCE.

>>377088793
buncha druggies broke into my house a long time ago and stole my 360 too, but i live in a remote country with no gamestop or any equivalent so i have no idea where he gon sell it so i know from day one its gone forever, at least you got $500

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>>377089935
>>Suddenly my girlfriend
Stopped reading there, normalfag

>>377091641
Back around Christmas I picked up a bunch of used PS3 games using their buy 2 get 1 free deal. Also I keep an eye out for a copy of Nier because it's cheaper there than it is on ebay.

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The GOAT GameStop story coming thru

>>377091641
I go to Gamespot once a week to browse shit, chat with the manager and laugh at autists. Sometimes I buy games

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>go to buy a game
>cute girls and that one numale working
>"do you have an eb card"
>"you too"
>they laugh
>start profusely sweating and shaking
this was the last time i went to eb games. i now buy everything online

>>377091198
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

Enlightened me...

The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?

Garfield.

The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man.

And then there is a cat... Garfield.

This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...

You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war...

So, this strip I saw; this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see...

Yes... hmm...

It is about everything. This... little comic is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore.

So yes, when I was 18, I saw this comic... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"

Jon Arbuckle, he sits here, legs crossed... comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper... The news of the world, perhaps... and then he extends his fingers lightly, delicately... he taps his fingers on an end table, and he feels for something...

What is it? It is something he needs, but it is not there.

And then he looks up, slightly cockeyed, and he thinks... His newspaper's in his lap now, and he thinks this...

Now where could my pipe be?

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>Years ago
>Go to Gamestop
>Deciding between Brink or something else, think it was Red Dead Redemption
>Employee mentions to me how they're shutting down the servers and I should probably buy RDR instead
>Do so
Fucking Gamestop

>>377087996
Fucking this. Had a similar expirence and I helped clean up afterwards. Got a free game out of it

>>377089935
> nintendoshit is for braindead normies and autistic manchilds
Seriously provokes thought

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>Gamestop in December
>See Asura's Wrath on PS3 brand new for $30
>NotWorthIt.jpg
>Come back 2 months later
>Asura's Wrath now $10
>mfw
Sooo... ? I'll see myself out.

>>377092168
>braindead normies and autistic manchilds

You're either one or the other.

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>>377090702
>Woman talking about video games
>I know, I'll test her to see if she is worthy of my dick
>Girl doesn't pass quiz
>Heh, a fake gamer girl, just like I predicted!

>>377089578
Ignore her. I don't like oriental women, I think it's the eyes.

>be a long ass time ago
>preorder metroid prime 2
>super excited about it
>went to get it late at night from mall
>me: "I-I preordered Me-metroid prime 2, can I h-have it?
>cashier: "hey man, no need to be nervous, got it right here."
>me: "t-thanks..."
>buy it and leave

yep, not really exciting but i was super young and nervous about getting it

>>377091682
Where the hell do you live where this is a common fucking occurrence?

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>Sister wants the Kingdom Hearts Aqua game
>Comes with a game she already has, and 2 fucking side stories
>She knows my experience with Ground Zeroes
>Ask her to re-consider
>Money is tighter recently too
>Forced to go get it because of autistic screeching and pissing my parents off
>Decide to sneak in some of my older games just in case
>Probably going to be like, 40 bucks or something
>It was full price 60 fucking dollars
>Trade in the older games anyways
>Somehow saving half off
>Take the rest of the money and hide the receipt

>>377092168
>Constantly trying to start consolewar shit for no reason at all
Why do you exist?

>>377092208
Normie brainlet: the post.

>>377086894
What's the name of that negress ?
Link to her social medias ?

>>377088446
Embarrasing how? Those were legit questions.

>>377087386
of course not

most gamestop stories anon tells here never happened

>>377091641
This again...sigh.
All Digital? Can' resell your games. Can't borrow games. can't lend your games. If you break the rules and get your account banned, lose your games. Boy, you young' uns sure bought that digital is better fuhr mah conveenyunce hook, line, and sinker.

>>377091767
I'm in the south which is why I found it weird.

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>>377089578
Hey, it's Chris-Chan's girlfriend.

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>Have about several games I want to sell
>I'll get maybe $3-7 for each of them
>Even though I paid full retail price for most of them
At that point, why even bother selling them?

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This happened a while ago, I think it was in March
>be Irish
>hear about an upcoming games convention sponsored by GameStop
>never been to a convention before, get excited
>know that the website makes some of it look like a cringeworthy YouTuber-fest but don't care because there'll surely be much more to it than that
>spend what feels like forever waiting in line to get in
>end up in the crowded convention centre
>can't go anywhere without feeling like I'm being groped (I'm male)
>there are some kids playing Counter-Strike in one area, some kids playing some upcoming game that looks like a Mortal Kombat ripoff in another area
>can't go upstairs to the VR area because I didn't reserve a spot for extra yuro shekels
>see a few cute cosplayers, but too spaghetti to interact with them in any way
>"merchandise" corner, called "Gamestop +", is filled with mediocre trash and used games
>exit isn't clearly marked, accidentally peek into the girls' toilets where there are some cosplayers when trying to leave and they probably think I'm some kind of pervert (which would be true but I didn't mean to peek)
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>377086894
>tfw nice stripper mom buying game for her son

Would one night stand with a wrapper and listen to her problems after.

Also, one time, I was waiting in line and this family of niggers started hollering over how much they were getting for their trade ins.

"BOI WHY I EVEN BUY YOU DIS MADDEN GAME IT BE FIDDY CENTS NOW WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT BOI"

>>377092272
Surprisingly in a rich college town but all the riff raff have been coming from the city to scam people.

Our homeless problem has gotten so bad that panhandling was literally banned but that doesn't stop these people.

>>377089965
>Kids intentionally trip over display cases
>Somehow the managers fault
I'm guessing you also believe people who commit insurance fraud are completely in the right?

>>377091748
That incident made me go digital for all my games. I never want to go to Gamestop ever again.

>>377092612
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen one black person in a Gamestop. Unless they were working there. I see the name on my receipt. Jayquandun or something.

>>377092168
>Trying to start a console war
>ESL
Really makes you think. Good try, though, Pedro.

>>377092649
The car blocking made it look like you were about to get fucking kidnapped.

Crazy shit.

>>377092521
thats what u get for trying to sell to a store u dumb fuck

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>>377092248
probably the only legitmate story in this shit thread.

>>377092703
I live on the darker side of town and I don't go to the nicer FUCKING GAMESTOP unless they have something i'm looking for that isn't at the one near me.

Lots of angry black folks confused about today's gaming technology.

>YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!

>>377086894
she should have been able to get a full refund though, fucking gamestop eh.

>there was no disk in this case!
>oh sorry you already removed the shrink rap, we can't give you a refund, sorry, can i upsell you a switch, we're sold out but you can order one

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>>377086894
>WoW expac release
>only store in small town doing one is game stop
>friends invite me
>only people in store besides the cashiers
>patiently waiting for midnight
>door opens
>chunky guy walks in
>we introduce ourselves
>he whips out phone and starts playing some obscure anime theme
>he procedes to doing the full blood elf male dance emote to it
>we thought it was weird, but kinda funny
>he notices my friends anime shirt
>says it's nice but he's about to one up him
>lifts his jean leg
>fucking giant hentai tattoo on his calves

Fucking gamestop, but I guess I deserved this for playing WoW

>have Tomba! for PS1
>no case but disc alone is worth a bit
>Gamestop wants classic games to sell online
>friend asks if he can have Tomba! and some others
>sure why the fuck not
>Gamestop gives him $10 for it
>he puts it towards a ripoff collector's edition for something

They were his games originally, he let me have them months earlier because he found them in storage and didn't want them so it just added on to my not giving a fuck. Still kinda dumb though

>>377089312
>this is why I'm never having kids

Never having the chance to have kids and choosing not to Have kids are 2 different things anon

>>377086894
my first day at work when the store stayed open 2 extra hours for holiday BS. we had to put up stupid holiday decorations and sales crap. Then the register money didn't equal out to the computer tally so it had to be counted multiple times and then we had to call the manager.

>>377092773
There's a little mom and pop store near where I live that recently shut down. It's some ghetto tattoo shop now. But I used to walk there, would constantly see fiends oily, dirty, and stinky trying to sell handfuls of of PS2 and Xbox games. Always. Closest to seeing some crazy shit like that at a vidya store.

>>377092729
It scared the living hell out of me! I started to calm down when I got out of the car realizing it was fat old Mexican bitch with kids.

I probably would have pissed myself if it was some gang banger.

>>377092851
>tfw this is the reason I buy digital 90% of the time now

Fucking weirdos, man.

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>>377092853
>Tomba!

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>>377092493
It is more convenient grandpa
And anyone who knows there way around a computer can just pirate the vast majority of their library if they somehow got locked out of it

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>>377090860
Who the fuck wants to spend 20 fucking minutes, searching for a game that might not even be there.

>>377093131
It's more convenient if you're an anti-social weirdo who hates sunlight and exercise, sure. Spread your cheeks a little wider for them anon.

>>377093131
> ironic weeb pcbro
Classic

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>Order some games online one night and decide to pick them up from the store the next day (i was going shopping the next day anyway)
>next day
>browse around for some cheap ps2 games in EB before i pick up the order
>mom and her kid walks in
>kid walks off while the mom heads to the counter
>mom asks for grand theft auto
>Clerk asks which one
>mom looks confused. Probably has no idea which one her kid wants
>calls her kid over to tell her
>kid has some generic looking SHOOTAN game in his hand
>mom tells kid to put it back and that he's only getting one game
>kid chucks a fit and whines about how it's only 30 dollars
>"you're only getting one. Is it grand theft auto or that?"
>"BUT I WANT BOTH!"
>kid sits down in front of the counter and starts crying
>the little shit won't move
>Mom tries to pull him but he won't move
>some big biker looking dude walks in
>looked like pic related
>Turns out his dad
>starts arguing with his kid
>eventually just drags the kid out screaming
>it took me 10 minutes just to pick up a game
thanks to that little shit blocking the counter

>>377092248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4srPBTz1XQ

That reminded me of this

>>377088353
what in gods name is an emotional support animal? is that code for "no real friends so i have a cat"?

>>377091341
Seconding this

>>377089279

That's why you sit on it

>>377090860
>go to shelf
>grab case for game
>walk up to register
>"oh we don't have this one"

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>ME2 for the PS3 just came out
>Really liked playing it on my friends Xbox 360, but I've got a PS3, heck yeah
>Have some used games I want to trade in
>Go to EB Games
>Walk in an say I want trade-in value
>"Sorry anon, but we don't accept trade-ins"
>Wat?
>"Yeah, sorry, we don't accept trade-ins."
>Turn to the wall of all the used games, ask how they can possibly have used games if they don't buy used games
>"Look, are you going to buy anything or just keep asking stupid questions?"
>Leave that location, decide to try another store
>1 half-hour bus ride later across the lake
>Ask to trade-in
>"No problem Anon."
>Ask why other location would say no
>Clerk rolls his eyes
>Explains how he always has to answer this question. There's a city bylaw that prevents the store from purchasing used games to resell. This current location is outside the applicable city boundaries.
>Thank clerk, and no, I will not sign up for the rewards card
>Go home an play ME2
>Romance Garrus

>>377090895
>Having the balls to buy a waifu game in public

Gotta say I wouldn't be able to do it

>>377089312
>I'm never having kids
Good, good. Perhaps even castrate yourself.

>>377092493
>>377093243
>>377093250
ITT retards who get banned for saying shit like "nigger nigger nigger look at me cuck faggot homo wow I can't believe you're taking disciplinary action", buy too many games and never play them / are too poor to buy more games without reselling their shit, and probably don't even have friends to loan their games to.

>>377089525
>personel info
Clearly you're just too young to own a card.

>>377089365
My internet connection is 9 Mbit per second. It took me like 11 hours to download FFXV for the PS4.

Totally wasn't worth it, either. Since then, I've relied on Amazon Prime. At least if it turns out to be a shit game, I can make enough of a fuss and get store credit for another game.

>>377089525
Does Steam not accept Paypal?

>>377086894
Im not a burger so
>Walk into GAME
>pick up used game
>get told council is forcing game stores to make people register with store in orderto buy or sell used games

When the fuck did this happen?

>>377093250
>memetexting at someone for being a weeb on 4chan
You have to go back

>>377093243
Yeah, I'm really feeling the burn. I've fallen so hard for the digital meme. Being able to buy games for a fraction of the cost and access my library from anywhere is just terrible.

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>>377086894
>Went to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Chick was behind the counter - looked fairly normal
>Wandered around a bit looking at shit, minding my own business
>She eventually came up to me and asked me if I was looking for anything in particular
>Asked about an old game I missed years ago
>She blinked, said she'd never heard of it, then went back and looked it up on her computer
>Says in stock, took forever to find it since it was in the back office for some reason
>Noticed on the receipt a phone number while on my way out
>Called the number several hours later - it's the girl from FUCKING GAMESTOP
>She gets off work in 15 min.
>We hung-out at a Starbucks down the mall, laughing and having a good time
>Went back to my place, played the game for a bit, relaxing with some beer & wine
>Raunchiest sex of my life
>While she was cleaning-up in my shower I noticed her little purse was knocked over with her wallet sticking out, open to a wallet-sized photo inside
>Saw it was a picture of her and my old man, who I hadn't seen in over a decade
>WTF???
>Looked at back of photo
>'Me & Daddy, Lost Lake, 2015'
>.....eh
>Put photo back, pretended like I never saw it, fucked her some more later.

>>377091957
The employees probably see you as "that guy"

>>377093361
>Romance garrus
I love happy endings

>>377086894
>Almost next in line when I feel a dark aura approaching
>A wild redneck mom has appeared
You sound like such a fucking loser when you talk like this.

Still, the funniest part about this story is that stealing the game from the shelf won't do her any good because Gamestop doesn't keep discs in those cases. It also makes her temper tantrum pointless because there wouldn't be any games in this cases by damaging them.

>>377093580
It's not like you have a choice in the matter anyway, pcbro. lol

>>377093361
Reminded me of my mom and pop store.

There's a state law here that says you have to purchase as many items as you trade in. How does the store get around it? They sell really shitty SNES games for $0.02 a pop. I love the idea.

>>377091991
>that one numale

You're talking about yourself, right?

>>377093423
I have no idea how people can't get their hands on some sort of debit card.

>>377093597
This is the most BS story so far. Good job.

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>>377093597
This complete bullshit. But I like it.

>preorder game on Amazon
>Getting close to release date
>2 days before, still no shipment notification
>1 day before, still no shipment notification
>Fuck it it's not getting here on time
>Desperate as fuck, been waiting for months
>Remember hearing rumors that GameStop sometimes will sell people games the day before they come out
>A couple employees there are bros, might help me out
>Walk in there, some girl I've never seen and one of the helpful guys at the counter
>Nobody else in the store, ask the guy if they've gotten any copies of the game in
>Guy asks for name of game again for clarification
>He starts typing it in, girl interrupts and sternly tells me that it isn't out til the next day
>She didn't even look it up, didn't sound like she was hype, just tells me like I'm an idiot
>"O-oh, thanks anyways..."
>Leave and get my game in the mail three days after release

Based on the way she said it I'm pretty sure they had it in when I was there, and just didn't want to sell me it a day early. I know it's her job but that's one of the perks of GameStop imo. Plus she lost a sale.

https://gameongames.com/

This was the worst video game seller/reseller that I've ever been to. Had shit like a Dreamcast in a box that was water damaged (wrinkled cardboard with running colors). Wanted 500 bucks for it back in 2011 because it came with the box. Wanted 75 dollars for just the cartridge of Super Mario World 2. Showed him that it was going for 15 bucks on ebay, and that I was willing to pay more for convenience, but not 5 times the price.

The owner of the entire franchise just shrugged and said, "Good luck."

>>377088195
unless this was recently and she started working there well after the game came out, this couldn't have happened. Gamestop did enough advertising within the stores for that game that it's impossible for an employee to not have the game name drilled into their skull. There would have been a display of some sort and actual ads playing in the store all day.

>>377093846
I got NieR Automata Black Box 3 days before release. Was pretty great.

>>377093318
Basically a service animal but instead of helping blind people, it's a pet that helps people with anxiety. At least that's how I understand it.
Been considering trying to get that for my dog so I can take her to neat places like a Renaissance Faire.

>>377088195
Why didn't you just spell it out?

>>377091991
>no spaghetti fell out of pockets

>>377089223
Are you sure it was a video and not just you at gamestop?

>drag my stinky unwashed autist ass to FUCKING GAMESTOP to buy some generic weeb trash
>guy behind the counter is also clearly a smelly nervous weeb
>bring anime trash to counter
>i-i'd like to buy this p-please
>palms begin to moisten from fear at social interaction
>guy behind the counter is anxious as fuck too, turns red starts sweating
>h-here you go s-sir
>t-thanks
>y.... you too bye
>he starts hyperventilating and instantly runs off into the back
>i shuffle out like some sort of obese slug dripping various bodily fluids
>never visit that store again

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>377093962
I fucking knew it goddammit

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>Early 2009
>Just finished Persona 3 and 4, and went to buy every other SMT game they had
>Bring it up to the cute, mousy clerk
>She says something like "Oh, you've got a lot of PS2 games here."
>Say that I finished the new Persona games and wanted to try out the rest of the series
>She looks at me with genuine shock, like I blew her fucking mind
>"There are more games in the series than Persona? I should try them!"
>Rather than sperg out about the SMT series (which was still niche as fuck, considering Nocturne cost $30 used), just say "Well, I'm buying all the ones you have, so..."
>"Oh, well, just let me know when you're done and I'll buy them from you!"
>In a rare moment of charisma I tell her that she has my number (since it's on file), and just text me later about them, since the more people that play them the better
>Honestly expect nothing to come of it, but sure enough get a text that night
>We chat about Persona some, which turns into talking about our favorite girls, which turns into flirting, which turns into outright sexts and nudes (notably one with her covering her privates in disks like a trashy nerd girl)
>Taking my sweet ass time with the game
>She eventually texts me "I have my place to myself, if you want to bring Nocturne over and play it here"
>Travel over at the speed of light
>Took Nocturne over because I'm so fucking awkward I didn't think it through
>Have awkward sex
>Have to leave out the window when her parents get home, leaving Nocturne and the case there
>Texts get less flirty, less frequent
>Four weeks later she calls me and tells me I should probably get tested
>Never see her at Game Stop again, never hear from her again
>Did see my fucking copy of Nocturne for sale again for $30 a month after that last call
And that's why I never finished Nocturne.

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>>377094068
You have no fucking idea how happy it made me. I have no idea why, because I didn't play it for another week, as I was in the middle of Zelda, and it had horrible controls, so I didn't want to have to come back to it.

>>377094134
So did you get tested or?

>the year 2000, deus ex has just released
>go to gamestop, can't really see it on the shelves anywhere
>decide to walk up to counter and ask, just in case
>"Hey, do you have Deus Ex in stock by any chance?"
>"I'm sorry, what did you say it was called?"
>"Deus Ex."
>"Hm, sorry, I don't think we do."
>Last resort attempt - "What about Doos Ex?"
>"Oh so that's what you meant. Sure, we have it in stock"

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>>377093687
You're right
And yet one of us paying to access their ISP they've already paid for, and it isn't me

You can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't affect me, but at least try and make some sense retard. First you say some garbage about physical being better then immediately deflect because the basis for what you're saying doesn't make sense. You complain about digital being a joke that exists for convenience, but you primarily play on console.

>>377090895
>that it comes with a 1 year warranty that costs extra

This is actually illegal in most states.

They have to ask you if you want it or else it opens the store up to massive fines.

>>377086894
god fucking damn it that bitch is hot.
howcome I never see girls this hot in my gamestop?
fucking gamestop

>>377091682
why the fuck would you give your phone to a homeless mexican?

>>377094208
Yeah. I was clean.

>>377094184
Did you preorder it or just walk in? Man I'm mad knowing that now, before it was just a hunch. Nier was a popular game, I'd simply pre-ordered the new Shantae, couldn't have been something that many people around here would want.

>>377091803
Not everyone is a hoarder

>>377094317
You had to preorder the Black Box from Square Enix's store, and you had to do it pretty early. Wanna say that I preordered it before FFXV released, though I could be wrong.

>>377094134
>le mousy nerd girl XDD
>Has fucking STDs
>You were probably her 25th cock

I'm not even you and I'm mad. Can't expect any girl to be modest these days

>>377094369
Makes a bit more sense then. Why'd it go to GameStop though? I've ordered from SqEnix's store before and it came to my house.

>>377091176

Gamestop hires attractive women too, but they all get immediately pushed to the manager classes and put in charge of a store or region.

Seriously. It's happened to every female employee above a 5/10 that I've ever known of.

I suspect it's because being attractive massively increases your sales numbers which makes it look like you're a genuinely valuable employee.

Honestly, Gamestop should just hire attractive girls to be chat-up whores for the people who come in to browse. It would hike their profits up massively.

>>377089083
Try harder next time this is 4chan not reddit.

>>377094442
Oh, I was comparing it to Amazon, not GameStop.

>>377093318
It's basically a helper animal except it's for anxiety instead of a physical disability. It's fine in theory but the problem is too many obnoxious cunts use it as an excuse to drag their yappy little shitty purse dogs everywhere. Getting pretty tired of this special snowflake culture where people use every excuse to claim they have anxiety for special privileges.

Oh boo hoo. You say that just because you dislike crowds, you have social anxiety. Newsflash bitch: nobody likes crowds because crowds are obnoxious. That doesn't mean you have anxiety. My girlfriend has actual social anxiety and it can downright cripple her in places with big crowds. Just being slightly irritated isn't anxiety. Quit dragging your obnoxious yappy rat where it doesn't belong.

>>377094451
I'm too much of a sperg, I'd never go in to browse or do anything except get the one thing I went there for. I can't be the only one, so they'd probably just end up balancing out.

>>377094134
>get tested
btfo

>>377091150
Gamestop is the shittiest store that serves the lowest social/economic class here in America. People are about to go "Better than Walmart" but no, it really isn't. GS = Walmart's Vidya section in single serving size.

So you get fucking plebs dealing with wage slaves with a dash of corporate overlords thrown in.

>>377093846
>Went into Game Stop to ask for a game
>Guy tells me I mixed up the dates, it comes out next week
>Oh, my bad. Leave.
>Before I get to the door, he says "We already got copies of it in the back, though."
>Look at him
>The store is empty except us two
>Say "That's cool" and walk out
>Realize halfway home that he probably would've given it to me early
I was never a smart man.

>>377091682

I have a FWB relationship with a chubby mexican woman that has a few kids.

It's a great arrangement desu

>>377094490
Alright, but only because you asked so nicely.

>>377094587
You fool, you could have saved a week on your backlog

>>377086894
got that pic gives me such a raging hard on

> Go to EB games
> Pick up Bloodborne from the shelf and take it to the counter
> "That'll be $89"
> Sure, here's my card
> "Did you want to preorder anything?"
> Nah, I'm good
> "What about the new CoD that's coming out?"
> Excuse me?
> "There's a new CoD, and it's going to be so good
> "You should definitely pre-order, we'll likely run out at launch"
> Nah I'm good, I don't like shooters
> "Okay, what about any other games?"
> No, I just want Bloodborne
> "That's alright mate. How about an extended warranty?"
> Why would I need a warranty for a game?
> "Erm... okay don't worry about it. Sounds like you don't need it"
> "What about anti-scratch protection?"
> I take care of my games, just let me buy it
> "You sure? It's more common than you think for a game to get scratch"
> Getting sick of this shit
> "Okay, no extras for you"
> "How about a season pass? Get ready for the DLC!"
> There isn't any DLC for Bloodborne... (at the time)
> Guy checks on the computer
> "Ah... okay... so that'll be $89"
> Finally lets me pay

>>377094528
>I'm too much of a sperg

If that were true you would do your shopping on Amazon, or buy digital.

You shouldn't claim to be a sperg if you aren't actually spergy.

>>377091682
>hey can I borrow your phone?
>lend them the phone

are you retarded?

>>377094509

I saw you post in the deepest secret thread, BPD-kun.

Please stop being edgy.

>>377094567
Walmart isn't bad. I got P5 Steelbook Edition from there for less than it was going on Amazon.

>>377094396
I knew what I was getting into, and I still went for it. I just figured I was lucky.

Looking back, I was probably her third or fourth choice for that night, which is why I got the text with only a few hours to spare.

Oh well, had sex, don't care.

>>377094509
Fuck off my dog is well behaved, it's just boring taking her to the park all the time. I'd like to be able to take her to interesting places but because of shitty dogs I can't.

>>377094451
can confirm women get the revenue. I worked at EBgames (gamestop) and my manager was a good looking milf and she got results quite easy.

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>Me and a buddy are at gamestop looking for cheap piss4 games since I recently bought one
>We see Fallout 4 and start talking about the series
>Some autist ends up butting in
>I'm not even sure he worked there, but it seemed like it since he had the 'trying to sell us shit' aura about him
>I don't wanna be a dick so I try to stay friendly but not the 'keep talking to me' type of friendly.
>Eventually he starts insisting that there's a PS4 port of New Vegas for some reason
>My friend keeps the conversation going for some reason
>He leaves finally after like five minutes


Aside from me falling for the 'destiny is going to have 10 years of content xdddd' meme that some cashier spit at me once, that was my only bad experience at gamestop.

>>377092272
Not anon, but In my Appalachian hometown this shit happened a lot, but it's typically white trash near pawn shops or bridges that would do it. They'd ask for your ID a lot too. You'd have to get aggressive about it to get them to back off. Appalachia is a shithole. Seriously like a fucking third world country and no one even cares.

>>377094703
youre calling that anon a sperg, but you're to spergy to even do your vidya shopping in person?

>>377094698
Believe it or not, Gamestop (and EB, I would presume) actually requires that employees sell a certain number of "extras" per month.

I never blame them for asking, simply because it's not really up to them if they want to keep the job.

>>377088793
I'm pretty sure that Gamestop isn't going to hang onto your stolen property to return it to you if the police are involved. At that point, they would be taking it and telling you too pick it up at the police station. It's stolen property so they aren't going to trust somebody else to return it to the owner.

What a boring thread. So far every single story has been obviously made up and not even entertaining.

>>377094703
I do but on rare occasions, like when I got my Vita, I'll go to GameStop to see what games are there.

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>>377094852
>posts my fetish

>>377086894
>the game was already opened and couldn't a full refund
Does it really work like that? What if this was a different case and the game was not actually working on PS4?

>>377089083
>I try.
You clearly didn't.

>>377094907
Mine was genuinely real. >>377093912

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>go to sell my 360 slim and about 15 games back in 2011
>"Alright your total will come out to 55$"
>look up and see that they're selling used 360 Slims for 180$

>go to midnight release at gamestop
>have the game on display, you can play it and everything
>start playing, people line up to watch me, hands get sweaty, I die
Fuuuuuck

>>377094974
Yes. It really works like that. I was about to buy Elder Scrolls 4 back in like 2005 or 2006 for PC, and I asked if it would run on my computer, giving the specs, and they said that if it would, it would be sweating bullets to do it.

I said, "No biggie. If it doesn't work, I can just return it." They said "Nope. You open it, you won't get a full refund." So I didn't get it.

>>377095042
What the fuck is this real?

>>377095103
Yes its like selling a firearm at a gun store
>go sell my .22 that costs 450 dollars including the scope and extended mags I had for it
>yeah I'll give you 150 for it

>get random gamestop gift card for birthday
>order Digimon World: Next order online
>arrives but is in generic case
>take game into gamestop store and ask to trade it for the actual case
>she says "yes, sure" :)
> get brand new case with unused preorder dlc insert
>leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP

I think she was new though. They aren't supposed to trade out new cases only used.

>>377094837
Like I said, it's fine in theory but obnoxious cunts abuse it. I never said everybody who has one is in this category but more often than not, all I see are these big fucking 20 something whales or middle age turbo cunts using it as a excuse to bring their awful little poorly trained purse dogs everywhere. They never have the service dog vest on them either or any paperwork to prove why they have it and then when called out that their animal isn't allowed, they fly off the handle about it until the person gives up and just let's them stay.

Not everybody does this but too many do and I'm tired of seeing it because out just ruins it for the people who DO need it and it belittles people who actually have social anxiety.

>>377089930
They only buy games that sell a lot for good money

zelda on switch is worth 35 bucks

>>377095103

Well no shit.

>>377095203
Never sell a gun at a gun store. Always private sales.

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Its not gamestop, but the shit ive seen working overnight at walmart blows my mind
>dude in a suit brought a whore wearing nothing but an oversized sweater and fingerbanged her against the frozen endcap doors
>400lb woman wearing nothing but a fullbody fishnet and 3 pasties (one on each nipple and one of those long pussy to ass ones)
we get tons of lesbians too, and for some fucking reason they ALWAYS have one in the fucking buggy.
>working in frozen
>stocking one of the doors near the end of the aisle
>lesbian couple show up. One was wearing an oversized sweater and was in the buggy, sweater over her knees as she rocked back in forth acting like a fucking invader zim gir esque thing, singing doom song and all
>other one was in a fucking business suit. She was the one pushing the cart
>stops at the 2 doors we have for lean cuisine
>picks up 2 LC's, one in each and, and talking to herself, asks which one shes in the mood for
>gir lesbo in the buggy says in that sing song childish voice "I THINK YOU SHOULD PICK THE PIZZA ONE"
>without even looking up from the 2 LC's, she says
>"if I wanted your opinion, id ask for it. Now shut your mouth before I take you home and fuck it shut"

>>377089312
you know you can a get steam cards at 7-Eleven, hell most grocery stores stock them now

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More like the best experience
>GS at the mall
>bathrooms close by
>take a shit
>make a brown finger
>to to GS
>wipe my shit finger all over the games
>laugh all the way home

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>377089609
Not your job to keep idiots and their money together. If someone's too dumb to read up about a game online before ordering something they see in store, it's their own dumb fault.

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>>377095103
You've never attempted to sell games in, have you? In fact, I just remembered a better story
>Go buy Rainbow Six Vegas 2
>Get home and the disc in the box is for the wrong system (PS3 disc in a 360 box)
>Go back, explain the situation
>"Oh yeah no problem. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there's some policy against just swapping out discs from different systems, so what we'll do is ring it up as a sell back and I'll just give you the right disc. Should not be a problem dude"
>Sounds good to me
>"Ok so one Vegas 2 disc for PS3.....well it's not in that great of a condition....so your total comes back to 26$....which means for the 360 disc you owe me 36$ for new or you can get the used for only 15$...."
Shit like this is how Commies are made

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>>377095257
Back in the day of the PS2/GC/Xbox, they offered me 75 bucks for this used.

I still have it, but was curious what it was worth. Pretty sure it's worth nothing now that the 3DS re-released the game.

>>377094134
where's the pics of her?

>>377095297
I work 3rd shift, so I get to see late night walmart on my days off sometimes. Shit is legitimately weird at night.

>>377089821
>telling someone they're wrong is autistic
Beta

>>377095337
I should also specify I usually target weeb games because that's the most likely audience for doing autistic shit like sniffing cases.

>>377095337
>>377095678
Literally nobody cares.

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>Get told I lot I look like Ryan Gosling
>Go to Gamestop to buy Dark Souls 3
>The girl behind the counter tells me she really liked me in The Notebook and asks if she can have a picture with me
>I tell her I'm not Ryan Gosling
>She's not fully convinced
>A guy behind me overhears our conversation and also asks for a picture, telling me I was awesome in Drive
>I-I'm not Ryan Gos-
>The guy cuts me to say that he didn't expect me being into Dark Souls
>I just roll with it, take pics with both the guy and the clerk and go home
FUCKING RYAN GOSLING

>Several years ago
>Douchebag abusive grandfather tries to buy affection from family since he's an asshole
>Decided instead of big gifts or a check he'll get us each $100 gift cards
>Gives me $100 GameStop card
>Console peasant back then
>Over time, buy several used games with it, most under $5
>Enjoy one or two but not really into the rest
>Ask /v/ for some good console games to spend it on
>One or two people actually give good suggestions among the dozens of "sell your consoles and use the card on steam gift cards" posts
>Order a couple games, one of them is Sly Cooper for PS2
>Hype as fuck to play Sly, only rented it as a kid and the disc was scratched to hell, never got around to buying
>Few days later, games come in the mail
>Open them, they're all there
>Hype as fu-- wait this isn't Sly Cooper
>It's Golden Compass? Some movie game based on a book???
>How the fuck?
>Go to a local store to exchange or refund
>They say they can't accept it because I don't have a receipt for it
>Don't have a receipt for it cause I ordered a different game
>Email their customer service to fix it
>Never get a response
>Never shop at GameStop again

Ended up never playing Sly til a year or so ago when I had some extra cash and found it cheap on Amazon. Still haven't bought anything from GameStop since then.

>>377095094
This is why I like NZ consumer law. You're damn well protected from any bullshit, and it's virtually impossible to contract out of it.

>>377095828
So how was Golden Compass?

>>377095798
there was a guy in the kithen who ;ooked like ryan gosling he left though

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>niece's birthday
>pass by a Gamestop on the way to work
>apparently a new Animal Crossing game came out that day
>try to buy it
>Did you preorder it? We got preorders+2 games
>hands me a large piece of laminated cardboard with all the future games and their release dates
>asks me which ones I want to pre-order
>leave
>pass by Wal-mart
>2 cases of the game by the cash register

Is there any other store were not having stuff on launch day is a business strategy? I would understand it if it was some sort of obscure weeb game, but they do this with everything.

>>377091502
why do anything in life? the guy is obviously bored and working on his writing skills.

>>377095905
I honestly don't care, one way or the other, so long as you are informed before purchasing the game.

Gamestop doesn't typically do that, though. They burn a lot of people by not stating the rules before you purchase a game. Ironically, if they told people the rules, they never would have survived this long. Because they've burned so many people who are passionate about vidya, however, they are on their way out anyways.